{"id":9458,"date":"2020-06-27T23:48:32","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9458"},"modified":"2020-06-27T23:48:32","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:48:32","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-andiva-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9458","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Andiv\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg 425w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 258px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 258\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n        Parc\u0103 fusesem la Revelion. A\u0219a p\u0103ruse atmosfera. Chiar dac\u0103 unele mirosuri&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Nu se deterioraser\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai deosebeasc\u0103 urbanul de rural, domnia de via\u021ba plebeului. Pielea de oaie de p\u0103tura de magazin \u0219i lini\u0219tea de necaz. \u00cen zadarnicul meu demers ,,<strong>apicol<\/strong>&#8221;, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 unele lucruri nu se fac. Fiind de fiecare dat\u0103 \u00eempins de soart\u0103 doar \u00een direc\u021bia potrivit\u0103. Ce nu va s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple, nu se produce. \u00cen diminea\u021ba aceea rece, de-i \u00eenghe\u021base coada la <strong>anofel<\/strong> \u0219i peste hainele noastre n-ar fi stat r\u0103u una dintre l\u00e2nile Verginichii, am zis ,,Uf! Bine c\u0103 n-a vrut.&#8221; \u0218i ce? Abia de \u0219tia s\u0103-\u0219i lipeasc\u0103 buzele de ale unui b\u0103iat.<br \/>\n        Prostioare adolescentine. Printre ele \u0219i c\u0103\u021b\u0103rarea pe <strong>antena<\/strong> din curtea trustului de construc\u021bii. Eu \u0219i Rusu. \u00cemboldi\u021bi de nenum\u0103ratele ,,\u00eent\u00e2lniri&#8221;. Pe partea opus\u0103 caz\u0103rmii, peste \u0219osea, era bara noastr\u0103 de exerci\u021bii gimnastice. De acolo i-am trimis mesaje de g\u0103zduire cu g\u00e2ndul. P\u00e2n\u0103-ntr-o zi c\u00e2nd m-am l\u0103sat dibuit. R\u0103m\u0103sesem suspendat cu dosul pe bara transversal\u0103 \u0219i scrutam p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful ei. ,,Cam c\u00e2t crezi c\u0103 are?&#8221; Nu-i puteam oferi o cot\u0103 probabil\u0103, pe atunci nu m\u0103suram bine cu ochiul mai mult de viteza necesar\u0103 trecerii str\u0103zii \u00een zona industrial\u0103 buzoian\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 oscioarele \u00eenfipte-n asfalt. Dar&#8230; avea. Cam ca toate micile relee de comunicare radio a\u0219ezate \u00een locurile potrivite. C\u00e2teva etaje.<br \/>\n       Pe finalul verii l-am escaladat. \u00centr-o noapte cu cadrele plecare acas\u0103, dup\u0103 <strong>apelul<\/strong> de sear\u0103. Adia un pui de v\u00e2nticel cald. Urcu\u0219 cu <strong>anusul<\/strong> str\u00e2ns, ca s\u0103 nu torn vocabular popular, crispat, atent, \u00eencet, cu pauze la patru metri. Ultima senza\u021bie asem\u0103n\u0103toare \u00eencercat\u0103 se consumase la c\u0103\u021b\u0103rarea pe scara de incendiu. La prima. \u00cenainte cu o zi ca fratele unu dup\u0103 mine s\u0103 o \u00eencerce \u0219i s\u0103 e\u0219ueze. Copil de \u0219ase ani \u00eendemnat de voin\u021ba-i c\u0103 dou\u0103 etaje plus parterul nu-s c\u00e2t Everestul pentru cel mai temerar ins matur. Iei o m\u00e2n\u0103, ui\u021bi cu care vrei s\u0103-\u021bi scarpini nasul (aprob toate teoriile ce sus\u021bin c\u0103 nu-i om s\u0103 nu practice gestul cel pu\u021bin o dat\u0103 pe or\u0103, \u00een cazurile cele mai fericite), \u00eencerci s\u0103 te <strong>apleci<\/strong> fiindc\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi st\u0103 \u0219oseta c\u0103zut\u0103 de pe gamb\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;. Pici \u0219i tot pici. \u0218i-apoi adun\u0103 salvare pici de pe asfalt.<br \/>\n        De aceea am ajuns at\u00e2t de greu pe platforma c\u00e2t o nacel\u0103 de ma\u0219in\u0103 de interven\u021bie a celor de la electrica. \u00cencercasem p\u00e2n\u0103 la final fiecare treapt\u0103 cu \u00eenfrigurare, cu viermi\u0219ori prin musculatura picioarelor, cu sl\u0103biciune \u00een bra\u021be, de parc\u0103 redevenisem pu\u0219ti. Cu g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 <strong>anulez<\/strong> la fiecare pas. Sus&#8230;. Ceva ce nu po\u021bi \u00eencerca nici de pe un acoperi\u0219, nici de pe un munte, poate st\u00e2nd fix \u00een topul unor <strong>antele<\/strong> f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te mi\u0219ti. Sub tine parc\u0103 nu este nimic, josul punctiform determin\u0103 ra\u021bionamente bizare. S\u0103 mai bat\u0103 \u0219i ni\u021bel v\u00e2ntul, s\u0103 zb\u00e2rn\u00e2ie tabla special\u0103 pentru astfel de pardoseli, s\u0103 se mai mi\u0219te \u0219i turnul. Noapte noapte&#8230;. Parc\u0103 eram pe alt\u0103 planet\u0103 \u0219i priveam p\u0103m\u00e2ntul cu nesa\u021b.<br \/>\n       La fel m-am sim\u021bit peste ani \u00een avion. \u00centorc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de la Bruxelles. Cu <strong>anoxia<\/strong> la nivel alarmant, gata s\u0103 se declan\u0219eze <strong>anuria<\/strong> dup\u0103 ce consumasem toat\u0103 transpira\u021bia. \u00cens\u0103 despre panoram\u0103 \u00eencercam s\u0103 v\u0103 dumiresc. Lumini\u021be peste o p\u0103tur\u0103 neagr\u0103 de \u00eentuneric.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parc\u0103 fusesem la Revelion. A\u0219a p\u0103ruse atmosfera. Chiar dac\u0103 unele mirosuri&#8230;. Nu se deterioraser\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai deosebeasc\u0103 urbanul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9458"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9459,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9458\/revisions\/9459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}