{"id":8905,"date":"2020-04-15T22:06:33","date_gmt":"2020-04-15T19:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8905"},"modified":"2020-04-15T22:06:33","modified_gmt":"2020-04-15T19:06:33","slug":"cotetul-metafore-porcul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8905","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Porcul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nPorcul<\/p>\n<p>E diminea\u021b\u0103 rece \u0219i cu cea\u021b\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i fumul iese gros pe co\u0219<br \/>\nIar satul, parc\u0103-i f\u0103r\u0103 via\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nPe drum, agale, trece-un mo\u0219&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>O lini\u0219te l\u0103ptoas\u0103 l\u00e2nceze\u0219te<br \/>\nPeste natura cea buimac\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nDar, dintr-o dat\u0103, totul se treze\u0219te<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd fuge o g\u0103in\u0103 porumbac\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencet-\u00eencet, satul se mi\u0219c\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cencep s\u0103 ias\u0103 oameni pe la por\u021bi<br \/>\nSe uit\u0103 lung pe drum de pe podi\u0219c\u0103<br \/>\nIar clopotul se trage pentru mor\u021bi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un \u021bip\u0103t, cea\u021ba o despic\u0103<br \/>\nTo\u021bi c\u00e2inii se pornesc pe h\u0103m\u0103it<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 taie porcul nea Mitic\u0103<br \/>\nIar el gui\u021b\u0103 jalnic sub cu\u021bit!<\/p>\n<p>S-a dus la nea Mitic\u0103 un vecin<br \/>\nChema\u021bi de el ca s\u0103-l ajute<br \/>\n\u0218i nu \u0219tiu cum \u00eel cheam\u0103, nu re\u021bin<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd a intrat \u00een curte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se-adun\u0103 to\u021bi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la cote\u021b<br \/>\n\u0218i fac rapid un plan de ac\u021biune<br \/>\nS\u0103 prind\u0103 porcul ce-i privea seme\u021b<br \/>\nDiscut\u0103 variantele mai bune.<\/p>\n<p>Cu vorbe bl\u00e2nde, nea Mitic\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0218i cu metod\u0103 simpl\u0103, din popor<br \/>\nSe adreseaz\u0103 porcului Costic\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i-l prinde cu o sfoar\u0103 de-un picior&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Atunci, Costic\u0103 porcul, se opune<br \/>\nCu toat\u0103 for\u021ba animalic\u0103 de porc<br \/>\nSe-agit\u0103, d\u0103-napoi \u0219i face spume<br \/>\nDar ei \u00eel trag afar\u0103, de coad\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentorc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Echipa se agit\u0103, \u00eempinge, strig\u0103, trage&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i g\u00e2f\u00e2ie sco\u021b\u00e2nd din greu aburi pe gur\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen grajd, prelung, vaca Joiana rage<br \/>\nG\u0103ini, ra\u021be \u0219i g\u00e2\u0219te fug pe b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Vasile, Gheorghe! strig\u0103 nea Mitic\u0103<br \/>\nVecinilor, abia trezi\u021bi din somn<br \/>\nB\u0103, dup\u0103 ce-l t\u0103iem v\u0103 dau o \u021buic\u0103!<br \/>\nDoar m\u0103 cunoa\u0219te\u021bi, \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunt un domn!<\/p>\n<p>-Nevast\u0103, tu aprinde acuma focul<br \/>\n\u0218i pune iute apa aia la-nc\u0103lzit,<br \/>\nC\u0103 uite-acuma termin\u0103m cu porcul<br \/>\n\u00cel punem jos \u0219i trecem la p\u00e2rlit!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 ui\u021bi de \u021buica aia fiart\u0103<br \/>\nS\u0103 fie preg\u0103tit\u0103, fierbinte, cu piper<br \/>\nC\u0103 am promis \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia nu m\u0103 iart\u0103<br \/>\nDe nu le dau ce-am zis c\u0103 le ofer!