{"id":9504,"date":"2020-07-02T12:03:27","date_gmt":"2020-07-02T09:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9504"},"modified":"2020-07-02T12:03:27","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T09:03:27","slug":"de-ai-nostri-viorel-dodan-ganduri-si-clipe-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9504","title":{"rendered":"De-ai no\u0219tri! – Viorel Dodan – G\u00e2nduri \u0219i clipe (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jurnal de vacan\u021b\u0103
\n \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, a venit \u0219i vacan\u021ba asta, bat-o vina! Au sc\u0103pat \u0219i copiii \u0103\u0219tia de stresul de la bac, iar p\u00e2n\u0103 la examenele de la facultate, se \u00eembulzesc spre mare c\u0103tre r\u0103coare \u0219i distrac\u021bie. Noi, \u0103\u0219tia mai maturi ne bucur\u0103m parc\u0103 mai tare ca ei de perioada concediului, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00een aer plute\u0219te un aer lejer de vacan\u021b\u0103.
\n Litoralul pare un p\u0103m\u00e2nt al f\u0103g\u0103duin\u021bei pentru locuitorii din restul \u021b\u0103rii. Suntem ademeni\u021bi cu oferte care mai de care mai atractive, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai putea avea impresia c\u0103 te po\u021bi relaxa chiar gratis la malul m\u0103rii. A\u0219a c\u0103, din acest motiv sau nu, cu banii aduna\u021bi cu trud\u0103 \u00eentr-un an de munc\u0103, orice rom\u00e2n \u00ee\u0219i ia familia, c\u0103\u021belul \u0219i purcelul \u0219i d\u0103 n\u0103val\u0103 pe litoral. Plin de entuziasm \u0219i cu n\u0103rile frem\u0103t\u00e2nd de mirosul libert\u0103\u021bii \u0219i al brizei m\u0103rii, \u00ee\u021bi biciuie\u0219ti caii-putere spre acest El Dorado de sezon. Ce mai conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu ai o destina\u021bie anume? Te descurci tu, ca orice rom\u00e2n! Le faci semne de victorie celor care se \u00eentorc plictisi\u021bi cu viteza melcului merg\u00e2nd bar\u0103 la bar\u0103, la podul de la Cernavod\u0103. \u00cen fa\u021ba ta drumul se a\u0219terne liber \u0219i te sim\u021bi \u0219mecher c\u0103 nu stai la coada aia de n\u0219pe kilometri.
\n C\u00e2nd ajungi aproape de Constan\u021ba, deja se simte briza m\u0103rii \u0219i \u021bi se pare c\u0103 nu mai ajungi odat\u0103. Consiliu de familie! Mergi la fi\u021be \u00een Mamaia, sau la ,,iefteneaua\u201d \u00een sud, la Vama-Veche, 2 Mai? Ca un cap de familie responsabil ce e\u0219ti, alegi, bine\u00een\u021beles, ,,iefteneaua\u201d! Nevasta sare cu gura: ,,Ce, degeaba am muncit un an \u00eentreg, s\u0103 merg la dou\u0103 stele \u00een Saturn sau Mangalia? Mergem la Mamaia! C\u0103 doar odat\u0103 pe an venim!\u201c Copilu\u2019 are \u0219i el dreptul la vot: ,,Tati, eu vreau la Neptun c\u0103 e supermi\u0219to. Acolo e via\u021ba adev\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 vin toate vedetele \u0219i poate ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim \u0219i cu B\u0103sescu s\u0103 facem o poz\u0103 cu el!\u201d Degeaba \u00eencerci s\u0103 explici c\u0103 v\u0103 pute\u021bi distra frumos \u0219i \u00een alte p\u0103r\u021bi unde e mai ieftin! Proteste! Argumente! Nervi! Copilu\u2019 pl\u00e2nge, nevasta comenteaz\u0103! Te enervezi \u0219i nu mai e\u0219ti atent la drum, a\u0219a c\u0103 e c\u00e2t pe-aci s\u0103 love\u0219ti un c\u00e2ine! Tragi pe dreapta \u0219i te calmezi.
\n Ai ajuns la r\u0103scruce de drumuri \u0219i dorin\u021be: la st\u00e2nga e mirajul Mamaia, la dreapta e via\u021ba adev\u0103rat\u0103 pentru copil iar mai \u00eencolo e lini\u0219tea pe care o cau\u021bi. \u00cen ultima clip\u0103 iei hot\u0103r\u00e2rea decisiv\u0103 pentru lini\u0219tea ta \u00een concediu: virezi la dreapta. Bomb\u0103neli de la nevast\u0103, strig\u0103te de victorie ale copilului, \u00een timp ce tu z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti misterios cu sub\u00een\u021beles\u2026 Un timp ai parte de lini\u0219te. Nevasta st\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i-\u021bi arunc\u0103 priviri \u00eencruntate pline de \u00een\u021belesuri, \u00een timp ce copilu\u2019 prive\u0219te pe geam satisf\u0103cut de hot\u0103r\u00e2rea pe care ai luat-o. Ce mai, e\u0219ti eroul lui! Tu ai \u00een continuare acel z\u00e2mbet pe fa\u021b\u0103\u2026 Ajungi \u00een Eforie-Nord\u2026 Nu opre\u0219ti. Eforie-Sud\u2026 Nu opre\u0219ti. Sim\u021bi privirile \u00eentreb\u0103toare ale familiei. Costine\u0219ti. Nu! Tot \u00eenainte! Copilu\u2019 se extaziaz\u0103, nevasta se \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103. Olimp\u2026 Neptun\u2026 Jupiter\u2026 Venus\u2026 Saturn\u2026 Mangalia.
\n Spui victorios: ,,Am ajuns!\u201d Nu auzi dec\u00e2t ni\u0219te morm\u0103ieli \u00eenfundate de ambele p\u0103r\u021bi. E\u0219ti fericit c\u0103 ai hot\u0103r\u00e2t ca un adev\u0103rat b\u0103rbat, cap de familie! Pe marginea drumului, particularii flutur\u0103 interesa\u021bi m\u0103nunchiuri de chei \u0219i cartoane cu ,,Cazare\u201d.
\n– C\u00e2t?
\n-120!
\n– Scump!
\n– Nu g\u0103si\u021bi mai ieftin \u0219i condi\u021bii ca la mine!
\n– S\u0103n\u0103tate!
\n Dup\u0103 2-3 ,,sonde\u201d \u0219i presat de vocalizele familiei, te \u00eendrep\u021bi c\u0103tre hoteluri. Dup\u0103 ce vezi mai multe stele galbene pe pere\u021bii diferitelor hoteluri \u0219i stele verzi \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor din cauza pre\u021burilor, faci supremul compromis pentru lini\u0219tea ta \u0219i a familiei. Dup\u0103 \u00eendelungi deliber\u0103ri, alegi un hotel de 3 stele. Debarci cu arme \u0219i bagaje \u00een holul hotelului \u0219i ai primele surprize. Dac\u0103 afar\u0103 era alb, frumos \u0219i modern, \u00een\u0103untru e belea! Recep\u021bionerul se uit\u0103 cu sictir la tine \u0219i ,,proteja\u021bii\u201d t\u0103i, m\u0103sur\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n picioare. V-a pus deja \u0219i eticheta: au venit \u021b\u0103ranii pe litoral! \u00cei arunci o privire ,,demn\u0103\u201d \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219ti arunc\u00e2ndu-i \u0219mechere\u0219te banii pe lemnul recep\u021biei. Prime\u0219ti \u00een schimb o cheie obosit\u0103 \u0219i un r\u00e2njet larg mestecat \u00eentre din\u021bi, o dat\u0103 cu ,,ciunga\u201d. Morm\u0103i ceva despre originile lui materne \u0219i abia mai apuci s\u0103-l auzi strig\u00e2ndu-\u021bi din mers c\u0103 ai \u0219i aer condi\u021bionat \u00een banii \u0103\u0219tia. Ca \u0219i cum \u021bi-ar fi f\u0103cut o favoare!
\n Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 liftul nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 . Tocmai s-a stricat! Ce mai conteaz\u0103! Urci bucuros pe sc\u0103ri cu toate bagajele p\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 4 din 6. Camera e acceptabil\u0103 dar, bine\u00een\u021beles e cu balconul pe partea opus\u0103 plajei. Disperat dai drumul la aerul condi\u021bionat. Ai vrea s\u0103 faci asta, dar consta\u021bi c\u0103 e doar de decor! Dar cine s\u0103 mai bage de seam\u0103 am\u0103nuntele astea? Ai ajuns la mare \u0219i asta e tot ce conteaz\u0103!
\n Dup\u0103 un timp de privit \u00een t\u0103cere pe geam, \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i discret o lacrim\u0103 inexistent\u0103, (teatru ieftin!) nevasta se declar\u0103 de acord cu alegerea ta \u0219i cu motivele pe baza c\u0103rora ai luat aceast\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2re. Dar mul\u021bumirea ei va fi \u0219i mai mare – zice ea – cu o condi\u021bie! Ochii-\u021bi sclipesc s\u0103lbatic g\u00e2ndindu-te care va fi ,,condi\u021bia\u201d ei\u2026
\n Dar nu ! G\u00e2ndurile ei nu coincid cu ale tale!… Vezi asta \u00een privirea ei mult prea seduc\u0103toare \u0219i \u0219tii c\u0103 dac\u0103 se uit\u0103 a\u0219a, nu vrea dec\u00e2t un singur lucru: o ,,partid\u0103\u201d prelungit\u0103 \u0219i extenuant\u0103 (doar pentru tine) de cump\u0103r\u0103turi\u2026 Copilu\u2019 afl\u0103 de la recep\u021bie c\u0103 \u00een zon\u0103 sunt ceva vedete din show-biz \u0219i e fericit! A\u0219a c\u0103 o zbughe\u0219te c\u0103tre plaj\u0103 dup\u0103 ce-\u0219i \u00eensu\u0219e\u0219te o oarecare sum\u0103 de bani din portofel.
\n Orgoliul t\u0103u de b\u0103rbat e lini\u0219tit \u0219i m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 ,,supu\u0219ii\u201d \u00ee\u021bi aduc ,,osanale\u201d precum unui zeu\u2026 R\u0103m\u00e2i singurel cu so\u021bia, tragi perdelele, \u00eencepi s\u0103 speri, s\u0103 speri\u2026 p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-\u021bi mai \u00eencapi \u00een slip de at\u00e2ta speran\u021b\u0103. Dar ,,speran\u021ba\u201d ta moare instantaneu(nu ultima!) c\u00e2nd ea te anun\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 e obosit\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 nu are chef de astfel de prostii. Dar are un chef nebun de un ,,maraton\u201d prin magazine, care sigur o va \u00eenveseli \u0219i \u00eenviora miraculos.
