{"id":8882,"date":"2020-04-12T00:01:57","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T21:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8882"},"modified":"2020-04-12T00:04:35","modified_gmt":"2020-04-11T21:04:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amnios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8882","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amnios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n        \u00cenc\u0103 plutesc \u00een confuzii. Un Ivanov se plimb\u0103 \u0219i-i d\u0103 t\u00e2rcoale lui Vali sl\u0103b\u0103nogul, Vali lui Cornel, Lauren\u021biu \u0219i D\u0103nu\u021b lui Iacobu\u021b\u0103, un \u0218erb\u0103noiu&#8230;. Dar acum sunt sigur c\u0103 iriticului de sergent responsabil cu apa se numea Iona\u0219cu.<br \/>\n       Nu-i mai pot repera, cum au venit a\u0219a s-au dus. Ei? Eu. Eram acela care intrase brusc \u00een vie\u021bile lor \u0219i uneori aceast\u0103 st\u00e2njeneal\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ar\u0103ta col\u021bii. \u00centr-una dintre acele <strong>amiezi <\/strong>g\u0103sisem de cuviin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 rup t\u0103cerea duminical\u0103 cum nu se sfiau c\u00e2\u021biva de obicei. O impresie de egalitate c\u0103p\u0103tat\u0103 dup\u0103 o lun\u0103 \u0219i ceva de convie\u021buire, dup\u0103 sute de ore de munc\u0103 la un loc. Flatulen\u021bele, zguduirea patului c\u00e2nd d\u0103deai s\u0103 adormi, trezirea ca s\u0103 te duci la toalet\u0103, alarmele false, stropire&#8230; \u0219i pocnitorile. De\u0219tept foc (mai cur\u00e2nd de\u0219teapt\u0103 focul), m-am raliat ac\u021biunilor celor ce se <strong>amuzau<\/strong> de pl\u0103cere sau fiindc\u0103 se pozi\u021bionaser\u0103 cu un deget deasupra tuturor \u0219i-\u0219i antrenau \u0219i verificau sporadic abilit\u0103\u021bile \u0219i patriarhatul. Mi-a trecut prin cap \u00eentr-o duminic\u0103 s\u0103 execut o manevr\u0103 asem\u0103n\u0103toare dup\u0103 care se r\u00e2sese copios, iar vizatul se recunoscuse \u00eenfr\u00e2nt. Cum nu m\u0103 num\u0103ram printre cei lovi\u021bi de <strong>amimie<\/strong>, mi-am exprimat expres pornirile ,,comice&#8221; \u0219i-am ,,detonat&#8221; o petard\u0103 exact sub colocatarul meu care, contrar obiceiurilor lui citea. A s\u0103rit ca ars Cornel (\u00eencep s\u0103 cred din ce \u00een ce mai mult c\u0103 se numea Vali), m-a apucat de c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103, m-a dat jos de la etaj \u0219i mi-a aplicat dou\u0103 drepte \u00een falc\u0103 ca la meciurile de box, amu\u021bind tot dormitorul.<br \/>\n        Caz de r\u0103zboi. Ori situa\u021bie ce te repozi\u021bioneaz\u0103 pe un loc mai sus \u0219i te securizeaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba mai micilor amenin\u021b\u0103ri. Cu Negru se petrecuse la fel. Cu t\u00e2n\u0103rul boxer nu putea fi altcumva. Fusesem prilejul de-a-\u0219i \u00eencerca desele execu\u021bii \u00een v\u00e2nt dup\u0103 multele exerci\u021bii specifice terminate cu \u00eencord\u0103rile gen Bruce Lee. La c\u00e2te \u00eencasase trebuia s\u0103 mai \u0219i dea, nasul \u00eei era terciuit \u0219i str\u00e2mb. Mai ceva ca al meu pe-atunci.<br \/>\n        Devenisem oficial al lor. Adic\u0103 ne puteam m\u0103sura, \u00eentrece, permite. Oricum, pe timpul zilei nu ne mai \u00eent\u00e2lneam. Plecam spre IAS \u00een grupuri mici. Eu mi-l alesesem pe Rusu. \u00cen rest \u00eemi duceam la \u00eendeplinire menirea. Prima. R\u0103m\u0103sesem doar vreo trei \u00een maternitate: eu cu aparatul de sudur\u0103 pe post de autogen de ultim\u0103 genera\u021bie (chiar cel din urm\u0103), boxerul \u0219i d&#8217;artagnianul. Forma\u021bie ce se va mai reuni dup\u0103 patru luni&#8230;. Eram a\u0219adar primit \u00een lumea bun\u0103 dup\u0103 ,,meci&#8221;. Participam \u0219i la lucr\u0103rile de for\u021b\u0103, la spart betoane, cu grosime considerabil\u0103, cam treizeci de centimetri de&#8230;. M\u0103 puteam mira &#8211; nu eram specialist &#8211; de t\u0103ria platformelor ce \u00eencadra \u0219eptelul mam\u0103 \u0219i puiet, totodat\u0103 \u0219i de culoare f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 exagerez, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, nu mai \u00eent\u00e2lnise nimeni o astfel de concentra\u021bie de ciment \u00een compozi\u021bie cu particule fine de nisip, v\u00e2n\u0103t la suprafa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i violet- vi\u0219in\u0103 aproape de coacere \u00een ad\u00e2ncime. O singur\u0103 parte din camera de 8\/6 m ne-a stors de puteri o zi \u0219i jum\u0103tate, ne-a stricat baroasele \u0219i d\u0103l\u021bile de \u0219ase ori, prilej s\u0103-mi fac ucenicia \u0219i la sudat, nu numai la despicat \u021bevi. Se <strong>ambal\u0103<\/strong> Cornel prima dat\u0103 ca s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 practicile fizice \u00eel ajut\u0103. L-a sleit dup\u0103 treizeci de lovituri. S-a \u00eencumetat \u0219i D&#8217;Artagnian. Abia dac\u0103 i-a ciobit un bulg\u0103re c\u00e2t doi pumni \u00eentr-o margine. Dar tot era ceva. ,,D\u0103-i \u0219i tu!&#8221;, veni imperativ \u00eendemnul am\u00e2ndurora. 60 de kilograme, dou\u0103 bra\u021be c\u00e2t coada cioc\u0103noiului, voin\u021b\u0103 mult\u0103. Am desprins \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i eu o buc\u0103\u021bic\u0103. A\u0219a l-am st\u00e2rnit pe Cornel p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a scurs din el o jum\u0103tate de g\u0103leat\u0103 de transpira\u021bie. De ambi\u021bie a trudit ca un rob. A\u0219a se pl\u0103te\u0219te fudulia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenc\u0103 plutesc \u00een confuzii. Un Ivanov se plimb\u0103 \u0219i-i d\u0103 t\u00e2rcoale lui Vali sl\u0103b\u0103nogul, Vali lui Cornel, Lauren\u021biu \u0219i D\u0103nu\u021b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8882"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8883,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8882\/revisions\/8883"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}