{"id":9124,"date":"2020-05-27T23:21:11","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T20:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9124"},"modified":"2020-05-27T23:21:11","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T20:21:11","slug":"cotetul-metafore-revansa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9124","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Revan\u0219a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nRevan\u0219a<\/p>\n<p>-I-auzi, b\u0103, Vasile!<br \/>\nAm b\u0103tut pe Chile!<br \/>\n-Da&#39; de ce, b\u0103, Gic\u0103?<br \/>\nCe-am f\u0103cut, adic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-De ce i-am b\u0103tut?<br \/>\nCe dracu&#8217; au f\u0103cut?<br \/>\n-N-au f\u0103cut nimica!<br \/>\nDoar s\u0103 ne ia frica!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, b\u0103, dar&#8230; pe Chile?!<br \/>\n-P\u0103i da, b\u0103, Vasile!<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i ei,<br \/>\nC\u0103 noi suntem zmei!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ne-am luat revan\u0219a,<br \/>\nCa pilotul, man\u0219a!<br \/>\nAdic\u0103, se-am\u00e2n\u0103,<br \/>\nAm luat-o-n&#8230; m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Hai c\u0103 aberezi!<br \/>\nDar pe polonezi,<br \/>\nCum nu s-a putut<br \/>\n\u0218i nu i-am b\u0103tut?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 era important<br \/>\nUn succes marcant<br \/>\n\u0218i-o calificare<br \/>\nEra lucru mare!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i dac\u0103 n-ascul\u021bi!<br \/>\nEi erau mai mul\u021bi!<br \/>\n-Cine, polonezii?<br \/>\nNu, Gic\u0103&#8230; chinezii!<\/p>\n<p>-Sile, stai a\u0219a,<br \/>\nNu te enerva!<br \/>\nZi, ca s\u0103-n\u021beleg,<br \/>\nC\u0103 io sunt mai bleg!<\/p>\n<p>Deci noi trebuia<br \/>\nDup\u0103 mintea ta,<br \/>\nS\u0103-i batem pe le\u0219i<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 fim ale\u0219i?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00eei b\u0103team,<br \/>\nNe calificam<br \/>\n\u0218i mergeam la ru\u0219i?<br \/>\nCe facem acu\u0219i?<\/p>\n<p>-Cam a\u0219a, b\u0103, Gic\u0103!<br \/>\nAi tu mintea mic\u0103,<br \/>\nDa&#8217; te-ai prins \u0219i tu,<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu mergem! Nu!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fiindc\u0103 trebuia,<br \/>\nCu Polonia,<br \/>\nNoi s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103m,<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 mai sper\u0103m!<\/p>\n<p>Acum, asta-i treaba!<br \/>\nJuc\u0103m cam degeaba!<br \/>\nC\u0103 asta ni-e starea,<br \/>\nNe pl\u00e2ngem ratarea!<\/p>\n<p>Iar p-\u0103\u0219tia&#8230; pe Chile,<br \/>\nS\u0103-n\u021belegi, Vasile,<br \/>\nI-am b\u0103tut de nervi,<br \/>\nDa&#8217; tu nu observi!<\/p>\n<p>Oricum, nu conteaz\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i nu se puncteaz\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 le-am dat noi trei<br \/>\n\u0218i doar dou\u0103, ei!<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cencep s\u0103-n\u021beleg,<br \/>\nC\u00e2t \u00ees io de bleg!&#8230;<br \/>\nAdic\u0103, b\u0103, Gic\u0103,<br \/>\nNa\u021bionala-i mic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-atuncea, b\u0103ie\u021bii,<br \/>\nTo\u021bi cu \u0219coala vie\u021bii,<br \/>\nDe ce se mai chinuie,<br \/>\n\u0218i lumea s\u0103-i huiduie?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Gic\u0103 \u0219i Vasile,<br \/>\nSunt, de dou\u0103 zile,<br \/>\n\u00cen mare dilem\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i au o problem\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot s\u0103-n\u021beleag\u0103,<br \/>\nCu mintea lor bleag\u0103,<br \/>\nDe ce Na\u021bionala,<br \/>\nJoac\u0103 alandala?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ce rost mai are,<br \/>\nZarva asta mare,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 juc\u0103m iar,<br \/>\nFotbal, doar \u00een&#8230; ziar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Revan\u0219a -I-auzi, b\u0103, Vasile! Am b\u0103tut pe Chile! -Da&#39; de ce, b\u0103, Gic\u0103? 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