{"id":9055,"date":"2020-05-13T23:00:24","date_gmt":"2020-05-13T20:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9055"},"modified":"2020-05-13T23:00:24","modified_gmt":"2020-05-13T20:00:24","slug":"cotetul-metafore-promotie-reducere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9055","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Promo\u021bie la reducere"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Fra\u021bi rom\u00e2ni, ie\u0219i\u021bi acum din case!
\nSe pare c\u0103 vin vremi… s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cioase!
\nC\u0103ci iat\u0103, sunt unii care par s\u0103 \u0219tie,
\n\u0218i se-mbulzesc s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere h\u00e2rtie!…<\/p>\n

Nu, nu este h\u00e2rtie pentru faxuri,
\nE tot \u00een role, igienic\u0103, \u00een baxuri…
\nIat\u0103 cum, pentru astfel de h\u00e2rtie,
\nSe d\u0103 o-adev\u0103rat\u0103 b\u0103t\u0103lie…<\/p>\n

,,-Aoleu, mor, nu mai \u00eempinge\u021bi,
\nC\u0103 tot acolo o s-ajunge\u021bi!\u201d
\n,,-Ajungem, da, e-adev\u0103rat,
\nDar c\u00e2nd h\u00e2rtia deja s-a terminat!\u201d<\/p>\n

,,-Hai, domnu’ c\u0103 vin zorii toamnei!
\nMergi \u00eenainte, p\u00e2n\u0103-n… ,,laterala” doamnei!\u201d
\n,,-Sta\u021bi doamn\u0103, nu m\u0103 mai pip\u0103i\u021bi,
\nMai jos de buzunar, nimic n-o s\u0103 g\u0103si\u021bi!\u201d<\/p>\n

,,-Vai, dar cum de v\u0103 permite\u021bi
\nAsemenea aluzii s\u0103 emite\u021bi?!
\nS\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunt femeie serioas\u0103,
\nMereu m\u0103-nchin c\u00e2nd ies din cas\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

,,-Alooo! Mi\u0219ca\u021bi-v\u0103 acolo-n fa\u021b\u0103!
\nFir-ar \u00eenchinarea mamii ei de via\u021b\u0103!
\nC\u0103, s\u0103 dea dracu’ dac\u0103 nu v\u0103-njur
\nDac\u0103 nu prind h\u00e2rtie s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219terg \u00een tur!\u201d<\/p>\n

Mul\u021bimea fream\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i se agit\u0103,
\n\u0218i toat\u0103-nghesuiala asta \u00eei irit\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci li se pare totul necurat,
\nIar situa\u021bia este de… nesuportat!<\/p>\n

,,-B\u0103\u0103\u0103! \u021bip\u0103 unul mai \u00eenalt \u0219i \u0219ui
\nT\u0103ce\u021bi din gur\u0103, c\u0103 am ceva s\u0103 spui!
\nSe las\u0103 lini\u0219tea atunci, \u00een mall
\nDe parc\u0103 ai fi zis c\u0103 era gol…<\/p>\n

,,-B\u0103, v\u0103 spui c\u0103 dup\u0103 capu’ meu,
\nE vai de turu’ nostru, deci e greu!
\nE greu c\u0103, uite, nu mai e h\u00e2rtie
\nS-a terminat la raft, e doar \u00een magazie!<\/p>\n

..-Ce, b\u0103\u0103\u0103? Zici c\u0103 s-a terminat?
\n\u0218i io m\u0103car o rol\u0103 nu am apucat?
\nCu ce m\u0103 duc acas\u0103 la nevast\u0103?
\nS\u0103 v\u0103 ia dracu’ cu h\u00e2rtia voastr\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i to\u021bi cump\u0103r\u0103torii dau n\u0103val\u0103
\n\u00cen c\u00e2teva secunde, magazia-i goal\u0103!
\nAu lichidat tot stocul magazinului,
\nApoi se duse fiecare-n treaba lui!<\/p>\n

C-a\u0219a-i rom\u00e2nul chiar de c\u00e2nd se \u0219tie,
\nLa o… nevoie, ai nevoie de h\u00e2rtie…
\n\u0218i de-aia-i bine s\u0103 te gospod\u0103re\u0219ti,
\nS\u0103 iei mai mult\u0103 atuncea c\u00e2nd g\u0103se\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

Tr\u0103im timpuri ce-s de tot… rahatul,
\nCa mall-ul din Br\u0103ila, m\u00e2ine poate e altul!
\nOriunde sunt promo\u021bii se bag\u0103 to\u021bi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,
\nC\u0103 poate prind reduceri \u0219i la… via\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Promo\u021bie la reducere Fra\u021bi rom\u00e2ni, ie\u0219i\u021bi acum din case! Se pare c\u0103 vin vremi… s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cioase! C\u0103ci iat\u0103, sunt unii care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9055"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9065,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9055\/revisions\/9065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}