{"id":9989,"date":"2020-08-12T18:20:58","date_gmt":"2020-08-12T15:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9989"},"modified":"2020-08-13T13:22:16","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T10:22:16","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-sport-si-educatie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9989","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Sport \u0219i educa\u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Sport \u0219i educa\u021bie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mai este o problem\u0103 ce n-o-n\u021beleg nici mort:<br \/>\nCum or s-arate, frate, c\u0103r\u021bile de&#8230; sport?<br \/>\nBine, io nu le-n\u021belegeam nici p-alea de religie,<br \/>\nDar asta e, sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos, asta-i a mea efigie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cum mult\u0103 lume \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ministrul Pop,<br \/>\nCam ce-i \u00een mintea lui \u0219i pentru care scop?<br \/>\n\u00centreb \u0219i io aici, la prieteni pe pere\u021bi:<br \/>\n,,Unde-o ajunge \u021bara asta, fete \u0219i b\u0103ie\u021bi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cum s\u0103 predai la \u0219coal\u0103 sportul de pe carte?<br \/>\n\u0218i cum le pui note fiec\u0103ruia \u00een parte?<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd, de milenii o lume-ntreag\u0103 \u0219tie<br \/>\nC\u0103 sportul e mi\u0219care, nu este teorie!<\/p>\n<p>O fi \u0219i asta semn c\u0103 suntem buni la teorie,<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 la practic\u0103 ne doare-n&#8230; p\u0103l\u0103rie?<br \/>\nNoi n-avem manuale de limba rom\u00e2n\u0103,<br \/>\nDar vrem s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m&#8230; datul din m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nici la matematic\u0103 nu st\u0103m mai bine,<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t \u0219i lui Pitagora cred c\u0103 i-ar fi ru\u0219ine,<br \/>\nDe faptul c\u0103, oric\u00e2t elevilor le-ar frige buza,<br \/>\nN-au cum s\u0103 vad\u0103-n realitate&#8230; ipotenuza!<\/p>\n<p>De fizic\u0103 chiar nu mai pot s\u0103 zic nimic!<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu po\u021bi s\u0103 faci mare, ceva ce este mic,<br \/>\nA\u0219a cum este creierul unui ministru, Pop,<br \/>\nCe de fluid ce e, \u00een g\u00e2t \u00eei trebuie un dop&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nici chiar chimia pare c\u0103 nu ne mai salveaz\u0103<br \/>\nCompu\u0219ii chimici cerebrali lui Pop \u00eei explodeaz\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci leg\u0103turile acelea, numite covalente,<br \/>\n\u00cen capul lui cu vid, sunt foarte, foarte lente!<\/p>\n<p>Am zis mai sus \u0219i de pu\u021bin\u0103 biologie<br \/>\nO carte care ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 nu numai teorie!<br \/>\nCi ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103, un exemplu la-nt\u00e2mplare,<br \/>\nC\u0103 unii, \u00eenc\u0103 sunt la stadiul de protozoare!<\/p>\n<p>Aaaa&#8230; dar geografia c\u00e2t de mult ne-nva\u021b\u0103!<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu te r\u0103t\u0103ce\u0219ti, \u021bii soarele \u00een fa\u021b\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0218i-atuncea \u0219tii c\u0103 vestu-i totdeauna-n spate<br \/>\nIar mu\u0219chii \u0219i lichenii doar nordul or s-arate!<\/p>\n<p>Istoria, de-asemeni, e frumoas\u0103-n felul ei,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci mai afl\u0103m de senatori \u0219i de plebei&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i cum ne tragem noi din daci \u0219i din romani,<br \/>\nSau cum ne-au tras-o al\u021bii at\u00e2tea mii de ani&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se zice de istorie c\u0103 e pentru societate fresca<br \/>\n\u0218i chiar a\u0219a \u0219i este, cu Andreea Esca!<br \/>\nC\u0103ci \u0218tefan, Mircea, \u021aepe\u0219, sunt figuri triste,<br \/>\nPe l\u00e2ng\u0103 z\u00e2mbetul \u0219\u0103galnic al blondei prompteriste!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Domnu&#8217; Pop! Bre, dom&#8217; fost secretar de stat<br \/>\nCred c\u0103 nici nu ai idee, \u00een ce&#8230; te-ai b\u0103gat!<br \/>\nOi fi vrut s\u0103 ne ar\u0103\u021bi c\u0103 faci mare senza\u021bie,<br \/>\nDar ai dat na\u0219tere la \u00eenc\u0103 o abera\u021bie!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac-ar fi s\u0103 fii doar singur vinovat, am \u00een\u021belege<br \/>\nDar ai consilieri mai pro\u0219ti dec\u00e2t prevede orice lege!<br \/>\n\u0218i \u0103ia au ,,mul\u021bimea vid\u0103\u201d \u00een cutia cranian\u0103,<br \/>\nIar neuronii sunt \u00eentr-o mi\u0219care brownian\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Nici o chimie, nici o fizic\u0103 nu e deloc prezent\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen toat\u0103 brambureala, ba e chiar absent\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd nu te-ajut\u0103 neam anatomia \u0219i tot restul,<br \/>\nNici cu geografia-n m\u00e2n\u0103 nu treci testul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Istoria s\u0103raca, probabil c\u0103 va consemna,<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u0103 o er\u0103 lips\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 perioada sa!<br \/>\nAceea-n care, unii, \u00een ace\u0219ti ani de gra\u021bie,<br \/>\n\u0218i-au b\u0103gat&#8230; fiziologia \u00een ea de educa\u021bie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sport \u0219i educa\u021bie Mai este o problem\u0103 ce n-o-n\u021beleg nici mort: Cum or s-arate, frate, c\u0103r\u021bile de&#8230; sport? 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