{"id":9658,"date":"2020-07-15T22:19:23","date_gmt":"2020-07-15T19:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9658"},"modified":"2020-07-15T22:19:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T19:19:23","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-serbarile-bucuriei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9658","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Serb\u0103rile… bucuriei"},"content":{"rendered":"

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‘Nea\u021ba, dragii mei amici!
\n\u00cenc\u0103 mai miros a mici
\n\u0218i a fum de la gr\u0103tare,
\nDe la Zile aniversare!<\/p>\n

M\u0103 dusei \u0219i io asear\u0103,
\nLa un mic \u0219i-o bere-amar\u0103!
\n(Bine, beri au fost mai multe,
\nDe vin\u0103-s… ,,puteri oculte\u201d!)<\/p>\n

Nici n-am intrat bine-n Pia\u021b\u0103,
\nC\u0103 m-a \u0219i lovit \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,
\nFum, miros \u0219i h\u0103rm\u0103laie,
\nCa pe c\u00e2mpul de b\u0103taie!<\/p>\n

\u00cemi era un pic cam jen\u0103,
\nC\u0103 nu ajungeam la scen\u0103,
\nS\u0103-i ascult pe c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bi
\nM\u00e2ndre fete, bravi b\u0103ie\u021bi…<\/p>\n

Am zis: ,,Altfel nu se poate,
\nTrebuie s\u0103 dau din coate!\u201d
\nC\u0103 a\u0219a este \u0219i-n via\u021b\u0103,
\nDac\u0103 vrei s-ajungi \u00een… fa\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

Am ajuns, \u00eentr-un final,
\nS\u0103 prind locul ideal,
\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 cei care, cu suflet,
\nD\u0103deau s\u0103rb\u0103torii… sunet!<\/p>\n

Printre cabluri \u0219i butoane,
\nCanale \u0219i microfoane,
\n,,Fulger\u201d \u0219i cu partenerul,
\nAu asigurat antrenul…<\/p>\n

Frumos i-am aplaudat,
\nPe copiii ce-au c\u00e2ntat!
\nAsculta\u021bi-m\u0103 pe mine:
\nViitorul… ,,sun\u0103\u201d bine!<\/p>\n

Tot bine suna \u0219i ceasul,
\nPe care-l are ora\u0219ul,
\n\u0218i care, din Prim\u0103rie,
\nD\u0103dea ora cu m\u00e2ndrie!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, cine s\u0103-l aud\u0103?
\nS\u0103racul, ce soart\u0103 crud\u0103!
\nC\u0103ci el \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea doar treaba,
\nM\u0103sur\u00e2nd timpul degeaba!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103-n plin eveniment,
\nNimeni nu era atent,
\nCe repede trece timpul
\n\u0218i se schimb\u0103 anotimpul…<\/p>\n

Chiar \u0219i-a\u0219a, am observat,
\nC\u0103 oamenii s-au distrat
\n\u0218i asta-i tot ce conteaz\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci distrac\u021bia primeaz\u0103!<\/p>\n

Dom’le, a c\u00e2ntat \u0219i Uddi!
\nN-a venit cu vreun Audi,
\n\u00cens\u0103 l-a un moment dat,
\nOra\u0219ul l-a confundat!<\/p>\n

Luat de val \u0219i de playback,
\nNe-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-i zicem ,,fuck!\u201d
\nC\u0103 a confundat ,,S\u0103ratul\u201d
\nCu ,,V\u00e2lcea\u201d, fi-r-ar al dracu’!<\/p>\n

Geaba apoi un car de scuze!
\n\u0218i doar z\u00e2mbetul pe buze!…
\nP\u00e2n’ l-a urm\u0103 s-a reglat,
\nIar publicul l-a iertat!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ceilal\u021bi l-au iertat,
\nCine-s eu s\u0103-l fi certat?…
\nDe necaz \u0219i de durere,
\nM\u0103 dusei s\u0103 beau o bere!<\/p>\n

\u00cen drum spre licoarea blond\u0103,
\nMai f\u0103ceam c\u00e2te o ,,sond\u0103\u201d,
\nM\u00e2ng\u00e2indu-m\u0103 pe burt\u0103,
\nC\u0103ut\u00e2nd coada mai scurt\u0103…<\/p>\n

