{"id":9151,"date":"2020-05-31T20:26:04","date_gmt":"2020-05-31T17:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9151"},"modified":"2020-05-31T20:34:43","modified_gmt":"2020-05-31T17:34:43","slug":"brigada-diverse-emei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9151","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)emei &#8211; c\u00e2(f) (r)ece"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n30 aprilie 2020<br \/>\n        \u00cen cas\u0103 fiind, efectiv \u0219i necum disperat s\u0103 ies la iarb\u0103&#8230;. Culeg din plantele s\u0103dite de nebuna lume a virtualit\u0103\u021bii.<br \/>\n        A\u0219i! Femeie, History \u0219i Discovery le-au publicat de c\u00e2teva luni! \u0218i ce-au desecretizat? Ni\u0219te purici pe-un display de avion. Cele mai proaste imagini. Ne mai l\u0103ud\u0103m c\u0103 vedem universul p\u00e2n\u0103-n m\u0103runtaie. A\u0219i!<br \/>\n        Blestemate zile. Virusuri \u00een via\u021ba real\u0103, viru\u0219i pe canalele de internet, p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219enii pe Facebook. \u2018zi diminea\u021b\u0103 pingul telefonic. S\u0103-mi fac reclam\u0103. Nu. Butonez. Niciun efect. \u00cenchid. Iar. Email. \u00cenchid. Din nou. Anun\u021b pe face&#8230;. Butonez&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 mi-o pun \u00een bra\u021be: sunte\u021bi la prima reclam\u0103, total de plat\u0103 37 virgul\u0103&#8230; dolari. Chinez\u0103rii ei&#8230;. Le-nfig primul mesaj administratorilor: c\u00e2nd, cum, de ce&#8230;? R\u0103spuns: s-o crezi matale c\u0103 are efect tipul \u0103sta de reclama\u021bie, e doar a\u0219a, de control.<br \/>\n      Cu umilele mele vorbe. N-am r\u0103mas la aceea\u0219i titulatur\u0103 cu &#8230; urmele facebook-ului fiindc\u0103 m-au tentat enigmisticele, e drept, mai u\u0219oare, mai aluzive \u0219i mai pu\u021bin criptate dec\u00e2t ce-mi veni la f\u0103r\u0103delege&#8230;, dar n-am putut renun\u021ba la tenta\u021bia de a reculege clipite din noianul \u0219ederilor acas\u0103.<br \/>\n      Cine st\u0103. \u0218i-n ordinea sucit\u0103 a culegerilor de p\u00e2n\u0103 ast\u0103zi, instantaneele furate-n screenshot reabiliteaz\u0103 jude\u021bul nici moldav, nici din \u021bara rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, nici ardelean, dobrogean deloc: Buz\u0103ul. Arbitru. Regiune \u00een sine. Un gen &#8211; opiniune intrinsec\u0103 &#8211; de Elve\u021bie, Monaco sau Luxemburg. \u00cendr\u0103znesc chiar Vatican, blasfemie, dar cum mi-s ateu&#8230;.<br \/>\n      P\u0103\u021bii destule. Exact o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 desparte de dezastrul LEZP, un g\u00e2ndac de buc\u0103t\u0103rie online pe care-l g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een ungherele disper\u0103rii dup\u0103 o cheie de uz personal \u0219i colegial, \u00een stare s\u0103 devoreze \u00een c\u00e2teva momente toat\u0103 munca de doi ani, un corona-rian lecuibil cu mai mult de c\u00e2t reclama, un 980 bitcoinian. \u00cen s\u0103r\u0103cia mea&#8230; o s\u0103 formatez hardul \u0219i&#8230; aleag\u0103-se praful.<br \/>\n      Promisiuni de\u0219arte. Mare cu sare, regate cu palate. Pornir\u0103m timid: \u00een a cincea \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 arama pe fa\u021b\u0103. La a pai\u0219pea e\u0219ti ori mort, ori vindecat. Trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Hai, luna. Cinci merge? Ultimatum: soixante-dix. Strigare european\u0103. \u00cemi vine deodat\u0103 cu OZN-ul \u00een minte Kurzweil. Nanobo\u021bi. 2020. Femeie!, asta va s\u0103 fi fost! Ce vaccin, ce clonare, ce \u00eempotrivire? Praf microscopic ORL \u0219i devenim nemuritori. Ce-o fi dup\u0103 2045 \u00een singularitatea lui, extratere\u0219tri cu mila!<br \/>\n        At\u00e2t a putut vizionarul \u00een incertitudinile personale, i s-au opacizat min\u021bile. Om&#8230;. Ziua vaccinului ne \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dea \u00eentr-un col\u021b al clasei, de-a-nt\u00e2ia, de-a opta, copilul din fiecare se ghemuia \u00een sine de fric\u0103. Chiar \u0219i pentr-un strop de untur\u0103 de pe\u0219te nea\u0219teptat \u0219i nedorit curiozitatea disp\u0103rea \u0219i nu f\u0103cea pa\u0219i \u00eenainte. Ca-ntr-o ipostaz\u0103 de secol 19 la propunerea doamnei Plugaru.<br \/>\n      Ca \u0219i-n a doua. Nu cred \u00een dans, \u00een necesitatea lui dincolo de urm\u0103rile intimit\u0103\u021bilor de alcov, dar am convingeri din zona mi\u0219c\u0103rii, cu preponderen\u021b\u0103 \u00een ultima parte a vie\u021bii. \u00centre cele dou\u0103 st\u0103ri pot coexista rela\u021bion\u0103ri. \u00cen limita ra\u021bionalului actual, c\u0103 leacul opririi \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nirii mai are de a\u0219teptat. \u0218i-n niciun caz nu va fi dansul paliativul s\u0103u.<br \/>\n        Teoriile actuale au capacitatea de-a isteriza. Posibila nemurire se atribuie unei transl\u0103ri de informa\u021bie cerebral\u0103 \u00een ceva-ul \u00eenc\u0103 nedefinit al materiei de f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een care am curajul aprob\u0103rii, \u00eens\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc sensul. Un om, o posibilitate. Care dintre cei deja pl\u0103m\u0103di\u021bi s\u0103 conteze? Pentru care rost? St\u0103ruind pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 am ajuns la acela\u0219i nonsens. Om &#8211; hran\u0103. Om &#8211; resurse vitale. Om &#8211; spirit. Ma\u0219in\u0103 &#8211; energie. Ma\u0219in\u0103 &#8211; materie. Ma\u0219in\u0103 &#8211; ioc sentimente.<br \/>\n        S\u0103-\u021bi r\u0103spund, D\u0103nu\u021b. \u021aara ta nu este independent\u0103 economic. Fiindc\u0103 economia, conceptual, nu s-a fundat pe teritoriul ei. Ai uitat? Agrarieni. 1877? A, \u0219i cea cu pa\u0219tele cosmic. Bun\u0103! R\u0103u!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30 aprilie 2020 \u00cen cas\u0103 fiind, efectiv \u0219i necum disperat s\u0103 ies la iarb\u0103&#8230;. 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