{"id":9075,"date":"2020-05-17T12:51:04","date_gmt":"2020-05-17T09:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9075"},"modified":"2020-05-17T12:51:04","modified_gmt":"2020-05-17T09:51:04","slug":"brigada-diverse-edrept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9075","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Sta(r)ul (n)edrept"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Sarcastic\u0103 \u0219i amuzant\u0103 matematic\u0103. Rece \u0219i greu de comb\u0103tut.<br \/>\n      Scade num\u0103rul de mor\u021bi din Italia. Bucurie imens\u0103 adoptat\u0103 prin simpatie. Fenomen g\u00e2ndit simplist \u0219i \u00een batjocur\u0103. Propun o variant\u0103 la fel de precar\u0103, dar dublat\u0103 de bun sim\u021b. A se revedea nu popula\u021bia \u00eentregii Italii, s\u0103 zicem, ci a zonei cea mai afectat\u0103 de boal\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o numim. S\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m a-i da o popula\u021bie. 100.000. \u00cen prima zi mor doi. \u00cen a doua patru. \u00cen ziua trei \u00eenc\u0103 patru. \u00cen ziua patru 10. \u00cen ziua cinci 20. \u00cen ziua \u0219ase 30. \u00cen ziua \u0219apte 27. \u00cen ziua opt 50. \u00cen a noua 80. \u00cen&#8230; a 30-a 400. \u00cen a 31 380. \u00cen ziua patruzeci 350. Nu omite\u021bi nici m\u0103car o zi \u0219i nu uita\u021bi panta descresc\u0103toare a urm\u0103toarelor 30. Aritmetic vorbind vor fi pierit 24.000. La acest final lucrurile stau a\u0219a: o parte pierdut\u0103 din patru ini\u021biale. La jum\u0103tatea crizei reset\u0103m popula\u021bia \u0219i o lu\u0103m cu mor\u021bii de la zero. 88.000. Vii. \u0218i tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimii doi deceda\u021bi. Ziua 31. Procentul mor\u021bilor 0,431818182. \u00cen zece zile procentele adunate dau 4,14772728. Un procent ce scade foarte pu\u021bin, la ordinul sutelor, dar \u00een medie de doar 0,414&#8230;. Reset\u00e2nd contorul se observ\u0103 c\u0103 nu vorbim de o sc\u0103dere, ci de o cre\u0219tere evident\u0103, cu mic\u0219or\u0103ri insignifiante fa\u021b\u0103 de num\u0103rul popula\u021biei r\u0103mase. S\u0103 se mai r\u0103sufle u\u0219urat dup\u0103 acest calcul, dac\u0103 mai d\u0103 m\u00e2na.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n      Da&#8217; omenoas\u0103 lume-n ora\u0219. Iese cu por\u021bioara, respect\u0103 statu-n cas\u0103, al\u0103turi de familie, \u00ee\u0219i \u021bine la pre\u021buire b\u0103tr\u00e2nii, \u00eei ofer\u0103 gimnastica zilnic\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i european\u0103. \u021aine mor\u021bi\u0219 s\u0103 fie \u00een pas cu muma-i. Cu eforturi sus\u021binute \u0219i disperate. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te pandemia ne situ\u0103m la coad\u0103, de aceea toate demersurile. Numai 176 de decese? Doar 4414 depista\u021bi cu boala deceniului? \u0218i s\u0103 scad\u0103 a\u0219a drastic izola\u021bii, de la 113.000 la 90.000 \u00een 24 de ore? Asta-i prea de tot!<br \/>\n      Unde era microbul mai afurisit? \u00cen Italia. S\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 la origini (nu cele&#8230;) floarea emigra\u021biei din Lombardia! 150.000! Nimic. Cine se mai \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219te \u0219i face aproape mia pe zi? Spania. S\u0103 vin\u0103 c\u00e2t de mul\u021bi, 50.000! Germania, Fran\u021ba? Doar 15.000? Anglia, m-auzi? Rom\u00e2ni din tot occidentul, urni\u021bi-v\u0103! Ru\u0219ine, na\u021biune! Dup\u0103 ce-am ratat focarul chinez, nu suntem \u00een stare de unul mai de-aproape, mai f\u0103r\u0103 avioane \u0219i transoceanice? Chiar f\u0103r\u0103 de&#8230; se rezolv\u0103. SRI-ul nu doarme. Om la datorie, de sacrificiu!<br \/>\n      Pfiu! Am sc\u0103pat! L-am luat \u0219i-l d\u0103m mai departe, din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, de la bush la gur\u0103, de la nas la&#8230;. Ne mi\u0219c\u0103m \u00eens\u0103 greu, ni-i poporul comod. S\u0103 renun\u021b\u0103m? Ba! Poate-om prinde m\u0103car locul 10.<br \/>\n      Pu\u021bini dar buni. \u0218apte la asfalt, \u0219apte la copaci, \u0219apte la beton, \u0219apte la flori, \u0219apte la re\u021beaua de cablu, \u0219apte negri mititei (la mititei, dolofani), \u0219apte b\u0103tr\u00e2nei, \u0219apte poli\u021bi\u0219ti (\u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103), o dat\u0103 la \u0219apte zile anun\u021bul st\u0103rii de urgen\u021b\u0103, unul din \u0219apte trec\u0103tori cu masc\u0103, niciunul din \u0219apte cu m\u0103nu\u0219i, \u0219apte la banc\u0103, de \u0219apte ori \u0219aptezeci la super (ponderate) marketuri (magazin rural&#8230;), \u0219apte la tricou, \u0219apte din ghetou, \u0219apte p\u00e2ini, \u0219apte&#8230;.<br \/>\n      \u0218apte bice la bucile goale (na c-am devenit ceea ce n-am dorit!) pentru tot at\u00e2tea atacuri de panic\u0103 pe care mi le-a creat ie\u0219irea cu treab\u0103 foarte urgent\u0103 \u00een&#8230;. Ora\u0219? R\u00e2s! De r\u00e2s! S\u0103 invi\u021bi tu pacientul sculat din pat \u0219i-mbr\u0103cat \u00een fug\u0103, s\u0103-i urezi bine\u021bea bine\u021bilor \u0219i s\u0103 nu ai m\u0103car un pui de coronavirus a doua, a treia zi?<br \/>\n      Poate c-o mai fi timp&#8230;. Cinci s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni (fiindc\u0103 m\u0103 doare-n doiori\u0219aptele lor, \u00eel am pe pai\u0219pe-al meu)&#8230; \u0219i-om mai vedea&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarcastic\u0103 \u0219i amuzant\u0103 matematic\u0103. Rece \u0219i greu de comb\u0103tut. Scade num\u0103rul de mor\u021bi din Italia. 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