\n \u0218i uite-a\u0219a, intri \u00een rutina zilnic\u0103 specific\u0103 doar concediului: plaja de diminea\u021b\u0103, pr\u00e2nzul, plaja de dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103, plimbarea prin sta\u021biune, teras\u0103, parcuri de distrac\u021bie pentru \u0103sta micu\u2019 \u0219i aceste nelipsite, nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite \u0219i inevitabile \u0219edin\u021be de shopping pentru nevast\u0103. \u0218i tu cu ce te alegi? \u00cen mod sigur te alegi cu reflexul pavlovian \u00een care, de c\u00e2te ori \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti privirea plin\u0103 de \u00een\u021belesuri a consoartei, duci m\u00e2na la locul \u00een care se zbate ,,inima\u201d tot mai sl\u0103bit\u0103 a familiei, cardul\u2026 Te mai po\u021bi alege cu o bere-dou\u0103 seara la teras\u0103, plictisit \u0219i obosit dup\u0103 o zi plin\u0103, sau cu ni\u0219te priviri lungi \u0219i pe furi\u0219 dup\u0103 frumuse\u021bile feminine aproape dezbr\u0103cate ale plajelor. E at\u00e2t de pu\u021bin, dar c\u00e2t de intens tr\u0103ie\u0219ti clipa! Admiri s\u00e2ni de toate formele: obraznici, frem\u0103t\u00e2nd de via\u021b\u0103 sau obosi\u021bi \u0219i plictisi\u021bi de rutina vie\u021bii. Funduri apetisante bronzate sau albe ca spuma m\u0103rii\u2026Dar toate astea nu sunt pentru tine. ,,Cenzura\u201d e cu ochii pe tine: ,,Vasiiiile!! Ochii \u00eenainte! Numai \u00eenainte, Vasile!…
\n Resemnat, \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103-\u021bi bagi capul \u00een nisip \u0219i adormi. Visezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti naufragiat pe o insul\u0103 exotic\u0103, \u00eenconjurat de un trib de femei numai una \u0219i una\u2026 Una \u00ee\u021bi aduce fructe, alta \u00ee\u021bi face aer cu o frunz\u0103 de palmier, alta \u00ee\u021bi face masaj. Daaa! Ce mai masaj!… Frumoooos! O, yeah!… Dar nu e masaj, e nevasta care te \u00eenghionte\u0219te: ,,Vasile! Hai m\u0103, scoal’, c\u0103 tre\u2019 s\u0103 plec\u0103m! Se deschide trei\u0219optu\u2019 \u0103la!\u201d\u2026 \u0218i atunci \u00eei dai dreptate \u0103luia care a spus: ,,C\u0103snicia omoar\u0103 fantezia\u201d.
\n P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pentru visele proprii \u00ee\u021bi trebuie aprobare\u2026 \u0218tii c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 o nou\u0103 \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de shopping, \u00een care prive\u0219ti cu groaz\u0103 cum scad sumele de pe card, precum cotele apelor Dun\u0103rii la Isaccea\u2026 \u0218tii deja c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 noi \u021bipete ale copilului c\u0103 vrea aia\u2026 \u0219i aia\u2026 \u0219i acolo \u0219i dincolo\u2026 Dar nu conteaz\u0103! Te felici\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103 ai reu\u0219it s\u0103-\u021bi duci familia \u00een concediu la mare, z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti protector \u0219i plin de mul\u021bumire spun\u00e2nd \u00eentr-una: ,,Da, iubito!… Ai dreptate! \u00cehm!… Da, sigur!\u201d La \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103, nevasta \u00ee\u0219i va impresiona vecinele \u0219i prietenele cu bronzul ei, copilul se va l\u0103uda la prieteni cu ce-a f\u0103cut \u0219i ce-a v\u0103zut\u2026 Toat\u0103 lumea va fi mul\u021bumit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 din contul t\u0103u de card n-a mai r\u0103mas nimic \u0219i s-a ales praful \u0219i pulberea de agoniseala de peste an\u2026
\n La \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103, intri \u0219i tu \u00een r\u00e2ndul celor care merg \u00een coloan\u0103 bar\u0103 la bar\u0103, b\u0103tu\u021bi de soare \u0219i plictisi\u021bi. Concediul s-a terminat \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 intri deja \u00een rutina casnic\u0103, cu g\u00e2ndul la grijile zilnice, la datoriile casei care nu s-au achitat singure \u00een lipsa ta, la \u0219eful care de-abia te a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi dea mai mult de munc\u0103 fiindc\u0103 – deh! – e\u0219ti odihnit \u0219i cu for\u021be proaspete! E frumos \u00een concediu, nu-i a\u0219a?…
\n 21.07.2008 <\/p>\n

Micii, berea \u0219i iarba verde de acas\u0103
\n Fritz, un neam\u021b venit \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, prieten cu Marin \u0219i Vasile, b\u0103ie\u021bi sub\u021biri cu cefe groase, a fost martorul obicei-urilor noastre din perioada s\u0103rb\u0103torilor care tocmai au trecut. Marin \u0219i Vasile \u0219i-au l\u0103sat cu bucurie nevestele \u0219i copiii acas\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eendreapt\u0103 spre locul numit ,,iarb\u0103 verde\u201d\u2026
\n – Libertate, frateee! F\u0103r\u0103 nevesteeee! Beleaaa! Manelele url\u0103 \u00een boxele ,,rechinului\u201d, cum \u00eel alint\u0103 Vasile, de fapt un BMW ultimul tip. Aproape de locul de destina\u021bie, Fritz, care mai rupe pu\u021bin rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, g\u00e2nde\u0219te cu voce tare, privind pierdut prin geamurile fumurii:
\n – Voi rom\u00e2nii pute\u021bi spune c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 sunte\u021bi ferici\u021bi. Nu ave\u021bi at\u00e2tea reguli de respectat cum avem noi. – Ba avem, prietene! zice url\u00e2nd Vasile. Da\u2019 cine s\u0103 le impun\u0103? \u0218i mai ales cine s\u0103 le respecte? Ha, ha! Fritz vede mul\u021bimea de ma\u0219ini \u0219i g\u0103tare fumeg\u00e2nd din greu de o parte \u0219i de alta a drumului \u0219i se treze\u0219te din visare:
\n – Kan nicht! Nu se poate! Asemenea dezastru! Das is verboten\u2026 interzis s\u0103 face\u021bi feuer deschis la marginea wald\u2026 p\u0103durii, at\u00e2ta fum \u0219i zgomot? Nicht forster?…
\n – Auzi, b\u0103 Fritz? Pui cam multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri pentru un musafir! P\u0103i cine dracu\u2019 crezi c\u0103 are tupeu s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 puhoiului \u0103sta de oameni c\u0103 n-are voie s\u0103 fac\u0103 aia \u0219i aia \u0219i ailalt\u0103? Trebuie s\u0103 fie ori foarte prost, ori nebun s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta.
\n – \u00cen Germania nu voie facem a\u0219a ceva! Nicht! Noi face grill mic, plateste taxa, dupa aia face curatenie absoluten! Nicht abfall\u2026 gunoi! Noi plate\u0219te geldstrafe mult\u0103. Amend\u0103 mult\u0103\u2026 Oriunde \u00een lume se procedeaz\u0103 a\u0219a…
\n – Marine, opre\u0219te, b\u0103, colo, c\u0103 m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 Fritz \u0103sta cu figurile lui! Bag\u0103-te \u00eentre fraierii \u0103ia, c\u0103 o s\u0103 plece ei singuri c\u00e2nd om b\u0103ga maxim \u00een boxe! A\u0219aaaa! La o parte c\u0103 vine rechinuuu\u2019\u2026 \u0219eptaruuu! Deci, Fran\u021b\u2026 pot s\u0103-\u021bi zic prietene?
\n – Ja !\u2026
\n – M\u0103 la\u0219i cu regulile voastre? \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd aici nu e\u0219ti ,,oriunde \u00een lume\u201d, da? S\u0103-\u021bi fie clar! Aici e\u0219ti \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ,,The land of choice\u201d, a\u0219a c\u0103 avem de ales s\u0103 facem ce vrem, cum vrem, pe unde vrem\u2026 Auzi, la el! Tax\u0103! Numa\u2019 fraierii pl\u0103te\u0219te tax\u0103, b\u0103! Pentru b\u0103ie\u021bii fini ca noi e gratis toate! \u0218i apoi s-ar duce dracu\u2019 tot ,,fun\u201d-ul dac\u0103 nu la\u0219i m\u0103car un semn c\u0103 ai fost pe-aicea! Ia du-te tu p\u00e2n\u0103 la copacu\u2019 \u0103la de colo!… \u0102la\u2026 A\u0219a\u2026 Ce scrie pe el?… A?
\n – M+V= Friends\u2026Was ist das?
\n – Nici un vasistdas, b\u0103! Asta, prietene, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am mai fost aici! Adic\u0103 Marin \u0219i Vasile sunt preteni\u2026 Nu, Marine?
\n – A\u0219a-i, Vasile, s\u0103 moar\u0103 calu\u2019 lu\u2019 Napoleon! Esteeee! Se \u0219tie!
\n – Was sagen? Ce spune?…
\n -Zice c\u0103 a\u0219a e\u2026
\n – Was?…
\n – Zice c\u0103\u2026 Marine, d\u0103 dracu\u2019 muzica aia mai \u00eencet c\u0103 nu-l aud p\u0103 fraieru\u2019 \u0103sta! B\u0103, n-auzi?!… Fi-\u021bi-ar Salamu\u2019 \u0219i Gu\u021b\u0103-ai dracu\u2019!\u2026. A\u0219a, b\u0103! S\u0103 ne-n\u021belegem oleac\u0103 cu \u0103sta\u2026 Zice c\u0103 a\u0219a e. Suntem prieteni.
