{"id":9592,"date":"2020-07-09T23:57:19","date_gmt":"2020-07-09T20:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9592"},"modified":"2020-07-10T00:15:11","modified_gmt":"2020-07-09T21:15:11","slug":"brigada-diverse-ni-musca-ni-tete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9592","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)i m(u)sc\u0103, (n)i \u021be(\u021b)e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n23, 28 mai 2020<br \/>\n      Iau de bun tot ce spun ziari\u0219tii. Politicienii. Oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Am exclus pe cineva?<br \/>\n      Bill nu este nici unul, nici altul. \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103 \u0219i el cu p\u0103rerea. \u0218i poate fi auzit. At\u00e2t a reu\u0219it s\u0103 fac\u0103 din toate copiile windows pe care le-a v\u00e2ndut. Dar s\u0103 nu uite c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 ceea ce mintea i-a stat s\u0103 coac\u0103 pe banii tuturor ar fi r\u0103mas singurul de\u0219tept \u00een gloata proast\u0103 a omenirii. \u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 rom\u00e2nii cu sistem de operare multiplicat pe aceea\u0219i licen\u021b\u0103 ar fi b\u0103tut pasul pe loc \u0219i azi am fi uzat de 3.1.<br \/>\n      Ne spune limba latin\u0103. Lucru de citit. Rom\u00e2na propune poveste fabuloas\u0103, fantastic\u0103, mitic\u0103. Ardelenii \u00eencearc\u0103 &#8211; mere &#8211; versiunea de mijloc. Nici prea-prea, dar aproape de foarte. Nu sunt ne\u0219tiutor cu totul, \u00eens\u0103 de anumite trupe n-am auzit. Metamorf nu-mi aduce aminte de nimic. Nu-i nici Asterisc, nici Sens, nici Gong, nici Spectrum, nici m\u0103car RS975 sau Laser. P-\u0103ia mari mi-e \u0219i team\u0103 s\u0103-i trezesc din Panteonul anilor 70-80. S\u0103 nu m\u0103 fulgere!<br \/>\n      Uitam \u00eenv\u0103\u021bul dezv\u0103\u021bat. M\u0103 mul\u021bumesc doar cu un ghi\u0219eu\u021b, undeva \u00eentr-un col\u021b de hiper, mega sau mall de toate zilele, pentru colectarea sticlelor de orice na\u021bie. Automate&#8230;. Dar pl\u0103tite. Cum e \u00een&#8230; Berlin&#8230;. Duci petul, iei eurocen\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpla pe vremuri. C\u00e2nd \u0219i be\u021bivul ordinar putea deveni capitalist peste noapte (tot peste noapte s\u0103 dea \u0219i ilicitu-n libertatea lui). Bea omul, dar \u0219i c\u00e2nd vindea sticlele.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Din ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pur\u0103 ignorare. C\u0103 1 Iunie include datu-n mintea copiilor. \u0218i prunc, \u0219i p\u0103rinte. Elibera\u021bi din lan\u021bul muncitoresc. Singur, de altfel, n-ar reu\u0219i s\u0103 duc\u0103 bombonica la gur\u0103. Dar \u0219tia&#8230; cineva bine de ce. Bunica-i demodat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Problema-i alta. Cine le pune cruce &#8211; exist\u0103 parc\u0103 un microb cu semnul divin la purt\u0103tor &#8211; va avea, indiferent care tehnici vor scoate lumea din foame \u0219i-i vor da form\u0103 spiritual\u0103 &#8211; aer curat de teapa fundului de materie -, parte de ea. Mai&#8230;.<br \/>\n        R\u0103m\u0103sesem undeva la o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103-n cofrag de vioar\u0103. A! Ca s\u0103-\u021bi stea capul mai presus de-al soacrei&#8230;. E la liber. Se circul\u0103.<br \/>\n        \u00cemi plac politicienii ce duc m\u00e2na la inim\u0103 \u0219i privesc spre cer. Orbu\u021b o face cu talent. Ca \u0219i cum: ,,Vin, Doamne!\u201d Doar el crede inversul.<br \/>\n        Lumea mascat\u0103. Da&#8217; mortu-i mort. Indiferent de distan\u021be. Comunitatea g\u0103rii, a cartierului, are ceva vechime, roiesc \u0219i convie\u021buiesc acelea\u0219i persoane de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu umbla prin zon\u0103. A disp\u0103rut nea Nae cu micii, Andrei sau cum \u00eel chema pe \u0103la cu tirul, a disp\u0103rut magazinul de lum\u00e2n\u0103ri \u0219i orare, automagazinul mamei, c\u0103ciula\u021bii \u0219i \u00eembroboditele clasice, s-a transformat sediul autog\u0103rii \u00een bodeg\u0103, nea \u0103la cu pung\u0103 de-o lu\u0103 dup\u0103&#8230; a cr\u0103pat, Cervi\u0219, vreo 10 cer\u0219etori de la Faraonul p\u00e2n\u0103 la Mircea, \u00eens\u0103 restul n-au schimbat aerul de \u0219in\u0103 \u0219i anvelop\u0103 de rat\u0103. De boschet urinat de-a dreapta \u0219i st\u00e2nga peronului. De sticl\u0103 aruncat\u0103 \u00een zona verde din fa\u021ba complexului. De coaj\u0103 de s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 scuipat\u0103 pe \u0219i-mprejurul celor una, dou\u0103, trei, patru, aproximativ cinci b\u0103ncu\u021be recreative. De dialect jumi-juma. Fiindc\u0103 nu se vorbe\u0219te rom\u00e2na, idiomul unic \u00eembin\u0103 o semi \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 adaptat\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 intr\u0103ri \u0219i convie\u021buiri la p\u00e2rnaie. Nu i-a schimbat popula\u021bia cu nimic exodul pasager c\u0103tre destina\u021biile europene de vis de \u00eenavu\u021bire. Trebuie s\u0103 \u021binem seama totu\u0219i de noii sosi\u021bi. Birjarii moderni, epigonii lui Carabelea, de dau bice-n pedal\u0103 ca el odinioar\u0103 Marghioalei. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 schimbe peisajul verbal. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 conteze. Nici m\u0103car \u00een fa\u021ba alor lor, de-o tagm\u0103.<br \/>\n      \u0218i gara pustie. Trenuri cu \u021b\u00e2r\u00e2ita. Clien\u021bi din p\u0103r\u021bi. Cald. Frig. Crap\u0103 ele pietrele, dar\u0103mite&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23, 28 mai 2020 Iau de bun tot ce spun ziari\u0219tii. Politicienii. Oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Am exclus pe cineva? 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