{"id":8919,"date":"2020-04-18T23:43:54","date_gmt":"2020-04-18T20:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8919"},"modified":"2020-05-08T22:58:57","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T19:58:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amusea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8919","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amu\u0219ea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       A treia cas\u0103. Poate mai mult.<br \/>\n       \u021ain\u00e2nd cont de micile pache\u021bele pe care ni le v\u00e2ram \u00een buzunare pentru un zece de trecere spre <strong>amiaza<\/strong> pr\u00e2nzului \u0219i de timpul petrecut la IAS, de ,,v\u0103c\u0103ri\u021be&#8221; \u0219i rela\u021biile aproape familiale cu angaja\u021bii ne puteam considera ca acas\u0103. \u0218tiam toate cotloanele, intram \u00een fiecare \u00eenc\u0103pere dintr- ale conducerii \u0219i personalului de \u00eentre\u021binere, \u00eenv\u0103\u021basem s\u0103 conducem c\u0103ru\u021bele, utilajul cu lam\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      ,,Apropo. Nu-i sudezi \u0219i lui nea Gogu camionul? Pl\u0103te\u0219te, ba d\u0103 \u0219i-o \u021buic\u0103!&#8221; Pe dinafar\u0103 p\u0103rea s\u0103 nu fie at\u00e2t de deteriorat, colo-colo un col\u021b str\u00e2mb, o fisur\u0103. Pe dedesubt era buba. De at\u00e2ta h\u00e2ial\u0103 pe drumurile ce d\u0103deau ocol satului pe la margine, luate \u00een tromb\u0103, se desprinseser\u0103 suporturile ce \u021bineau foile de arc ale suspensiilor. Pe spate, \u00eentr-o r\u00e2n\u0103, pe vine i-am dat-o la gata p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la \u0219ase. La pozi\u021bie, cum se spune \u00eentre sudori, dureaz\u0103. Ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 atrac\u021bia gravita\u021bional\u0103 \u0219i materialul \u00eencins \u00een loc s\u0103 se prind\u0103 bine de p\u0103r\u021bi, ia calea p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. \u00cen cel mai fericit caz. Pentru celelalte&#8230;. Prin p\u0103r, pe ochi, pe um\u0103r \u0219i piept, direct \u00een palm\u0103, pe m\u00e2ini, pe laba piciorului, indiferent dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103mintea este sau nu str\u00e2ns\u0103, prin urechi&#8230;. <strong>Amuzie <\/strong>instantanee, sf\u00e2r\u00e2ial\u0103 \u0219i-un miros&#8230;. Ca de porc p\u00e2rlit. \u0218i te b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2i ca la foxtrot, te scuturi ca-n anii &#8217;60, urli, scuturi din f\u0103lci precum caii \u0219i-ajungi stan\u0103 de piatr\u0103 de parc\u0103 te-a cuprins <strong>amimia<\/strong>, cu respira\u021bia t\u0103iat\u0103, cu toate grimasele \u00een\u021bepenite pe chip.<br \/>\n      Fericit clientul, bun\u0103 \u021buica, torpoare afar\u0103. Soare la asfin\u021bit. Tablou&#8230;. ,,Tragi siguran\u021bele dup\u0103 ce pleci. M\u0103 duc acas\u0103&#8230;&#8221; Electricianul IAS-ului \u00eemi l\u0103sase instruc\u021biuni precise at\u00e2t c\u00e2t putea s\u0103 le mai pronun\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 le pot percepe. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, deh. Ai mei str\u00e2nseser\u0103, se scuturaser\u0103 de praf \u0219i se-ntorseser\u0103 la dormitoare. Eu&#8230;. Fusese ultimul lucru pe care-l v\u0103zusem, panoul cu siguran\u021be. M\u0103 trezisem pe lumina neoanelor din curte. Adormisem l\u00e2ng\u0103 bancul din atelier, prins ca navele de chei, na, c\u0103 putui s\u0103 <strong>amarez<\/strong> la propriu, z\u0103cusem patru ore \u00eentr-o pat\u0103 de motorin\u0103 \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urat \u00een cabluri electrice \u0219i-ncercam \u0219i uimire, \u0219i spaim\u0103. De ce am ajuns acolo \u0219i ce-o s\u0103 spun la ora aceea ca motiv al lipsei la apelul de sear\u0103? \u0218i singur, \u0219i noapte, \u0219i h\u0103ul ne\u00eencercat vizual al canalului de iriga\u021bii din st\u00e2nga drumului, \u0219i liziera neagr\u0103 din dreapta, \u0219i palele lumini ale caz\u0103rmii ca o constela\u021bie aflat\u0103 la mii de ani lumin\u0103. Fric\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 regula.<br \/>\n       Nu ajunsesem la masa de sear\u0103. Ce pierdusem? Nimic. Macaroanele cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, ceaiul&#8230;. La c\u00e2t \u00eengurgitasem \u0219i ce gusturi \u00eencercasem&#8230; fiertura la grade inferioare \u021buicii era ca de ploaie, o sp\u0103l\u0103tur\u0103 de vase, mai curat\u0103, mai distilat\u0103, dar tot o nimica toat\u0103. Chiar \u0219i acum salivez \u0219i mi se str\u00e2nge carnea \u00een gur\u0103 la g\u00e2ndul ei \u0219i se umfl\u0103 n\u0103rile ca dup\u0103 frecarea letconului \u00een clorura de <strong>amoniu<\/strong>, ca s\u0103 prind\u0103 cositorul. \u0218i m\u0103-ncearc-un dor de tinichigerie&#8230;.<br \/>\n      \u00cen ,,<strong>amonte<\/strong>&#8221; lucrurile se lini\u0219tiser\u0103. Fiecare \u00ee\u0219i cam vedea de treab\u0103, se cur\u0103\u021baser\u0103 demult de praf \u00een sp\u0103l\u0103torul dintre dormitoare, mai jucau o tabl\u0103, un joc de c\u0103r\u021bi, ascultau ce se difuza la radioul lui Iacobu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i unii chiar citeau. Scrisorile de pe-acas\u0103, volume poli\u021biste. Sau c\u0103scau ochii \u00een tavanul patului de deasupra. Ciob\u0103na\u0219ul nostru.<br \/>\n      La c\u00e2t de r\u0103u \u00eemi era, numai de somn nu putea fi vorba, \u00een plus m\u0103 chinuia \u00eengrozitor, iar\u0103\u0219i, senza\u021bia de ochi nisipos, amor\u021bit o perioad\u0103 de alcool, revenit dup\u0103 deversarea involuntar\u0103 \u00een cele patru ore de pierdere a con\u0219tiin\u021bei. Cine doarme \u00eentr-o astfel de stare? Nimeni. Adic\u0103 to\u021bi \u00een afar\u0103 de mine. Torida noapte l\u0103sase fereastra deschis\u0103, prin ea r\u0103zb\u0103t\u00e2nd glasul singuratic al unei buhne. Ora? Dumnezeu \u0219tie. Cert este c\u0103 dormitorul amu\u021bise de jum\u0103tate de ceas \u00een visare. Pluteam \u00een <strong>amorfa<\/strong> viziune de a m\u0103 apropia de tavan p\u00e2n\u0103 a-i fi la o palm\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103. Recitalul de 20 de minute \u00eencetase. Nici greieri, nici v\u00e2nt nimic. Timpul parc\u0103-\u0219i suspendase activitatea. \u0218i deodat\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A treia cas\u0103. Poate mai mult. \u021ain\u00e2nd cont de micile pache\u021bele pe care ni le v\u00e2ram \u00een buzunare pentru un<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9023,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8919\/revisions\/9023"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}