\n – Bine, dar nu verboten la voi distruge\u021bi copacii, natu-ra? S\u0103 face\u021bi at\u00e2ta fum… poluare\u2026
\n – Deci, prietene! Noi rom\u00e2nii avem o vorb\u0103: ,,Codru-i frate cu rom\u00e2nu\u2019!\u201d A\u0219a c\u0103 nu se sup\u0103r\u0103 dac\u0103-i mai rupem c\u00e2te o creang\u0103, dou\u0103 sau un copac-doi, a\u0219a ca-ntre fra\u021bi\u2026 Ha, ha, ha! Iar cu fumu\u2019\u2026 S\u0103 zice\u021bi mersi \u0103\u0219tia\u2026 civiliza\u021bii, c\u0103 cu fumu\u2019 nostru mai peticim gaura aia de ozon\u2026 \u0218i unde mai pui c\u0103 peticul \u0103la mai miroase \u0219i a mici, c\u00e2rna\u021bi, pulpe de pui, pe\u0219te\u2026 Hai c\u0103-mi plou\u0103-n gur\u0103! Ia mai bag-o bere, c\u0103 doar nu ne-ntoarcem cu ele acas\u0103!… S\u0103 profit\u0103m c\u0103 nu ne trage nimeni de aten\u021bie c\u0103 bem prea mult! Ce-ai r\u0103mas, b\u0103 a\u0219a?… Ia \u0219i bag\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai apuci dac\u0103 te mai g\u00e2nde\u0219ti mult!… Marine, ce-are \u0103sta b\u0103? B\u0103, Fritz, zi, b\u0103 ceva!
\n – Mein got! Wunderbar!…
\n – Vasile! Ce zice \u0103sta, b\u0103?
\n – Nu \u0219tiu, Marine, s\u0103 moar\u0103 mama!… B\u0103! Te ia dracu\u2019 dac\u0103 ne-njuri, auzi? Scot b\u00e2ta din ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i-\u021bi dau de sari\u2026 La ce te holbezi, b\u0103, fi-\u021bi-ar ochelarii de r\u00e2s\u2026?
\n – Fraulein\u2026 Gutten morgen! Wie geht es dir? \u2026
\n – B\u0103, stai dracu\u2019 potol! Ce, \u021bi s-a pus pata pe aia? Fritz, tat\u0103! Vreau s\u0103 pleci s\u0103n\u0103tos de-acilea de la noi! N-o mai arde \u00een nem\u021be\u0219te cu ea c\u0103 nu \u0219tie de-astea! D\u0103-i cu spaniol\u0103, italian\u0103, francez\u0103\u2026 de-astea, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci o treab\u0103. De nevoie merge \u0219i oleac\u0103 de englez\u0103\u2026 Sau, mai sigur bag\u0103 limba gimnastic\u0103, c\u0103 p-asta sigur o \u00een\u021belege! Arat\u0103-i semnu\u2019 \u0103la universal\u2026 \u0218tii tu!
\n – Wunderbar! Ja! – B\u0103, am glumit! Stai aci c\u0103 te umpli de carcalaci\u2026 Mimozo! Pleac\u0103, f\u0103, de-acilea c\u0103-mi strici chefu\u2019 \u0219i impresia str\u0103inilor despre noi. Du-te la altu\u2019 c\u0103 \u0103sta e obiectiv strategic\u2026 Au! \u0218ase!… Poli\u021baii!… \u2019Tr\u0103i\u021bi, \u0219efuuu!… Un mic, o bere?… (printre din\u021bi): \u2018R-a\u021bi ai dracu\u2019 de nasoi!
\n – Die polizei! Probleme? Geldstrafe\u2026 Amenda?
\n – B\u0103, da\u2019 speria\u021bi mai sunte\u021bi voi, nem\u021bii! Cine s\u0103 dea amend\u0103? Poli\u021bia? E \u0219i ei de-ai no\u0219tri, b\u0103ie\u021bi sub\u021biri. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 un mic colo, o bere dincolo c\u0103 e \u0219i ei oameni, ce dracu\u2019! B\u0103, Marine! Mai vorbe\u0219te \u0219i tu cu \u0103sta c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 doare m\u00e2inile de at\u00e2tea vorbe \u0219i explica\u021bii.
\n – Deh, b\u0103, Vasile! Dac\u0103 te-ai dat de\u0219tept, ce s\u0103-\u021bi fac? Nu l-ai adus tu? Tu s\u0103 ai grija lui!…
\n – Iote la \u0103ia, m\u00e2nca-\u021bi-a\u0219! A dat fumu\u2019 p\u0103 noi! B\u0103\u0103! \u021aine\u021bi-v\u0103 fumu\u2019 la voi acolo c\u0103 v\u0103 ia mama dracu\u2019! Fraierilor! \u0218i Marin r\u00e2g\u00e2ie m\u00e2ndru nevoie-mare b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-se pe burt\u0103, plin de satisfac\u021bie c\u0103 fraierii au mutat fumul \u00een alt\u0103 parte\u2026
\n Seara coboar\u0103 \u00eencet pe nesim\u021bite peste nesim\u021bi\u021bi, iar h\u0103rm\u0103laia de la marginea p\u0103durii se stinge \u0219i ea. \u00cen aer mai persist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 miros de fum, mici \u0219i c\u00e2rna\u021bi ar\u0219i. Una c\u00e2te una, bar\u0103 la bar\u0103, ma\u0219inile se aliniaz\u0103 pe drumul de \u00eentoarcere. Petrec\u0103re\u021bii fluier\u0103, url\u0103 \u0219i vomit\u0103 prin geamurile ma\u0219inilor, lu\u00e2ndu-\u0219i astfel ,,la revedere\u201d de la gunoaiele l\u0103sate cu generozitate \u00een urm\u0103. Fritz, se uit\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 \u0219i zice ca pentru el: ,,Drace! \u0218i totu\u0219i, unde a fost aerul curat, lini\u0219tea \u0219i verdea\u021ba pentru care am venit aici? Frumoas\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia! P\u0103cat c\u0103 e locuit\u0103!\u201d
\n03.05.2010 <\/p>\n

Marea dezam\u0103gire na\u021bional\u0103
\n Dezam\u0103gire, numele t\u0103u e ,,na\u021bionala Rom\u00e2niei\u201d! La ora c\u00e2nd scriu aceste r\u00e2nduri, aven-tura na\u021bionalei Rom\u00e2niei la Euro 2008 s-a terminat! \u0218i s-a terminat prost, printr-o eliminare din aceast\u0103 competi\u021bie. Doamne, c\u00e2te speran\u021be ne pusesem \u00een ,,b\u0103ie\u021bii no\u0219tri\u201d! Visam c\u0103 jucam cu Spania \u00een ,,sferturi\u201d! Ne vedeam deja \u00een final\u0103, dac\u0103 nu chiar campioni europeni\u2026 \u0218i c\u00e2nd ne-am trezit, ce s\u0103 vezi? Nici nu trecusem de grupe ! Ce ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne dup\u0103 visul \u0103sta?
\n Nu ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t o mare deziluzie (a c\u00e2ta oare?) \u0219i un gust amar dup\u0103 acest e\u0219ec \u0218i aceast\u0103 deziluzie este cu at\u00e2t mai mare, cu c\u00e2t ni se crease impresia c\u0103, totu\u0219i, ne putem califica chiar \u0219i cu 2 puncte(?!). Se f\u0103ceau o mul\u021bime de calcule \u0219i variante de calificare, chiar pre\u0219edintele federa\u021biei era \u00eencrez\u0103tor \u0219i a rezervat hotelul pentru urm\u0103torul meci. Ceea ce eu nu \u00een\u021beleg, e cum se pot face aceste calcule pe seama altora: c\u0103 Olanda va juca cu rezervele \u0219i c\u0103 nu are interesul s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 Italia sau Fran\u021ba \u00een ,,sferturi\u201d \u0219i deci va juca mai relaxat, fiind deja calificat\u0103. C\u0103 Italia \u0219i Fran\u021ba vor face ,,egal\u201d \u0219i astfel noi vom merge \u00een sferturi dac\u0103 vom face egal sau chiar vom bate Olanda, m\u0103car cu 1-0. \u00cen calculele oficialilor \u0219i antrenorilor, varianta victoriei \u00een meciul cu Olanda, nu era dec\u00e2t o ,,eventualitate\u201d, o variant\u0103 de rezerv\u0103\u2026 Ca simplu suporter, oric\u00e2t de neinteresat ai fi de acest fenomen fotbalistic, nu poate s\u0103 nu te doar\u0103 acest e\u0219ec, nu se poate s\u0103 nu sim\u021bi acel gust amar al \u00eenfr\u00e2ngerii \u0219i sentimentul de ,,looser\u201d care \u00eel \u00eenso\u021be\u0219te. Dup\u0103 ce ai sperat cu toat\u0103 fiin\u021ba ta c\u0103 vom merge c\u00e2t mai departe de grupe, dup\u0103 ce ai suferit la fiecare faz\u0103, la fiecare ratare \u0219i te-ai bucurat la singurul gol al echipei, \u00een final cu ce te alegi? Cu speran\u021be zadarnice, iluzii de\u0219arte, am\u0103giri\u2026 Impresia mea de suporter e c\u0103 juc\u0103torii no\u0219tri au intrat pe teren cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 vor juca la ,,mica ciupeal\u0103\u201d, f\u0103r\u0103 nici o urm\u0103 de ambi\u021bie de a juca cu adev\u0103rat ceea ce ar fi trebuit \u00een aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie. Au intrat cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 ,,poate merge \u0219i-a\u0219a\u201d\u2026 Asta \u00een condi\u021biile \u00een care ar fi trebuit s\u0103 joace doar pentru o victorie, singura care ne-ar fi fost de folos \u0219i ne-ar fi scutit de acele calcule nenorocite\u2026 Am v\u0103zut, astfel din nou, acea diferen\u021b\u0103 nenorocit\u0103 de mentalitate. \u0218i n-ar fi vorba numai de mentalitatea de profesionist, ci \u0219i de aceea a unui \u00eentreg popor, mentalitatea specific\u0103 a noastr\u0103 a rom\u00e2nilor. S-a v\u0103zut astfel, c\u0103 nou\u0103 ne lipse\u0219te acea mentalitate de \u00eenving\u0103tor \u0219i \u00eencrederea \u00een for\u021bele proprii.
