{"id":9543,"date":"2020-07-06T00:11:41","date_gmt":"2020-07-05T21:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9543"},"modified":"2020-07-06T00:11:41","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T21:11:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-cura-pe-lut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9543","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)ura (p)e lu(t)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     \u00cen lumina situa\u021biei actuale&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Se destup\u0103 capilarele \u0219i \u00eemproa\u0219c\u0103 relevan\u021be. Nu-l laud pe Liviu Rebreanu pentru vizionarism, e c\u00e2t se poate de relativ. Rom\u00e2ni, chinezi, brazilieni la ei acas\u0103 nu-\u0219i schimb\u0103 n\u0103ravurile a\u0219a, de pe o sut\u0103 de ani pe alta lesne. Deschizi ,,Ultima noapte&#8230;\u201d \u0219i afli \u0219iretlicurile rapoartelor oficiale, d\u0103rilor de seam\u0103, eternelor minciuni de fa\u021bad\u0103. Chiar metodele copil\u0103re\u0219ti opuse strategiilor napoleonice urmate punct cu punct de inamic. Din acest justificat temei, al unor ipoteze peremptorii, uneori am luat \u00een der\u00e2dere \u0219i \u00eempotriv\u0103 talentul na\u021bional. Mi-am amintit de cum am furat startul, \u00eenaintea tuturor, \u00een avia\u021bie \u00een timp ce credeam c\u0103 r\u0103zboiul se poate c\u00e2\u0219tiga cu scrijeliri \u00een scoar\u021ba terestr\u0103 \u00een care se seam\u0103n\u0103 \u021b\u0103ru\u0219i: ca s\u0103 se \u00eempiedice du\u0219manul, s\u0103 pice \u00een nas \u0219i, cu pu\u021bin noroc, s\u0103 fac\u0103 buba la burt\u0103. De-ar mai fi tr\u0103it domnul nu m-a\u0219 fi sfiit s\u0103-i propun s\u0103 fac\u0103 demersuri pentru un test la Myth busters. Pentru lini\u0219tea mea c\u0103 n-am fost chiar un popor de&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Te pun pe g\u00e2nduri unele ipostaze, \u00ee\u021bi am\u0103r\u0103sc existen\u021ba. Apoi le pui cruce. Duc\u0103-se! Curtea pu\u0219c\u0103riei a schimbat doar aerul, c\u00e2teva valuri de carton \u0219i nimic altceva. Gardienii sunt parc\u0103 tot acolo, doi, f\u0103c\u00e2nd un ,,t\u201d dintr-o biat\u0103 zeghe, ajuta\u021bi de un par de doi metri, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd una dintre minunile vremurilor acelea: s\u0103 determini o umbr\u0103 s\u0103 umble \u00eenghiontit\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 proprietar. Dinspre cimitir venind pe strada Modestiei, mai sus de statul buruienilor gigantice ale fostei sta\u021bii de \u00eenc\u0103rcat butelii, r\u0103sare odioasa. Mai scund\u0103 cu un astrucu\u0219, mai aproape de deces. Meritat.<br \/>\n        \u00cen contextul dat, realist, lipsit de orice urm\u0103 metaforic\u0103, contrar salciei ce s\u0103rut\u0103 lacul, \u00eenchisoarea se d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103, de sus \u00een jos.<br \/>\n        Ideea ,,no cars\u201d-urilor are perspective. Dac\u0103 decimarea atinge cote alarmante \u0219i-n loc de ora\u0219e le vom oferi animalelor un habitat propice. Ele n-au uitat, sanguin, niciodat\u0103 pe unde \u0219i-au f\u0103cut veacul.<br \/>\n        Fiindc\u0103 am a\u0219a un abur de credin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 Dumnezeu nu-i al nostru, e al lor. S-au nu mai are jurisdic\u021bie pe \u0219osele. Altfel ar mai da o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor salv\u00e2nd bezmetica ras\u0103.<br \/>\n        B\u0103, de c\u00e2nd n-am mai m\u00e2ncat o ro\u0219ie ro\u0219ie! De c\u00e2nd n-am mai avut st\u0103ri de bine dup\u0103 consumul unui castravete. Gunoaie. Corect. Le \u0219ti\u021bi \u00eens\u0103 provenien\u021ba?<br \/>\n        Adev\u0103rata. \u00cent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, blamata europ\u0103 alimentar\u0103 are statut de mijlocitoare. Produsele novice pleac\u0103 la ei \u0219i se \u00eentorc nocive la noi.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n      Cre\u0219teri \u0219i sc\u0103deri. Pu\u021bin \u00eemi pas\u0103. Pe pu\u021bin neinteresant. Nici pe departe ca despre bomba noilor alegerilor. La v\u00e2rful elitelor se preg\u0103te\u0219te preluarea puterii. Pe ascuns. Poate le-or \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tiga. \u0218ti\u021bi despre cine este vorba?<br \/>\n      Halal de ei! Breaza breasl\u0103 media. Ferec\u0103, \u021bine captiv\u0103 vrerea desprinderii de naivitate \u0219i trecerea la g\u00e2ndirea&#8230; artificial\u0103. Hiper inteligent\u0103, cumva etic\u0103, altcumva&#8230;.<br \/>\n      M-a\u0219 sim\u021bi stingherit de idee. S\u0103-mi ias\u0103 din m\u00e2ini \u0219i creier ceva mai de\u0219tept dec\u00e2t mine. Chiar invidios. S\u0103 m\u0103 chinuiesc 30-40 de ani s\u0103 adun toat\u0103 informa\u021bia, s-o transfer \u00een cifraj 0-1 \u0219i la final s\u0103 fiu desfiin\u021bat de o m\u00e2n\u0103 de fire, germaniu \u0219i siliciu. Oric\u00e2t de mult a\u0219 admira \u00eentrecerea cu cai imortalizat\u0103 de fra\u021bii Lumiere.<br \/>\n      \u00cenc\u00e2t m\u0103 furnic\u0103 pe \u0219ira spin\u0103rii o ipotez\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00een loc de poli\u021bie pe str\u0103zi patrulau Sophie \u0219i al\u021bi doi-trei confra\u021bi robotici, echipa\u021bi cu \u00een\u021bep\u0103tor pentru detectarea coronavirusian\u0103, cu analizor pentru temperatur\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; laser pentru nesupunere? Pe-ri-col. Ce-t\u0103-\u021bean in-fec-tat. A-ni-hi-la-re!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n      \u00ceng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103. S\u0103 mi se mai permit\u0103 sau repermit\u0103 a indexa trei anomalii. Unde, cu ce \u0219i cine. Cu o ipotez\u0103 preliminar\u0103. Exist\u0103 virus. Oriunde. Prin cea mai de bun sim\u021b urmare protec\u021bia nu poate fi ambalat\u0103 \u00een preferen\u021bial. Afar\u0103 \u0219i \u00een\u0103untru este totuna. De aceea voi experimenta purtarea m\u0103\u0219tii pe timpul somnului. Ministru, pre\u0219edinte, muncitor, \u021bigan \u0219i rom\u00e2n, parlamentar, suferent cu complic\u0103\u021bii nazale au o singur\u0103 obliga\u021bie. S\u0103 o \u00eennoade dup\u0103 urechi \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i astupe botul \u0219i nacl\u0103ul.<br \/>\n      O ipotez\u0103. De lucru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen lumina situa\u021biei actuale&#8230;. Se destup\u0103 capilarele \u0219i \u00eemproa\u0219c\u0103 relevan\u021be. 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