Tot mergeam a\u0219a, c\u00e2nd, hopa!
\nD\u0103dui nas \u00een nas cu… popa!
\nDoamne, ce-am f\u0103cut?, Ce-am zis,
\nDe la mine l-ai trimis?…<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 popa, ce-mi f\u0103cea?
\nDe umeri m\u0103 apuca
\n\u0218i \u00eemi lu\u0103 orice durere,
\nC\u00e2nd m\u0103 invit\u0103 la bere!<\/p>\n

Am r\u0103suflat u\u0219urat,
\nC\u0103 n-am f\u0103cut vreun p\u0103cat
\n\u0218i-am b\u0103ut bere gustoas\u0103,
\nCu Sfin\u021bia Sa, la mas\u0103!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, am uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 spun:
\nPopa mi-e prieten bun!
\n\u0218i al\u021bii la fel, de care,
\nVoi spune \u00een continuare…<\/p>\n

Am \u0219ezut \u0219i am vorbit,
\n\u0218i chiar era fericit,
\nFiindc\u0103 \u0219i feti\u021ba lui,
\nA dat via\u021b\u0103 show-lui!<\/p>\n

Mai apoi, a fost dr\u0103gu\u021b!
\nC\u0103ci Aliona \u0219i Ionu\u021b,
\nTo\u021bi, ,,Provinciali\u201d \u00een trup\u0103,
\nAu vrut boxele s\u0103 ,,rup\u0103\u201d…<\/p>\n

Astfel, a fost bucurie mare
\nPrin etnii minoritare,
\nCe-au dansat \u0219i mari \u0219i mici
\nDup\u0103 Goran Bregovici…<\/p>\n

Au c\u00e2ntat ei cu mult suflet,
\nChiar \u0219i cu c\u0103deri de sunet!
\nAr\u0103t\u00e2nd c\u0103 sunt arti\u0219ti,
\nFoarte buni profesioni\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

S-au sim\u021bit cu to\u021bii bine,
\nDac\u0103 m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi pe mine…
\nMie-a\u0219a mi s-a p\u0103rut,
\n\u0218i din c\u00e2te am v\u0103zut…<\/p>\n

Mai c\u0103 mi s-a stins lumina,
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00eens\u0103\u0219i… VITAMINA
\nFOLK, prezent\u0103-n Pia\u021ba Mare,
\nUn ,,om bun\u201d cu suflet mare!<\/p>\n

Am fost foarte fericit,
\nC\u00e2nd cu Dan m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit,
\nChiar dac\u0103 a stat pu\u021bin,
\nEu m-am bucurat din plin!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd s\u0103-nceap\u0103 Alex Velea,
\nM-au apucat toate ,,elea\u201d
\nTo\u021bi erau ner\u0103bd\u0103tori,
\nChem\u00e2ndu-l de multe ori!<\/p>\n

\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, c\u00e2nd a venit,
\nEu am fost dezam\u0103git,
\nC\u0103ci era s\u0103 nu-l cunosc
\n\u0218i de-aia m-am sim\u021bit prost!<\/p>\n

Cum, pe sfin\u021bii cei din cer,
\nS\u0103 nu-l \u0219tiu pe… ,,fr\u0103\u021biwear\u201d?!
\nCel pe care pronia,
\nI-a dat-o pe… Antonia?<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 fac, dac\u0103-s b\u0103tr\u00e2n?
\nA\u0219 vrea t\u00e2n\u0103r s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n,
\nDar asta nu se mai poate
\n\u0218i \u00eencep s\u0103 uit de toate…<\/p>\n

Totu\u0219i, am avut noroc,
\n\u0102l de Sus mi-a dat \u00een loc,
\nUn motiv de bucurie,
\nCu prieten de… c\u0103t\u0103nie!<\/p>\n

Nu, nu ne-am retras cu tor\u021be,
\nAm economisit din for\u021be,
\n\u0218i ne-a ie\u0219it strategia,
\nEu singur, el cu so\u021bia…<\/p>\n

Ne-am retras, cum v\u0103 spuneam,
\nDar pe Velea-l auzeam,
\nAsta nu ne-a deranjat,
\nC\u0103ci mai bine ne-am distrat…<\/p>\n

Eeei, mai mul\u021bi m-au \u00eentrebat:
\n,,- Nu cumva te-ai \u00eemb\u0103tat?
\nAi b\u0103ut cam multe beri,
\nLa serb\u0103rile de ieri!\u201d…<\/p>\n

Eu v\u0103 r\u0103spund sincer, da!
\n\u0218i nu neg a\u0219a ceva!
\nChiar m-am ,,\u00eemb\u0103tat\u201d, fr\u0103\u021bie!
\n\u00cens\u0103, doar de… bucurie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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