{"id":9108,"date":"2020-05-24T22:01:08","date_gmt":"2020-05-24T19:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9108"},"modified":"2020-05-24T22:01:08","modified_gmt":"2020-05-24T19:01:08","slug":"brigada-diverse-oala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9108","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Bi-se(x)i&#8230; ca (b)oal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n18 aprilie 2020<br \/>\n      Are gripa spaniol\u0103 ceva atractiv, ceva distant&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Trimitea ipistatul s\u0103 z\u0103d\u0103rniceasc\u0103 plec\u0103rile \u00een haite, le pusese cruce intr\u0103rilor, cu vopsea ro\u0219ie, gonea oarele de pe uli\u021b\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      De-a\u021bi vedea pozele Bucure\u0219tilor de alt\u0103dat\u0103. \u00cen centru curcanul, pe del\u0103turi urangutanul. Tin\u0103, gropi&#8230;. S\u0103 le nume\u0219ti str\u0103zi? Iar dac\u0103 pentru capital\u0103 preten\u021biile se reduceau la dou\u0103 a\u0219a zise bulevarde, \u021bara pus\u0103 roat\u0103 \u00eemprejuru-i ar\u0103ta jalnic, or\u0103\u0219ele-sat \u0219i sate&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Nu igiena este de pus \u00een discu\u021bie, ea oricum nu exista, ci lipsa total\u0103 de con\u0219tientizare, de \u00eengr\u0103dire. G\u00e2ndind c\u0103 un eveniment ca Pa\u0219tele putea aduce o decimare \u00een mas\u0103. Va fi fost Unirea, pe care abia acum o v\u0103d \u00een adev\u0103rata lumin\u0103: noroc chior. Toat\u0103 Europa era fiart\u0103 de virus, neat\u00e2rnarea noastr\u0103 devenind posibil\u0103 prin absen\u021ba preocup\u0103rii lor, b\u0103tr\u00e2na&#8230; ardea, Rom\u00e2nia se sc\u0103rpina de la funiile de usturoi aplicate \u00een jurul g\u00e2tului.<br \/>\n      Fotografiile de la 1918 par extrase din cotidian, m\u0103\u0219tile nu \u0219i-au schimbat cu mult modelul, inhalatoarele de aer la fel, paturile se \u00een\u0219irau ca la chinezi, familii restr\u00e2nse&#8230;. Numai cele de la C\u00e2mpia Turzii au curajul total al ,,demasc\u0103rii\u201d \u0219i incon\u0219tien\u021ba ignorantului, oric\u00e2t de de\u0219tep\u021bi s-ar fi crezut \u0219i postat \u00een ierarhia \u021b\u0103rii, c\u00e2\u021biva dintre gripa\u021bii de seam\u0103, un Pop Cicio, s-au \u00eenvitejit s\u0103 vin\u0103 din patriotism total la&#8230;. Dat, c\u0103ci era \u00een plin\u0103 criz\u0103, cu temperatur\u0103, abia \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se pe picioare.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2\u021bi or fi murit atunci, nu se \u0219tie. Am ni\u0219te preten\u021bii de statistic\u0103&#8230;. Ne\u00eentemeiate. Atunci ca atunci, ce te faci ast\u0103zi, la ceasul marilor realiz\u0103ri umane, c\u00e2nd nu \u0219tii nici c\u00e2\u021bi se \u00eemboln\u0103vesc \u0219i nici c\u00e2\u021bi mor exact m\u0103car de pe o zi pe alta. Probabil c\u0103 certitudinea cea mai mare o reprezint\u0103 numerele \u00een sc\u0103dere ale celor izola\u021bi \u0219i carantina\u021bi, acolo am vaga b\u0103nuial\u0103 c\u0103 suntem frunt\u0103\u0219i, de-o s\u0103 ne trezim peste dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, cel t\u00e2rziu, f\u0103r\u0103 niciunul dintre ace\u0219tia. \u00cen schimb ne vom trezi din senin c\u0103 apar bolnavi \u0219i mor\u021bi din&#8230; aer.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n      Unor na\u021biuni le vine greu a crede c\u0103 omul e prost f\u0103cut gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u0219i doar norocul cosmic l-a de\u0219teptat aparent, nu minte a primit de acolo de sus-jos-dreapta-st\u00e2nga, a c\u0103p\u0103tat mici piese pe care s\u0103 le \u00eembine dup\u0103 cum crede de cuviin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i uneori a primit \u0219i o lec\u021bie gratis ca s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 tolomacul \u00eens\u0103\u0219i esen\u021ba materiei. Iar dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea milioane de ani de cic\u0103leal\u0103 \u0219i de-a gata date a venit cu un test surpriz\u0103. Se descurc\u0103, scap\u0103, nu, i se \u0219terge tot \u0219i o ia de la zero.<br \/>\n      Pare, dar nu este un joc. E miza continu\u0103rii, dac\u0103 \u0219tie rezolvarea, merge mai departe cu toate micile realiz\u0103ri, nu, devine maimu\u021b\u0103 cu creierul gol. Ia virusul, \u00eenvinge-l dac\u0103 po\u021bi. ,,St\u0103p\u00e2ne, m\u0103car doi ani de m\u0103 la\u0219i&#8230;\u201d ,,\u0218i o sut\u0103, dar dac\u0103 supravie\u021buie\u0219te m\u0103car unul.\u201d Va trebuie s\u0103 fie cel mai de\u0219tept \u0219i cel mai dibaci \u00een ceasul 99. Altfel ne-am chinuit degeaba.<br \/>\n      Dar v\u0103 propun o alt\u0103 chestiune ce m-a determinat s\u0103 calc pe marginea ei, nu \u00een miez. Tot se dau ce ceasul mor\u021bii ufologii (\u0219i credincio\u0219ii sunt \u00een aceea\u0219i categorie) \u0219i la fel ca paranteza\u021bii eviden\u021biaz\u0103 nev\u0103zutul \u0219i inexplicabilul cu ,,nu se poate altfel\u201d. De partea opus\u0103, secretomanii m\u00e2zg\u0103lesc presupusele probe cu orice poate \u0219terge existen\u021ba unui c\u00e2t de mic eveniment ciudat. C\u0103 este sau nu este. Englezii, prin anul 1980, f\u0103ceau s\u0103 dispar\u0103 probele locale la o aterizare, aten\u021bie, a unor ,,tipi\u201d din viitor, \u00eentr-o&#8230; p\u0103dure. Cu cr\u0103ci, cu foc, cu ce le-a venit mai lesne \u0219i mai repede s\u0103 solu\u021bioneze incidentul.<br \/>\n        \u0218i-n timp ce ei acoper\u0103 adev\u0103rul, la propriu, noi \u00eel dezvelim de orice mister: t\u0103iem p\u0103durile ca s\u0103 prindem \u00een fapt intrusul nep\u0103m\u00e2ntean, s\u0103-l vedem oriunde ar \u00eencerca s\u0103 se piteasc\u0103. \u0218i-o fugi, poate, cu microbul lui cu tot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18 aprilie 2020 Are gripa spaniol\u0103 ceva atractiv, ceva distant&#8230;. Trimitea ipistatul s\u0103 z\u0103d\u0103rniceasc\u0103 plec\u0103rile \u00een haite, le pusese cruce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9109,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9108\/revisions\/9109"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}