\n Asta \u00een timp ce olandezii au jucat conecta\u021bi cu adev\u0103rat la miza partidei, demonstr\u00e2nd c\u0103 au chiar dou\u0103 echipe la fel de valoroase, chiar dac\u0103 una e format\u0103 doar din rezerve. \u0218i mai ales, au demonstrat c\u0103 m\u00e2ndria lor \u0219i mentalitatea nu le permite s\u0103 aplece urechea la ,,sugestiile\u201d noastre de a face un ,,parteneriat\u201d\u2026 \u00cen schimb, noi ne f\u0103ceam planuri idioate doar pe h\u00e2rtie \u0219i \u00een imagina\u021bia noastr\u0103, umfl\u00e2ndu-ne \u00een pene de m\u00e2ndrie c\u0103 am f\u0103cut ,,egaluri\u201d cu campioana \u0219i vicecampioana mondial\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 suntem favori\u021bii caselor de pari-uri\u2026 Juc\u0103torii au pierdut o ocazie unic\u0103 de a \u00eenvinge Fran\u021ba c\u00e2nd au avut ocazia, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i ei erau atunci mai ,,varz\u0103\u201d dec\u00e2t noi, ceea ce s-a v\u0103zut mai apoi, fiind pe ultimul loc \u00een grup\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 juc\u0103torii de azi ai na\u021bionalei vor mai avea vreodat\u0103 \u00een timpul vie\u021bii lor fotbalistice ocazia asta, s\u0103 prind\u0103 Fran\u021ba \u00eentr-o form\u0103 at\u00e2t de proast\u0103. La fel cum nu se vor mai \u00eent\u00e2lni cu situa\u021bia din meciul cu Italia… Dar, \u00een stilul tradi\u021bional rom\u00e2nesc, cum ne st\u0103 bine nou\u0103, rom\u00e2nilor, atunci c\u00e2nd am avut o situa\u021bie favorabil\u0103 ne-am b\u0103tut joc de ea. Ar fi fost acum momentul acestei a\u0219a-zise ,,genera\u021bii Mutu-Chivu\u201d de a se afirma cu adev\u0103rat \u0219i de a confirma valoarea lor\u2026 De altfel, valoarea s-a v\u0103zut, Mutu rat\u00e2nd un penalty poate decisiv, iar Chivu a jucat lamentabil \u00een meciul cu Olanda\u2026 \u0218i culmea neputin\u021bei, ne-am dat singuri capete \u00een gur\u0103, vezi cazul R\u0103doi\u2026 Un motiv \u00een plus pentru o mare realizare a lor la acest Euro, ar fi \u0219i faptul c\u0103 timpul nu st\u0103 pe loc \u0219i la urm\u0103torul eveniment de genul acesta, unii vor avea ni\u0219te ani \u00een plus, care vor c\u00e2nt\u0103ri greu \u00een presta\u021bia lor. Sau chiar ar putea fi un motiv de a se scuza \u00een cazul unor alte e\u0219ecuri\u2026 Acum nu ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103 facem ceea ce \u0219tim mai bine, adic\u0103 s\u0103 ne autoflagel\u0103m, s\u0103 ne pl\u00e2ngem \u00een pumni c\u0103 acum n-am avut noroc, dar c\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea ocazie vom ,,rupe\u201d tot ce ne va sta \u00een cale. Ne vom comp\u0103timi \u0219i ne vom consola ca de obicei, de la antrenor p\u00e2n\u0103 la juc\u0103tori, dup\u0103 principiul ,,capra vecinului\u201d compar\u00e2ndu-ne cu francezii care au ie\u0219it \u0219i mai r\u0103u din aceast\u0103 competi\u021bie. \u00cen mod tipic rom\u00e2nesc, unii \u00ee\u0219i vor turna cenu\u0219\u0103-n cap, vor c\u0103uta scuze \u0219i explica\u021bii pentru aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie. \u0218i ca de obicei, al\u021bii sunt de vin\u0103 pentru e\u0219ecuri \u0219i nimeni nu e vinovat, nimeni nu-\u0219i asum\u0103 r\u0103spunderea. Iar noi, suporterii trebuie s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegem \u0219i s\u0103 iert\u0103m, s\u0103 mai d\u0103m o \u0219ans\u0103 acestei genera\u021bii \u0219i antrenorului ei, s\u0103 credem \u00een continuitate \u0219i omogenitatea lotului, etc, etc\u2026 Vor urma talk-show-ri tv. care vor dezbate \u00eentr-un mod aproape masochist aceast\u0103 \u00eenfr\u00e2ngere, r\u0103sucind \u0219i mai mult cu\u021bitul \u00een ran\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103c\u00e2nd din asta o adev\u0103rat\u0103 ,,filozofie a \u00eenfr\u00e2ngerii\u201d \u0219i teoria lui ,,ce-ar fi fost dac\u0103\u201d\u2026 \u0218tim deja ce vom auzi \u00een urm\u0103toarea perioad\u0103\u2026
\n Dar ce-ar fi omul, dac\u0103 n-ar fi uitarea? Aceasta \u0219i trecerea timpului vor \u00eenchide \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i aceste r\u0103ni ale m\u00e2ndriei noastre na\u021bionale, vom uita aceste dezam\u0103giri \u0219i inevitabil vom spera din nou. Vom porni la drum din nou c\u0103tre un alt campionat (oare?), cu noi speran\u021be \u0219i iluzii, a\u0219a cum \u00eei st\u0103 bine unui suporter adev\u0103rat. Vom tr\u0103i din nou, poate peste ani, chinurile vreunei noi calific\u0103ri pe muchie de cu\u021bit \u0219i \u0219ov\u0103ielile unei noi genera\u021bii de fotbali\u0219ti, alta dec\u00e2t asta de acum\u2026. Dar noi, cei de azi, vom fi prea b\u0103tr\u00e2ni ca s\u0103 ne mai intereseze la fel de mult un banal meci de fotbal\u2026
\n18.06.2008 <\/p>\n

Protest
\n Luuumeeee, luuumeeee! S\u0103 \u0219tie tot poporu\u2019 \u0219\u00ee s\u0103 ia aminte! C\u0103 fi\u2019nc\u0103 hitalie-nii ne-a sup\u0103rat tare, da\u2019 tare de tot, c\u0103 nu ne las\u0103 s\u0103 tr\u0103im \u0219\u00ee noi p\u0103 c\u00e2rca lor, noi, \u0103\u0219tia imigra\u021bii din Hitalia v\u0103 d\u0103m d\u0103 \u0219tire vou\u0103!
\n \u0102\u0219tia care a\u021bi r\u0103mas \u00een \u021bar\u0103 \u0219\u00ee ne-a\u021bi l\u0103sat p\u0103 noi singuri s\u0103 ne bat\u0103 carabinierii, f\u0103ce\u021bi grev\u0103, fra\u021bilor! Adic\u0103 nu mai m\u00e2nca\u021bi, b\u0103, pizza, paste,\u2026 de-alea! Nu v\u0103 mai cump\u0103ra\u021bi, b\u0103, haine d\u0103 la Armani \u0103la, d\u0103 la Gucci, \u0103\u0219tia, c\u0103 e to\u021bi hitalieni! Nu v\u0103 mai cump\u0103ra\u021bi Ferariuri, Fiaturi, Lam-borghiniuri, L\u0103ncii, de-alea, de-alea\u2026 c\u0103 \u0219\u00ee alea e tot d\u00een cizm\u0103. S\u0103 moar\u0103 macaronarii d\u0103 necaz \u0219\u00ee s\u0103 dea falement. \u0218\u00ee nu mai veni\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 holba\u021bi la gr\u0103mada aia d\u0103 petre care cic\u0103 e coloseumu\u2019, sau la pere\u021bii d\u00e2n capela sextin\u0103, m\u00e2nca-v-a\u0219 ! \u0218\u00ee vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 mai z\u00eec ceva? Toate e na\u0219pa! Turnu\u2019 \u0103la din\u2026 Piza mamii lor nici nu e a\u0219a de \u00eentr-o parte cum z\u00eece ei \u0219\u00ee nici p\u0103 columna aia lu bunicu\u2019 Traian nu e rom\u00e2ni\u2026 c\u0103 m-am uitat io bine \u0219\u00ee n-am v\u0103z\u2019t niciunu\u2019. Era unii, p\u2019acolo, da\u2019 nu era d\u2019ai no\u0219tri! C\u0103 noi ne-am s\u0103turat d\u0103 mascal\u021bonii \u0103\u0219tia d\u0103 hitalieni! Da\u2019 ce le-am f\u0103cut noi? C\u0103 tr\u0103iam \u0219\u00ee noi, acolo, cum puteam. Mai furam un portofel, mai un bancomat, mai o cer\u0219eal\u0103, mai o feti\u021b\u0103, un pe\u0219te\u2026.tr\u0103iam \u0219\u00ee noi ca b\u0103ie\u021bii. A spus j\u00e2gniri despre noi \u0219\u00ee noi suntem s\u0103nsibili \u0219\u00ee aceste cuvinte ne doare. Care noi, de la Traian \u0103la al lor am fost ca fra\u021bii\u2026 sau veri\u2026 ce dracu\u2019 om fi ! \u0218\u2019acuma ei s\u0103 ne dea afar\u0103 d\u0103 la ei d\u00een \u021bar\u0103!? Aceste lucruri nu ne place! Da\u2019 nu ne place d\u0103loc!
\n C\u0103 ce s\u0103 plec\u0103m noi \u00een \u021bar\u0103? E drepturili omuli care z\u00e2ce c\u0103 avem voie s\u0103 ne plimb\u0103m c\u00e2nd vrea mu\u0219chii no\u0219tri \u0219\u00ee s\u0103 fur\u0103m d\u0103 unde e buzunarili mai groase! C\u0103 noi nu suntem d\u2019\u0103ia care munce\u0219te cinstit! \u0102ia e \u0103ia fraierii care vine s\u0103 munceasc\u0103! Nici nu vorbim cu ei, c\u0103 cic\u0103 ei e domni \u0219\u00ee st\u0103 cu nasu\u2019 p\u0103 sus! P\u2019\u0103ia s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 acas\u0103, nu p\u0103 noi! C\u0103 din cauza la ei \u2018ce \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 n-are ei d\u0103 lucru!
