{"id":9038,"date":"2020-05-09T23:58:17","date_gmt":"2020-05-09T20:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9038"},"modified":"2020-05-09T23:58:17","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T20:58:17","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-anarti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9038","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Anar\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      ,,Cum, m\u0103, tat\u0103? Da&#8217; nu puteai veni la mine? \u00ce\u021bi d\u0103deam io, cu m\u00e2na mea, \u0219i pentru tine, \u0219i pentru colegi. S\u0103-mi faci praf muncu\u0219oara?&#8221; Degeaba un cap \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt, un ,,Iart\u0103-m\u0103, nea&#8230;, te <strong>am\u0103gii<\/strong> c\u0103 sunt&#8230;&#8221;, dup\u0103 cum i se ordonase s\u0103 spun\u0103, plecase deja din sufletul bietului om.<br \/>\n       Obiceiurile indivizilor r\u0103u fama\u021bi se schimb\u0103 rar. Mai devreme dec\u00e2t se a\u0219teapt\u0103 corectorii, leprele \u00ee\u0219i reiau activit\u0103\u021bile ilicite ori doar vicioase. Cum nu se sfiau \u00een trecut, viitorul apropiat nu le rezerva nicio surpriz\u0103. <strong>Amarau<\/strong> la aceea\u0219i baba, \u00ee\u0219i legau vechile metehne de noi \u0219i noi oportunit\u0103\u021bi. \u0218i ei \u0219tiau mai cine \u0219i ce mai face prin curte, scoteau bani \u0219i b\u0103utur\u0103 din piatr\u0103 seac\u0103, din dezvelirea unui acoperi\u0219, din transl\u0103rile de la demol\u0103rile efectuate c\u0103tre popula\u021bie. Din orice. C\u0103 mai <strong>anexau<\/strong> s\u0103tenii trei pere\u021bi la grajduri ori la cote\u021be, afacerea prospera din plin \u0219i socotelile ie\u0219eau mai bine, \u00een cea mai proast\u0103 zi \u00ee\u0219i scuturau buzunarele de cel pu\u021bin o sut\u0103 de lei. Ori 25 de zile lucr\u0103toare&#8230;. He, he! Salariu de muncitor categoria a patra. Cu adaos de cel pu\u021bin 500 din activitatea obligatorie? Maistru, inginer!<br \/>\n        Dup\u0103 o astfel de dezv\u0103luire a Drojdierului s-a n\u0103scut ideea unui pariu nea\u0219teptat. El avea bani, eu curaj nebunesc. Ini\u021bial se redusese la \u00eengurgitarea unui kilogram din <strong>alvi\u021ba<\/strong> cea mai&#8230;, cu alune din <strong>alunul<\/strong> cel mai&#8230; de la chio\u0219cul din sat, aflat \u00een curtea prim\u0103riei, \u00een centrul satului, vizavi de singurul bloc ridicat, semn al hegemoniei peste celelalte c\u0103tune, cu alimentar\u0103 la parter, iar l\u00e2ng\u0103, privind direct c\u0103tre el, \u00een dreapta c\u0103minul cultural cu func\u021biune secundar\u0103 de cinema rural. \u00centre timp se epuizase, d\u0103duser\u0103 iama t\u0103t\u0103ru\u0219ii \u00een produsul turcesc. R\u0103m\u0103sesem astfel la bomboanele cu cacao. \u00cen aceea\u0219i nefireasc\u0103 lips\u0103. ,,Avem doar dropsuri.&#8221; ,,S\u0103 fie un kilogram!&#8221; Verzi \u0219i tari.<br \/>\n      Pariul. Pe drumul din dosul satului, din momentul cump\u0103r\u0103rii \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la dormitor c\u0103 pot asimila toat\u0103 cantitatea. Eram destul de sigur c\u0103 pot sf\u0103r\u00e2ma u\u0219or zaharicalele cu cacao, aveau o crust\u0103 mai sub\u021bire \u0219i numai dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva inser\u021bii canine \u00ee\u0219i dezv\u0103luiau miezul, apoi se prelingeau u\u0219or pe esofag. Experimentasem. Altfel nu mi-a\u0219 luat o asemenea <strong>angara<\/strong> pe cap. Dropsul. O nou\u0103 provocare, o nou\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103, o oportunitate s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig o sut\u0103 de lei. <strong>Animat<\/strong> de a\u021b\u00e2\u021bare, dornic s\u0103 evadez din traiul <strong>anodin<\/strong> mi-am pus \u00eentrebarea: ,,C\u00e2t de greu poate fi?&#8221; O <strong>angin\u0103<\/strong>, o glicemie m\u0103rit\u0103&#8230;. Le vin eu de hac. \u0218i-am purces la drum supervizat de parior. C\u00e2te dou\u0103, c\u00e2te trei deodat\u0103. La mijlocul drumului abia ajunsesem la sfert, punga transparent\u0103 se ar\u0103ta la fel de dolofan\u0103 ca la \u00eenceput.<br \/>\n       Am pierdut. \u00cencercasem toate tertipurile, s\u0103 merg mai \u00eencet, s\u0103 schimb ruta pe traseul de IAS, zadarnic. \u00cens\u0103 tot este o performan\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 dai gata \u00een 30 de minute o jum\u0103tate de oca. M\u0103car de-ar fi fost mentolate. Jum\u0103tatea r\u0103mas\u0103 s-a epuizat \u00een dou\u0103 zile. Cadou tovar\u0103\u0219ilor de dormitor.<br \/>\n         \u0218i-acum dedica\u021bia! Vers propriu, muzic\u0103 de inspira\u021bie folcloric\u0103, o horire lent\u0103, de ascultare, strof\u0103 compus\u0103, refren semi calchiat. La minor, maestre!<br \/>\n      ,,1. Sunt \u0219i eu un simplu om,<br \/>\n           Noaptea nici c\u0103 pot s\u0103 dorm,<br \/>\n     Rf. M\u0103 duc la c\u00e2rcium\u0103, beau,<br \/>\n           Alt\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 nici nu vreau,<br \/>\n           Sunt un simplu drojdier, m\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p>        2. Eu \u0219i cu prietenii,<br \/>\n           Am s\u0103 trag numai be\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Rf. Mie nu-mi pas\u0103 deloc<br \/>\n          C\u00e2nd colegii r\u00e2d \u00een hohot,<br \/>\n          C-a\u0219a-i via\u021ba de drojdier, m\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p>        3. Toat\u0103 ziua am pe m\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\n           Numai materie prim\u0103.<br \/>\n       Rf. V\u00e2nd \u00een st\u00e2nga, v\u00e2nd \u00een dreapta<br \/>\n            \u0218i pe loc se face plata,<br \/>\n            Asta-i via\u021ba de drojdier, m\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p>         4. C\u00e2nd vin seara-n dormitor,<br \/>\n            B\u0103ie\u021bii salut\u0103-n cor:<br \/>\n        Rf. Vrem \u0219i noi s\u0103 fim ca tine,<br \/>\n              S\u0103 bem, s\u0103 ne sim\u021bim bine.<br \/>\n              C-a\u0219ai via\u021ba de drojdier, m\u0103i. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Cum, m\u0103, tat\u0103? Da&#8217; nu puteai veni la mine? \u00ce\u021bi d\u0103deam io, cu m\u00e2na mea, \u0219i pentru tine, \u0219i pentru<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9038"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9039,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9038\/revisions\/9039"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}