{"id":9915,"date":"2020-08-06T22:51:10","date_gmt":"2020-08-06T19:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9915"},"modified":"2020-08-06T22:51:10","modified_gmt":"2020-08-06T19:51:10","slug":"brigada-diverse-liliu-voua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9915","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Li(l)iu vo(u)\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n28, 29 iunie, 8 iulie 2020<br \/>\n      A s\u0103r\u0103cit omenirea. Sc\u0103pare de la confra\u021bi. Bleumarini \u0219i hemoglobina\u021bi s\u0103 des-c\u00e2nte de vaccin, s\u0103 pun\u0103 b\u0103nu\u021bii la eprubet\u0103 ca s\u0103 scoat\u0103 dob\u00e2nd\u0103.<br \/>\n      Tot emisesem rostuirea de la mo\u0219 Adam, c\u0103-n el, cu pielea ars\u0103 de soare, st\u0103 primordialul. Ce dac\u0103 a fost altul? Lui i se cuvine lauda, statuia. El a descoperit America (\u0219i-a-nfipt m\u0103rul \u00een primul indian \u0219i i-a dat glas c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103-n sec), el, negru de sup\u0103rare s-a-ntors de unde venise. At\u00e2t de negru \u00eenc\u00e2t a poruncit zilele trecute s\u0103 dea jos neobr\u0103zatul de Columb \u0219i s\u0103 pun-un iritic (c\u00e2t g\u00e2tul chitarei) buclat. Ordin dumnezeiesc: Prin\u021bu` ploii purpurii!<br \/>\n        Am dat-o pe jur\u0103minte. C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 servesc poezie la pr\u00e2nz. O perioad\u0103.<br \/>\n        Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 solidarizez cu to\u021bi muritorii de&#8230; aten\u021bie. \u0218i cu bie\u021bii v\u00e2n\u0103tori de vise.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd v\u0103d babe dans\u00e2nd prin parc, m\u0103 simt atins de divinitate. A\u0219a-mi zic f\u0103r\u0103 mustr\u0103ri de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103: a mai murit un drac!<br \/>\n        Discriminare! Numai parcurile na\u021bionale s\u0103 aib\u0103 plante rare? Cet\u0103\u021beanul de r\u00e2nd nu?<br \/>\n        Acum vreo 30 de ani m\u0103 momiser\u0103 unii cu o curiozitate: cum s\u0103 mai fie unul ca mine? De aceea nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce trebuie s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti asem\u0103n\u0103ri \u00eentre unul \u0219i altul, comparativ s\u0103 consta\u021bi c\u0103 unul trebuie s\u0103 fie cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2t cel\u0103lalt. Unul acolo, \u0103st\u0103lalt aici. \u0218i nu-i niciuna.<br \/>\n      Numai femei frumoase, f\u0103r\u0103 riduri, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de vopsea \u00een p\u0103r. Semn de&#8230; de\u0219tept\u0103ciune. Ete c\u0103 nu v\u0103 cred. Toate femeile inteligente, dep\u0103\u0219ite de v\u00e2rsta majoratului propriilor progenituri, pe care le cunosc stau prost cu tenul, sunt chiar mai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nite dec\u00e2t cele ce plimb\u0103 saco\u0219ele de la pia\u021b\u0103 dup\u0103 trei ore de taclale printre tarabe. Mai bine formulat, consecin\u021b\u0103 imbatabil\u0103: toate cele frumoase sunt&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Facult\u0103\u021bile astea celebre, puse pe statistici fistichii (de ce mu\u0219tele te b\u00e2z\u00e2ie mai tare peste 35 de grade Celsius?).<br \/>\n      Mi-e dor de munc\u0103. Dar cum \u00eemi consum energia la stat&#8230;. \u0218i c\u00e2nd unii au idei n\u0103stru\u0219nice&#8230;. Pe la \u021bar\u0103. S\u0103 pun\u0103 secretarul, contabilul, portarul&#8230; s\u0103 presteze o zi \u00een folosul&#8230; particularilor. S\u0103 aib\u0103 \u0219i prim\u0103ria de unde face un ban gr\u0103mad\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Evalu\u0103ri \u0219i echival\u0103ri. Avem o ipotez\u0103. Se d\u0103 o zi. Se num\u0103r\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 665. Se adaug\u0103 unu. Se alege oricare.<br \/>\n        29 de ani. Chiar \u0219i pentru un neam\u021b, c\u00e2t de onest \u0219i&#8230; neam\u021b, sunt ani mul\u021bi. Se iese la pensie. Chiar mai devreme, de ne referim la sexul&#8230; slab.<br \/>\n        Munca acas\u0103 e perfect\u0103. Sudeaz\u0103 destine.<br \/>\n     Copiii spun ce \u0219tiu. Ce cred. Dreapt\u0103-i sinceritatea. \u0218tiin\u021bei momentane. Str\u00e2mb\u0103 legea care permite na\u021bionalizarea p\u0103rerilor. Nebuni gur\u0103-casc\u0103.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2t dureaz\u0103 s\u0103 torni asfalt la sat? C\u00e2t trece ma\u0219ina cu bitum pe uli\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        Ce s\u0103n\u0103toase sunt na\u021biunile din jurul Rom\u00e2niei. Ce bolnav\u0103 a noastr\u0103.<br \/>\n     Se ortodoxesc japonezii de top. Se-ndr\u0103gostesc repede de fecioarele Marii.<br \/>\n        Unfreudian\u0103: de c\u00e2nd omul a repus m\u00e2na pe b\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i-a rec\u0103p\u0103tat istoria. P\u0103i cum naiba s\u0103 supravie\u021buiasc\u0103 cu un comportament inuman? A\u0219a-i e datul. S\u0103 supravie\u021buiasc\u0103. Doar el.<br \/>\n        Numai Siri. Insul de r\u00e2nd englez a\u0219a s-a n\u0103scut.<br \/>\n     Cine-i nebun s\u0103 considere un deziderat \u00eenchiderea economiei globale? Doar nebunul. Oric\u00e2t i-ar fi mintea de coapt\u0103. C\u0103-i vorba ceea: b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i nebun.<br \/>\n        Mai nimerit de-at\u00e2t nu se poate. O vizit\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Sofia, nu \u00een ea, acum \u0219apte ani v-ar fi schimbat p\u0103rerile structurilor autostradale. Cinci benzi pe sens la est de capital\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Lupt\u0103 rasial\u0103&#8230;. Le-a c\u0103\u0219unat pe albi. Tocmai pe ei. Acum un veac&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>28, 29 iunie, 8 iulie 2020 A s\u0103r\u0103cit omenirea. Sc\u0103pare de la confra\u021bi. 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