\n Domnu\u2019 pre\u0219edinte, domnu\u2019 prim ministru, domnu\u2019 Cioroianu\u2026 bre oameni buni, m\u00e2nca-v-a\u0219! F\u0103ce\u021bi alde matale ceva ca s\u0103 nu ne u\u0219uiasc\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia, bre ! C\u0103 dac\u0103 nu f\u0103ce\u021bi ceva, noi nu \u0219tim ce f\u0103cem! \u0218\u00ee dac\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, ne urc\u0103m derect pe Palatu\u2019 \u0218parlamentuli \u0219\u00ee nu ne d\u0103m jos cu toat\u0103 poli\u021bia lu\u2019 nea David! S\u0103 n-avem parte de ce-avem mai scump p\u0103 lumea asta!\u2026 S\u0103-i coac\u0103 m\u00e2na \u0103luia care o scrie h\u00e2rtiili alea d\u0103 espulzare \u0219\u00ee s\u0103 dea benga-n el! Haoleoo !…
\n18.11.2007 <\/p>\n

Scrisoarea aceea\u2026
\nLa un semn, un om de altul, leg\u00e2nd vot de vot, se leag\u0103
\n\u0218i-n sunet de megafoane se treze\u0219te-o \u021bar\u0103-ntreag\u0103;
\nMor\u021bi demult, pleca\u021bi din \u021bar\u0103, inexisten\u021bi, \u0219i stafii
\nVin de-ntunec\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul s\u0103-\u0219i dea votul pe h\u00e2rtii;
\nR\u0103sp\u00e2ndindu-se \u00een roiuri, se \u00eentind \u00een \u0219iruri mari…
\nA\u0219tept\u00e2nd prin g\u0103ri \u0219i sec\u021bii s\u0103 voteze pentru bani.
\nIat\u0103 vine-un sol de pace c-un sondaj \u00een v\u00e2rf de b\u0103\u021b.
\nB\u0103sescu, privind la d\u00e2nsul, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cu dispre\u021b:
\n– Ce vrei tu?
\n– Noi? Bun\u0103 pace! \u0218i sunt tare sup\u0103rat,
\nM-a trimis la tine Geoan\u0103 ca s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 ai tri\u0219at.
\nLa palat deschis\u0103-i calea \u0219i-i un zgomot ca la cort
\nVine unu-nalt, sub\u021bire \u0219i mai palid ca un mort
\n– Tu e\u0219ti Mircea?
\n– Da, Traiane!
\n– Te-am chemat s\u0103 mi te-nchini,
\nDe nu, \u00ee\u021bi distrug partidul \u0219i v\u0103 dau pe to\u021bi la c\u00e2ini.
\n– Orice g\u00e2nd ai azi Traiane, \u0219i oricum ai c\u00e2\u0219tigat,
\nNu te bucura prea tare, fiindc\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 ai tri\u0219at.
\nDespre partea \u00eenchin\u0103rii \u00eens\u0103, trebe s\u0103 m\u0103 ier\u021bi;
\nDar de-acu vor fi motive cu noi to\u021bi ca s\u0103 te cer\u021bi,
\nOri vei vrea s\u0103 faci \u00eentoars\u0103 de pe-acuma a ta cale,
\n\u0218i s\u0103 pleci de bun\u0103voie, pe urmele flotei tale…
\nDe-o fi una, de-o fi alta… N-o s\u0103 st\u0103m ca ni\u0219te boi,
\nS\u0103 privim la rezultatul pe care-l f\u0103cur\u0103\u021bi voi.
\n– Cum? C\u00e2nd calea mi-e deschis\u0103, a privi g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 pot
\nCa dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta lupt\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103-mpiedic de-un netot?
\nO, tu nici visezi, b\u0103i Mircea, c\u00e2\u021bi \u00een cale mi s-au pus!
\nC\u00e2\u021bi au vrut ca s\u0103 mi-o trag\u0103, dar la to\u021bi le-am dat-o sus,
\nTo\u021bi mogulii, Hrebenciucii, ce-n partidul t\u0103u se-adun\u0103
\nAu vrut s\u0103 m\u0103-ndep\u0103rteze \u0219i de zece ori pe lun\u0103.
\n \u00cembr\u0103ca\u021bi cu haine Gucci, chiar \u0219i cavaleri din Ialta,
\nFelix cu-ale lui antene, puse una peste alta,
\nTrusturile adunat-au contra unul singur care
\n\u00cen turbarea-mi furtunoas\u0103 am f\u0103cut o fraudare.
\nN-am avut dec\u00e2t cu ochiul ori cu m\u00e2na semn a face,
\n\u0218i sistemul \u00ee\u0219i \u00eempinse toate neamurile-ncoace;
\nPentru-a noastr\u0103 biruin\u021b\u0103 se mi\u0219car\u0103-n r\u00e2uri-r\u00e2uri,
\nDin cavouri r\u0103scolite, ori momite cu rachiuri;
\nZguduind din pace-ad\u00e2nc\u0103 ale \u021b\u0103rii proaste drumuri,
\n\u0218i umfl\u00e2nd tot procentajul cu-ale noastre zeci de ,,tunuri\u201d,
\nLa Paris v\u0103zut-ai c\u00e2te voturi eu am str\u00e2ns
\nCa s\u0103-\u021bi steie \u00eenainte \u0219i ca s\u0103 te v\u0103d \u00eenvins.
\nC\u00e2nd v\u0103zui a lor procente, c\u00e2t\u0103 frunz\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 iarb\u0103,
\nCu o ur\u0103 ne-mp\u0103cat\u0103 mi-am \u0219optit atunci \u00een barb\u0103,
\nAm jurat ca peste tine s\u0103 trec falnic, f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103s,
\n\u0218i \u00een studio la V\u00e2ntu tot n\u0103duful s\u0103 mi-l v\u0103rs…
\nIar \u00een marea-mi bucurie te-a\u0219 fi pocnit c-un ciomag
\nDe nu te-ai fi ascuns, vai \u021bie! dup\u0103 un mo\u0219neag.
\n– Un mo\u0219neag, da, b\u0103i Traiane!, dar mo\u0219neagul ce prive\u0219ti
\nNu e om de r\u00e2nd, el fuse-odat\u0103 ,,domnul\u201d \u021a\u0103rii Rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti.
\nEu nu \u021bi-a\u0219 dori vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 ne cuno\u0219ti,
\nChiar dac\u0103 de data asta am p\u0103rut c\u0103 suntem pro\u0219ti.
\n\u0218i nu vreau ca s\u0103 m\u0103 laud, \u0219i nici s\u0103 te \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt,
\nDar cur\u00e2nd vom fi cu to\u021bii doar o ap\u0103 \u0219i-un p\u0103m\u00e2nt.
\nTe f\u0103le\u0219ti c\u0103 \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 r\u0103sturnat-ai valv\u00e2rtej
\nIluzii poleite-n aur de strategii mei viteji?
\nTu te lauzi c\u0103 sistemul \u00eenainte \u021bi s-a pus?…
\nCe-i m\u00e2na pe ei \u00een lupt\u0103, ce avut-au ei de spus?
\n\u021aara voiau s\u0103 \u021bi-o smulg\u0103 de pe m\u00e2na ta de fier,
\nA puterii biruin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103ta orice cavaler. Eu?
\n\u00cemi ap\u0103r c\u0103snicia \u0219i gre\u0219elile \u0219i clanul…
\n\u0218i de-aceea-ntreaga \u021bar\u0103, mai ales Felix motanul,
\n \u00cemi e prieten numai mie, iar\u0103 \u021bie du\u0219man este,
\nDu\u0219m\u0103nit vei fi Traiane, f\u0103r-a prinde chiar de veste;
\nOm fi pro\u0219ti, dar iubirea de ciolan,
\nNu se mai \u00eenfioreaz\u0103 de-a ta fraud\u0103, Traian!
\n\u0218i abia plec\u0103 b\u0103iatul… Ce mai fream\u0103t, ce mai zbucium!
\n\u021aara se-ndrepta spre urne adunat\u0103 de prin c\u00e2rciumi
\nMerg spre sec\u021bii speciale mii de capete pletoase,
\nMii de fe\u021be lucitoare stau \u00een umbre-ntunecoase;
\nActivi\u0219tii umplu \u021bara \u0219i roiesc ca la un semn
\n\u0218i \u00een goana dup\u0103 voturi fug cu sc\u0103rile de lemn,
\nDe afi\u0219e vor s\u0103 umple fa\u021ba negrului p\u0103m\u00e2nt,
\nFe\u021be lungi ne r\u00e2d \u00een soare, benere se-ntind \u00een v\u00e2nt,
\n\u0218i panouri de reclam\u0103 ca \u00een ziua de armindeni,
\nRa\u021biunea-ntunec\u00e2nd-o, vin minciuni de pretutindeni,
\nH\u0103h\u0103ite-n nesim\u021bire sau citite de pe foaie…
\nRom\u00e2nia este ast\u0103zi doar un strig\u0103t de b\u0103taie.
\n\u00cen zadar strigau \u00eentr-una unii c-ar fi fraudare,
\nFurtul se \u00eentinde falnic tot mai mare \u0219i mai mare;
\n\u00cen zadar diasporenii se adun\u0103 ca o oaste,
\nSunt huli\u021bi de cei din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i din coaste,
\nFrun\u021bi se clatin\u0103 uimite tot privind la b\u0103t\u0103lie;
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd cum electoratul d\u0103 semne de nebunie,
\n\u00cen genunchi c\u0103deau strategii, colo scorul se r\u0103stoarn\u0103,
\nCurg procentele \u00een valuri, care \u0219uier\u0103, se toarn\u0103
\n\u0218i, privind cum se afund\u0103 \u00een sondaje pesedeul,
\nPe p\u0103m\u00e2nt lor li se pare c\u0103 se n\u0103ruie tot cerul…
\nMircea \u00eensu\u0219i pune-n fapt\u0103 tactica de contestare,
\nCare vine, vine, vine, calc\u0103 votul \u00een picioare;
\n\u00cenjur\u00e2nd soseau cu sacii transpira\u021bii \u0219efi de sec\u021bii,
\nPrintre lacrimi de ru\u0219ine spun\u00e2nd to\u021bi acelea\u0219i lec\u021bii;
\nRisipite se-mpr\u0103\u0219tie a votan\u021bilor \u0219iraguri,
\nCu priviri b\u0103nuitoare merg \u00eencet pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 garduri.
\nCa potop ce pr\u0103p\u0103de\u0219te, ca o mare agitat\u0103,
\nDup\u0103 vot, societatea e-n jumate divizat\u0103.
\nAcea zi nefericit\u0103, c\u00e2t am stat cu votu-n m\u00e2n\u0103,
\nA f\u0103cut de r\u00e2s amarnic, toat\u0103 na\u021bia rom\u00e2n\u0103.
