{"id":9766,"date":"2020-07-24T19:38:30","date_gmt":"2020-07-24T16:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9766"},"modified":"2020-07-24T19:38:30","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T16:38:30","slug":"de-ai-nostri-marinela-trifan-dubla-mare-poarta-n-casa-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9766","title":{"rendered":"De-ai no\u0219tri! – Marinela Trifan – Dubl\u0103 mare poart\u0103-n cas\u0103 (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cen general, m\u0103 simt \u00een regul\u0103 \u00een pielea mea, a\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t decizia s\u0103 nu fac du\u0219 \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103 vine de la sine, nu am s-o pun pe seama vreunei tendin\u021be ecologice \u0219i nici a faptului c\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc \u00een ultimul moment. M\u0103 chinuie rutina \u0219i, ca s\u0103 o evit, merg c\u0103tre baie, \u0219tiind deja c\u0103 ast\u0103zi o s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l sumar \u0219i meditez \u00een mers ce varia\u021bii de gesturi s\u0103 mai fac, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t momentele acestea \u00een care m\u0103 aranjez un pic p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 plec la munc\u0103 s\u0103 nu devin\u0103 o bucl\u0103 a timpului \u00een care s\u0103 simt c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rtesc. A\u0219 ame\u021bi s\u0103 fac mereu acelea\u0219i lucruri \u0219i atunci solu\u021bia la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 e s\u0103-mi \u00een\u0219el, pentru \u00eenceput, deprinderile matinale.
\n M\u0103 scarpin \u00een cap \u00eenver\u0219unat\u0103, mai toat\u0103 noaptea m-am r\u00e2c\u00e2it cu unghiile pe frunte \u0219i la ceaf\u0103, vis\u00e2nd c\u0103-s infestat\u0103 cu p\u0103duchi, doar c\u0103 acum sunt con\u0219tient\u0103, treaz\u0103 complet \u0219i am usturimi pe scalp de at\u00e2ta sc\u0103rpinat. Habar nu am ce-o mai fi \u00eensemn\u00e2nd \u0219i asta, o s\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu ni\u0219te creme, e pe sistem nervos eczema asta, deci trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 calmez. Drept pentru care \u00eemi rulez ni\u0219te \u021big\u0103ri, fumez, m\u0103 \u00eembrac urgent, \u00eemi fac \u021big\u0103ri din nou s\u0103 am rezerv\u0103 \u0219i apoi ies.
\n O s\u0103 a\u0219tept cam mult \u00een sta\u021bie, abia a pornit tramvaiul, era deja \u00een mers c\u00e2nd am ajuns \u0219i eu la col\u021bul str\u0103zii. Am dat s\u0103 alerg, dar am citit \u00een ochii vatmani\u021bei c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 opreasc\u0103, nu-i vina ei, dar e frustrant. A\u0219a c\u0103 m\u0103 prefac c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pas\u0103, c\u0103 iar o s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce pielea dac\u0103 m\u0103 enervez, privesc nep\u0103s\u0103toare \u00een alt\u0103 parte, c\u0103 n-am chef s\u0103 \u00eenfrunt mutrele m\u00e2ndre ale celor ce vor ajunge la job \u00eenaintea mea. E drept c\u0103 meritul e al lor, \u0219i-au c\u00e2\u0219tigat tramvaiul execut\u00e2ndu-\u0219i norma de a\u0219teptat \u00een sta\u021bie.
\n Acum va trebui s\u0103 am \u0219i eu r\u0103bdare, tramvaiul \u0103sta vine greu, nicio problem\u0103, nu o s\u0103-mi ies din fire. Pe sub o poart\u0103 de tabl\u0103 ruginit\u0103, un c\u00e2ine d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u0219i, ca s-o fac\u0103, \u00eempinge din r\u0103sputeri cu botul \u00eentr-o sp\u0103rtur\u0103 ca s\u0103 o l\u0103rgeasc\u0103. Problema lui! Are o c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2n\u0103 mare, pare un ditamai dul\u0103ul, un c\u00e2ine \u021big\u0103nesc. Dac\u0103 l-a\u0219 fi visat azi-noapte, o dat\u0103 cu p\u0103duchii, a\u0219 fi g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e un co\u0219mar, c\u0103 preveste\u0219te o nenorocire, dar \u00een lumina zilei pare pa\u0219nic. Poarta de tabl\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 zb\u00e2rn\u00e2ie periculos, c\u0103ci, coco\u021bat pe ea \u00eentr-un balans precar, un pu\u0219tiulic\u0103 zdren\u021b\u0103ros, st\u0103p\u00e2nul c\u00e2inelui, se chinuie \u0219i el s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \u00een strad\u0103.
\n \u0218tiu c-o s\u0103 reu\u0219easc\u0103, \u00eel v\u0103d adesea escalad\u00e2nd poarta, o dat\u0103 ajuns sus se r\u0103suce\u0219te \u00eentr-o parte \u0219i dibuie \u00een tabla g\u0103urit\u0103 c\u00e2teva puncte de sus\u021binere. Duce legat de g\u00e2t cu sfoar\u0103 un bidon de plastic cu care pleac\u0103 s\u0103 cer\u0219easc\u0103 ap\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentr-o palm\u0103 ni\u0219te bani, c\u0103 intr\u0103 \u0219i \u00een tutungerie s\u0103 cumpere \u021big\u0103ri, maic\u0103-sa e fum\u0103toare. E o dughean\u0103 din asta pe aici, aproape, \u00eei vinde v\u00e2nz\u0103torul la bucat\u0103. Nu are cum s\u0103-i reziste, de\u0219i e ilegal, dar pu\u0219tiul e frumu\u0219el de pic\u0103, are un p\u0103r zb\u00e2rlit \u0219i ni\u0219te ochi alba\u0219tri, habar nu are el c\u00e2t de alba\u0219tri!
