{"id":8937,"date":"2020-04-21T23:22:42","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T20:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8937"},"modified":"2020-05-08T23:01:12","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T20:01:12","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amidei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8937","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amidei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       <strong>Amu\u021bii. <\/strong><br \/>\n       \u00centors deja cu fa\u021ba spre fereastr\u0103 priveam ca la cinema. Protagonistul monologului prinsese dintru \u00eenceput pozi\u021bia interogatoriului, cu picioarele at\u00e2rnate de stinghia patului, cu m\u00e2inile \u00eenfipte \u00een ea, cu \u0219ezutul gata de ac\u021biune. ,,E\u0219ti gata?&#8221;, veni din str\u0103fundurile-i, ,,Gata!&#8221;, \u0219i-n loc de dezv\u0103luiri senza\u021bionale smulse-\u0219i am rev\u0103zut scena din filmele unde bestia, anatemisit\u0103, repudiat\u0103 de \u00eentreaga omenire, se ca\u021b\u0103r\u0103 pe tocul ferestrei, prive\u0219te \u00een urm\u0103 cu dezam\u0103gire, sare, fuge \u0219i se face nev\u0103zut\u0103 \u00een ad\u00e2ncul p\u0103durii.<br \/>\n       \u00cenm\u0103rmure\u0219ti. Nodurile se opresc \u00een g\u00e2t, <strong>amimii<\/strong>, <strong>amuzii<\/strong>&#8230; se \u00eentrec \u00een a paraliza orice form\u0103 de percep\u021bie \u0219i ac\u021biune&#8230;. Acela\u0219i vid \u00eemprejur, aceea\u0219i pauz\u0103 cosmic\u0103. Am r\u0103mas astfel \u00eenc\u0103 10 minute, dup\u0103 care&#8230; acela\u0219i huhurez-buh\u0103 a repornit timpul, singular, suav, maiestuos&#8230; mortuar. Am eliberat aerul suspendat \u00een co\u0219ul pieptului, am cobor\u00e2t \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la ce asistasem, fars\u0103, somnambulism, \u00eendrumare diavoleasc\u0103, semn ceresc?<br \/>\n        Adrian st\u0103tea \u00eentins pe banca din dreapta aleii ce ducea \u00een dormitor, lung, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie mai presus de 1,63, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 de inim\u0103, nedumerit ca \u0219i mine. Nu-\u0219i putea <strong>aminti<\/strong> nimic, se trezise fugind pe drumul din spatele cote\u021belor de porci cu o durere sf\u00e2\u0219ietoare de piept. S\u0103 fi fost altul, l-ar fi persiflat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i pese \u00een ce stare este, doar ca s\u0103 ne <strong>amuz\u0103m<\/strong> \u00een b\u0103taie de joc, Cornel de era i-ar fi turnat un ,,Un&#8217; te duceai, Adriene, s\u0103 mulgi vacile la IAS?&#8221;, \u0219i-ar fi h\u0103h\u0103it \u00een stilul inconfundabil, prostesc. De-ar fi asistat la preludiu, punct culminant \u0219i deznod\u0103m\u00e2nt ca mine, i-ar fi \u00eenghe\u021bat \u0219i z\u00e2mbetul, \u0219i gluma nes\u0103rat\u0103.<br \/>\n         Noaptea se v\u0103d prea pu\u021bine, la chioarele l\u0103mpi de veghe din spatele caz\u0103rmii abia dac\u0103 distingeai umbrele. Pe zi am \u00eenlemnit. Drumeagul lat de 70 de centimetri dintre cl\u0103dire \u0219i gardul delimitator nu putea fi str\u0103b\u0103tut nici m\u0103car cu o c\u0103lc\u0103tur\u0103 atent\u0103, era pres\u0103rat cu mii de cioburi, vestigii ale be\u021biilor nocturne, \u0219i numeroase cioate r\u0103s\u0103rite din r\u0103d\u0103cinile prunilor planta\u021bi sau ie\u0219i\u021bi de la natur\u0103. Cum de r\u0103m\u0103sese \u00eentreg, cum de nu-i <strong>amput\u0103<\/strong> nicio sticl\u0103 cel pu\u021bin un deget? Imposibil de ra\u021bionat.<br \/>\n        El, eu, \u00eentunericul, becul aprins de deasupra u\u0219ii. \u0218i plantonul, be\u021bivanul batalionului, un ungur uns cu&#8230;. \u0218i ciuhurezul ce se mutase din teiul de pe platou pe acoperi\u0219ul cantinei. De acolo \u00ee\u0219i re\u00eencepuse magica chemare. Uitasem s\u0103 precizez.<br \/>\n        ,,Alcoolmetrul&#8221;, fiindc\u0103 dup\u0103 el se putea testa \u00eentreaga liot\u0103 pestri\u021b\u0103 de solda\u021bi, el v\u00e2rful, ceilal\u021bi la maxim 60% din c\u00e2t consumase el. \u00cen seara aceea \u00eens\u0103 nu pusese un strop. Tot&#8230; s\u0103-l fi ,,\u00eendrumat&#8221;? Cum toate fuseser\u0103 pe dos, altfel nu se putea. Devenise amabil, grijuliu, nici urm\u0103 de luare la mi\u0219to, plecase dup\u0103 ap\u0103 cu zah\u0103r, \u00eel servise pe Adrian \u0219i chiar \u00eel sf\u0103tuise cum \u0219i c\u00e2t s\u0103 st\u0103tea culcat.<br \/>\n        L\u00e2ng\u0103 incredibilit\u0103\u021bile acelei nop\u021bi am str\u00e2ns \u0219i p\u0103rerile de r\u0103u pentru toate \u00eensemn\u0103rile din acea perioad\u0103. Scrisorile, ideile de c\u00e2ntece, exerci\u021biile matematice, noti\u021bele luate din latina c\u0103reia \u00eencercam s\u0103-i dau de leac&#8230;, o c\u0103r\u021bulie de foi \u0219i caiete cam de grosimea unui roman de 1000 de pagini au disp\u0103rut din cauza unei nesincroniz\u0103ri din ultimele dou\u0103 zile de stagiu militar. Am salvat \u00eens\u0103 o dedica\u021bie \u00een versuri de c\u00e2ntec pentru acesta, dup\u0103 renumele pe care-l c\u0103p\u0103tase: Drojdierul. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amu\u021bii. \u00centors deja cu fa\u021ba spre fereastr\u0103 priveam ca la cinema. Protagonistul monologului prinsese dintru \u00eenceput pozi\u021bia interogatoriului, cu picioarele<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8937"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8937"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9024,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8937\/revisions\/9024"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}