{"id":9533,"date":"2020-07-04T21:06:19","date_gmt":"2020-07-04T18:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9533"},"modified":"2020-07-04T21:45:46","modified_gmt":"2020-07-04T18:45:46","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-antera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9533","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Anter\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg 425w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 258px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 258\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n          A te <strong>anosti<\/strong>-i precum te-ai plictisi.<br \/>\n        Doar c\u0103-n armat\u0103-i prea pu\u021bin posibil. \u00cen stagiul militar cu plat\u0103. C\u0103r\u0103u\u0219ia noastr\u0103 de linoleum a durat o zi. Greu, afurisit, \u00eempotmolit \u00een rapidele expecto-inspira\u021bii la fiecare diferen\u021b\u0103 de nivel. Cinci la num\u0103r (uit\u00e2nd oricine c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i parterul este etaj). Oful final netermin\u00e2ndu-se deodat\u0103 cu ultima treapt\u0103 c\u0103lcat\u0103. <strong>Aolic\u0103<\/strong>, mam\u0103! S\u0103 te strecori \u00een apartament \u00ee\u021bi storcea ultima vlag\u0103. Hol \u00eengust, mai scurt dec\u00e2t apuc\u0103turile noastre de \u021beav\u0103, camere dispuse \u00eentr-o decomandare fistichie, cu u\u0219ile \u00eencrustate \u00een zid f\u0103r\u0103 nicio simetrie, cu dimensiuni propor\u021bionate ira\u021bional. Sufrageria la cap\u0103t lipit\u0103 de dormitor, deschidere l\u00e2ng\u0103 deschidere, acapar\u00e2nd toat\u0103 l\u0103\u021bimea holului. Dormitorul doi l\u00e2ng\u0103 buc\u0103t\u0103rie, fur\u00e2ndu-i acesteia un lat de u\u0219\u0103. Primul pe hol cu intrarea dispus\u0103 la diferen\u021b\u0103 de \u00eenc\u0103 o u\u0219\u0103 de a buc\u0103t\u0103riei. L\u00e2ng\u0103 el wc-ul. P\u0103trunde a\u0219adar cu sulul de 150 de kilograme \u00een vreo camer\u0103. \u0218i-n fiecare a\u021bine-te! C\u00e2te-o hurdubaie de sob\u0103 aproape de geam sau \u00een col\u021bul opus. Pozi\u021bion\u0103ri care <strong>anulau<\/strong> definitiv logica. Unde mai pui patul, unde o noptier\u0103, un scaun \u0219i un dulap pentru haine? Mas\u0103 sau birou de lucru pentru cel pu\u021bin un membru al familiei?<br \/>\n        B\u0103, uitucule, degeaba a c\u0103p\u0103tat statut de ora\u0219, e tot ca la \u021bar\u0103! Apartamente cu numele \u0219i cu forma, nicidecum concepute pentru adev\u0103ratul confort urban. Ce e \u0103la birou, ce s\u0103 fie acela \u0219ifonier? Vii, m\u0103n\u00e2nci o m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu lapte seara, aprinzi focul cu dou\u0103 surcele depozitate sub pat, te bagi \u00een plapum\u0103, dormi, te treze\u0219ti cu noaptea-n cap, \u00eenfuleci o \u021buic\u0103, pleci la CAP \u0219i te-ntorci disear\u0103. Altceva?<br \/>\n       Suluri&#8230;. Pentru cinci echipe de c\u00e2te doi a fost o bagatel\u0103. Am dotat etajele superioare \u00een c\u00e2teva ore. Cornel, nervos din fire, mai c\u0103 picase-n <strong>apatia<\/strong> tuturor. Terminasem mai devreme cu dou\u0103 ore. ,,Bre, se repede la \u0219eful se \u0219antier, da&#8217; noi am venit s\u0103 st\u0103m?\u201d ,,C\u0103ra\u021bi moloz. Cur\u0103\u021ba\u021bi pe casa sc\u0103rii \u0219i jos pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 schele.\u201d Care sus, care&#8230;. Eu jos. Colegi zelo\u0219i. Cu lope\u021bi cu m\u0103turi, cu g\u0103le\u021bi, st\u00e2rniser\u0103 un praf de nu se mai vedea om cu&#8230;. R\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103m noi \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2\u021biva. Nu le mai \u0219tiu zicerea. Lipoveni, machedoneni, ceva pe-acolo. C\u0103 \u00eentrebasem dintre muncitori. De ce stau dup\u0103 program. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg cum existau pe vremurile acelea unii c\u0103rora li se permitea s\u0103 lucreze \u00een plus, s\u0103 fie pl\u0103ti\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 aib\u0103 statut de particulari.<br \/>\n       Eu \u0219i Adrian jos, ei sus. Departe de schele. Cam doi metri. Nici cade, nici fere\u0219te. Ci nimere\u0219te. Care-o fi fost. Cornel, D&#8217;artagnian, am presupus. O lopat\u0103 de moloz deversat\u0103 de la etajul patru. Direct \u00een spinarea mea. Impact instantaneu cu solul. Parc\u0103 m\u0103 atinsese bomba nuclear\u0103. Sau maistrul militar beteag cu m\u00e2na-i ,,u\u0219oar\u0103\u201d. Am z\u0103cut c\u00e2teva secunde acolo, mai apoi url\u00e2nd: ,,B\u0103, care e\u0219ti, nu te ui\u021bi pe unde arunci? Nu <strong>anun\u021bi<\/strong>?\u201d Durere-n basc\u0103. Niciun ecou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A te anosti-i precum te-ai plictisi. Doar c\u0103-n armat\u0103-i prea pu\u021bin posibil. \u00cen stagiul militar cu plat\u0103. C\u0103r\u0103u\u0219ia noastr\u0103 de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9533"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9540,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9533\/revisions\/9540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}