\n O fat\u0103 \u00een costum de sport \u0219i-a desf\u0103cut rucsacul \u0219i i-a \u00eentins o pung\u0103 cu croissant-uri:
\n – Ia, m\u0103, zi bogdaproste! S\u0103-i dai \u0219i sor\u0103-tii din ei, s\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci doar tu, ok?
\n Avea pomana preg\u0103tit\u0103, se vede c\u0103-l cunoa\u0219te, iar pu\u0219tiul aproape a f\u0103cut o reveren\u021b\u0103. Are talent, l-a\u0219 lua la mine acas\u0103, s\u0103 fie doar al meu, s\u0103 fac din el b\u0103iat cu \u0219coal\u0103, s\u0103-l fac fotomodel, dar n-am condi\u021bii s\u0103 mai iau \u00eentre\u021bin nici o pisic\u0103 jig\u0103rit\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103-mi trec rapid inten\u021biile adoptive.
\n Din lungul str\u0103zii au ap\u0103rut ni\u0219te \u021bigani, iar \u00eentre ei \u00eenainteaz\u0103 alene o bab\u0103 cu nasul cuprins de o b\u0103\u0219ic\u0103 vi\u0219inie, ca o pung\u0103, aproape \u00eei intr\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 c\u00e2nd respir\u0103. \u00cemi face sil\u0103 s-o privesc, de\u0219i, dac\u0103 nu a\u0219 sim\u021bi at\u00e2ta grea\u021b\u0103, n-a\u0219 evita contactul vizual, ci m-a\u0219 holba f\u0103r\u0103 sfial\u0103 la toate vini\u0219oarele acelea varicoase de pe tumora ei. Are un mo\u021b ca de curcan, i\u021bit din frunte \u0219i cei din jur cotcod\u0103cesc nestingheri\u021bi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, at\u00e2t de agita\u021bi de parc\u0103 ar mai avea pu\u021bin \u0219i ar \u00eencepe s\u0103 scurme primprejur dup\u0103 viermu\u0219i pe care s\u0103 \u00eei ofere apoi curcii ofrand\u0103.
\n St\u0103m \u0219apte oameni \u00eentr-o dung\u0103, privind ner\u0103bd\u0103tori \u00eenspre tramvaiul care se apropie hodorogind. Abia oprit \u00een dreptul nostru, ap\u0103s butonul verde s\u0103 se deschid\u0103 u\u0219a \u0219i pe trepte \u00eemi sar \u00een ochi ni\u0219te l\u0103boan\u021be cu unghii galbene-verzui \u0219i scame printre degete. Nici eu nu m-am sp\u0103lat de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 urechile mele \u0219ocheaz\u0103 la fel de negativ ca pliurile interdigitale ale malacului din fa\u021ba mea. \u00cenghesuite \u00een sandalele \u00eemb\u00e2csite, picioarele astea parc\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i neag\u0103 vehement st\u0103p\u00e2nul, de parc\u0103 refuz\u0103 s\u0103-i mai apar\u021bin\u0103 \u0219i, dac\u0103 ar putea s\u0103 aleag\u0103, probabil \u00een diminea\u021ba asta, ele, labele \u00eempu\u021bite, ar fi \u00een stare s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe loc cale \u00eentoars\u0103. Sper numai c\u0103 urechile din anatomia personal\u0103 s\u0103-mi stea, supuse, la locurile lor, s\u0103 nu le vin\u0103 vreo idee, s\u0103 m\u0103 deposedeze de prezen\u021ba lor.
\n Aha, uite \u0219i o fa\u021b\u0103 cunoscut\u0103 \u2013 recitatoarea aia care d\u0103 zilnic reprezenta\u021bii \u00een tramvai. \u00cei dau c\u00e2teodat\u0103 un leu, c\u0103 eu nu sunt \u00een stare s\u0103-mi amintesc nici dou\u0103 strofe una dup\u0103 alta, dar ei \u00eei reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 zic\u0103 \u201dLuceaf\u0103rul\u201d cap-coad\u0103, ba, dac\u0103 are audien\u021b\u0103 bun\u0103, recit\u0103 \u0219i \u201dLa steaua\u201d, supliment. Bag m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00een buzunar, s\u0103-i dau un ban, \u00eens\u0103 n-apuc s-o fac, abia m\u0103 prind la timp de-o bar\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 hurduc\u0103 r\u0103u tramvaiul \u0103sta cu mers \u00eempiedicat ca de m\u00e2r\u021boag\u0103. Mai repede a\u0219 fi ajuns pe jos, dar am abonament \u0219i e normal s\u0103 \u00eemi valorific investi\u021bia. \u00cemi pip\u0103i buzunarul mul\u021bumit\u0103 c\u0103 am motiv s\u0103 nu m\u0103 scotocesc de bani, chiar dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103 r\u0103spl\u0103tesc un act artistic. Nu e recomandabil s\u0103-mi caut prin buzunare c\u00e2nd echilibrul personal \u00eemi e periclitat.
