{"id":9549,"date":"2020-07-06T00:25:48","date_gmt":"2020-07-05T21:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9549"},"modified":"2020-07-06T00:25:48","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T21:25:48","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-satul-selenar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9549","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Satul&#8230; selenar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Satul&#8230; selenar<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am auzit acuma una, tare bun\u0103!<br \/>\nO s-avem, prieteni, sate \u0219i pe&#8230; Lun\u0103!<br \/>\nAstfel, cur\u00e2nd, satul b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i milenar,<br \/>\nO s\u0103 ajung\u0103-n viitor \u0219i&#8230; selenar!<\/p>\n<p>De-abia acuma poate fi adev\u0103rat<br \/>\nC\u0103 ve\u0219nicia s-a n\u0103scut la sat<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103, un drum la sat poate s\u0103 \u021bie,<br \/>\nNu ca acum, ci chiar o ve\u0219nicie!<\/p>\n<p>Exagerez un pic aici, acum,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd vine vorba despre acest drum.<br \/>\nDe\u0219i, asem\u0103narea este bun\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 pot fi cratere, ca alea de pe Lun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Iar omul \u0103la de l-a-ntemeiat,<br \/>\nS-o fi g\u00e2ndit doar la un singur sat?<br \/>\nSau s-o g\u00e2ndi s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 o comun\u0103?<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-ar fi r\u0103u, ci o idee bun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Se va alege singur ca primar<br \/>\nFiind \u0219i primul de pe solul selenar<br \/>\nIar p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd mandatul se termin\u0103,<br \/>\nVa trebui s\u0103 treac\u0103&#8230; ani-lumin\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Atunci va avea destul timp s\u0103 mediteze<br \/>\nBa chiar \u00eentreaga Lun\u0103 s\u0103 o asfalteze!<br \/>\nDe-o s\u0103 vedem \u00eentreaga Lun\u0103 asfaltat\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nE drept c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 partea-ntunecat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Problema e c\u0103 nu vor mai fi fonduri<br \/>\nNici de la UE, nici de la alte&#8230; ,,board\u201d-uri<br \/>\n\u0218i cum s-or&#8230; ,,sifona\u201d atuncea banii<br \/>\nDac\u0103 pe Lun\u0103 nu se fac&#8230; campanii?<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 to\u021bi cu drag \u0219i spor<br \/>\nC\u0103ci, nu-i a\u0219a? pe Lun\u0103 totu-i mai u\u0219or<br \/>\n\u0218i n-o s\u0103 fie nicio complica\u021bie<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 acolo nu e&#8230; gravita\u021bie!<\/p>\n<p>Nimic nu va mai fi o imposibilitate<br \/>\nAt\u00e2ta vreme c\u00e2t e imponderabilitate!<br \/>\nProiecte, investi\u021bii nu vor mai fi-n zadar,<br \/>\nVa fi doar armonie \u00een satul selenar.<\/p>\n<p>Eu cred c\u0103 dup\u0103 aselenizare,<br \/>\nSe poate trece iute la sistematizare:<br \/>\n\u00centreaga Lun\u0103 s\u0103 fie parcelat\u0103,<br \/>\nDe cei de pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt s\u0103 fie licitat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De-o s\u0103 ajung\u0103 fiecare p\u0103m\u00e2ntean<br \/>\nS\u0103 aib\u0103 ca vecin pe c\u00e2te-un&#8230; mar\u021bian!<br \/>\nIar de-o mai fi vreunul un pic mai taciturn,<br \/>\nS\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 se mute singur pe&#8230; Saturn!<\/p>\n<p>Ce-o s\u0103 mai r\u00e2d\u0103 to\u021bi, ca de-o glum\u0103 bun\u0103<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd \u0219i-or vedea salariul lor&#8230; pe Lun\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103ci portofelul lor chiar de-i cu carduri plin,<br \/>\nPe Lun\u0103, &#8211; asta este! &#8211; at\u00e2rn\u0103 mai pu\u021bin!<\/p>\n<p>Ziua de lucru va fi &#8211; nasol! &#8211; nelimitat\u0103<br \/>\nSe merge la odihn\u0103 pe partea-ntunecat\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i iat\u0103 o afacere cu mare viitor:<br \/>\nPe partea-ntunecat\u0103 s\u0103 ai un dormitor!<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 rog, ar fi \u0219i un dezavantaj major<br \/>\nFiind pe Lun\u0103, somnu-i mai u\u0219or<br \/>\nA\u0219a c\u0103 ri\u0219ti, c\u00e2nd dormi ad\u00e2nc, cu sfor\u0103it<br \/>\nS\u0103 fii lovit \u00een cap de vreun meteorit!<\/p>\n<p>Sau, cum ar fi, ce-acuma este \u00eenc\u0103 un mister:<br \/>\nS\u0103-i dai iubitei, la propriu, luna de pe cer!<br \/>\n\u0218i-apoi s\u0103 \u021bop\u0103i\u021bi, lega\u021bi sub jur\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nPlimb\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 de m\u00e2n\u0103 sub clarul de&#8230; P\u0103m\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n<p>De \u0219i-o atinge omenirea asta scopul,<br \/>\nEu zic s\u0103 se desfiin\u021beze horoscopul<br \/>\n\u0218i nimeni n-o s\u0103 mai vorbeasc\u0103-n dodii<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd to\u021bi or fi cu capetele-n&#8230; zodii!<\/p>\n<p>Am luat-o un pic razna, nu-i a\u0219a?<br \/>\nV\u0103 jur, nu \u0219tiu ce-a fost \u00een mintea mea!<br \/>\nC\u0103 de la \u0219tirea cu satul de pe Lun\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cemi joac\u0103 feste mintea de zici c\u0103 e nebun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Oi fi \u0219i eu nebun, deci iat\u0103 consecin\u021ba!<br \/>\nC\u0103ci, dup\u0103 cum vede\u021bi, stau prost cu elocin\u021ba&#8230;<br \/>\nV\u0103 spun acum la to\u021bi o noapte bun\u0103!<br \/>\nM\u0103 culc, \u0219i-o s\u0103 visez c\u0103 sunt primar pe Lun\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satul&#8230; selenar Am auzit acuma una, tare bun\u0103! O s-avem, prieteni, sate \u0219i pe&#8230; Lun\u0103! Astfel, cur\u00e2nd, satul b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9549"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9550,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9549\/revisions\/9550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}