{"id":9009,"date":"2020-05-07T21:23:01","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T18:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9009"},"modified":"2020-05-07T21:23:01","modified_gmt":"2020-05-07T18:23:01","slug":"brigada-diverse-irus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9009","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cor(i)na (C)irus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n2 aprilie 2020<\/p>\n<p>     Frenezie! 21 de zile sunt c\u00e2t trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Suficiente pentru un roman de fic\u021biune.<br \/>\n     Ca-n p\u0103dure. Cintezele c\u00e2nt\u0103, cotoii \u00ee\u0219i satisfac ultimele mendre cu m\u00e2\u021bele sexoase, glasuri de copii umplu v\u0103zduhul de r\u00e2s \u0219i, cinste lor, societ\u0103\u021bile duc greul st\u0103rii de necesitate. \u021aipeniei i se al\u0103tur\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva muncitori proteja\u021bi de&#8230; dumnezeu. El, unicul, le-a dat binecuv\u00e2ntarea de-a nu lua \u0219i a nu da niciun strop&#8230; de boal\u0103. Participarea la a doua parte a spectacolului, f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103, este indispensabil\u0103, fierbin\u021beala asfaltului de depus acolo unde nu mai trece nimeni de o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 de vreme ucide. Orice urm\u0103 de fost\u0103 civiliza\u021bie (precar\u0103), oricare \u00eencercare microbian\u0103 impertinent\u0103 de-a ne invada habitatul. Iar dac\u0103 ei au g\u0103sit solu\u021bia, sper s\u0103 ni se administreze tuturor tratamentul: din unii bolnavi s\u0103 devenim s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i tun, din unii c-un nivel de trai de secol 19 s\u0103 ne transform\u0103m \u00een cei mai moderni.<br \/>\n      \u0218i ca s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103-s trimi\u0219ii Lui, \u00ee\u0219i scutur\u0103 scrobitele \u021binute de munc\u0103 \u00een v\u0103zduh, o dat\u0103 ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 vecinii c\u0103 eman\u0103 mir \u0219i agheazm\u0103 \u0219i-nc-o tur\u0103 spre a-\u0219i etala super aptitudinilor: s\u0103 le-nnoade de cablul Tvsat-ului ce traverseaz\u0103 ceea ce numim strad\u0103.<br \/>\n      At\u00e2t le-ar fi trebuit, s\u0103 declare c\u0103 au desf\u0103\u0219urat trupe \u0219i la R\u00e2mnic. \u0218i-a\u0219a, exagerarea-i uria\u0219\u0103 (\u0219i-a\u0219a este), s\u0103 spui c\u0103 ai ac\u021bionat tu, armat\u0103, minciune\u0219ti. A, participare la misiuni e altceva. \u0218i c\u00e2te n-au fost de vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eencoace. 1100 \u0219i ceva. \u0218ase oameni la una. Statistic. Dac\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i opera\u021biunile fiec\u0103reia&#8230; dep\u0103\u0219im sutele de mii. Echiparea. Prezentarea la serviciu. Preg\u0103tirea misiunii. Transcrierea opera\u021biunilor. \u00cemp\u0103r\u021birea pe grupe, brig\u0103zi&#8230;. Emiterea ordinului de executare. Formarea grupelor. \u00cemp\u0103r\u021birea sarcinilor specifice. Preg\u0103tirea echipamentelor \u0219i armamentului din dotare. Verificarea lor. Preg\u0103tirea mijloacelor de transport. Emiterea \u0219i vizarea foilor de deplasare. Alimentarea cu combustibil. Prelucrarea personalului militar pentru misiune. \u00cembarcarea. Deplasarea. Fixarea limitelor zonelor de ac\u021biune. Desf\u0103\u0219urarea trupelor. Fixarea posturilor. Desemnarea unui responsabil pentru fiecare obiectiv&#8230;. ,,\u0218i-acum ce facem, \u0219efu?&#8221; ,,Supraveghea\u021bi traficul.&#8221;<br \/>\n       Ce m\u00e2ndru st\u0103tea el, ce seme\u021b, ce sus se postase, ie\u0219it jum\u0103tate prin gura de vizitare a tabului. Ochelari. Arm\u0103. Haine militare \u021bipl\u0103. M\u00e2ini goale, botni\u021b\u0103 lips\u0103. Exemplu de urmat. Se \u021bine bine, adic\u0103 se ab\u021bine. Cum i-ar fi mu\u0219truluit el pe civili. Dar nu-i stare de r\u0103zboi. M\u0103car s\u0103 bage spaima-n ei.<br \/>\n       Care spaim\u0103? Lucreaz\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea de zor. Se toarn\u0103 betoane, se ridic\u0103 mururi, se reabiliteaz\u0103 licee, se tr\u0103ie\u0219te mai abitir ca-nainte. \u0218i ce muzic\u0103 popular\u0103 difuzeaz\u0103 Focus-ul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 aprilie 2020 Frenezie! 21 de zile sunt c\u00e2t trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Suficiente pentru un roman de fic\u021biune. Ca-n p\u0103dure. Cintezele<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9009"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9010,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9009\/revisions\/9010"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}