{"id":9626,"date":"2020-07-12T22:36:39","date_gmt":"2020-07-12T19:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9626"},"modified":"2020-07-12T22:36:39","modified_gmt":"2020-07-12T19:36:39","slug":"brigada-diverse-mirele-autist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9626","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; M(i)rele a(u)tist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n28 mai 2020<br \/>\n      De la gar\u0103 la cimitir e de dou\u0103 sta\u021bii. De la gar\u0103 la spital de una. S\u0103 se calculeze viteza medie.<br \/>\n      E bine \u0219i-acolo, \u0219i dincolo. Alb\u0103 marmura, albe holurile \u0219i pere\u021bii camerelor. Noi mormintele, nou\u0103 aparatura. \u0218i la trei sute dou\u0103zeci de mii cavoul parc\u0103-i mai bine la reanimare.<br \/>\n      De s-ar inventa \u0219i fiola pentru depistarea procentului lipsei de minte. S\u0103 sufli de trei ori &#8211; omolog etilotestului \u0219i rapidei modalit\u0103\u021bi evreie\u0219ti de depistare covid&#8230;-, s\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi trei secunde \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bi se indice&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Be\u021bivii la culcare, infec\u021bio\u0219ii la spital, pro\u0219tii unde? S\u0103 \u021bi se dea diplom\u0103 de profesor de fizic\u0103, s\u0103 pici pe m\u00e2na ziari\u0219tilor \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi ias\u0103 ori s\u0103 \u021bi se pun\u0103-n explica\u021biile ob\u021binute variabilul ,,ar fi&#8221;. Ar fi c\u0103zut, ar fi letal, ar fi bine&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ar duce la&#8230;. Omenire firav\u0103 \u0219i neghioab\u0103, de-abia \u0219tii dou\u0103 strofe din poezia vie\u021bii, un refren din c\u00e2ntecul na\u0219terii \u0219i dou\u0103 figuri coregrafice din jocul de-a moartea! \u0218i \u021bi-e lesne s\u0103 arunci cu matematica procentelor \u00een popula\u021bie. S\u0103 infectezi o cincime ca s\u0103 scapi de virus. Ba nu, s\u0103 se acomodeze cu virusul \u0219i s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00een bun\u0103 pace. \u021aie, cititorule!<br \/>\n      \u021aie, b\u0103utorule. \u0218i \u021bie oricum te-ai numi \u0219i-n orice ai crede. Nu-s Trump. Doar un insignifiant tip care mai are dreptate uneori. Cu minime mijloace. America are acela\u0219i fundamentalism&#8230; alcoolic. \u0218i uman primordial. A deschis c\u00e2rciumile \u0219i avort\u0103riile. \u0218i-n compensare a dat un nume bisericii \u0219i treburilor de uz intern: esen\u021biale. Ce versiune?<br \/>\n      Numai ,,ar&#8221;-i pe suprafa\u021ba ziaristicii. Pe a patologiei \u0219i farmaceuticii. \u0218tiin\u021b\u0103 neputincioas\u0103. Decizii controversate. P\u0103reri \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bite haotic. Sat, ora\u0219 sau spital la \u00eenconjurare cu s\u00e2rm\u0103 ghimpat\u0103?<br \/>\n      Ce problem\u0103? Dac\u0103 vom avea vreodat\u0103 vaccin? Asta e. Niciuna.<br \/>\n      Privind \u0219i ascult\u00e2nd. Te cuprind fiorii civiliza\u021biei. Cercetez \u0219i aflu. La 1775, rup\u00e2nd scena din film, vuiau ziarele. F\u0103c\u00e2nd-o pe ne\u0219tiutorul am \u00eenghi\u021bit fantasmele. Chiar cu cablurile electrice \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urate \u00een tehnologia secolului 20, jum\u0103tatea a doua. M\u00e2nca-i-a\u0219 sufle\u021belul lui de google \u0219i teritoriile bibliotecale. Cum mi-a dezv\u0103luit el c\u00e2t de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit\u0103 era presa, c\u00e2t de citit\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t de abordabil\u0103. ,,Dreptul de timbru&#8221; crescuse de 3 ori. Per exemplar.<br \/>\n        Cruce. Cruci\u0219. Crucit. Sf\u00e2r\u0219itul epidemico-pandemic. Declarat prin emisiuni bizare despre co\u0219urile femeilor. Despre cremele magice. Chestiune de talie&#8230;.<br \/>\n        \u0218i mam&#8217;mare se v\u0103ita de durere de oase, de m\u00e2ini \u0219i \u00eennoda la col\u021bul ochilor lacrimi de s\u0103r\u0103cie.<br \/>\n        Dintre substan\u021bele chimice ale st\u0103rii de bine lipse\u0219te una singur\u0103: a muncii. Pentru dans \u0219i c\u00e2ntec avem, pentru somn \u0219i medita\u021bie, pentru mul\u021bumire din plin.<br \/>\n        Toat\u0103 lumea play and play. Chiar \u0219i Charles s-ar dedica trup \u0219i suflet expunerii scenice, mai pu\u021bin material. St\u0103 pe margine, de aceea, \u0219i jele\u0219te arta teatral\u0103 \u0219i muzical\u0103.<br \/>\n        Play oful (rom\u00e2nesc) a scos din sertare o pies\u0103 de din vale de Rovine. De FFN auzisem doar eu prin anii &#8217;80 ai jude\u021bului Buz\u0103u. De ultimul album. G\u0103sit dup\u0103 doi ani de la lansare la chio\u0219cul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cantina din zona industrial\u0103. Din care repetam cu s\u00e2rg la Casa Armatei ,,La ceasul c\u00e2nd stelele-ncep s\u0103 apun\u0103&#8221;. Chieje bune. \u00cen maiul m\u0103laiului, de-alde fe\u021bi n\u0103zdr\u0103vani s-au \u00eencumetat s\u0103 o resusciteze. De-un minirecital se preteaz\u0103 \u0219i ,,Singur&#8221;, ,,Jungla&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Bun\u0103 piscina din curte. Mai bun\u0103 totu\u0219i la altul. C\u0103 rostul bronzului \u00een intimitate e perimat. S\u0103 bea, s\u0103 se-ngr\u0103m\u0103deasc\u0103, s\u0103 vaz\u0103 omenirea ce minune de om. N-are dreptate. Furie? Fric\u0103? P\u0103i s\u0103 se ia Vene\u021bia care st\u0103 cu apa p\u00e2n&#8217; la glezne. De sus.<br \/>\n        Cu ap\u0103 era \u0219i acum&#8230; pe la 900 cu unu-nainte. Cu plaj\u0103, cu c\u0103ru\u021be. Gr\u0103m\u0103dite una-n alta. Nu le-ajungea nisipul.<br \/>\n        Vacan\u021b\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>28 mai 2020 De la gar\u0103 la cimitir e de dou\u0103 sta\u021bii. De la gar\u0103 la spital de una. 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