{"id":9500,"date":"2020-07-02T11:00:47","date_gmt":"2020-07-02T08:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9500"},"modified":"2020-07-02T11:00:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T08:00:47","slug":"brigada-diverse-coala-legala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9500","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)oal\u0103 le(g)al\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Ce \u0219tie femeia despre nevoile primordiale ale b\u0103rbatului?<br \/>\n      ,,Noi patronii&#8230;&#8221; Cei adev\u0103ra\u021bi&#8230;. Am cunoscut unul. \u00ce\u0219i ducea existen\u021ba \u00een vremurile socialiste \u00een aceea\u0219i curte cu noi. Primul recunoscut \u00een R\u00e2mnic. De la director \u00een jos, toate ,,Fr\u00e2nele&#8221; a\u0219a-l apelau: ,,Ce faci, Patroane?&#8221; \u00centr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 de duminic\u0103 \u00eei b\u0103tu la u\u0219\u0103 inginerul-\u0219ef: ,,Patroane, e\u0219ti acas\u0103, dormi?&#8221; De dincolo: ,,Nu dormeam, tov inginer, eram de\u0219tept!&#8221;<br \/>\n      S\u0103-mi mai da\u021bi unul ca el ast\u0103zi. Cine mai are nevoie de chei? Presupun c\u0103 nimeni. De aceea la R\u00e2mnic s-a desfiin\u021bat. Pantograf pe m\u0103sur\u0103 este de g\u0103sit doar \u00een Buz\u0103u, \u00eentr-un magazin cu specific pesc\u0103resc. \u00cen locul s\u0103u aflu, s-a deschis o flor\u0103rie. Probabil \u00een str\u00e2ns\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu planta ce desferec\u0103 lac\u0103te. Iar la o scurt\u0103 arunc\u0103tur\u0103 de bumerang o fabric\u0103 similar\u0103: de f\u0103cut \u0219i chei: o frizerie. Mult a\u0219teptat\u0103.<br \/>\n      V-am spus c\u0103 o s\u0103 apar\u0103 Doru al Mariei \u00een cinci zile. Deocamdat\u0103 o avanpremier\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntec a Mariei lui Radu.<br \/>\n      M-a str\u0103fulgerat ideea de a \u00eenfiin\u021ba un blog cu numele e\u0219timinunat.ho (o copie palid\u0103 a celui de gen feminin) unde s\u0103-mi exprim v\u0103dita mul\u021bumire c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii se \u00eentorc \u00een \u021b\u0103rile adoptive. M\u0103 bucur, dragilor, c\u0103 ne face\u021bi via\u021ba mai frumoas\u0103, mai senin\u0103, mai s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n      Trece-o zi, trag puncte-puncte. Zi sorocit\u0103. A afl\u0103murilor inedite. Am ajuns s-o apuc pe aceea c\u00e2nd \u021bigan cu \u021bigan s\u0103 se ocoleasc\u0103, s\u0103 fac\u0103 un pas \u00eenapoi c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc. Despre lumea r\u00e2mnicean\u0103 doar de normal. N\u0103d\u0103jduie\u0219te c\u0103 podul, fabrica de fr\u00e2ne, drumul jude\u021bean de la Coliba\u0219i, puntea de la Valea R\u00e2mnicului \u0219i semafoarele din bariera Foc\u0219ani au pus lac\u0103t pentru totdeauna pe r\u0103sp\u00e2ndirea virusurilor. \u00ce\u0219i urmeaz\u0103 menirea nestingherit\u0103.<br \/>\n      Un preambul la minunata boal\u0103. Avem \u0219i noi falita noastr\u0103. De elit\u0103.<br \/>\n      Bun\u0103oar\u0103 s-a mai adunat ceva. Contrazicerile \u00een cadru intim au prioritate. Pe rom\u00e2nii care pleac\u0103. El. Pe rom\u00e2nii care vin. Ea. Pe precau\u021biile totale. El. Pe lejeritate. Ea. Pe moarte. El. Pe via\u021b\u0103. Ea.<br \/>\n        Cogea Mitu are pereche. C\u00e2teva femeiu\u0219ti i-au luat seama \u0219i \u0219i-au propus s\u0103 se pun\u0103 pe crescut. A\u0219a, f\u0103r\u0103 exerci\u021bii fizice temeinice. Cu reu\u0219ite impecabile. Peste a\u0219tept\u0103ri. O bagatel\u0103, deci. Un \u021b\u00e2r r\u0103bdare \u0219i-un bob z\u0103bav\u0103. S\u0103 ne \u00eenarm\u0103m cu ele. \u0218i-om culege roade bune. Educa\u021bionale. L\u0103sa\u021bi copiii s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103 fizic, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103, off ori online, se vor de\u0219tepta \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi.<br \/>\n        P\u0103i a\u021bi v\u0103zut voi cioban prost? Num\u0103r\u0103 br\u00e2nza pe buc\u0103\u021bi \u0219i laptele \u00een \u0219i\u0219tare. A\u021bi \u00eent\u00e2lnit moldovean s\u0103 nu doreasc\u0103 a fi \u0219ef? \u0218i ce mi-e director peste cadavre sau peste viitoare cadavre? C-un a\u0219a microorganism se poate spune c\u0103 este \u00een acela\u0219i domeniu. Ori la bal, ori la spital, ori la morg\u0103.<br \/>\n        O parafraz\u0103 de mi-\u021bi permite. Eu sunt cet\u0103\u021bean \u0219i nu dau trei lei pe nimicuri. Alina-i prof\u0103 \u0219i are colegi ce-\u0219i terminar\u0103 studiile tot ca \u0219i ea. Nu haretul blamat, nu pre-aia de scoate tehnicieni, ci o medicin\u0103 ordinar\u0103. De-o temperatur\u0103 auzir\u0103 to\u021bi, de ascultat cu stetoscopul m\u0103runtaiele \u0219i de scris o re\u021bet\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 Alina are mintea pus\u0103 pe moa\u021be.<br \/>\n      Cine nu \u0219i-a dat cu p\u0103rerea pare s\u0103 fie om. Ceilal\u021bi doar animale. \u00cen sensul lipsei de ra\u021biune, lipsei de experien\u021b\u0103 \u0219i profesionalism. E doar o p\u0103rere. A multora.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce \u0219tie femeia despre nevoile primordiale ale b\u0103rbatului? ,,Noi patronii&#8230;&#8221; Cei adev\u0103ra\u021bi&#8230;. Am cunoscut unul. \u00ce\u0219i ducea existen\u021ba \u00een vremurile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9500"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9501,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9500\/revisions\/9501"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}