{"id":9946,"date":"2020-08-09T21:41:11","date_gmt":"2020-08-09T18:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9946"},"modified":"2020-08-13T14:01:27","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T11:01:27","slug":"brigada-diverse-sare-dai-cu-aste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9946","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (S)are, da(i) (c)u (a)ste&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>11 iulie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n      N-om scrie noi fantastic, dar nici cititori de substrat nu se mai fabric\u0103 de ceva vreme. Nici m\u0103car de suprafa\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n      A se re\u021bine, \u00een contextul frazei anterioare, c\u0103 rasatul politician n-a existat niciodat\u0103. Genul doctrinar, idiot, de a pune trei principii, chipurile, pe h\u00e2rtie \u0219i de a g\u0103si metode \u00een orice situa\u021bie de a le duce la \u00eendeplinire s-a n\u0103scut din plictiseala bogatului. ,,Vreau asta \u0219i asta!\u201d a dus mereu la lacrimi din partea celorlal\u021bi. Tuturor.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a-i c\u00e2nd prostul liber se crede p\u0103rta\u0219 la&#8230;. S\u0103 v\u0103 relatez cum se monteaz\u0103 o cruce. Se iau dou\u0103 ma\u0219ini. Se instaleaz\u0103 \u00een cabinele transportoarelor c\u00e2te trei. Se intr\u0103 \u00een cimitir. Se dau obloanele jos. Se chite\u0219te decedatul. Ioane, Marine, Gheorghe, Vasile, Victore. Se strig\u0103. O m\u0103tur\u0103, o m\u0103tur\u0103, o m\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 la Gheorghe. El, copil de pripas, cu privirea deviat\u0103, se \u00eenv\u00e2rte nedumerit. Nu este. Vezi \u00een ma\u0219ina cealalt\u0103. Una la un beneficiar, alta la altul, \u00een cap\u0103tul parcelei. Stoic, Gheorghe o aduce. Da\u2019 CM-u\u2019? Un drum \u00eenapoi. O sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103&#8230;. De serviciu Marin, mai v\u00e2rstaci. Soclu. Borma\u0219ina. Prelungitorul. Burghiele. Semne. Mijloc pe lungime. -x \u0219i +x. Mijloc pe l\u0103\u021bime. D\u0103 drumu\u2019 la grup. Tacticos, Ciprian, mai t\u00e2n\u0103r, mai cu ini\u021biativ\u0103, mai \u0219ef, mai \u0219ofer. De \u0219ase, de opt, de zece, de 12. Semne pe postamentul locului de veci. G\u0103uritorul doi. Un dublu Marin \u0219i Gheorghe. Greutate. Transpira\u021bie. M\u0103tura, m\u0103tura&#8230;. Era aci \u0219i nu mai e. Dou\u0103 minute c\u0103ut\u0103ri. Fi-u\u2019. Tesla. B\u0103taie. Spor ioc. Ciocanu\u2019, ciocanu\u2019. B\u0103tuse deja unul din dou\u0103. Flexu\u2019, flexu\u2019&#8230;. De ce-ai oprit grupu\u2019? Vasile, repornire. Vasile os, Victor aranj\u00e2ndu-\u0219i pe frunte p\u0103l\u0103riu\u021ba de pescuit \u0219i obez. Al doilea fi-u \u00eenfipt. T\u0103iere din nou ambele. Ap\u0103, unde-i apa? CM 11. Bietul Victor. Ioane-i \u0219ofer. Ca Ciprian. D\u0103 din m\u00e2n\u0103-n m\u00e2n\u0103 sau face efortul singur. Dureaz\u0103. \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103 cu p\u0103rerea. Mai mult \u00een dreapta, e cimentul mai l\u0103sat. \u0218i eu \u00eencerc o rectificare. N-ar fi fost mai bine dac\u0103 mai t\u0103ia\u021bi din st\u00e2lpul metalic vreo jum\u0103tate de centimetru, fiindc\u0103 a r\u0103mas mai sus \u00een st\u00e2nga? Niciun r\u0103spuns plauzibil, doar un ciocan de 2-3 kile aruncat bezmetic peste surplus. Postament liliputan. Marmur\u0103. Cruce. B\u0103, d\u0103 mai u\u0219or &#8211; Victor c\u0103tre Vasile. O zdrami\u021b\u0103 tot a s\u0103rit. CM 25. S\u0103 mai spun \u0219i eu. 60 de lei sacul. Ba &#8211; Ciprian. 100 \u0219i ceva. Imposibil, replic. Am luat anul trecut. S\u0103 fi fost CM 27? Cump\u0103na, cump\u0103na&#8230;. \u0218i trage de cruce. Mai. Mai. Mai. \u00cenc\u0103. \u0218i-nc\u0103. Mai&#8230;. Dup\u0103 15 era bine. Ciprian. Tacticos. Cu ar\u0103t\u0103toru-n CM11. Pe margini. Victor cu de\u0219tu-n CM 25. Burete. \u00cenmuiat \u00een ap\u0103. \u0218paclu, aduce-\u021bi&#8230;. Nu e \u0219i nu e. E, dar zv\u00e2rlit prin g\u0103le\u021bi. Na, na, na&#8230;. Ce s\u0103 mai fac cu el. Am terminat!, dar cu ar\u0103t\u0103torul tot \u00een CM-ul 11. Gata! S\u0103 v\u0103 fie de bine! (Ca tata.)<br \/>\n        M\u0103 uit la&#8230;. Da\u2019 m\u0103 aplec. Din poza arvunit\u0103 la \u00eentret\u0103ierea bra\u021belor crucii am ajuns la una fixat\u0103 mai sus de genunchi.<br \/>\n      Viii cu&#8230;. C\u00e2t vom rezista. De-o fi s\u0103 ni se trag\u0103 de la masc\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i n-ar fi de mirare. \u00cen pragul MCA-ului, dup\u0103 ce \u00eentorsesem una bucat\u0103 Costic\u0103 Ro\u0219u, fost coleg de Intercoop, sf\u0103dindu-ne pe tema botni\u021bei obligatorii la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, patru buc\u0103\u021bi fete d\u0103deau cu banul. Care intr\u0103 \u0219i pentru ce. ,,Fat\u0103, da\u2019 io n-am&#8230;\u201d a primit solu\u021bia ideal\u0103: ,,Ia-o pe-a mea!\u201d \u0218i-a luat-o!<br \/>\n      Vom tr\u0103i, vom muri&#8230;. De-a\u0219 \u0219ti, v-a\u0219 spune.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 iulie 2020 N-om scrie noi fantastic, dar nici cititori de substrat nu se mai fabric\u0103 de ceva vreme. 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