{"id":9384,"date":"2020-06-23T10:05:02","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T07:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9384"},"modified":"2020-06-23T10:05:02","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T07:05:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-gras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9384","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Am(a)nda gras(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n13 mai 2020<br \/>\n                                                                  Am(a)nda gras(a)<\/p>\n<p>      S\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi un procesor Intel de genera\u021bie \u0219apte. \u0218i de nou\u0103. Apoi instala\u021bi, \u00een lips\u0103 de altceva, windows 7. Introduce\u021bi mufa usb a mouse-ului. Da\u021bi click. Schimba\u021bi cu altul, poate fi defect.<br \/>\n      Nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic. Sistemul de operare n-a auzit suficiente despre portul \u00een care adaugi, de obicei, dup\u0103 voie orice are patru fire, este dreptunghiular \u0219i&#8230; se potrive\u0219te \u00een fant\u0103. Un bai mic, \u021bin\u00e2nd cont de unica posibilitate de a resuscita computerul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 razi de pe suprafa\u021ba hard disk-ului tot ce mi\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; determin\u0103 procese compatibile \u00een lumea real\u0103 doar cu ale docen\u021bilor. Opera\u021biunile cele mai grele abia acum vin. La instalarea zecelui. Dvd, stick. S\u0103ge\u021bi, tab-uri, escape-uri tastaturice. Porni. S\u0103geata de pe display nemi\u0219cat\u0103. Cam un sfert de or\u0103.<br \/>\n      S\u0103-mi dau palme! Ce am \u00een fa\u021b\u0103? Un laptop. \u00cenzestrat cu un touchpad.<br \/>\n      \u00cen topul surprinderilor din ultimele trei zile am a\u0219ezat o imagine cu buton de play. Dedesubt postacul debiteaz\u0103 posibilitatea privirii la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it. \u00cei recomand ca \u00eenainte s\u0103 consulte un doctor. Oftalmologul. Apoi s\u0103 caute un psihiatru.<br \/>\n      Eu mort \u0219i clona creierului meu vie. M\u0103 iau de m\u00e2n\u0103 cu neuropatul anterior \u0219i merg la control. Idei multe cu impracticabilitate \u0219i viitor. La ce s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 ne\u0219tiin\u021ba mea? Sau a oricui. C\u00e2ini ruse\u0219ti cu dou\u0103 capete, transplant de cap&#8230;. Experimente idioate.<br \/>\n      Nem\u021bii. Un popor&#8230;. Un alt popor. Nu mai sunt cine crede\u021bi. A r\u0103mas o adun\u0103tur\u0103 de corcituri, de vizitatori, de&#8230;. S\u0103 c\u0103uta\u021bi bine printre cei mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 vede\u021bi care le este ob\u00e2r\u0219ia. La Nurnberg, printre protestan\u021bii statului acas\u0103 se afl\u0103 \u0219i fo\u0219ti locuitori din Ardeal. \u0218i destui din orientul mijlociu. Ca de altfel peste tot \u00een \u021bara arianismului.<br \/>\n      \u00cen limba maghiar\u0103. \u00cen limba german\u0103. \u00cen limba rom\u0103. Adic\u0103 era imperios necesar, educa\u021bia \u0219i ministreasa s\u0103 se prezinte la raport, s\u0103 dea solu\u021bii nu numai etniei, ci \u00eentregului sistem. Ai sub cinci &#8211; mai exist\u0103 note mai mici? -, face pe cine vre\u021bi \u00een patru \u0219i mi-l scoate eminent. Pe elev.<br \/>\n      Cu o altfel de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 o Alin\u0103 s\u0103 desfete puietul \u0219col\u0103resc. Cu sex. Din experien\u021ba proprie \u00een&#8230; spital. Feudalism \u0219i ie\u0219irea din el. ,,&#8230; frumuse\u021bea lucidit\u0103\u021bii sexualit\u0103\u021bii. Sper din tot sufletul s\u0103 aib\u0103 cine s\u0103-i \u00eenve\u021be. Nici noi nu prea \u0219tim.\u201d \u00cens\u0103 ne \u00eempopo\u021bon\u0103m cu proiectul european \u0219i m\u00e2nc\u0103m la cantina parlamentului de la Bruxelles. E&#8230; cald\u0103?<br \/>\n      Prea sublimeaz\u0103 unii realitatea parfum\u00e2nd-o cu Coco-uri, prea pun mul\u021bi \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 chestiuni imposibile. S\u0103r\u0103cia \u0219i con\u0219tientizarea (actului fecundator). Idealul socialului, codul bunelor maniere \u0219i practicarea lui. Mai ajungeam ast\u0103zi aici? Mai dep\u0103\u0219eam oare cu capul plecat diferen\u021bele de clas\u0103? Cuteza cineva? C\u0103uta\u021bi \u00een cei ce s-au a\u0219ezat cu fundul pe anumite decizii r\u0103spunsul, dumiri\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u00e2t reprezentam noi, oamenii de r\u00e2nd, \u00een ochii lor. China \u0219i OMS? Doar in\u0219ii din spatele lor.<br \/>\n        Am luat \u021beap\u0103 cu fotografia luat\u0103 lui Badea. Mrejele \u00eentinse sunt false, nu trimit nici prin copii la pu\u0219c\u0103rie \u0219i nici spitalul nu e \u00eenchisoare. Ce-am s\u0103dit \u0219i ce-a ie\u0219it! (Zicerea altcuiva.)<br \/>\n        Muzeele \u0219i bisericile trebuie s\u0103 mai rabde. Oricum ambele predic\u0103 cump\u0103tul. Dincolo de u\u0219ile \u0219i gardurile lor, domni \u0219i doamne, credincio\u0219ii pot doar privi.<br \/>\n      Ne-au spus&#8230;. \u0218i voi trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemplini\u021bi? Nu ra\u021biona\u021bi? Cine ,,ne-au spus\u201d, directorul de spital, ministrul, secretarul de stat, primarul, contabilul&#8230;, cine?<br \/>\n      Am fost plecat \u00een Berlin. De cum am pus piciorul n-am avut alt sentiment. Sunt rom\u00e2n. Am zburat p\u00e2n\u0103 la Bruxelles. Din clipa \u00een care am cobor\u00e2t din avion am \u0219tiut cu certitudine ce sunt. Rom\u00e2n. Nefiind rege, neinspir\u00e2nd acel aer de 8 mai 1866 care d\u0103 ame\u021beli str\u0103inilor. \u0218i ce ame\u021beal\u0103! Un drog: ,,De cum am pus piciorul pe acest p\u0103m\u00e2nt sacru, m-am \u0219i f\u0103cut rom\u00e2n!\u201d \u0218i locomotiva uuu-uuu, \u0219i vagonul tronca-tronca&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>13 mai 2020 Am(a)nda gras(a) S\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi un procesor Intel de genera\u021bie \u0219apte. \u0218i de nou\u0103. 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