\n \u021aac-\u021bac, aud de undeva din dreapta mea \u0219i zgomotul acesta m\u0103 distrage, nu pot s\u0103 urm\u0103resc p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t presta\u021bia artistei negricioase, care scandeaz\u0103 ap\u0103sat
\n – Ce-\u021bi pas\u0103 \u021bie chip de lut?\u2026 \u021aac-\u021bac, m\u0103 uit \u0219i v\u0103d un nene cu p\u0103l\u0103rie bej care \u00ee\u0219i face manichiura caps\u00e2ndu-\u0219i unghiile-n aer cu cle\u0219ti\u0219orul pe care-l \u021bine gra\u021bios. Asta e prea de tot, \u0103sta ar merita un pumn \u00een nas, m-apuc\u0103 indignarea \u0219i nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd ajung \u00een dreptul lui, ridic bra\u021bul \u00een aer c\u0103 nu am unghi corect de ac\u021biune, dar \u00eel salveaz\u0103 m\u00e2r\u021boaga care zice iar\u0103\u0219i \u201dpas\u201d \u0219i pune fr\u00e2n\u0103. Nu reu\u0219esc dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eei zbor p\u0103l\u0103ria, dar pare doar un accident, scuzabil unei doamne.
\n N-apuc\u0103 s\u0103 se dumireasc\u0103 bine nenea \u0103la, c\u0103 se propag\u0103 peste noi un vaier lung, din ce \u00een ce mai percutant, din zona de dincolo de platform\u0103. O fi din grupul curcii, or fi \u021biganii \u0103ia cu care se urcase mai devreme, o fi f\u0103cut vreunul vreo criz\u0103 de epilepsie! Ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eemi fac loc s\u0103 v\u0103d ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, \u00eemi fac mustr\u0103ri de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 am participat la cursuri de resuscitare \u0219i nu sar s\u0103 \u00eemi ajut semenii, dar nu m\u0103 \u021bine mult, \u00eentr-o clipit\u0103 mi se stinge \u0219i acest elan cet\u0103\u021benesc. Lumea se buluce\u0219te \u00eentr-acolo, tramvaiul, abia pornit, fr\u00e2neaz\u0103 iar \u0219i se opre\u0219te \u00eentre sta\u021bii, deschide u\u0219ile de parc\u0103 zice \u201dHai, liber! E caz de criz\u0103, descurca\u021bi-v\u0103!\u201d, c\u0103 nici vatmanul nu vrea s\u0103 fie martor la vreun incident \u0219i apuc s\u0103 v\u0103d precipit\u00e2ndu-se afar\u0103 un individ cu o elev\u0103 mole\u0219it\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be. Aha, e de la calciu \u0219i sigur \u021bine \u0219i diet\u0103, o anorexic\u0103 puber\u0103! \u00cemi trec \u0219i ultimele remu\u0219c\u0103ri, din ce \u00een ce mai ve\u0219tejite.
\n Ajung la cap\u0103t, aleg s\u0103 cobor tocmai aici, chiar dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc pe jos juma\u2019 de sta\u021bie. \u00cemi place covrig\u0103ria asta care s-a deschis \u00een locul unui fost magazin de rochii de mireas\u0103. Mai bine covrigi dec\u00e2t mirese, c\u0103 \u00eenainte visam mereu c\u0103 intru s\u0103 probez modelul expus \u00een vitrin\u0103 \u0219i \u00een momentul de gra\u021bie suprem\u0103 d\u0103 buzna peste mine \u00een cabin\u0103 patronul pr\u0103v\u0103liei, vr\u0103jit c\u0103 rochia se potrive\u0219te impecabil pe un trup adev\u0103rat. Visam apoi c\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 magazinul \u0219i c\u0103 plec\u0103m \u00een lumea larg\u0103, eu cu voal alb pe cap \u0219i el \u00een \u021binut\u0103 clasic\u0103 de gineric\u0103. Mai bine c-a dat faliment, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 doar iluzii.
\n Acum am o rela\u021bie real\u0103 \u0219i constant\u0103 cu v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea asta care m\u0103 serve\u0219te cu covrigi, se uit\u0103 la mine \u00eentr-un fel, a\u0219a, de parc\u0103 a\u0219 cump\u0103ra \u00een fiecare zi o tav\u0103 de cozonaci. M\u0103 \u00eenvesele\u0219te cu z\u00e2mbetul pe care mi-l acord\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 bonus. \u00cei cer covrigul meu modest cu mac \u0219i azi \u00eemi zice, alintat\u0103:
\n – Cum, numai unul?!
\n Hopa, m\u0103 stimuleaz\u0103 s\u0103 consum, parc\u0103 a urmat cursuri de marketing cu mine, dar ea negociaz\u0103 instinctiv \u0219i asta m\u0103 \u00eenvioreaz\u0103 \u0219i mai mult. M\u0103 pomenesc c\u0103-mi \u00eensu\u0219esc \u00eendemnul \u0219i \u00eei comand teatral:
\n – Atunci, s\u0103 fie doi, iau unul \u0219i pentru colega mea!\u201d
\n \u00cemi trece dispozi\u021bia instantaneu c\u00e2nd caut portofelul s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc \u0219i nu \u00eel mai g\u0103sesc\u2026 Gratis nu-mi d\u0103 nimic. M\u0103 apuc\u0103 foamea numai la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la leaf\u0103 nu mai dispun de niciun chior. Covrigul meu cu mac nu mai e doar un moft comercial. Sunt umilit\u0103 de parc\u0103 a\u0219 cere de poman\u0103, a\u0219 recita, umil\u0103, pentru ace\u0219ti covrigi \u201dLuceaf\u0103rul\u201d, dar nu mi-l amintesc! \u00cenc\u0103 mai stau la coad\u0103 \u0219i aproape \u00eemi plou\u0103-n gur\u0103 de la aroma de p\u00e2ine coapt\u0103. Prin buzunarul t\u0103iat grosolan cu lama \u00eemi ies ca la un p\u0103pu\u0219ar deconspirat toate cele cinci degete p\u0103guba\u0219e. Bani, card de salariu, documente\u2026
\n Din spate m\u0103 \u00eempinge omul cu p\u0103l\u0103ria bej, a cobor\u00e2t \u0219i el tot adineauri, e cap de linie, s-a interes pentru perplexitatea mea. Mai mult, citesc pe fa\u021ba lui c\u0103 merit asta rev\u0103rsat tramvaiul. S-a prins c\u0103 am p\u0103\u021bit ceva, \u00eens\u0103 el vrea un \u0219trudel cu dovleac, nu dovede\u0219te, r\u0103splat\u0103 pentru faptul c\u0103 mai devreme vrusesem s\u0103-l pocnesc. \u00cemi ies din fire \u0219i-l pedepsesc imediat, \u00eel oc\u0103r\u0103sc \u00een gura mare, se face circ \u00een jurul meu:
\n – B\u0103i, martalogule, ce dracu, c\u00e2t tupeu s\u0103 ai? Abia m-ai t\u00e2lh\u0103rit \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 mai pip\u0103i pe la spate? Vrei s\u0103 \u00eemi furi \u0219i telefonul, c\u0103 adineauri l-ai ratat? Ia zi, cu cine e\u0219ti complice, l\u0103bosul \u0103la \u00eempu\u021bit a stat de \u0219ase? Erai \u00een c\u00e2rd\u0103\u0219ie cu jum\u0103tate din tramvai? To\u021bi \u00eempotriva mea?
