{"id":9817,"date":"2020-07-29T23:08:43","date_gmt":"2020-07-29T20:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9817"},"modified":"2020-07-29T23:09:10","modified_gmt":"2020-07-29T20:09:10","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-situatie-internationala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9817","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Situa\u021bie… interna\u021bional\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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S\u0103 moar\u0103-n chinuri calu’ lu’Napoleon!
\nIohannis s-a-nt\u00e2lnit acum \u0219i cu Macron!
\nA\u0219a ceva, la noi, nu s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat,
\n\u0218i cred c\u0103 \u0103sta nu-i lucru chiar curat!<\/p>\n

Ce dracu' or avea to\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia-n minte,
\nDe-l cheam\u0103 pe al nostru pre\u0219edinte?
\n\u00cel pup\u0103, \u00eei str\u00e2ng m\u00e2na, se pozeaz\u0103…
\nR\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 vedem \u0219i ce urmeaz\u0103…<\/p>\n

Primul la r\u00e2nd a fost Trump, americanul,
\nApoi a fost frau Merkel \u0219i germanul,
\nAcuma vine r\u00e2ndul lui Macron, francezul
\n\u0218i parc\u0103 v\u0103z c\u0103 vine \u0219i chinezul…<\/p>\n

Nu prea m\u0103 duce mintea, da’ io crez a\u0219a:
\nC\u0103 pre\u0219edin\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia vrea de la noi ceva!
\n\u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een \u021bara nu totul s-a furat
\n\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 tot a mai r\u0103mas ceva de dat…<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 le-o place… distinc\u021bia sa,
\nDar noi le-o d\u0103m toat\u0103, dac-or s-o vrea!
\nLa noi e destul\u0103, c\u0103ci cre\u0219te pe \u0219an\u021buri,
\nDe o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i caprele priponite \u00een lan\u021buri…<\/p>\n

Lui domnul Iohannis asta nu i-a ajuns,
\nC\u0103ci a mai vrut o distinc\u021bie-n plus
\nA\u0219a c\u0103 i-a dat Merkel \u0219i una de fier,
\nS-o p\u0103streze \u00een cas\u0103, pe \u0219ifonier…<\/p>\n

B\u0103, \u0219i stai a\u0219a \u0219i te mai \u00eentrebi odat\u0103
\nCe i-o fi apucat pe to\u021bi, deodat\u0103,
\nDe-au prins a\u0219a de drag de Rom\u00e2nia?
\nO s\u0103 ne prindem noi care e \u0219mecheria!<\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 vedem \u0219i noi cum st\u0103 treaba,
\nC\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu-l pup\u0103 pe Iohannis degeaba!
\nS\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim oleac\u0103 ce interes ar avea,
\nV\u0103 spui cum vine treaba, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea!<\/p>\n

P\u0103i uite: austriecii au luat petrol \u0219i p\u0103duri,
\nCe-a mai r\u0103mas de la ungurii cu \u0219apte guri,
\nApoi \u0219i francezilor le-am dat Dacia,
\nPe care ar da-o la schimb cu… Alsacia!<\/p>\n

Americanii, cum sunt ei plini de bravad\u0103,
\nAu zis c\u0103 ne vor face autostrad\u0103…
\nLe-am dat bani cu c\u00e2rca pentru Bechtel,
\n\u0218i au f\u0103cut autostrad\u0103 doar… pu\u021bintel!<\/p>\n

Venir\u0103 \u0219i nem\u021bii, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 le iese,
\n\u0218i-au luat Rom\u00e2nia doar pentru… piese
\nAuto pentru moment, deocamdat\u0103,
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u021bara va fi… dezmembrat\u0103!<\/p>\n

Culmea, mai sunt olandezii, invidio\u0219ii,
\nDin \u021bara sabo\u021bilor \u0219i-a felinarelor ro\u0219ii
\nVor s\u0103 le d\u0103m portul \u0219i-apoi s\u0103 ne \u021bin\u0103,
\nCa pe ,,feti\u021bele vesele\u201d, la ei \u00een vitrin\u0103…<\/p>\n

Vede\u021bi c\u0103 sunt mul\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia care vor
\nS\u0103 pun\u0103-n sclavie un \u00eentreg popor!
\n\u0218i-apoi s\u0103 ne puie z\u0103voare la u\u0219i,
\nS\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2ie nimic pentru… ru\u0219i!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219i rusul \u00eencepe s\u0103 cear\u0103,
\nE cazul s\u0103 punem lac\u0103t pe \u021bar\u0103!
\nC\u0103 lui trebuie s\u0103-i \u00eentorci obrazul,
\nAltfel se sup\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i ne-nchide \u0219i gazul…<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 suntem \u00een continuare cumin\u021bi,
\nPoate-o ceda dup\u0103 lungi rug\u0103min\u021bi
\n\u0218i ne-o da Basarabia s\u0103 ne unim,
\n\u0218i-atuncea, cu asta, ne lini\u0219tim!<\/p>\n

Asta e, domnilor, p\u0103rerea mea personal\u0103
\nDespre ,,pozi\u021bia\u201d noastr\u0103 interna\u021bional\u0103,
\n\u0218i tare a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 nu fie ca mine,
\nIar o lume \u00eentreag\u0103 s\u0103 ne vrea doar bine…<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 poporul acesta mai are o vorb\u0103,
\n,,Sufl\u0103-n iaurt c\u00e2nd te-ai fript cu ciorb\u0103!\u201d
\n\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 una despre facerea de bine,
\nDar n-o spun aicea, c\u0103 nu se cuvine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Situa\u021bie… interna\u021bional\u0103 S\u0103 moar\u0103-n chinuri calu’ lu’Napoleon! Iohannis s-a-nt\u00e2lnit acum \u0219i cu Macron! A\u0219a ceva, la noi, nu s-a mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9817"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9819,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817\/revisions\/9819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}