{"id":9275,"date":"2020-06-14T22:03:58","date_gmt":"2020-06-14T19:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9275"},"modified":"2020-06-14T22:30:01","modified_gmt":"2020-06-14T19:30:01","slug":"brigada-diverse-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9275","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Zi(\u021b)a (n)un\u0103 (c)u (M)ona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n8 mai 2020<br \/>\n      Raritate o a\u0219a&#8230;. De spus c\u0103-i bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nt\u0103 mierla, la \u021bar\u0103, c\u0103-i cam zicem a\u0219a de parc\u0103 una mie locuitori \u00eenseamn\u0103 totul, \u0219i la ora\u0219. T\u00e2rg. Una bucat\u0103 buric. E at\u00e2ta lini\u0219te. Se simte iar\u0103 mirosul acela de mare, briz\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Pentru cine nu \u0219tie \u0219i nu vrea s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103. Calculele sunt simple. Orice boal\u0103 contagioas\u0103 se poate \u00eentinde la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it. Un individ azi, altul m\u00e2ine. P\u00e2n\u0103 la aproape opt miliarde n-are secolul 21 zile s\u0103 o extermine. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie o declara\u021bie apocaliptic\u0103, ci una pesimist\u0103. Oricum, dac\u0103 unora nu le este la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 semnul de egalitate \u00eentre revenirea virusului la in\u0219ii ce-l contractaser\u0103 \u0219i apari\u021bia lui \u0219i \u00een alte zone \u00een care nu-\u0219i f\u0103cuse de cap, e treaba lor, oric\u00e2t de conferen\u021biari \u0219i lectori se dau prin clasele \u0219i laboratoarelor universitare, r\u0103m\u00e2n la fel de ne\u0219tiutor \u0219i neputincio\u0219i. Dac\u0103 la ei nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 al doilea, al treilea val, dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu este septembrie&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Din a doua \u0219tire, eu doar le preiau nude \u0219i le \u00eembrac dup\u0103 cuviin\u021b\u0103 (sau necuviin\u021b\u0103), re\u021bin doar chestiunea unirii doar \u00een c\u00e2ntec \u0219i vers. Utopic\u0103, muzicienii se plictisesc repede, se pup\u0103, se gratuleaz\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; invers.<br \/>\n      Ce este o fotografie? Un obiect. Ce reprezint\u0103? O ipostaz\u0103. Cine trebuie s\u0103 fie \u00een fotografie? P\u0103i dac\u0103 la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea unui homosexual se ducea o poz\u0103 cu el \u0219i amantul f\u0103c\u00e2nd sex oral, nu v\u0103d de ce \u021binuta unui mare\u0219al, un dictator, mo\u0219 cr\u0103ciun, iisus sau dumnezeu ar trebui s\u0103 devin\u0103 motiv de caz penal.<br \/>\n      V-a\u0219 sugera s\u0103 pune\u021bi totu\u0219i diacriticele. \u00cen limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103ciula \u0219i virgula sub s \u0219i t transform\u0103 tata-n \u021ba\u021b\u0103, sapa-n \u0219ap\u0103&#8230; \u0219i mierlita \u00een mierli\u021b\u0103. Al\u0103tur\u00e2ndu-i bolnav\u0103 aduce a moarte. Fie ea \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103.<br \/>\n      Toate de la prieteni. Doi dani: B\u0103l\u0103cianu \u0219i Petrea. Incitante subiecte, de aceea n-am putut rezista farmecului parto\u0219ian. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd pentru urarea de zi onomastic\u0103, nu \u0219tie c\u0103 spun\u00e2nd for\u021belor de bine o face doar unei p\u0103r\u021bi. Un tip ok ce-\u0219i face veacul printre muzici \u0219i faze haioase. Dou\u0103 dintre ele sunt comentabile. Firmamentul unui neica&#8230; chiar cineva de depus \u00een fruntea stadionului (dosariad\u0103 la greu \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig, de parc\u0103-n nume personal). La a\u0219a ceva se spune nu, oric\u00e2t de onorant\u0103 pare ideea. Din gama \u021binutelor militare (domnul din cca o poart\u0103) te ia cu fiori s\u0103-\u021bi vezi recostumat \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd menestrelii patriei. Indiferent c\u0103 a fost la Buz\u0103u \u0219i-ntr-o unitate militar\u0103.<br \/>\n      Vestea \u00eenmul\u021birii galopante a omenirii este \u00eengrijor\u0103toare, nu fiindc\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 urechile celorlal\u021bi. Miza \u00eempu\u021bin\u0103rii este alta, deranjeaz\u0103 num\u0103rul bog\u0103tanilor. \u0218tirbe\u0219te m\u00e2ndria \u0219i grandoarea existen\u021bilor. Poate fi o ipotez\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      De departe chilotul \u0219i masca sunt ligamentabile.<br \/>\n      Cu aspect de vaselin\u0103&#8230;. O escrocherie? Ce zice\u021bi de n\u0103molul de la mare v\u00e2ndut la sticle de plastic? A vindecat pe cineva?<br \/>\n      Glumele bune pe timpul epidemiei sunt bine venite. Bun\u0103, baie mare, baie mic\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      S-au f\u0103cut doi ani de la nelansatul album al nostru, \u021aara h\u00e2rtiilor. Uitasem. Dar \u0219i voi.<br \/>\n      Danile\u021b s\u0103 stea unde este. \u00cei st\u0103 bine cu biblia juridic\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se recunoasc\u0103 m\u00e2njit. De-ai stat la mas\u0103 cu Traian&#8230;. CCR-ul \u00eel desfiin\u021bam, \u00een ne\u0219tiin\u021ba mea, de-acum&#8230;. Dinainte de \u00eenfiin\u021bare. Tr\u0103g\u00e2nd linie&#8230;. \u00centr-un stat ca al nostru doar asta lipsea. Acum. F\u0103r\u0103 el avem erase de oriunde.<br \/>\n      I-a\u0219. Le-a\u0219 argumenta. Ca s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i s\u0103 bea omul trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 dantura bun\u0103. Dureaz\u0103. Ca s\u0103 te duci la stomatolog trebuie s\u0103 fii decent, iar frizura \u00eengrijit\u0103 face parte din panoplia esteticii sociale. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci restaurantele mai stau \u00eenchise.<br \/>\n      Am dat bir cu fugi\u021bii din ele. Simandico\u0219enii, gre\u021buri \u0219i degete ridicate a ,,Serve\u0219te-m\u0103!&#8221; Mi-am v\u0103rsat pe unul ,,supu\u0219enia&#8221;: s\u0103-\u021bi bagi undeva pu\u0219ca \u0219i cureaua lat\u0103!<br \/>\n      M\u0103 mai minunez \u0219i azi de absurdit\u0103\u021bile sistemelor loco-mecanice sanitare. Ambulan\u021be prefabricate din ma\u0219ini frigorifice, platforme (m\u0103car n-au \u00eemprumutat mecanismul de cobor\u00e2re hidraulic, nu se gr\u0103be\u0219te nimeni s\u0103 aduc\u0103 pacientul coronavirusian \u00een spital) alunecoase, p\u0103ntoase, insuficient de late, \u0219i c\u0103rucioare (revolu\u021bie de la manipularea manual\u0103) ce sfideaz\u0103 legile centrului de greutate \u0219i stabilitate, cu un sistem de ro\u021bi montate la distan\u021b\u0103 de un metru dou\u0103zeci (m\u0103sur\u0103toare ochiometric\u0103) unele de altele, gata s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne pacientul. Arafeturi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 mai 2020 Raritate o a\u0219a&#8230;. De spus c\u0103-i bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba. 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