\n Nu \u0219tiu de unde mi-au venit ideile astea, de obicei sunt mut\u0103 \u0219i retras\u0103. Tremur de nervi \u0219i parc\u0103 nu am aer, icnesc, pensionarul nu are replic\u0103 iar eu o s\u0103 le\u0219in imediat de furie. Simt c\u0103 pe cap \u00eemi circul\u0103 o colonie de p\u0103duchi, poate e doar un vis, poate nici n-am plecat de-acas\u0103, oi fi r\u0103mas \u00een bucla aia, poate c\u0103 timpul \u00eemi joac\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i feste.
\n Dac\u0103 le\u0219in, m\u0103 tem doar c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi pierd controlul \u0219i c\u0103 m\u0103 vor trimite \u00eentr-un spital de cartier, murdar\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenregistrat\u0103 ca Jane Doe, a\u0219a cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een filmele americane cu victime de strad\u0103 \u0219i gangsteri de doi lei.
\n \u0218i, \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eemi pierd definitiv sim\u021birea, apuc s\u0103 v\u0103d cum curca b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 cu mo\u021bul vi\u0219iniu se apleac\u0103 voluntar\u0103 c\u0103tre fa\u021ba mea \u0219i nu-mi doresc dec\u00e2t s\u0103 nu-\u0219i lipeasc\u0103 gura ca o pung\u0103 de gura mea, s\u0103 m\u0103 oxigeneze. Prefer, de mii de ori mai mult, o suspendare temporar\u0103 a con\u0219tiin\u021bei personale \u0219i sper s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc cur\u00e2nd \u00een punctul din care am pornit. Promit de data asta s\u0103 fac du\u0219 \u0219i s\u0103 respect conven\u021biile sociale.<\/p>\n

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\tMiroase de te tr\u0103sne\u0219te, iar eu nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 obi\u0219nuiesc. E o t\u0103rie de tutun \u00eencins amestecat cu praf care \u00eemi otr\u0103ve\u0219te ma\u021bele \u0219i \u0103sta este locul meu de munc\u0103, ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eel respect. Dar mediul \u0103sta m\u0103 agreseaz\u0103 \u0219i deseori \u00eemi spun c\u0103, dac\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 asasineze cineva, cel mai rapid ar reu\u0219i s-o fac\u0103 dac\u0103 ar atenta la nasul meu \u0219i m\u0103 refer, desigur, la sim\u021bul olfactiv, nu la organ \u00een sine. N-o face nimeni, c\u0103 n-are interes, sunt eu care m\u0103 sinucid \u00een fiecare zi de lucru, e clar c\u0103 sunt \u0219i depresiv\u0103, am g\u00e2nduri negative \u0219i, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemping\u0103 de la spate, ai mei mi-au spus c\u0103 o s\u0103 fie greu p\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 o s\u0103 dau de gustul banilor \u0219i asta o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple imediat ce doamna aia indiferent\u0103 de la TESA o s\u0103 \u00eemi numere bani cash \u00een palm\u0103.
\n\t Dar cred c\u0103 n-au spus adev\u0103rul, pentru c\u0103 am cheltuit demult primul salariu \u0219i pentru mine damful de tutun e \u00eenc\u0103 mai puternic dec\u00e2t parfumul deloc ieftin, pe care am putut s\u0103 mi-l permit cu jum\u0103tate din banii pe care nici nu am sim\u021bit c\u0103 i-a\u0219 fi c\u00e2\u0219tigat. Putoarea asta iute s-a lipit de mine, nu \u00eemi d\u0103 voie s\u0103 uit niciun moment ce munc\u0103 fac, doar c\u0103 \u00eencerc acum o alt\u0103 abordare, \u00eemi spun c\u0103, dac\u0103 vreau, pot s\u0103 renun\u021b f\u0103r\u0103 probleme, c\u0103 nu sunt dependent\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e vorba de g\u00e2ndire pozitiv\u0103, a\u0219a cum am citit \u00eentr-un articol \u00eentr-o revist\u0103 francez\u0103 de cur\u00e2nd, m\u0103 tem c\u0103 sunt doar disperat\u0103, pentru c\u0103, iat\u0103, aproape c\u0103 m-am transformat \u00een robo\u021bel la cap\u0103tul ma\u0219in\u0103riei de confec\u021bionat \u021big\u0103ri. De fapt, zici c\u0103-i ma\u0219in\u0103 de r\u0103zboi, nu c\u0103 a\u0219 fi v\u0103zut de aproape una, dar eu a\u0219a m\u0103 simt, ca \u00een linia \u00eent\u00e2i, pe front, \u00eens\u0103 \u00eencol\u021bit\u0103 \u00een tab\u0103ra advers\u0103, \u00een plin\u0103 ofensiv\u0103 chimic\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103 pe figur\u0103.
