{"id":9871,"date":"2020-08-02T22:19:09","date_gmt":"2020-08-02T19:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9871"},"modified":"2020-08-02T22:19:09","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T19:19:09","slug":"brigada-diverse-sinistrul-luncii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9871","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (S)inistrul (l)uncii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n25, 27 iunie 2020<br \/>\n        Fii b\u0103rbat! Tot \u00eendemn \u0219i eu pe baz\u0103 de purt\u0103tor de acela\u0219i gen.<br \/>\n        Sup\u0103r\u0103rile astea \u0219i-n\u021bidularea lor ori expectorate \u00een spa\u021biul public la ce s\u0103 duc\u0103? De l\u0103udat te po\u021bi \u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103ta \u00een sine, nu-i musai s\u0103 te \u0219ti-un t\u00e2rg \u00eentreg.<br \/>\n        Sau ,,rupe lan\u021bul!\u201d&#8230; Sunt duse, ,,moarte \u0219i-ngropate\u201d zilele c\u00e2nd masculul era ce fusese. Tot curajul \u00eei anin\u0103-n plimbarea muieru\u0219telor prin fa\u021ba punctiformelor camere de telefon pentr-un b\u0103nu\u021b de autoturism. Divizat la plimbarea haotic\u0103 \u0219i nervoas\u0103 din \u021beava ultim\u0103 a e\u0219apamentului, la degustarea unei felii italiene \u0219i la dou\u0103-mpuns\u0103turi de pumn la venire \u0219i plecare cu b\u0103ie\u021bii.<br \/>\n        Boal\u0103 de pe vremurile-mp\u0103r\u0103te\u0219ti c\u00e2nd se foto-modela ii-stic cucoana cu trei baticuri \u00een loc de trei coroane.<br \/>\n      Am r\u0103mas, vai de noi, s\u0103 ne umfl\u0103m penele artistice \u00een singura bi-vorb\u0103 de li se scurge anglo-americanilor pe la bot: cu fe \u0219i k la urm\u0103. Progresul&#8230;. De la poezie&#8230;.<br \/>\n      V\u0103 preface\u021bi. \u0218ti\u021bi \u0219i voi, ,,f(x)=3x + a\u201d scoate la iveal\u0103 o constant\u0103 cu num\u0103r 2 (\u00een condi\u021bii de supliment). Ori c\u0103 ,,unu plus radical i radical din doi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 unu minus i radical din doi\u201d, f\u0103r\u0103 adaos de c\u00e2t-\u00eei i, d\u0103 trei ca bun\u0103 ziua. V\u0103 preface\u021bi c\u0103 ave\u021bi copii de\u0219tep\u021bi \u0219i cadre pe m\u0103sur\u0103.<br \/>\n      B\u0103nui\u021bi, aproape de a avea certitudini, c\u0103 notele de 10-s un moft. C\u0103 \u00een \u0219colile rurale se ob\u021bin cu aportul dasc\u0103lilor, \u00een dorin\u021ba lor de-a sc\u0103pa de navet\u0103 \u0219i mirosul matinal de baleg\u0103. Mai \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 examenele de ceva timp \u00eencoace sunt ni\u0219te juc\u0103rele de clasa a V-a.<br \/>\n      A\u021bi auzit de \u0103ia micii de respirar\u0103 greu prin ianuarie-februarie? Extratere\u0219tri, frate! De-aia zic: pandemie s\u0103 fie, c\u0103 m\u0103\u0219ti&#8230;!<br \/>\n      Ce-i mai blam\u0103m pe olteni, c\u0103-i Craiova mafio\u021bizat\u0103. B\u0103, da\u2019 teatru de var\u0103-n parc de \u021bi se zb\u00e2rle\u0219te tabla pe cas\u0103 au. \u0218i filarmonic\u0103. Ca la australieni.<br \/>\n      Nume de cod: bacalaureat. Cod de nume: 3555.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n      \u00cenc\u0103 ne iau de pro\u0219ti \u0103i de\u0219tep\u021bi. \u0218i dup\u0103 500 de ani Nostradamus peroreaz\u0103 prin diver\u0219i interpre\u021bi \u0219i algoritmi. Da\u021bi-ne celebra carte \u0219i-om citi-o dup\u0103 propriile cuno\u0219tin\u021be.<br \/>\n      Nu \u0219tiu pe unde se ascunde celebra porunc\u0103 s\u0103 nu-\u021bi faci chip cioplit. C\u0103ci pe-aici pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt pare de neg\u0103sit.<br \/>\n      Am dat la tradus. A ie\u0219it ca ei. Probabil c\u0103 Iisus, ca \u0219i M. Jackson, a dorit s\u0103 fie alb \u0219i-a l\u0103sat cu limb\u0103 de moarte ve\u0219nic\u0103 s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 alt\u0103 reprezentare. De aceea activi\u0219tii curen\u021bi vor s\u0103 despoaie pie\u021bele, cl\u0103dirile \u0219i v\u00e2rfurile mun\u021bilor de statui. S\u0103 ad\u0103ug\u0103m, deci, str\u0103mo\u0219ului Adam (rud\u0103 prim\u0103-n Wikipedia), africanul, Christosul nazaretean, negrul.<br \/>\n      E! Gata! Nu mai dau cu oi\u0219tea-n gard. M\u0103 raliez industriei muzicale rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. Se bazeaz\u0103 pe studii \u0219tiin\u021bifice profunde. Melodiile cu iz de t\u0103iat venele au caracter invers. Prea binedispun, \u0219i ating (citat &#8211; ,,par\u021bial\u201d) glanda fericirii. Nostalgia-i doar colateral\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25, 27 iunie 2020 Fii b\u0103rbat! Tot \u00eendemn \u0219i eu pe baz\u0103 de purt\u0103tor de acela\u0219i gen. 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