{"id":9215,"date":"2020-06-07T15:25:31","date_gmt":"2020-06-07T12:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9215"},"modified":"2020-06-07T15:25:31","modified_gmt":"2020-06-07T12:25:31","slug":"brigada-diverse-oteria-onurilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9215","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)oteria (s)onurilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n1, 2 mai 2020<br \/>\n      Eu care eram \u00eempotriva ma\u0219inilor. \u0218i sunt!<br \/>\n      \u0218i nu prefer bicicleta, mi-a provocat at\u00e2tea st\u0103ri divergente. Inegalabile! Dar de azi \u00eemi doresc ma\u0219in\u0103, s\u0103-\u0219i respire fiecare oxigenul, ei din interiorul reciclat de aparatul de aer condi\u021bionat, eu pe cel de pe strad\u0103, a\u0219a cum obi\u0219nuiam p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 11 martie. Chiar dac\u0103 Buz\u0103ul e-o mic\u0103 Elve\u021bie!<br \/>\n      2, 3, 4 \u0219i-un 5. Vin\u0103 aruncat\u0103 gratuit, aici reac\u021bia popular\u0103 este vinovat\u0103, imputa\u021bia multi socializ\u0103rii \u00eei revine rasei umane \u00eentrutotul. Cifre pentru tot at\u00e2tea foste re\u021bele telefonice, pentru c\u00e2t pot ele avea v\u00e2n\u0103 de circula\u021bie. R\u00e2nd pe r\u00e2nd&#8230;. Na\u021biunile sunt surprinse sau doresc s\u0103 se afi\u0219eze surprinse decret\u00e2nd doar o masc\u0103 ultima descoperire, una pe cale s\u0103 paralizeze voin\u021be, s\u0103 urm\u0103reasc\u0103&#8230;. Sunt mari a\u0219tept\u0103ri de la \u021b\u0103rile nordice, europene, vedem \u00een ele modele, \u00een niciun caz naivitate. Dintre cele mai rasate. S\u0103 nu fi sesizat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 rela\u021bionarea la distan\u021b\u0103, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 o re\u021bea ce se ocup\u0103 cu a\u0219a ceva? S\u0103 nu \u0219tie c\u0103 fie \u0219i date banale, precum ,,Ce faci, Ioana? Ce-ai g\u0103tit azi? Ai dus-o pe Alina la \u0219coal\u0103? Ai v\u0103zut, fat\u0103, ce frumoas\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut, ce rochi\u021b\u0103 i-am cump\u0103rat?&#8230;&#8221; S-a dormit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum? Ni se \u0219tiu numele, locurile unde st\u0103m, c\u00e2t st\u0103m \u00een ele, unde ne deplas\u0103m, convorbirile, intimit\u0103\u021bile, chiar mai bine ca noi. Nea\u0219teptat de multe date puse la dispozi\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 nicio constr\u00e2ngere. Olandezii ne sorocesc viitor sumbru din cauza telefoanelor, ne v\u0103d anihila\u021bi, enerva\u021bi, manipula\u021bi chiar la cea mai mic\u0103 vibra\u021bie. De-aia-s plin de&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Manevre aer-sol, terestru-terestru dup\u0103 model klingonian&#8230;. Se mai proroce\u0219te c\u0103 ne va fi fric\u0103 unii de al\u021bii. C\u00e2nd nu ne-a fost? C\u00e2nd vezi fe\u021be umbrite, asemenea terori\u0219tilor b\u0103rbo\u0219a\u021bi din pustiurile arabe, c\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba cur\u021bii parcheaz\u0103 o pu\u0219toaic\u0103 de 19 ani, un nimic de mercedes, se urc\u0103 \u00een alta \u0219i dispare pentru c\u00e2teva ore, c\u00e2nd b\u0103tr\u00e2nii alearg\u0103 dispera\u021bi s\u0103 colecteze musai un puiu\u021b de virus, c\u00e2nd pleac\u0103 rom\u00e2nul s\u0103n\u0103tos ca s\u0103 dispere apoi de unde l-a dus setea de \u00eembog\u0103\u021bire, c\u00e2nd \u021biganii sunt ciurd\u0103 pe str\u0103zi, c\u00e2nd circul\u0103 ma\u0219inile nestingherite \u0219i poli\u021bia ia-o de unde nu-i, c\u00e2nd se scrie ca-n timpul egiptenilor cu hieroglife, c\u00e2nd credulitatea a atins cote maxime? S\u0103 nu-\u021bi fie? Ce altceva s\u0103 te mai relaxeze?<br \/>\n      Poate imperativele unora. Cei absolutiza\u021bi publicistic cu verdicte din capul locului, apoi \u00eenmuia\u021bi cu opin\u0103ri. Toate sunt simple p\u0103reri. Inclusiv ale pre\u0219edintelui, nu reprezint\u0103 adev\u0103rul de net\u0103g\u0103duit, nu rezolu\u021bii definitive. \u0218i cine este P\u00eervulescu, cine&#8230; cine mai dori\u021bi? Cet\u0103\u021beni c\u0103rora le umbl\u0103 scenarii prin minte, fiindc\u0103 realitatea a fost \u0219i va fi cu totul alta.<br \/>\n      La polul omolog stau camerele. Le e rostul. S\u0103 caute. S\u0103 adune informa\u021bii \u0219i s\u0103 clacheze. Dac\u0103 nici speciali\u0219tii nu reu\u0219esc s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 solu\u021biile ideale \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Fie elev, fie profesor, situa\u021bia le este incert\u0103 \u0219i ne-definitiv\u0103. Post, titularizare. T\u00e2mpenii inventate de in\u0219i mai pu\u021bin de\u0219tep\u021bi capabili s\u0103 fac\u0103 din masa profesoral\u0103 una incert\u0103. De ce nu se inventeaz\u0103 o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna un singur examen dup\u0103 terminarea facult\u0103\u021bii, iar pentru angajare s\u0103 faci pa\u0219ii uzuali, nu \u00een fa\u021ba inspectoratului, ci la locul de munc\u0103. E\u0219ti capabil, predai, de nu, \u00ee\u021bi cau\u021bi alt loc de munc\u0103.<br \/>\n      M-am convins. M-au convins ultimele \u00eengrijor\u0103ri ale profului de francez\u0103. Nici pe Sena nu curge lapte. Nici \u00een Grenoble nu sunt m\u0103\u0219ti la farmacie. \u0218i la poalele Versailles-ului se dau amenzi grase.<br \/>\n        \u00ceng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 perpetu\u0103, tovar\u0103\u0219i!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1, 2 mai 2020 Eu care eram \u00eempotriva ma\u0219inilor. \u0218i sunt! \u0218i nu prefer bicicleta, mi-a provocat at\u00e2tea st\u0103ri divergente.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9216,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9215\/revisions\/9216"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}