\n14.08.2010 <\/p>\n

Trecutul… la timpul prezent
\n S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 toate posturile tv. si-au adus aminte c\u0103 unul din trecutele personaje ale istoriei noastre recente, tovar\u0103\u0219ul Nicolae Ceau\u0219escu, ar fi \u00eemplinit 90 de ani. \u0218i chiar cred c\u0103 l-am fi s\u0103rb\u0103torit \u0219i azi dac\u0103 lucrurile ar fi mers conform ,,planului cincinal\u201d. Evenimentul aproape c\u0103 a eclipsat total s\u0103rb\u0103toarea zilei Unirii.
\n Domnilor! Tovar\u0103\u0219i! Faptul c\u0103 dup\u0103 18-19 ani de a\u0219a-zis\u0103 libertate, mai vorbim de Epoca de Aur cu nostalgie, mai mult dec\u00e2t de Ziua Unirii, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 spiritul acelor vremuri e \u00eenc\u0103 viu, spiritul ,,tovar\u0103\u0219ului\u201d e \u00eenc\u0103 prezent. Dac\u0103 un cizmar cum a fost el a reu\u0219it s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een memoria poporului s\u0103u at\u00e2t timp, chiar s\u0103 fie regretat, atunci n-a murit chiar degeaba! Se poate considera un \u00eenving\u0103tor chiar dac\u0103 a murit! Sigur, genera\u021biile mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, ar putea spune acelea\u0219i lucruri despre Ghe. Ghe. Dej sau al\u021bii. Fiecare genera\u021bie \u00ee\u0219i are ,,prefera\u021bii\u201d ei. Ceau\u0219escu, \u00eens\u0103, va r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een memoria tuturor acelora care au tr\u0103it acele vremuri.
\n Nu sunt un nostalgic al vremurilor acelea, cu toate c\u0103 toat\u0103 copil\u0103ria \u0219i adolescen\u021ba mi-am petrecut-o atunci, iar trecerea la majorat s-a petrecut brusc \u0219i dureros \u00een vremurile tulburi ale anilor \u201890. Ceea ce vreau s\u0103 spun, \u00eens\u0103, e c\u0103 acum constat\u0103m o \u00eemp\u0103care a noastr\u0103 cu trecutul \u0219i privim \u00eenapoi cu \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i regret pe c\u00e2nd atunci, \u00een timpurile acelea, eram cu to\u021bii prin\u0219i \u00eentr-o ,,hora unirii\u201d c\u00e2t toat\u0103 \u021bara. Ceea ce ne unea atunci pe to\u021bi era foamea, \u00eentunericul \u0219i ura. Acea ur\u0103 ce ne \u021binea \u00een via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pe care o mascam dup\u0103 umorul sarcastic \u0219i bancurile cu substrat, fiind \u00eendreptat\u0103 \u00eempotriva unuia singur, \u00eempotriva lui, ,,Marele B\u0103rbat\u201d. Asta ne-a ajutat \u0219i ne-a dat curajul \u0219i puterea de a trece peste at\u00e2tea ,,decenii de \u00eempliniri m\u0103re\u021be\u201d, \u0219i a fost motorul care a pus \u00een mi\u0219care ,,evenimentele din \u201889\u201d. Acum, \u00eens\u0103, de\u0219i s-a acumulat din nou, acea ,,ur\u0103 popular\u0103\u201d nu mai are aceea\u0219i consisten\u021b\u0103 pentru c\u0103 se ,,\u00eemparte\u201d c\u0103tre mai mul\u021bi indivizi \u0219i se pierde, transform\u00e2ndu-se \u00een indiferen\u021b\u0103, lehamite \u0219i dezgust. Dac\u0103 ar mai fi tr\u0103it azi, cred c\u0103 Ceau\u0219escu ar fi spus: ,,Ha, ha, ha!… Alo!… Alo! Sta\u021bi lini\u0219ti\u021bi tovar\u0103\u0219i! A\u0219eza\u021bi-v\u0103 lini\u0219ti\u021bi la locurili voastre! Alo!… Alo!… Ce are, Leano, telefonu\u2019 \u0103sta?…Aoleu e d\u2019\u0103la … care cic\u0103 a fugit de la nem\u021bi la noi la Cluj! Cum \u00eei zice?
\n– Noika!
\n– Cum?! P-\u0103sta nu l-am b\u0103gat odat\u0103 la pu\u0219c\u0103rie? S\u0103 vin\u0103 Postelnicu la mine!…
\n– Las\u0103 Nicule, c\u0103 e d\u0103 bine! Nici n-am visat noi vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 ne unim cu \u0103\u0219tia de face telefoane \u0219i s\u0103 facem \u0219i noi ceva ca lumea…
\n– Da\u2019 ce, Leano? Cu \u0103ia de f\u0103cur\u0103m Dacia nu fu bine? Fu bine! C\u0103 a avut tot rom\u00e2nu\u2019cu ce s\u0103 se duc\u0103 unde-a avut nevoie. C\u0103 ducea \u0219i mult \u0219i pu\u021bin! Mergea cu ea \u0219i la furat \u0219i pe litoral \u0219i la \u00eentreprindere! C\u0103 era ca c\u0103ru\u021ba cu motor! \u0218i iote c\u0103 acu\u2019 \u0103ia \u0219i-o luar\u0103 \u00eenapoi, na!… Ce faci, bre? Io vorbesc singur acilea?
\n– Nicule! M\u0103, io sunt p\u0103 Gogle Ert \u0103sta! Ia vino s\u0103 vezi ceva c\u0103 io m\u0103 cam sperii! Tu vezi mai bine, ia zi! Ce e \u0103ia de-acolo? Acolo \u00een Rom\u00e2nia noastr\u0103 drag\u0103!
\n– Ce s\u0103 fie, Lenu\u021bo? Ni\u0219te \u0219obolani!
\n– Aoleu! A\u0219a mul\u021bi? C\u00e2\u021bi sunt?
\n– Io \u0219tiu? P\u0103i s\u0103 tot fie fo zece mii!
\n– Nicule, a\u0219a de mul\u021bi \u0219obolani ie \u00een \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara noastr\u0103?
\n– Sunt \u0219i mai mul\u021bi, drag\u0103, da\u2019 st\u0103 ascun\u0219i pe unde le e bine, mai ales pe la partide! \u0102\u0219tia ie \u0103ia care a fugit de la Becali din partid!
\n– \u0102sta cine mai e bobocule, c\u0103 n-am auzit de el p\u00e2n\u0103 acu\u2019?
\n– Ei! E b\u0103iatu\u2019 lu\u2019 ciobanu\u2019 \u0103la care ne aducea br\u00e2nz\u0103 la \u0219edin\u021bele de partid! Cic\u0103 era pretin \u0219i cu s\u0103racu\u2019 Nicu\u0219or al nostru… da\u2019 cre\u2019 c\u0103 se laud\u0103!
\n– R\u0103u a ajuns \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara asta Nicule, dac\u0103 to\u021bi ciobanii \u00ee\u0219i face partid!
\n– Leano, ce s\u0103 mai zic? Dac\u0103 cu cizmaru\u2019 nu le-a pl\u0103cut, ce s\u0103 le fac? Las\u0103-i c\u0103 merit\u0103! A vrut libertate, cic\u0103! Acu are libertate, na! Da\u2019 iote c\u0103 nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu ea!
\n– Ce libertate, Nicule? Da\u2019 nu era ei liberi? Nu ierea ei ferici\u021bi c\u0103 avea d\u0103 toate? C\u0103 n-avea ei nici o grij\u0103 d\u0103c\u00e2t s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 c\u0103 de restu\u2019 ne ocupam noi! \u0218i de cas\u0103 \u0219i de mas\u0103 \u0219i de \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i de loc d\u0103 munc\u0103! N-avea ei toate astea? Ce le mai trebea? Tu te-ai zb\u0103tut s\u0103 nu mai ai nici o datorie p\u0103 la al\u021bii ca s\u0103 nu mai pl\u0103teasc\u0103 ei d\u00e2n buzunaru\u2019 lor! Nu le pl\u0103cea lor s\u0103 stea la coad\u0103 la portocale \u0219i la pui de Crevedia cu noaptea-n cap? Nu era ei veseli c\u00e2nd spunea bancuri cu… \u0103la… Bul\u0103, sau cum l-o fi chemat… \u2019r-ar numele s\u0103-i fie?
\n– Leano, cre\u2019 c\u0103 ei s-a sup\u0103rat tare c\u00e2nd le-am zis c\u0103 le m\u0103resc retribu\u021bia cu 200 de lei! Cre\u2019 c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 z\u00e2c mai mult atunci, c\u0103 poate se lini\u0219tea!
\n– Chiar a\u0219a Nicule!… Ia mai vorbe\u0219te-le a\u0219a cum f\u0103ceai tu! Tare frumos vorbeai \u0219i mie tare mult \u00eemi pl\u0103cea! Vorbe\u0219te-le c\u0103 iote c\u0103 \u0219i-a adus aminte c\u0103 azi e ziua ta!
\n– Eeeei, las\u0103! Nu cred c\u0103 m\u0103 aude acu\u2019 c\u0103 are multe probleme mai importante. Nu vezi c\u0103 e ocupa\u021bi s\u0103 se uite la televizor? Vede toate prostiile!… Hai, bine! Dac\u0103 zici tu!… Hmmmm!
