{"id":9153,"date":"2020-05-31T20:29:05","date_gmt":"2020-05-31T17:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9153"},"modified":"2020-06-04T22:29:29","modified_gmt":"2020-06-04T19:29:29","slug":"cotetul-metafore-revenirea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9153","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Revenirea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nRevenirea<\/p>\n<p>Ce-nseamn\u0103 via\u021ba asta, dragii mei!<br \/>\n\u0218i cum se-ntoarce iute roata ei!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 vorbim de roata cu pricina<br \/>\nV\u0103 spui c\u0103 s-a \u00eentors doamna Florina!<\/p>\n<p>S-a-ntors din nou inspector general,<br \/>\nDe unde a fost alungat\u0103, cic\u0103, ilegal!<br \/>\nRevine-acum \u00een postul s\u0103u, \u00een for\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nVictorioas\u0103, \u021bin\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 o tor\u021b\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cu care s\u0103-i&#8230; p\u00e2rleasc\u0103 pe du\u0219mani<br \/>\nCare n-au vrut ca ea s\u0103 fie&#8230; \u0219ef la bani,<br \/>\nDar, ea, av\u00e2nd \u00een piept inima mare,<br \/>\nNu va dori s\u0103 caute vreo r\u0103zbunare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Din contr\u0103, pe to\u021bi du\u0219manii ea \u00eei va iubi<br \/>\n\u0218i cu iertare cre\u0219tineasc\u0103 \u00eei va r\u0103spl\u0103ti!<br \/>\nC\u0103ci asta ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103-n cartea de religie,<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi iube\u0219ti du\u0219manii ca propria efigie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De-acuma, gata cu at\u00e2ta brambureal\u0103!<br \/>\nSe va administra din nou, cu socoteal\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0218i ordinea deplin\u0103 va domni din nou,<br \/>\nDin tronul toalet\u0103 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la birou!<\/p>\n<p>S-au tot schimbat inspectorii pe-aicea<br \/>\nDar nici chiar doamna inspector Burducea<br \/>\nN-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 se ridice la-n\u0103l\u021bimea ei,<br \/>\n\u0218i de-aia-i cea mai potrivit\u0103 func\u021biei!<\/p>\n<p>Ai spune chiar c\u0103-i o femeie unicat,<br \/>\n\u00cen care toat\u0103 competen\u021ba s-a-ntrupat!<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, altcineva mai bun nici nu exist\u0103<br \/>\nEi, asta chiar ar fi o veste trist\u0103!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar trebuie s\u0103 fim din nou \u00eencrez\u0103tori!<br \/>\nCu ea din nou la c\u00e2rm\u0103, vor m\u00e2nca \u0219i nori!<br \/>\nElevii \u0219i profesorii, cu to\u021bii \u00eempreun\u0103,<br \/>\nVor face, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, \u00een \u0219coal\u0103, treab\u0103 bun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne rug\u0103m de s\u0103n\u0103tatea dumneaei,<br \/>\nA doamnei inspectoare, unicei!<br \/>\n\u00cen care sper\u0103, iat\u0103, \u00eentregul minister<br \/>\nDin ce motiv?, R\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenc\u0103 un mister&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Revenirea Ce-nseamn\u0103 via\u021ba asta, dragii mei! 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