{"id":8970,"date":"2020-04-30T21:34:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T18:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8970"},"modified":"2020-04-30T21:49:40","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T18:49:40","slug":"brigada-diverse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8970","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (B)rio (s)or(\u0103)-(t)i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n30 martie 2020<br \/>\n       Plictisul scoate idei. Starea de vertij \u0219i vomitiv\u0103 pune cap la cap via\u021ba \u0219i moartea. Evidente.<br \/>\n       N-am excelat la \u0219coal\u0103. N-am fost primul. Fenomenologia primei pozi\u021bii \u021binea de o serie de explica\u021bii care nu \u0219i-au g\u0103sit locul u\u0219or \u00een firea mea naiv\u0103, cuminte-curioas\u0103, prea mic\u0103 pentru o lume at\u00e2t de mare, complex\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la a face terci creieru\u0219ii mei afla\u021bi \u00een proces lent de dospire. \u00cen timp am cules c\u00e2t s-a putut \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103di, ajung\u00e2nd la putere de \u00een\u021belegere 1%. Pu\u021bin&#8230;.<br \/>\n      V\u0103 \u00een\u0219ela\u021bi crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 unul \u0219i at\u00e2tica nu sunt similare. 1% ori deloc. De departe cam at\u00e2t se vede, nimic. Apropia\u021bi-v\u0103 de subiect. Cre\u0219te \u00een ochii vo\u0219tri. Merge\u021bi aproape. A ajuns la jum\u0103tate. Sta\u021bi fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. A\u021bi dat nas \u00een nas cu un uria\u0219.<br \/>\n       Neatent, ca orice tele-vizualizator, derulez plan\u0219ele marelui Pieleanu. Statistic\u0103 &#8211; \u00een vremuri ,,Stejar, extrem\u0103 urgen\u021b\u0103!&#8221; se \u021bine de pase politice &#8211; ce aparent are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu starea na\u021biunii cuprins\u0103 de panic\u0103 &#8211; tot aparent &#8211; c\u00e2nd bat la u\u0219\u0103 ,,microbii&#8221;, intr\u0103 \u0219i stau la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 cu ea. Nu sunt surprins, rom\u00e2n fiind, ori rum\u00e2n ca iobagul, \u0219erb denigrat dincolo de Carpa\u021biul moldo-reg\u0103\u021bean, v\u0103d cu ochiul, nu cu mintea, citesc cifre, nu semne \u0219i m\u0103 mir. 52, 24, 14&#8230;. Numere valide, \u00een ciuda \u00eentreb\u0103rilor \u0219i nivelului responden\u021bilor &#8211; fran\u021buzit f\u0103r\u0103 es. Bare aferente, \u00een coloristic\u0103 divers\u0103, dar restr\u00e2ns\u0103, \u00eentr-un spectru \u00eenclinat spre percep\u021bia decen\u021bei: albastru, gri, verde. Lungimea&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Atent, t\u00e2rziu, revoltat am discernut. Din pu\u021binul-deloc \u00eenaintat am extras infimul sociologic din care am gustat ca de mic dejun (\u00eel servesc rar, doar \u00een deplas\u0103ri \u00een alte localit\u0103\u021bi) pe la 40 de ani (\u0219i t\u00e2rziu, \u0219i nimic, of! &#8211; s\u0103 nu zic ,,prostule!&#8221;) am rememorat \u00een cascad\u0103 chestiunea chestionarului, reprezentativitatea, testarea, calibrarea, retestarea, validarea \u0219i reprezentarea grafic\u0103 (cam 0,001% dintre cuvintele tematice). Ce lipsea de m-am f\u0103cut bor\u0219 de sup\u0103rare? \u00cencadratura coordonatelor Ox+, Oy+. Matematica primar\u0103 gimnazial\u0103 v\u0103 deslu\u0219e\u0219te imediat. Dou\u0103 perpendiculare concurente \u00een punctul zero.<br \/>\n       Fiindc\u0103 raport\u0103rile (compara\u021biile) se fac \u00een limita lui 10, dac\u0103 ne referim la note, \u0219i la sut\u0103 pentru procente. \u00cenc\u00e2t coloanele cele mai mari s\u0103 nu par\u0103 uria\u0219e, s\u0103 nu produc\u0103 \u00eengrijorare, s\u0103 nu a\u021b\u00e2\u021be extrem. Ca pe mine. Oricum, date irelevante. Azi \u0219i pe viitor, c\u00e2nd acele h\u00e2rtii electronice vor fi nimic altceva: gunoi spa\u021bial.<br \/>\n       Arunci bumerangul uit\u00e2nd c\u0103 l-ai lansat. La revenire te love\u0219te unde te a\u0219tep\u021bi mai pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n       Cifre de izola\u021bi, infecta\u021bi&#8230;. Dar c\u00e2\u021bi or muri de fapt \u00eentr-o zi? Se \u0219tie. C\u00e2teva zeci de abace croiesc de zor povestea lumii: popula\u021bia total\u0103, cre\u0219terea ei (avem 20 de milioane deja), na\u0219teri la zi, mor\u021bi la zi (la jum\u0103tate din c\u00e2\u021bi se nasc), decese din cauze particulare &#8211; din cauza calit\u0103\u021bii apei, din cauza consumului de droguri, de Sida, de malarie, din cauza tutunului, din accidente, cu surs\u0103 \u00een bolile transmisibile, de foame, sub v\u00e2rsta de 5 ani, mame la na\u0219tere, \u00een urma cancerului -, c\u00e2\u021bi obezi avem, subnutri\u021bi, supraponderali, cheltuieli, energie \u0219i, s\u0103 fi\u021bi aten\u021bi!, c\u00e2te zile mai are Terra petrol, gaze \u0219i c\u0103rbune.<br \/>\n       \u0218i-o vom lua pe buc\u0103\u021bi. Petrol &#8211; 43 ani \u0219i 64 de zile; gaze &#8211; 158 de ani \u0219i 14 zile; c\u0103rbune &#8211; 407 ani \u0219i 254 zile; toate la data actual\u0103. Cu date schimbabile \u00een timp real. \u0218i altele.<br \/>\n       Un num\u0103r\u0103tor care merge cel mai greu \u00een dreptul&#8230; c\u0103r\u021bilor. La 23:38 s-au publicat 658.586. Doar anul acesta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30 martie 2020 Plictisul scoate idei. Starea de vertij \u0219i vomitiv\u0103 pune cap la cap via\u021ba \u0219i moartea. Evidente. 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