<\/p>\n<p>Costic\u0103, iese \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it afar\u0103<br \/>\nE prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd iese din cote\u021b<br \/>\nDe\u0219i legat, \u00eencepe ca s\u0103 sar\u0103<br \/>\nSe mir\u0103 to\u021bi s\u0103 vad\u0103 porcul s\u0103lt\u0103re\u021b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie, bietul, ce-l a\u0219teapt\u0103,<br \/>\nSe-ndreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre locul de supliciu<br \/>\nAcolo unde, cre\u0219tineasc\u0103 fapt\u0103,<br \/>\nCostic\u0103, va sf\u00e2r\u0219i prin sacrificiu.<\/p>\n<p>Deodat\u0103, c\u00e2nd i-era mai drag\u0103 via\u021ba<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd sim\u021bea mai bine libertatea,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd de pe sat se ridicase cea\u021ba,<br \/>\nV\u0103zu un lic\u0103r de cu\u021bit \u0219i&#8230; moartea.<\/p>\n<p>Pus la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, gem\u00e2nd, porcul Costic\u0103,<br \/>\nZmucindu-se, \u0219i gui\u021b\u00e2nd din r\u0103sputeri<br \/>\nPe trupul lui masiv p\u0103rul i se ridic\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen minte-i vine ziua cea de ieri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mitic\u0103-\u0219i face cruce \u0219i apuc\u00e2nd cu\u021bitul<br \/>\n\u00cenfige lama, scurt, \u00een g\u00e2t, p\u00e2n\u0103-n pr\u0103sele<br \/>\n\u021a\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te s\u00e2nge negru, se-aude g\u00e2lg\u00e2itul&#8230;<br \/>\nIar via\u021ba lui, ca abur, se-nal\u021b\u0103 c\u0103tre stele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cei trei vecini, sl\u0103besc \u00eencet str\u00e2nsoarea<br \/>\nDezleag\u0103 funia cu care l-au legat<br \/>\nPrivesc la porcul care-\u0219i d\u0103 suflarea<br \/>\n\u0218terg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i, palizi, obrazul transpirat!<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 bun porc ai crescut, bre nea Mitic\u0103!<br \/>\n\u00cei zise g\u00e2f\u00e2ind \u0219i transpirat Vasile<br \/>\nO scroaf\u0103 am \u0219i eu, dar e mai mic\u0103,<br \/>\nO s\u0103 o tai \u0219i eu peste vreo dou\u0103 zile!<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, Gheorghe, tu nu zici nimica?<br \/>\nC\u0103 p\u00e2n-acuma numa\u2019 ai t\u0103cut!<br \/>\nSau \u021bie-\u021bi place s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu \u021buica?<br \/>\nAi zis ceva sau doar mi s-a p\u0103rut?<\/p>\n<p>Atuncea, Gheorghe cel \u00eenalt, sp\u0103tos,<br \/>\nRidic\u0103-ncet privirea din p\u0103m\u00e2ntul umed:<br \/>\n-M\u0103i, nea Mitic\u0103&#8230; s\u0103-l m\u0103n\u00e2nci s\u0103n\u0103tos!<br \/>\n\u0218i n-am vorbit, fiindc\u0103 m\u0103 simt cam \u0219ubred&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a, \u00eencet-\u00eencet, cu \u021buica cea de prun\u0103,<br \/>\nCe le intra \u00een oase, fierbinte, cu t\u0103rie,<br \/>\n\u0218i profit\u00e2nd c\u0103 afar\u0103 avur\u0103 vreme bun\u0103,<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u2019 la amiaz\u0103 porcul era-n buc\u0103t\u0103rie!<\/p>\n<p>Acela\u0219i ritual e peste tot \u00een sat<br \/>\nC\u0103 asta-i soarta porcului: se taie!<br \/>\nSe umple aerul de-at\u00e2ta gui\u021bat<br \/>\nDe carne fript\u0103 \u0219i de fum de paie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se las\u0103 seara peste sat \u00eencet, cea\u021ba revine,<br \/>\nPomana porcului e-acum pe fiecare mas\u0103<br \/>\nPrilej de mare bucurie \u0219i de bine<br \/>\n\u0218i un motiv \u00een plus s\u0103 mergi&#8230; acas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Porcul E diminea\u021b\u0103 rece \u0219i cu cea\u021b\u0103 \u0218i fumul iese gros pe co\u0219 Iar satul, parc\u0103-i f\u0103r\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 Pe drum,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8905"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8906,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8905\/revisions\/8906"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}