\n ,,Dhragi tovahr\u0103\u0219i \u0219i phretini! M\u0103 uit la voi din \u00eenal-tul cerului \u0219i nu-mi place ce v\u0103d. V\u0103d c\u0103 Rhom\u00e2nia a ajuns phrad\u0103 cercurilor rheac\u021bionare capitaliste, elementelor destabilizatoare ale impre… impri… ptiu!… imperealismului occidental. V\u0103d c\u0103 voi nici m\u0103car n-a\u021bi mai zugr\u0103vit ce-am chonstruit eu at\u00e2\u021bia ani. A\u021bi distrus fabricile \u0219i uzinele unde muncea clasa muncitoare pe care o iubeam at\u00e2t de mult \u0219i pentru care eu le construiam, pentru care construiam acele blocuri pe care voi acum le vinde\u021bi ca locuin\u021be de lux. \u00cenc\u0103 mai v\u0103d pe unii din tovar\u0103\u0219ii din ilegalitate care au ajuns mai bine dec\u00e2t mine. M\u0103car au o pensie. \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 una indecent de mare fa\u021b\u0103 de restul poporului, a clasei muncitoare. \u0218i nu vine nimeni s\u0103-i \u00eentrebe cum \u0219i de unde au ob\u021binut-o. Pe \u0103\u0219tia \u00eei informez c\u0103 \u00eei a\u0219tept c\u00e2t mai cur\u00e2nd aici. Tovar\u0103\u0219i, aici este foarte cald a\u0219a c\u0103 nu v\u0103 lua\u021bi multe bagaje ! Eu \u0219i tovahr\u0103\u0219u\u2019 Dhracu, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t c\u0103 e momentul s\u0103 organiz\u0103m Congresul 1 al Iadului, unde vom face planuri pentru eternitate. Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 eu voi fi \u0219i secretar general \u0219i pre\u0219edinte. Doar \u0219ti\u021bi, nu? Comenteaz\u0103 cineva? Deci cu unanimitate de voturi sunte\u021bi de acord! De aseminea, m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 poporul meu nu m-a uitat nici acum, dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia ani. Vhreau… s\u0103… le… thransmit calde uhr\u0103ri tov\u0103hr\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti de… mult\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i… noi succese \u00een munc\u0103 pentru prop\u0103\u0219irea Rom\u00e2niei pe culmile progresului \u0219i \u00eenf\u0103ptuirea societ\u0103\u021bii… capitaliste multilateral dezvoltate \u0219i… revenirea ei la communism!\u201d
\n – Phiii! C\u0103 bine le mai zici tu, bobocule! Tare mi-a pl\u0103cut! Frumos!
\n– Fhrumos, p\u0103 dhracu\u2019! Nu vezi c\u0103 nu mai aplaud\u0103 nimeni ca pe timpuri?
\n– Ce dac\u0103! Mie mi-a pl\u0103cut!
\n– To\u021bi casc\u0103 gurile la \u0103la nou… B\u0103sescu… \u00eel mai \u0219tii?
\n– Care? Marinaru\u2019 \u0103la? \u0102la p\u0103 care l-am prins cu \u0219mecherii la Anvers cand a vrut s\u0103 bage ni\u0219te bani ilici\u021bi \u00een buzunare \u0219i s\u0103 fure din avutul ob\u0219tesc al poporului?
\n– Ei, da! \u0102la e acum pre\u0219edintele lor pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt! A\u0219a le trebuie dac\u0103 pun ho\u021bii s\u0103-i conduc\u0103!
\n– Las\u0103, las\u0103! Da\u2019 ia zi! De-ai no\u0219tri…de-ai no\u0219tri… Nu mai ie niciunul \u00een func\u021bie?
\n– Mai ie c\u00e2te unu\u2019 p\u0103 ici p\u0103 colo, da\u2019 numa\u2019 prin puntili iesen\u021biali! Ba p\u0103 la consilii, ba p\u0103 la prim\u0103rii, ba p\u00e2n Parlament… A fost unu\u2019 Iliescu…\u0103la de lucra la ape! Ajunsese \u00een locu\u2019 meu odat\u0103, da\u2019 l-a luat apa p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 \u0219i p\u0103 el!… Ha, ha, ha! \u00ce\u021bi place umoarea mea de glume? Hai c\u0103 am umoare la glume!
\n– Uhu, Nicule, muic\u0103! M\u0103 doare \u0219alili de at\u00e2ta r\u00e2s! Nu mai r\u00e2sei a\u0219a de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2dilar\u0103 solda\u021bii \u0103ia cu gloan\u021bili p\u0103 la subsuori!… Uhu!… Uhuhu!
\n– R\u00e2dem, noi, Leano, r\u00e2dem, da\u2019 purceaua-i moart\u0103-n cote\u021b \u0219i cu… coada la u\u0219\u0103! Iote, noi sc\u0103par\u0103m de-o grij\u0103 c\u0103 ne f\u0103cur\u0103m pretini cu to\u2019ar\u0219u\u2019 Dhracu, da poporu\u2019 nostru s\u0103racu\u2019… s\u0103racu\u2019, ce-o face el? Nu vezi c\u0103 to\u2019ar\u2019\u0219u Dhracu\u2019 e sup\u0103rat \u0219i a trimis tov\u0103r\u0103\u0219ei d-\u0103\u0219tia mici printre ei de nu se mai \u00een\u021belege ei \u00eentre ei ?
\n– Ap\u0103i, de! Nu \u0219tiu unde o ajunge poporu\u2019 \u0103sta c\u0103 tare n\u0103c\u0103jit mai ie!
\n– Leanoo! Iez\u00e2st\u0103 o iesplica\u021b\u00e2ie! Nu poporu\u2019 e d\u0103 vin\u0103 acu\u2019! \u0102ia de-l conduce cic\u0103 ar fi neamuri mai p\u0103 departe cu to\u2019ar\u2019\u0219u Dhracu, c\u0103 altfel nu \u0219tiu cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne ei acolo \u00een fruntea \u021b\u0103rii !
\n– Deh, Nicule ! Tu \u0219tii mai bine lucrurile-astea… Da\u2019 acu, hai s\u0103 ne culc\u0103m c\u0103 acu\u2019 trece iar anu \u0219i-\u0219i aduce aminte poporu\u2019 de noi \u0219i tre\u2019 s\u0103 ne trezim de ziua ta s\u0103 mai vorbe\u0219ti!
\n– C\u0103 bine zici! Noapte bun\u0103!
\n– Noapte bun\u0103, Nicule! Noapte bun\u0103, dhragi tovahr\u0103\u0219i \u0219i pretini! Oriunde v-a\u021bi afla!
\n27.01.2008 <\/p>\n

Dare d\u0103 seam\u0103 (\u0219i ,,alegeri\u201d)
\n Dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i \u0219i pretini! Iete c\u0103 am aflat de ce merge treburili prost \u00een \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara noastr\u0103: c\u0103 nu-l dezgropar\u0103m pe Ceau\u0219escu. Na, c\u0103 acu\u2019 o f\u0103cur\u0103m \u0219i p-asta! Nu de alta, dar acum ne-am convins c\u0103 e mort de-a binelea. Deci nu ie nici \u00een \u00eensorita Cuba, nici \u00een \u00eendep\u0103rtata Argentina sau pe unde spunea tot felul de legende \u0219i bancuri. Iat\u0103, Ceau\u0219escu ie \u00een inundata Rom\u00e2nie, la loc lini\u0219tit, loc cu verdea\u021b\u0103, de unde a fugit toat\u0103 durerea \u0219i \u00eentristarea\u2026
\n Acu\u2019 parc\u0103-mi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 s-au spulberat toate legendele care spuneau c\u0103 el ar mai fi \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Z\u0103u, a\u0219a! M\u0103car dac\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103seam \u00een morm\u00e2nt dar totu\u0219i viu, juc\u00e2nd tabinet cu Elena \u0219i cu Gheorghiu Dej\u2026 Da\u2019 poate c\u0103 nici el n-ar mai fi vrut s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00eentr-at\u00e2t s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce s-a ales de Rom\u00e2nia lui. Ce s-a ales de ,,clasa muncitoare\u201d pe care o iubea at\u00e2t, de fabricile \u0219i uzinele ridicate c\u00e2te una pe lun\u0103 sau de tineretul ,,m\u00e2ndria \u021b\u0103rii\u201d ajuns acum ,,povara \u021b\u0103rii\u201d. Ce-ar zice el, dr\u0103gu\u021bul s\u0103 vad\u0103 debandada asta \u00een care tr\u0103im?
\n Nene Ceau\u0219escule, matale e\u0219ti b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i nu mai \u0219tii mersurile pe-aici! Hai s\u0103-\u021bi spui cum st\u0103 treaba c\u0103 ai fost cam mort fo dou\u0103j\u2019 de ani! Bre, dup\u0103 ce te-mpu\u0219car\u0103m, ne-am am\u0103git ca pro\u0219tii c-o s-o ducem bine. Acu\u2019 te rug\u0103m din suflet s\u0103 ne ier\u021bi c\u0103 te-am ciuruit pe matale \u0219i pe toar\u0219a! Da\u2019 e bine s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 acu\u2019 ne pare al dracu\u2019 de r\u0103u, c\u0103 ne vine s\u0103 te clon\u0103m! C\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 acu\u2019 se poate treaba asta.
\n Zi-i \u0219i lu\u2019 toar\u0219a c\u0103 ea ierea academician\u2026 cu chimia, cu codoiu\u2019, cu astea\u2026i e pe-acolo \u0219i treaba cu clonatu\u2019, a lovit o nostalgie comunist\u0103… mam\u0103-mam\u0103! \u00ce\u021bi spui matale ca s\u0103 nu zici c\u0103 nu \u00eentelegi de ce le pare r\u0103u la unii dup\u0103 vremurile c\u00e2nd eram tortura\u021bi. P\u0103i bine ne f\u0103ceai! C\u0103 nu ieream vai de capu\u2019 nostru ca acuma. \u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, a fost foarte pu\u021bini tortura\u021bi atunci. Acu\u2019 suntem tortura\u021bi to\u021bi pisihic de televiziunile \u0219i ziarele mogulilor care zbiar\u0103 de parc\u0103 m\u00e2ine vine sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii. Vedem peste tot uragane, tornade, cutremure, radia\u021bii, inunda\u021bii, criz\u0103 economic\u0103, toate catastrofele. Toate astea ne termin\u0103 pisihic mai mult dec\u00e2t o banal\u0103 \u0219i dulce b\u0103taie la securitate. Ierea bun\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103taia aia, atunci! C\u0103 unde d\u0103dea securistu\u2019, d\u0103dea partidu\u2019. \u0218i unde d\u0103dea partidu\u2019 cre\u0219tea! Uite-a\u0219a crescur\u0103m cu to\u021bii! Ca s\u0103 v\u0103 sim\u021bi\u021bi \u0219i alde matale bine, v\u0103 spun c\u0103 p-acilea p\u0103 ,,deasupra\u201d ie iadul, nu acolo unde sunte\u021bi voi!