\n\tSuntem trei suflete demonizate care ne zbatem s\u0103 \u021binem ma\u0219ina asta \u00een func\u021biune. De fapt, eu nu m\u0103 zbat deloc, nu mi-ar p\u0103sa prea mult dac\u0103 s-ar rupe buc\u0103\u021bele, \u00eens\u0103 a\u0219 fi urgent repartizat\u0103 la sec\u021bia de tocat \u021big\u0103ri, iar opera\u021bia asta e \u0219i mai nociv\u0103, mai rea dec\u00e2t fumatul \u00eensu\u0219i, c\u0103 \u0219tiu cum e, am f\u0103cut proba prima dat\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte, la schimbul trei, am tras \u00een piept jumate de pachet, induce \u00een eroare oboseala \u0219i divizeaz\u0103 timpul altfel. Fumatul devine sensul muncii mele, iar asta m\u0103 doboar\u0103, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eempac deloc cu g\u00e2ndul de a produce metodic ceva care oricum se spulber\u0103 \u00een aer. Sau se depune \u00een pl\u0103m\u00e2ni. C\u00e2t despre gust, ce s\u0103 mai zic, nu cred c\u0103 ai mei la asta se refer\u0103, ei n-au pus gura pe \u021big\u0103ri \u00een via\u021ba lor, a\u0219a c\u0103 n-am s\u0103 risc o controvers\u0103 despre pl\u0103cerea de a fuma \u00een preajma lor.
\n\tTrag uneori cu coada ochiului spre dreapta, din zona aia ma\u0219ina scuip\u0103 un fir de \u021bigaret\u0103 neverosimil de lung, de viu \u0219i de rapid care devine sub caden\u021ba necru\u021b\u0103toare a ghilotinei produsul standard. \u00cen fluxul de produc\u021bie \u0103sta-i momentul \u00een care intru \u00een schem\u0103 eu, a treia roat\u0103 la c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103. Sunt necalificat\u0103, adic\u0103 abia am terminat liceul, iar doisprezece ani de \u0219coal\u0103 sunt inutili, c\u0103ci pentru treaba asta nu-mi trebuie nicio diplom\u0103, iar rolul meu impune o minim\u0103 solicitare a neuronilor \u00een desf\u0103\u0219urarea muncii, stau la band\u0103. Adic\u0103 nu g\u00e2ndesc, nu trebuie dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi coordonez mi\u0219c\u0103rile rapid. Stau \u021beap\u0103n\u0103 pe un piedestal de lemn \u00een dreptul benzii circulante pe care curg, aliniate, dinspre dreapta, \u021big\u0103rile Carpa\u021bi. C\u00e2nd se rostogolesc \u00een dreptul meu sunt calde \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i au deja identitate, o rol\u0103 cu cerneal\u0103 tipografic\u0103 le-a imprimat cu ro\u0219u un cap de cerb \u00eencornorat \u0219i numele de brand na\u021bional.
\n\tDoar eu nu mai \u0219tiu cine sunt. Port o pereche de papuci cu toc \u0219i un halat albastru de tercot. Halatul e obligatoriu, \u00eens\u0103 papuci cu toc mi-am luat s\u0103 m\u0103 aliniez tendin\u021bei generale, sunt t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i poate g\u0103sesc pe cineva s\u0103 m\u0103 combin, de\u0219i, la cum m\u0103 simt, ar trebui s\u0103 port bocanci cu \u021binte. \u0218i-n m\u00e2ini mi-ar trebui m\u0103nu\u0219i de box la c\u00e2t\u0103 har\u021b\u0103 am str\u00e2ns \u00een suflet, dar cu m\u0103nu\u0219i ar fi aproape imposibil s\u0103 colectez \u021big\u0103rile la timp. Am degetele lungi, la fix s\u0103 adun \u00een palme snopuri de \u021bigarete \u0219i apoi s\u0103 le bat de dou\u0103 ori \u00een cadrul de lemn pe care \u00eel am \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 ca un portativ, ca s\u0103 se aranjeze. Nu trebuie s\u0103 pierd caden\u021ba, le prind, le bat de dou\u0103 ori, le a\u0219ez, le prind, le bat, le a\u0219ez. \u021aig\u0103rile, \u00een timpul \u0103sta, circul\u0103, eu doar le prind, le bat, le a\u0219ez. De fapt, \u00een toat\u0103 munca asta nu-mi trebuie dec\u00e2t picioare zdravene \u0219i degete ca ni\u0219te furci. Chiva e ma\u0219inista \u0219i demonul ei este vigilen\u021ba ca nu cumva viteza bandei s\u0103 \u00eemi aglomereze fluxul de \u021big\u0103ri \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00eencalece \u00een fa\u021ba mea, c\u0103 atunci ar trebui s\u0103 apese butonul de \u201dOprit\u201d, iar asta poate s\u0103 ne depuncteze ca echip\u0103 \u00een cursa pentru dep\u0103\u0219irea planului s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal, lunar sau cincinal. Eu \u00eens\u0103 n-am ambi\u021bii de-astea.
