{"id":9777,"date":"2020-07-26T20:27:02","date_gmt":"2020-07-26T17:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9777"},"modified":"2020-07-26T20:27:02","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T17:27:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-lapte-sote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9777","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (L)apte (s)ote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n19, 21 iunie 2020<br \/>\n      Am ag\u0103\u021bat vioara \u00een sistemul de str\u00e2ngere al stativului de microfon. Chitara am culcat-o cu corzile \u00een jos. Claviaturile stau c\u0103scate cu notele-n tavan.<br \/>\n      Firesc \u0219i natural. S\u0103 mai tac\u0103. S\u0103-\u0219i mai \u021bin\u0103 gura \u00eenchis\u0103. A devenit de-un timp g\u0103l\u0103gioas\u0103. Muzica. \u00cenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat de insistent\u0103 s\u0103 se v\u00e2re \u00een urechile oricui. S\u0103 mai \u00eenceteze.<br \/>\n      G\u00e2nduri \u0219i cuvinte. Pl\u0103cute. Lini\u0219titoare. T\u0103cute. Tind s\u0103 iau urma cronicarului Vasile.<br \/>\n      Doar articolele m\u0103 fac s\u0103 mai iau foc. Germania st\u0103 \u00een fruntea ro\u0219ului \u00eenaintea ochilor. Cred \u0219i eu \u00een revizia automobilismului, \u00een relansarea circula\u021biei cu consum zero de substan\u021be combustibile, dar prefer o solu\u021bie s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u0219i mai pu\u021bin periculoas\u0103. Scoaterea la strad\u0103 a ,,pompelor\u201d de curent electric pare cea mai neinspirat\u0103 idee.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n      Rusia a intrat pe panta descendent\u0103 &#8211; cum altfel? -, decadent\u0103 a comportamentelor naturale. A sosit \u0219i la ei ziua masacrului omenirii prin metoda cea mai pu\u021bin dureroas\u0103: de m\u00e2ine s\u0103 nu mai nasc\u0103 nicio femeie. Iat\u0103-i ajun\u0219i la m\u00e2na acelor frumo\u0219i nababi ai lumii ce \u0219i-au pus la p\u0103strare ou\u021bele cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 lestul, in\u0219ii de azi, se va epuiza \u00een dou\u0103-trei genera\u021bii de c\u00e2te dou\u0103zeci de ani. Se intr\u0103 \u00een lehamite sexual\u0103, crap\u0103 cumva majoritatea, urm\u00e2nd a procrea la eprubet\u0103 dup\u0103 buna voie bradpi\u021bi, soro\u0219i, trumpmani ori&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Aveam la p\u0103l\u0103rii scoase pe vremuri&#8230;. Nu-l numesc ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 diaconesc. \u00cens\u0103 oricine a servit politicii vreodat\u0103 ar putea avea bunul sim\u021b de-a nu se post-condamna. Existen\u021ba lui alalt\u0103ieri \u0219i poim\u00e2ine diferite \u021bine de utopie.<br \/>\n      Anumite interdic\u021bii creioneaz\u0103 beneficii nesperate. Spre Belgia. Cum suf\u0103r de boala zb\u00e2rlirii de p\u0103r la vederea africanilor, arabilor, indienilor \u0219i&#8230; \u021biganilor mi-e de ajutor. Nu c-a\u0219 fi g\u0103sit de treab\u0103 prin Bruxelles.<br \/>\n      Masca. A\u0219 declara-o total indispensabil\u0103 \u00een wc-urile publice. E cunoscut\u0103 p\u0103rerea: miroase a friptur\u0103, plutesc \u00een aer particule evaporate de prepararea c\u0103rnii, miroase a rahat, se-nnoad\u0103 la nas sc\u00e2rna plutitoare.<br \/>\n      De la Lauren\u021biu P\u00eervu aflasem acum cinci ani, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mir foarte ca de sf\u00e2r\u0219itul tragic al hominizilor odat\u0103 cu dec\u0103derea capitalismului, c\u0103 pe t\u0103r\u00e2mul atot posibilului, SUA, leviteaz\u0103 practicile comuniste. Deh, c\u00e2nd noi cu liberalii, restul cu socialismul pragmatic, c\u00e2nd noi cu ilie\u0219tii, ei cu democra\u021bia. Viceversa!<br \/>\n      Artisticu\u021bi. Colo c\u00e2te-un bob de muz\u0103 ie\u0219it\u0103 de sub tratamentul psihiatric se-nfige \u00een ochiul zb\u0103tut al consumatorului de sarmale cu cola. Ici se mai d\u00e2nce\u0219te c\u00e2te-o bab\u0103 de sufl\u0103-n orezul cu lapte s\u0103 mai rup\u0103 g\u00e2tul g\u0103inii la miezul nop\u021bii. Sper\u0103 to\u021bi la&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Nici \u00een glum\u0103 n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu pre\u0219edintele \u021b\u0103rii (ar reclama imediat ca\u021bele impruden\u021ba, indecen\u021ba, neputin\u021ba &#8211; s\u0103 scap de in -, imposibilitatea). Nu-n\u021beleg de ce al\u021bii.<br \/>\n      De fapt ce s\u0103 mai conteze cei 121 de ani aniversari ai lui C\u0103linescu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19, 21 iunie 2020 Am ag\u0103\u021bat vioara \u00een sistemul de str\u00e2ngere al stativului de microfon. 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