{"id":9237,"date":"2020-06-09T10:37:46","date_gmt":"2020-06-09T07:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9237"},"modified":"2020-06-09T10:37:46","modified_gmt":"2020-06-09T07:37:46","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-andruc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9237","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Andruc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Colegi&#8230;. O adun\u0103tur\u0103 de be\u021bivi diformi. M\u0103 refer la ai no\u0219tri.<br \/>\n       Vechiul sistem se schimbase radical, \u00eencorpora de patru ori, cu aproxima\u021bie, o reaprindere de lumin\u0103 dup\u0103 ceasul 23:30. Dup\u0103 cum se ,,garau&#8221; \u0219oferii. Privilegia\u021bii. Aceia\u0219i care-i ,,comandaser\u0103&#8221; maistrului chitonogul. Grupa lui Negru \u00eencorpora serviciile. Piticul, \u0219ti\u021bi, cu ,,apele&#8221; la intrarea \u00een Bairamdede, balc\u00e2zul conduc\u0103tor de camion MAN, bozgorul undeva \u00eentre buc\u0103t\u0103rie, cabinetul medical \u0219i cresc\u0103toria de porci, iar restul \u0219oferi de tractoare, buldozere, escavatoare \u0219i mecanici auto.<br \/>\n        \u0218i fiindc\u0103 ungura\u0219ul nostru nu renun\u021base deloc la metehne, dup\u0103 ce fusese l\u0103sat ,,orfan&#8221;, tot cu b\u0103utura la purt\u0103tor, ambalat\u0103 \u00een ,,<strong>ampul\u0103<\/strong>&#8221;, cu diverse sustrageri \u0219i v\u00e2nz\u0103ri la categoria ,,<strong>amorsa<\/strong>&#8221; \u0219i alte materiale de construc\u021bii, la finalul execu\u021biei zilnice se \u00eendestula cu \u021buicu\u0219oar\u0103 \u00eenso\u021bit. El \u0219i balc\u00e2zul se \u00eentorceau la ,,garaj&#8221; ultimii. \u00cen fa\u021b\u0103 ungurul, \u00een spatele lui, siamezic (ori siametic, \u00eemi plac ambele inven\u021bii), balc\u00e2zul cu un cap peste statura lui. H\u00e2d. \u00cemi amintea mereu de \u0219ocul produs \u00een Dr\u0103gaic\u0103 de omul jum\u0103tate-cap-de-bou-jum\u0103tate-cap-de-om. Pe undeva acela avea farmecul lui. Balc\u00e2zul \u00eentruchipa cota maxim\u0103 a ur\u00e2\u021beniei. Vai mama lui! Ungurul un picior \u00een u\u0219\u0103, claxona, secondat de pocitanie care tura motorul. Cinci metri, sens giratoriu (soba), ,,Pentru destina\u021bie p\u0103r\u0103si\u021bi giratoriului la ie\u0219irea a doua&#8230;&#8221;, ,,A\u021bi ajuns!&#8221; Motor oprit &#8211; zgomot de fr\u00e2n\u0103 din ad\u00e2ncul pl\u0103m\u00e2nului, fr\u00e2n\u0103 tras\u0103. Completate de \u0219uieratul unguresc al h\u00e2do-mobilului MAN.<br \/>\n       Halal, c\u0103pitane! Ne f\u0103cu\u0219i pocinogul. S\u0103 ne pui la un loc cu&#8230;. Nu-i mai numesc. Nu ne potriveam deloc, chiar dac\u0103 aparen\u021bele \u0219i situa\u021bia ne scoteau cu acela\u0219i portret \u0219i caracteristici. Eram, \u00eens\u0103, precum polul <strong>anodic<\/strong>, pozitiv, \u0219i cel negativ. O sum\u0103 de 13 <strong>anioni<\/strong> &#8211; aici num\u0103rul avea aceea\u0219i identitate, perfec\u021biune -, cu agita\u021bie molecular\u0103 imprevizibil\u0103, orice algoritm care s\u0103 le fi anticipat mi\u0219c\u0103rile \u0219i reac\u021biile ar fi e\u0219uat. \u00cen\u0103untru maimu\u021ba nebun\u0103 \u0219i dincolo de u\u0219\u0103 leopardul. Jungl\u0103.<br \/>\n        Abia atunci am \u00eenceput s\u0103 g\u0103sesc \u00een num\u0103r\u0103toare unica ra\u021biune de a r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenl\u0103n\u021buit, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 <strong>anexez <\/strong>vie\u021bii \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 solu\u021bia minei, ce p\u0103rea, \u00een ciuda exemplului concludent servit de mai b\u0103tr\u00e2nul coleg abia l\u0103sat la vatr\u0103, o bun\u0103 \u0219i singur\u0103 cale de a r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eentreg. Cu cap \u0219i trup. S\u0103 nu mi se urce s\u00e2ngele tot \u00een creier \u0219i s\u0103 fac un ,,frumos&#8221; <strong>angiom <\/strong>la nici 20 de ani. S\u0103 nu-mi consum glasul suav &#8211; atunci, acum m\u0103 zg\u00e2rie p\u00e2n\u0103&#8230; &#8211; pe nenum\u0103rate <strong>angine <\/strong>c\u00e2t s\u0103-l pierd \u00eenainte de vreme.<br \/>\n       \u0218i, la limita incredibilului, pe burni\u021ba aceea de \u00eenceput de noiembrie, la cifra 1 a celor 73 r\u0103mase, m\u0103 <strong>animai<\/strong> cu cea mai stupid\u0103 posibilitate, dest\u0103inuit\u0103 furierului, colegul de ,,rockotec\u0103&#8221;: ,,Parc-a\u0219 merge acas\u0103&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n       ,,Desigur! 48 de ore, \u00eenvoire. M\u0103 duc s-o semneze c\u0103pitanul \u0219i pleci cu autobuzul Tagcm-ului. Vin imediat!&#8221;<br \/>\n        S\u0103 le\u0219in&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colegi&#8230;. O adun\u0103tur\u0103 de be\u021bivi diformi. M\u0103 refer la ai no\u0219tri. 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