\n\tPe Gore Greb\u0103nu\u0219, al treilea dintre noi, nu pot nici s\u0103 \u00eel ur\u0103sc. Mi-e doar ciud\u0103 pe el, nu \u00een\u021beleg cum poate s\u0103 fie mereu at\u00e2t de relaxat. Ast\u0103zi, \u00een special, a uns ma\u0219ina la toate \u00eencheieturile, nimic nu sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie, niciun cotor de frunz\u0103 de tutun nu cade \u00een angrenaje, a\u0219a c\u0103 are timp s\u0103 ias\u0103 la fumat. De fapt, cred c\u0103 se \u00eengrije\u0219te de ma\u0219ina asta \u00een pauzele pe care le face de la fumat, nu invers, c\u0103 face parte din atribu\u021biile de lucru s\u0103 consumi intens \u0219i s\u0103 probezi continuu calitatea \u021big\u0103rilor produse, a\u0219a mi-a spus \u00een prima zi de lucru, crede c\u0103-s proast\u0103, e numai un motiv s\u0103 se sustrag\u0103 de la munc\u0103, lui nici nu-i place s\u0103 fumeze, e antisocial. Stau ciotc\u0103 to\u021bi mecanicii pe hol de parc\u0103 \u021bin \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, nu se aud vorbind nici dac\u0103 treci pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei, trag din \u021big\u0103ri ad\u00e2nc \u0219i at\u00e2t. De fapt, din sec\u021bia asta doar Gore nu fumeaz\u0103, dac\u0103 ar fi muncit \u00eentr-un restaurant, el ar fi fost ve\u0219nic la diet\u0103. Cu diferen\u021ba c\u0103 \u00een fabrica asta se produce fum \u0219i pentru to\u021bi salaria\u021bii e o alegere normal\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eenfrupte la comun din rodul muncii lor.
\n\tGore se uit\u0103 bleg la mine. N-am nicio scuz\u0103 pentru el, nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei acord nicio privire. \u0218i nici n-am timp, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 str\u00e2ng \u021big\u0103rile rapid, banda nu-mi las\u0103 timp s\u0103-l integrez, sunt corp comun cu ea \u0219i nu facem dec\u00e2t mi\u0219care, noi nu g\u00e2ndim. Sunt numai o extensie a ei, dac\u0103 ar fi posibil, \u021big\u0103rile astea ar s\u0103ri de pe f\u00e2\u0219ia mi\u0219c\u0103toare direct \u00een cadrele de lemn, m-ar ignora, m-ar trece \u00een \u0219omaj. \u0218i numai Gore e responsabil de halul inuman \u00een care ruleaz\u0103 banda asta \u0219i de singur\u0103tatea mea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea. Pe el refuz s\u0103-l pun la socoteal\u0103, oricum, nu m-ar interesa nimic din ce ar putea s\u0103-mi spun\u0103, mai bine ar face nici s\u0103 nu s\u0103 deschid\u0103 gura. Pare lipsit de vlag\u0103 \u0219i nu pot s\u0103 ignor faptul c\u0103 nu caut\u0103 niciun pretext s\u0103 mai opreasc\u0103 uneori ma\u0219ina, \u00een timp ce eu abia mai reu\u0219esc s\u0103 \u00eei fac fa\u021b\u0103, el parc\u0103 a transferat \u00een bunul mers al agregatului esen\u021ba b\u0103rb\u0103\u021biei lui. Nu m-a\u0219 culca cu el nici moart\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 aroma de tutun tratat pe pielea mea l-ar excita, c\u0103 pare genul, sau dac\u0103 parfumul meu l-ar \u021bine la distan\u021b\u0103. M\u0103 bate g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 \u00eei fac avansuri, poate c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi ar vrea s\u0103 ias\u0103 cu mine la un suc \u0219i a\u0219 putea s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun pe el. Adic\u0103 i-a\u0219 impune s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 \u00eentr-un hotel de lux \u0219i ar muri de jen\u0103 c\u0103 ar putea s\u0103 ne miroas\u0103 cineva.
\n\t– Gorele, ia stai \u0219i tu pu\u021bin \u00een locul meu! Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 dezmor\u021besc un pic, mi-a \u00een\u021bepenit piciorul, am un c\u00e2rcel la pulp\u0103.
\n\tAm ni\u0219te pulpe formidabile, n-am nici m\u0103car un junghi, nicio durere, dar prea se v\u00e2ntur\u0103 nevinovat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. Papucii mei cu toc echilibreaz\u0103 \u00een ochii celorlal\u021bi partea estetic\u0103 a echipei noastre, a\u0219a c\u0103 s-ar impune o minim\u0103 colaborare din partea dumnealui.
\n\tNu se gr\u0103be\u0219te, nu \u00eei st\u0103 bine s\u0103 reac\u021bioneze imediat. \u00cent\u00e2i evalueaz\u0103 situa\u021bia \u0219i, p\u00e2n\u0103 se decide, se salt\u0103 u\u0219urel pe v\u00e2rfuri \u0219i lustruie\u0219te tacticos cu m\u00e2neca emblema de metal pe care scrie ,,Tabakuni\u201d. \u0102sta-i semnalul c\u0103tre Chiva care, \u00een clipa asta \u0219tie clar c\u0103 pentru el prioritar\u0103 este munca. \u0218i planul. \u0218i ma\u0219ina. N-ar fi mirat\u0103 dac\u0103 l-ar g\u0103si vreodat\u0103 frec\u00e2ndu-se \u00eenc\u0103lzit de spatele ma\u0219inii, sufl\u00e2nd din greu din pricina unei tensiuni pe care nu o poate desc\u0103rca. Chiar cred c\u0103 i-ar asigura intimitatea, \u00een orice caz n-ar bate toba ca atunci c\u00e2nd l-a descoperit pe inginer cu Tu\u021ba f\u0103c\u00e2nd amor \u00eentr-unul din vagonetele cu tutun din pod. C\u0103 inginerul tr\u0103ie\u0219te pe spinarea noastr\u0103, el n-are niciun contact direct cu utilajele, el motiveaz\u0103 cu dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u0219enii personalul feminin, iar dac\u0103 nu pune m\u00e2na efectiv la treab\u0103, pe tutun, e ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd n-ar face parte cu adev\u0103rat din colectiv.
