{"id":8941,"date":"2020-04-22T23:16:04","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T20:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8941"},"modified":"2020-04-22T23:16:04","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T20:16:04","slug":"cotetul-metafore-primiti-plug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8941","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Primi\u021bi cu plug-in-ul?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aho, aho \u0219i hei hei hei!
\nVin acum cu plug… and play
\n\u0218i v\u0103 fac ast\u0103 urare,
\nF\u0103r\u0103 vreo masterizare!<\/p>\n

Urarea \u00eemi este live,
\nNu este \u00een ritm de jive,
\nNici m\u0103car \u00een ritm de rumba
\nDar capra se d\u0103 de-a tumba…<\/p>\n

Capra mea este de soi,
\nDup\u0103 cum o \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi,
\nBeh\u0103ie profund, cu stil,
\nS-o crede\u021bi c\u0103 are… feel!<\/p>\n

\u021aa, \u021ba, \u021ba, c\u0103pri\u021b\u0103 \u021ba!
\nCe faci tu cu vocea ta?
\nP\u00e2n-acuma ai dat chix,
\nFiindc\u0103-\u021bi trebuie… remix.<\/p>\n

Capra mea ia note-nalte,
\nFace creierul s\u0103 salte
\nIar dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea,
\nAre X Factor \u00een ea!<\/p>\n

Ba chiar Vocea este ea,
\nDe-aia zice-ntruna: mbeaaa!
\nC\u0103ci aici succesu-i mare,
\nCu c\u00e2t beh\u0103i \u0219i mai tare!<\/p>\n

De-aia zic, copii \u0219i fra\u021bi,
\nCe muzic\u0103 asculta\u021bi,
\nLua\u021bi seama doar la octave,
\nNu la vocile g\u00e2ngave…<\/p>\n

Nu au nici un sound \u00een ei,
\nDar preten\u021bii… eheheei!
\nDespre studii muzicale?
\nE\u0219ti cam c\u00e2rcota\u0219, matale!…<\/p>\n

Nu mai zic nimic de note,
\nDe tremur \u00een epiglote\u2026
\nDe ritm sau de cheia sol?
\n,,Mo\u0219ule, e\u0219ti chiar nasol!\u201d<\/p>\n

Ce e \u0103la portativ?
\nVreo marc\u0103 de…fixativ?
\nCum arat\u0103 nota do?
\nP\u0103i arat\u0103… ohohohooo!<\/p>\n

De-aia aleg s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103,
\n\u00cen pozi\u021bia…c\u0103preasc\u0103!
\nZi de var\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n sear\u0103,
\nS\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 via\u021ba u\u0219oar\u0103!…<\/p>\n

Cu muzica… mai u\u0219or!
\nA ajuns doar fond sonor,
\nPromovat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 riscuri
\nDe multe case de discuri!<\/p>\n

Bagi un ,,oh\u201d \u0219i-apoi un ,,yeeey\u201d
\n\u0218i pe urm\u0103 faci ce vrei!
\nC\u0103ci te face artist mare,
\nCel de la masterizare!<\/p>\n

Apoi, cu curaj \u00een vene,
\nUrcat pe diverse scene,
\nUrl\u0103 c\u00e2t \u00eel \u021bine pliscul,
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eei sare discul…<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 ce este mai trist,
\nE c\u0103, astfel de ,,artist\u201d
\nCare c\u00e2nt\u0103 doar pe bani,
\nAre \u0219i cei mai mul\u021bi fani!<\/p>\n

Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103-i afon
\nDac\u0103 ritmul e ,,beton\u201d!
\nC\u0103 versurile nu au… feeling,
\nParc\u0103 ar striga la… meeting!<\/p>\n

Asta-i moda, \u0103sta-i trendul
\nPu\u021bini mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 cu band-ul
\nEi sunt cei… ,,adev\u0103ra\u021bi\u201d
\nPe nedrept numi\u021bi… ciuda\u021bi!<\/p>\n

\u021aa, \u021ba, \u021ba, c\u0103pri\u021b\u0103, \u021ba!
\nCam asta-i cu muzica!
\nAho, aho, copii \u0219i fra\u021bi,
\nAve\u021bi grij\u0103 ce-asculta\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Eu, v\u0103 spui drept, nu mai poci!
\nCu at\u00e2t de multe ,,voci\u201d
\nCare-apar de nic\u0103ieri,
\n\u0218i se pierd printre… t\u0103ceri!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci a\u0219a a fost mereu:
\n,,N-am voce, dar am tupeu!\u201d
\nIar la noi, merge \u0219i-a\u0219a,
\nFiecare-n legea sa!<\/p>\n

\u021aa, \u021ba, \u021ba, c\u0103pri\u021b\u0103 \u021ba!
\nIa mai du-te-n… treaba ta!
\n\u0218i nu-\u021bi mai \u00eenchipui
\nC\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 tine-om muri!<\/p>\n

F\u0103 ce \u0219tii mai bine, drag\u0103!
\nBeh\u0103itul s\u0103-\u021bi atrag\u0103,
\nFani de care vrei s\u0103 scapi
\nFii celebr\u0103 printre…\u021bapi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Primi\u021bi cu plug-in-ul? Aho, aho \u0219i hei hei hei! Vin acum cu plug… and play \u0218i v\u0103 fac ast\u0103 urare,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8942,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8941\/revisions\/8942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}