\n Mult\u0103 lume zice c\u0103 ieream mult mai ferici\u021bi p\u0103 vremea lu\u2019 matale. C\u0103 cic\u0103 stresul ierea aproape zero, ne obi\u0219nuisem cu el, da\u2019 ast\u0103zi ne omoar\u0103 mai mult d\u0103c\u00e2t frigu\u2019 din apartamentele d\u0103 la bloc sau statul la cozi de-atunci. Ast\u0103zi oricum st\u0103m degeaba, c\u0103 ,,oamenii muncii\u201d ie \u00een \u0219omaj \u0219i am prefera s\u0103 st\u0103m la cozi dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fim rup\u021bi d\u0103 foame. Uite c\u0103 acu\u2019 ne d\u0103m cu capu\u2019 de pere\u021bi c\u00e2nd ne g\u00e2ndim! Pe vremea matale se f\u0103cea agricultur\u0103 serioas\u0103, nimeni nu murea de foame. Nu g\u0103seam noi banane, portocale \u0219i alte toxice de-astea, da\u2019 m\u0103car g\u0103seam fructe de-ale noastre, adev\u0103rate. Noi, poporul matale iubit, am \u00een\u021beles prea t\u00e2rziu c\u0103 fericirea nu ie s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci banane sau s\u0103 te plimbi cu ma\u0219ini scumpe. C\u0103 e\u0219ti d\u0103 zece ori mai fericit dac\u0103 ai d\u0103 munc\u0103, un acoperi\u0219 deasupra capului \u0219i ai ce s\u0103 pui pe mas\u0103 la copii. Ce fericire ierea odat\u0103 s\u0103 nimere\u0219ti r\u00e2ndul la cartofi! Daaa! Dac\u0103 iereai \u0219i cu copilul d\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, primeai 4 kile \u00een loc de 2!… Da\u2019 ce bucurie ierea c\u00e2nd venea apa cald\u0103.
\n Ne-nv\u0103\u021baser\u0103m ca toat\u0103 familia s\u0103 se \u00eemb\u0103ieze rapid, ca \u00een dou\u0103 ore s\u0103 ajungem cu to\u021bii la r\u00e2nd la carne! Ierea o bucurie \u0219i c\u00e2nd venea prim\u0103vara \u0219i nu ne mai zgribuleam \u00eentre betoane, \u00een plus aveam lumin\u0103 natural\u0103 mai mult\u0103, c\u0103 ne s\u0103turam de citit la lantern\u0103 sau lum\u00e2nare!… Tr\u0103iam ca spartanii, da\u2019 eram s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i, nu ca acuma c\u00e2nd tr\u0103im ca spar\u021bii da\u2019 st\u0103m la cozi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i la farmacii! Uite, pe matale te-mpu\u0219car\u0103m ca pro\u0219tii \u00een plin\u0103 fericire c\u00e2nd ne-ai promis dou\u0103 sute d\u0103 lei la leaf\u0103, iar acu\u2019 c\u00e2nd \u0103\u0219tia ne ia din leaf\u0103 cine dracu\u2019 s\u0103-i mai \u00eempu\u0219te? Auzi\u0219i? Cic\u0103 nici revolu\u021bia aia pe care cic\u0103 o f\u0103cur\u0103m noi, n-a fost a noastr\u0103! S\u0103 mori de r\u00e2s, nu alta! Cic\u0103 a fost al\u021bii care ne-a \u00eempins de la spate, ,,agenturilii str\u0103ini\u201d de care bine ziceai matale, a\u0219a c\u0103 s\u0103 nu fii at\u00e2t d\u0103 sup\u0103rat p\u0103 noi! Iart\u0103-ne, c\u0103 n-am \u0219tiut ce facem! To\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia care a venit dup\u0103 matale \u00eei cheam\u0103 tot cu ,,escu\u201d: Iliescu, Constantinescu, B\u0103sescu\u2026 \u00cei \u0219tii pe to\u021bi, mai ales pe Iliescu. De B\u0103sescu nu mai zic, c\u0103 doar matale l-ai trimis cu treburi la Anvers c\u00e2nd era marinar.
\n Bre, \u00ee\u021bi spui c\u0103 via\u021ba-i grea p-acilea p\u0103 la noi ! Nu a\u0219a cum o \u0219tiai! Mai grea! Greul de pe vremea matale e acum o dulce amintire. \u0218i ce ie mai r\u0103u ie c\u0103 mul\u021bi din ,,pretinii\u201d matale de comunism a cam disp\u0103rut. A\u0219a c\u0103 nu prea avem unde s\u0103 mai plec\u0103m de dragul vremurilor trecute. Ar mai fi toar\u0219u\u2019 Fidel \u00een Cuba \u0219i fi\u2019su lu\u2019 Kim Ir Sen prin Coreea de Nord. Cic\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u00eenc\u0103 accept\u0103 imigran\u021bi. Da\u2019 e cam departe, totu\u0219i!… Ce vremuri, bre! Ce vremuri!
\n Matale ne l\u0103sa\u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 datorii \u0219i acu \u0103\u0219tia ne b\u0103gar\u0103 \u00een ele p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap. Matale ai vrut s\u0103 faci o societate multilateral dezvoltat\u0103 pentru to\u021bi \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia au f\u0103cut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de societ\u0103\u021bi mai mici multilateral falimentate. E unii care zice c\u0103 cic\u0103 odat\u0103 cu matale a murit un sistem, comunismu\u2019 \u0219i s-a n\u0103scut altu\u2019, capitalismu\u2019! Da\u2019 cre’ c\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia capitalismu\u2019 \u0103la s-a n\u0103scut deja mort. A venit unii cu ni\u0219te chestii americane, cu ,,democracy\u201d, ,,power to the people\u201d, adic\u0103 democra\u021bie, puterea poporului, de-astea\u2026 Vr\u0103jeli! Prostii! La noi nu ie bune astea, bre! C\u0103 fiecare face ce vrea \u0219i nimeni nu face nimica! La noi ierea bine a\u0219a cum ierea pe vremea lu\u2019 matale: dictatur\u0103, tat\u0103! C\u0103 rom\u00e2nu\u2019 nu \u0219tie d\u0103c\u00e2t de fric\u0103! Acu\u2019 cic\u0103 to\u021bi puturo\u0219ii pl\u00e2nge comunismu\u2019. C\u0103 era mai bine c\u00e2nd to\u021bi ne f\u0103ceam c\u0103 muncim (\u0219tii matale: timpu\u2019 trece, leafa merge, noi cu drag muncim!) c\u0103 aveai un loc d\u0103 munc\u0103 p\u0103 via\u021b\u0103. Cic\u0103 atunci toat\u0103 lumea se f\u0103cea c\u0103 munce\u0219te \u0219i alde matale v\u0103 f\u0103cea\u021bi c\u0103 ne pl\u0103ti\u021bi\u2026 Oameni r\u0103i, bre! Cic\u0103 \u0103ia harnici care a-n\u021beles chestia cu democra\u021bia nu pl\u00e2nge dup\u0103 alde matale \u0219i munce\u0219te ca pro\u0219tii, da\u2019 puturo\u0219ii o s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u00e2t or tr\u0103i iei c\u0103 nu le place munca\u2026 A-ncercat \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva cu noi, ba cu NATO, ba cu UE \u0219i\u2026 nimic! \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103 to\u021bi cu tesla-n\u2026 cap c\u0103 ne-a b\u0103gat \u00een astea\u2026Bine c\u0103 nu degeaba, c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit! Mam\u0103, \u0219i c\u00e2t o s\u0103 mai pl\u0103tim! Acu\u2019 \u0219tiu c\u0103 matale ai fost pretin cu chinejii! A\u0219a c\u0103 io zic s\u0103 trecem la societatea chinezeasc\u0103 chiar cu riscul de a ajunge constipa\u021bi! P\u0103i nu vezi unde ne-a dus malagambi\u0219tii \u0103\u0219tia? Trebe s\u0103 ne facem chineji, c\u0103 altfel nu s\u0103 mai poate. Era bine cu chinejii odat\u0103! Noi le dedeam locomotive \u0219i iei ne dedea nou\u0103, teni\u0219i, chilo\u021bi, maieuri! \u0218i acu\u2019 e la fel, s\u0103 \u0219tii. Am r\u0103mas pretini cu chinejii! Doar cu ei! E drept c\u0103 acuma ei ie mai puternici ca noi. Au \u0219i iei Prunariu\u2019 lor (sau Gagarinu\u2019) \u0219i \u00een cur\u00e2nd o s\u0103-l aibe \u0219i pe Lab\u0103 Puternic\u0103 al lor(Armstrongu\u2019), c\u0103 a\u0219a parc\u0103-l chema pe americanu\u2019 \u0103la de-a pus primu\u2019 picioru\u2019 p\u0103 Lun\u0103. S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ie croi\u021bi s\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 p\u0103 Lun\u0103! I-a-ntrecut \u0219i p\u0103 americani, plus c\u0103 americanii ie datori la iei mai r\u0103u ca cum suntem noi la FMI-u\u2019 \u0103sta nenorocit. P\u0103i neam de neamu\u2019 americanilor n-o s\u0103 mai apuce s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 datoria la chineji. C\u0103 d-aia crez io c\u0103 aici ie o lucr\u0103tur\u0103! Americanii, ai dracu\u2019, cre’ c\u0103 i-a-nv\u0103\u021bat p\u0103 chineji s\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 p\u0103 Lun\u0103 ca s\u0103 scape de iei \u0219i s\u0103 nu le mai dea banii-napoi! Da\u2019 noi? Unde dracu\u2019 s\u0103-i trimitem p-\u0103\u0219tia de ne-mprumutar\u0103? Luna-i ocupat\u0103 a\u0219a c\u0103 io zic s\u0103-i b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een m\u0103-sa! Da\u2019 parc\u0103 mai po\u021bi?…
\n Iete-a\u0219a s-a descurcat unii, bre, nea Nicule! Numa\u2019 noi am r\u0103mas ca pro\u0219tii s\u0103 ne-o tragem \u00eentre noi \u0219i al\u021bii s\u0103 ne-o trag\u0103 nou\u0103. D-aia zic c\u0103 s\u0103 fii matale s\u0103n\u0103tos a\u0219a mort cum e\u0219ti acolo, \u0219i s\u0103 fii fericit c\u0103 lumea-\u021bi duce doru\u2019. \u0218i dac\u0103 te-o bate g\u00e2ndu\u2019 s\u0103 te-ntorci cumva, vrem s\u0103 ne repar\u0103m gre\u0219ala \u0219i te-om alege iar. Dac\u0103 ne zici c\u0103 nu ne iei din leaf\u0103 ca \u0103\u0219tia de-acu\u2019 te vot\u0103m o eternitate. \u0218i dincolo de ea!…
\n29.07.2010 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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