\n \t\u00cel urm\u0103resc pe Gore \u0219i nu mai \u00een\u021beleg ce face, a\u0219 fi crezut c\u0103 urc\u0103 pe piedestal s\u0103 adune \u021big\u0103rile \u00een locul meu, dar pasmogitul \u0103sta a preluat penseta din m\u00e2na Chivei \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 ciuguleasc\u0103 \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat tutunul, de parc\u0103 dirijeaz\u0103 o arie funest\u0103. E a\u0219a preocupat de zici c\u0103 s-a calamitat toat\u0103 recolta de tutun de ast\u0103 toamn\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi transmite starea asta a\u0219a de bine \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eencep \u0219i eu s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc \u00eencotro plec dac\u0103 se \u00eenchide fabrica. N-am unde s\u0103 m\u0103 duc, f\u0103r\u0103 \u021big\u0103ri eu \u0219i p\u0103rin\u021bii mei am suferi de foame.
\n \tCu\u021bitul ghilotinei toac\u0103 necontenit \u0219arpele alb \u00een buc\u0103\u021bele mici pe care abia mai prididesc s\u0103 le adun, s\u0103 le a\u0219ez \u00een cadru.
\n\tR\u0103bdarea mea e mai fragil\u0103 acum dec\u00e2t foi\u021ba de \u021bigar\u0103, simt c\u0103 mi-ar prinde bine un pic de nicotin\u0103.
\n\t– Hai, d\u0103-te jos de acolo \u0219i du-te cu sacul \u0103sta de \u021big\u0103ri la moar\u0103, mai f\u0103 \u0219i altceva c\u0103 te-oi fi plictisit! \u00eemi strig\u0103 Chiva chiar acum \u0219i nu-mi vine s\u0103 cred cum se g\u00e2nde\u0219te ea s\u0103-mi varieze activitatea, exact \u00een momentul critic. M\u0103 s\u00e2c\u00e2ie c\u00e2nd \u00eemi vorbe\u0219te \u00een felul \u0103sta, eu \u00eei respect priceperea de ma\u0219inist\u0103 \u0219i anii nenum\u0103ra\u021bi \u00een c\u00e2mpul muncii \u0219i nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce m\u0103 persecut\u0103 a\u0219a. Doar dac\u0103 nu-mi cite\u0219te g\u00e2ndurile. \u0218i adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 sacul de \u021big\u0103ri defecte e musai s\u0103 fie reciclat. A\u0219a ne-au instruit \u00een prima zi de munc\u0103, at\u00e2t c\u0103 nimeni nu ne-a spus c\u0103 asta se va face cu pre\u021bul otr\u0103virii noastre.
\n\t\u00cennod la gur\u0103 sacul \u0219i \u00eel t\u00e2r\u0103sc pe sc\u0103ri, \u00een pod. \u00cemi scot din buzunar o band\u0103 de filtru de h\u00e2rtie din care \u00eemi \u00eencropesc o masc\u0103, mi-o \u00eenf\u0103\u0219or pe fa\u021b\u0103 de parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi mumie \u0219i mai urc ni\u0219te trepte ca s\u0103 ajung la gura ma\u0219inii de tocat. E mai \u00eenalt\u0103 dec\u00e2t mine, t\u00e2r\u0103sc de sacul \u0103la pe sc\u0103ri \u00een sus. De la \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea asta cap\u0103t perspectiv\u0103, z\u0103resc printr-un ochi de geam lumini aprinse \u00een cimitirul din zona industrial\u0103. E frig, este sinistru, \u00eemi vine s\u0103 bocesc. Ap\u0103s butonul de \u201dPornit\u201d \u0219i toc\u0103torul \u00eencepe s\u0103 huruie asurzitor. \u00cemi pare c\u0103 toat\u0103 c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021ba aia sumbr\u0103 se hurduc\u0103, \u00een timp ce din\u021bii gro\u0219i de fier ai morii zdrobesc \u021big\u0103rile stricate pe care le r\u0103storn cu \u021b\u00e2r\u00e2ita din sacul cump\u0103nit cu greu pe um\u0103r. Din cuva plin\u0103 de tutun \u0219i de h\u00e2rtii se spulber\u0103 un praf cu gust amar, \u00eel simt pe cerul gurii, m\u0103 pi\u0219c\u0103 de obraji. Mi se lipe\u0219te imediat de gene, abia mai v\u0103d c\u00e2te ceva, dar \u0219tiu s\u0103 fac manevra asta \u0219i cu ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i. Iu\u021beala de tutun \u00eemi arde sinusurile \u0219i nu-mi doresc dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mi se \u00eenfunde nasul. \u00cemi opresc respira\u021bia, am exersat asta \u00een fiecare zi, pot s\u0103 rezist mai mult de un minut \u0219i jum\u0103tate f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi fie team\u0103 c\u0103 le\u0219in.
\n\t\u00cen u\u0219\u0103 parc\u0103 z\u0103resc o siluet\u0103 \u0219i mi se pare c\u0103 e Greb\u0103nu\u0219. Ce-o c\u0103uta aici, \u0103sta-i sectorul meu, mecanicii sunt privilegia\u021bi, nu urc\u0103 \u00een pod dec\u00e2t la interven\u021bii. St\u0103 pro\u021b\u0103pit \u00een u\u0219\u0103, se uit\u0103 la mine ca o stafie proasp\u0103t levitat\u0103 din cimitirul periferic, adic\u0103 are ochii goi. N-am nicio empatie pentru el, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, am sim\u021burile reduse la c\u00e2teva reflexe de autoap\u0103rare. Ar face bine dac\u0103 \u0219i-ar c\u0103uta de treab\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 se apropie de mine \u00een momentul \u0103sta cred c\u0103-l mu\u0219c.
