{"id":9003,"date":"2020-05-07T00:00:54","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T21:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9003"},"modified":"2020-05-07T00:00:54","modified_gmt":"2020-05-06T21:00:54","slug":"cotetul-metafore-profetii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=9003","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Profe\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mare proorocire mare,
\nDe la o clarv\u0103z\u0103toare!
\nVine iar sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii,
\nAcu’ la-nceputul lunii!<\/p>\n

\u0218i polii se inverseaz\u0103,
\nNori negri ne invadeaz\u0103,
\nZiua se va face noapte,
\nNu \u0219tiu pentru care fapte…<\/p>\n

Nici nu-i greu de presupus,
\nDac-o fi canon de Sus,
\nSau o fi de la natur\u0103,
\nCare ia alt\u0103 turnur\u0103…<\/p>\n

Unii zic c\u0103 e firesc
\nTot tumultul p\u0103m\u00e2ntesc
\nCare se repet\u0103, ciclic,
\nDup\u0103 un tipar… atipic.<\/p>\n

V\u0103z c\u0103 e acum o mod\u0103
\n\u0218i o treab\u0103 chiar comod\u0103,
\nS\u0103 pretinzi c\u0103 e\u0219ti prooroc
\n\u0218i s-anun\u021bi ploaie de foc.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd \u00een somn ai viziuni,
\nSe numesc previziuni
\n\u0218i to\u021bi, care mai de care,
\nSe-ntrec \u00een interpretare.<\/p>\n

Primul a fost Nostradamus
\nCu prea mult hipotalamus
\nCare-n epoca trecut\u0103,
\nA \u0219tiut carte mai mult\u0103.<\/p>\n

De-aia \u00eel credeau cu to\u021bii
\nFiindc\u0103 nu \u0219tiau, neto\u021bii,
\nCum de-s toate cu putin\u021b\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd, de fapt, era \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

Un singur lucru conta:
\n,,Crede \u0219i nu cerceta!\u201d
\nN-aveai voie s\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u0219ti,
\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o \u0219i p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

Vremurile-s cam la fel,
\nVremea s-a schimbat ni\u021bel,
\n\u00cens\u0103 \u0219i atunci \u0219i-acum,
\nProorocii sunt duium!<\/p>\n

Care \u0219i cum se treze\u0219te,
\nSe-apuc\u0103 \u0219i preveste\u0219te!
\nBa cutremur, inunda\u021bii…
\nToate, doar elucubra\u021bii!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 vezi, ironia sor\u021bii!
\nTo\u021bi se dau de ceasul mor\u021bii
\nS\u0103 fie ei primii, m\u0103i frate,
\nS-o dea-n exclusivitate!<\/p>\n

Url\u0103 presa, fac scenarii,
\nF\u0103c\u00e2nd to\u021bi pe cronicarii,
\nCare, de\u0219i au minte… lips\u0103,
\nFac bani din… Apocalips\u0103!<\/p>\n

Iar noi, restul, st\u0103m deoparte
\nFiindc-a\u0219a scrie la Carte
\nC\u0103 \u00een vremea de pe urm\u0103,
\nVor umbla profe\u021bi \u00een turm\u0103!<\/p>\n

N-am citit io Testamente,
\nS\u0103 cunosc evenimente,
\nDar, v\u0103 spui ce mult regret
\nC\u0103 nu m-am f\u0103cut… profet!<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 nici nu e prea greu,
\nDup\u0103 cum m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc eu!
\nN-ai cum s\u0103 nu nimere\u0219ti,
\nOrice-ai vrea s\u0103 profe\u021be\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

Po\u021bi s-anun\u021bi acum orice,
\nDe propor\u021bii biblice,
\nFiindc\u0103-s \u0219anse s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple
\nBuzunarul s\u0103 \u021bi-l umple!<\/p>\n

Zici c\u0103 vine un potop?
\nIute, \u0219tirea e de top!
\nMai zici \u0219i de inunda\u021bie,
\nCe, mai? Ai f\u0103cut senza\u021bie!<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 aia-\u021bi faci curaj
\n\u0218i spui c\u0103 va fi deranj
\nVa disp\u0103rea lumea toat\u0103,
\nNu \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i \u021bara noastr\u0103!<\/p>\n

Gata! Te-ai umplut de bani!
\nE\u0219ti vedet\u0103 \u0219i ai fani,
\nE\u0219ti tot timpul \u00een prim-plan
\n\u0218i e\u0219ti conectat la… ban!<\/p>\n

Gata! P\u00e2n-aici! At\u00e2t!
\nChiar acum m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t,
\nS\u0103 anun\u021b pe internet
\nC\u0103 de-acuma sunt profet!<\/p>\n

Ce conteaz\u0103 unu-n plus?
\nS-o g\u0103si ceva de spus!
\nV\u0103 prev\u0103d c-o duce\u021bi bine,
\nDe m\u0103 asculta\u021bi pe mine!<\/p>\n

Mai prev\u0103d c\u0103 m\u00e2ine plou\u0103,
\n\u0218i v\u0103 spui acum \u0219i vou\u0103!
\nMai prev\u0103d c\u0103 m\u00e2ine-i miercuri,
\nC\u0103 m\u0103-nv\u00e2rt \u00een ni\u0219te cercuri…<\/p>\n

Mai presus \u0219i peste toate,
\nSpun, \u00een exclusivitate:
\nO s\u0103 fie-o foame mare!
\nM\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau de m\u00e2ncare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Profe\u021bii Mare proorocire mare, De la o clarv\u0103z\u0103toare! Vine iar sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii, Acu’ la-nceputul lunii! \u0218i polii se inverseaz\u0103, Nori<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9003"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9004,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9003\/revisions\/9004"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}