{"id":8739,"date":"2020-03-18T00:26:54","date_gmt":"2020-03-17T21:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8739"},"modified":"2020-03-18T00:26:54","modified_gmt":"2020-03-17T21:26:54","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alamiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8739","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Al\u0103miu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Mai \u00eencerca\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreba\u021bi c\u00e2t al vostru trece-n contul altuia.<br \/>\n       Contul zilelor num\u0103rate. Nimic. C\u00e2t un obiect. S\u0103-l denumim casetofon. Playstation -1.<br \/>\n       Un ordin schimbase or\u00e2nduiala zilelor toride, abia degustate. Moldoveanul nu-\u0219i mai \u00eenc\u0103pea \u00een pielea de frunta\u0219 peste 16 oameni de manevr\u0103. G\u0103sise anterior solu\u021bia, mecanismul \u0219efiei, condeiul contabil \u0219i m\u00e2ng\u00e2ierea de sine. D\u0103dea comenzi \u0219i st\u0103tea. Ni\u021bu moale, c\u00e2rp\u0103, eu micu\u0219or, prea sc\u00e2rbit de seme\u021bia pozi\u021biei num\u0103rul unu. Plecasem din cloaca pream\u0103ririi unui \u0219ef de stat major \u0219i ajunsesem \u00een mocirla unui biet frunta\u0219 f\u0103cut la apelul bocancilor. La propriu. La descinderea noastr\u0103-n ,,cazarma&#8221; Independen\u021ba se <strong>al\u0103pta<\/strong> la s\u00e2nul maistrului olog. Num\u0103ra c\u0103m\u0103\u0219i, chilo\u021bi&#8230; \u0219i ghete. Fugise cu sufletul la gur\u0103. A <strong>amarat <\/strong>la \u021b\u0103rmul ,,bl\u00e2ndului&#8221; spovedindu-se, cu rug\u0103 de tres\u0103 <strong>al\u0103mie<\/strong> pe um\u0103r, f\u0103c\u00e2nd <strong>aluzie<\/strong> la grelele sarcini cei vor \u00eencurca existen\u021ba \u0219i-i vor \u0219tirbi din autoritate. <strong>Amabil<\/strong>, maistrul \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenzestr\u0103 ,,<strong>amanta<\/strong>&#8221;, greu, cu danie de regulament \u0219i responsabilitate, timp \u00een care t\u0103ria culmilor oral promise <strong>ame\u021bea<\/strong> soldatul frunt\u0103\u0219it p\u00e2n\u0103 la extaz. Se observ\u0103 de la o po\u0219t\u0103 norul \u00een care plutea. Plecase bosumflat, venise preocupat, mi\u0219c\u0103rile pe aleile ,,garnizoanei&#8221; erau recte, pa\u0219ii gr\u0103bi\u021bi c\u0103tre furier p\u0103reau de defilare, se ducea doar s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenscrie prima victorie din cariera de osta\u0219. Se-nturnase lejer. Prima ie\u0219ire la ramp\u0103 ca gradat \u00eei fixase boneta sanchiu pe-o ureche, \u00eempl\u00e2ntase \u00een ad\u00e2ncul buzunarului drept o m\u00e2n\u0103 felicitat\u0103, descheiase mo\u0219ul de bab\u0103 \u0219i-ntip\u0103ri pe chip victoria. Mersul molcom. <strong>Alurii<\/strong> i se ad\u0103ug\u0103 plictisul, suficien\u021ba. Pe care le <strong>alung\u0103<\/strong> imediat ce se \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219\u0103 trupei ce-\u0219i a\u0219tepta noua configura\u021bie. Nu patru grupe cu c\u00e2te-un leat septembrist de c\u0103petenie, ci dou\u0103 cu doi noi ale\u0219i.<br \/>\n      Chiar f\u0103r\u0103 ac\u021biuni potrivnice, cr\u00e2cniri ori alte nemul\u021bumiri nemanifestate, st\u0103team junghi \u00een bibilica moldoveanului. Anun\u021bul m\u0103 luase pe nepreg\u0103tite. Nu bun r\u0103mas fetei \u0219i fiului po\u0219ta\u0219ului, nu timp s\u0103 schimb dou\u0103 vorbe cu r\u00e2mniceanul meu. Urcu\u0219 \u00een camion, direc\u021bia sediu. Acela\u0219i preludiu \u00eenainte de somn, un du\u0219 rece, o repartizare rapid\u0103 unui dormitor. Vise&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Co\u0219mar. Ora&#8230;. Dup\u0103 miezul nop\u021bii. ,,Bibanii, de\u0219teptarea!&#8221; \u0218tiam unde sunt de ast\u0103 dat\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 nu \u0219i de ce \u0219i cine m\u0103 treze\u0219te intempestiv. \u00cen fa\u021ba ochilor balc\u00e2zul <strong>aluniu<\/strong>. \u00cen st\u00e2nga un must\u0103cios ce nu se dep\u0103rta imagistic de Ric\u0103, l&#8217;entul major de la Flore\u0219ti. Musta\u021b\u0103, p\u0103r ro\u0219cat, aceea\u0219i \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, acela\u0219i drac \u00een glas, \u00eens\u0103 \u00een tonalitate mai baritonal\u0103. ,,C\u00e2nta\u021bi tricolorul!&#8221; \u0218i eu, \u0219i Ni\u021bu am avut un schimb de priviri nedumerite. ,,N-auzi, bibane! C\u00e2nt\u0103 tricolorul!&#8221;, url\u0103 Negru \u0219i Frankenstein se apropia amenin\u021b\u0103tor cu un par \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. ,,Trei culori&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n         Noi devenisem casetofonul, din carne \u0219i oase, nu din fire \u0219i tranzistori ca-n ultima noapte de libertate, aparent\u0103, gustat\u0103 la m\u0103riti\u0219ul cucoanei Angela cu doar o zi \u00een urm\u0103, asezonat\u0103 cu rock, turce\u0219ti \u0219i vin din bel\u0219ugul limitat al produc\u021biei c\u0103tunului Coroana, c\u00e2t s\u0103 ne <strong>ame\u021bim<\/strong> \u0219i s\u0103 uit\u0103m unde ne-a aruncat de fapt via\u021ba. C\u0103 se-mb\u0103tase p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 pur \u0219i simplu se <strong>ambeta<\/strong> \u00een c\u00e2mpia dobrogean\u0103, ori din <strong>ambele<\/strong> motive, soldatul Negru \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cu mendrele dup\u0103 care, satisf\u0103cut de isprav\u0103 &#8211; c\u00e2ntasem corect \u0219i cu tr\u0103ire -, ne ordon\u0103 s\u0103 adormim.<br \/>\n        \u00cen\u021belesesem <strong>aluzia<\/strong>. ,,Ave\u021bi grij\u0103, b\u0103, fir-a\u021bi ai naibii de bibani!&#8221; Pentru deja existen\u021bii eram noi-nou\u021bi, buni de rupt oasele. Fusese <strong>amenda<\/strong> cea mai mic\u0103 pe care o putea \u00eencasa de la vigilentele leaturi. Am aflat nu departe de atunci c\u0103 se poate \u0219i mai r\u0103u.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai \u00eencerca\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreba\u021bi c\u00e2t al vostru trece-n contul altuia. Contul zilelor num\u0103rate. Nimic. C\u00e2t un obiect. 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