\n\tDeodat\u0103 moara s-a oprit \u0219i aud vocea inginerului r\u0103zb\u0103t\u00e2nd prin praful de tutun. Adic\u0103 nu este Gorel cel care m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te, ci varianta lui mai rea, cea cu tendin\u021be amoroase:
\n\t– Te crezi prea bun\u0103 s\u0103 faci asta? Se vede c\u0103 nu-\u021bi place, da\u2019 ia arat\u0103-mi dac\u0103 ai alte talente ascunse cu care s\u0103 faci ceva mai bine de at\u00e2t!
\n\tSe apropie de piciorul sc\u0103rii pe care sunt urcat\u0103. Cum st\u0103 acum, se uit\u0103 direct pe sub halatul meu. \u00cemi clocote\u0219te s\u00e2ngele at\u00e2t de tare, sunt ca un terci de praf \u0219i de tutun. \u00cemi e prea sil\u0103 \u0219i el z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u00eentr-un fel gre\u021bos, n-am mai avut de-a face cu atacuri de-astea p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Ok, au fost aluziile lui Floric\u0103, pu\u0219tiul \u0103la pitic din clasa a XI-a, dar \u0103luia \u00eei permiteam orice, de mil\u0103. De individul de sub scar\u0103 depinde rela\u021bia mea cu fabrica asta de tutun. M-apuc cu m\u00e2inile de buza morii, \u0219i-i trag \u00een moac\u0103 un toc de papuc a\u0219a de tare de parc\u0103 \u0103sta ar fi, de fapt, scopul pentru care m-am chinuit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum s\u0103 umblu potcovit\u0103 a\u0219a.
\n\tAbia se apuc\u0103 tovar\u0103\u0219ul inginer cu m\u00e2inile de maxilar, c\u0103 n\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te peste noi Gorel, de-adev\u0103ratelea, st\u00e2rnind alt val de praf. \u0218i url\u0103:
\n\t– Las\u0103 \u021big\u0103rile \u0219i car\u0103-te acas\u0103, se \u00eenchide fabrica, se interzice circula\u021bia! La Bucure\u0219ti e revolu\u021bie, trebuie s\u0103 ne ad\u0103postim. Urgent!
\n\tEl zice asta, \u00eei aud cuvintele, dar nu \u00een\u021beleg mesajul, sunt plin\u0103 de adrenalina care mi-a ac\u021bionat papucul dou\u0103 minute mai devreme. \u00cel v\u0103d numai c\u0103 fuge. \u0218i fuge dup\u0103 el \u0219i inginerul, \u00een timp ce eu \u00eenc\u0103 mai simt \u00een talp\u0103 impactul violent cu obrazul lui. Credeam c\u0103 Gore a fost aici s\u0103 m\u0103 salveze. Nu l-am v\u0103zut gr\u0103bindu-se \u00een halul \u0103sta niciodat\u0103. \u00cemi smulg c\u0103lu\u0219ul de h\u00e2rtie de la gur\u0103, dar nu pot s\u0103 scot nicio \u0219oapt\u0103. \u0218i ce s\u0103 spun? Cu cine s\u0103 vorbesc? E at\u00e2t de lini\u0219te, deodat\u0103, c\u0103 se aud firele de tutun din aer cum se a\u0219tern, straturi, pe jos. Cuvintele lui Gore \u00eemi circul\u0103 prin cap, v\u00e2rtej, sunt informa\u021bii pe care nu sunt preg\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 le procesez.
\n \tA zis s\u0103 ne ad\u0103postim, sunt sigur\u0103 de asta. Am sacul gol \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, am scuturat din el \u0219i ultima \u021bigar\u0103 scof\u00e2lcit\u0103. Picioarele mi se \u00eenmoaie, papucii mei m\u0103 trag \u00een jos. Alunec spre perete, m\u0103 las pe vine \u0219i \u00eemi trag pe cap sacul de rafie, la fel cum m\u0103 ascundeam sub plapum\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ascund de mon\u0219tri c\u00e2nd eram copil. Sunt speriat\u0103 \u0219i, din instinct, m\u0103 camuflez, sunt una cu de\u0219eurile de aici, sunt jum\u0103tate \u00eentr-un sac \u0219i tremur, nu mai am niciun control, tr\u0103iesc doar cu uimirea c\u0103 Gore Greb\u0103nu\u0219 p\u0103rea c\u0103 \u0219tie pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba lui ce face.
\n\t\u0218i m\u0103 revolt. Nu asta vreau, s\u0103 m\u0103 ascund, dar n-am habar ce trebuie s\u0103 fac \u0219i nu-i altcineva pe aici care s\u0103 \u00eemi spun\u0103. \u00cemi trag cu grij\u0103 sacul de pe cap \u0219i-mi netezesc halatul, \u00eencerc \u00een felul \u0103sta s\u0103 dezamorsez prudent alarma vie care am devenit. Cred c\u0103 aud \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103turi \u00een cimitir sau \u00een depozitele dimprejur, de undeva se trage.
\nDac\u0103 e revolu\u021bie, ar trebui s\u0103 aflu mai \u00eent\u00e2i cine se afl\u0103 \u00een linia \u00eent\u00e2i, renun\u021b s\u0103 \u00eemi mai fie fric\u0103 pentru pielea mea \u0219i fug \u0219i eu de aici, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 amestec \u00een mul\u021bime…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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