{"id":8721,"date":"2020-03-14T20:24:09","date_gmt":"2020-03-14T17:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8721"},"modified":"2020-03-14T20:24:09","modified_gmt":"2020-03-14T17:24:09","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alvite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8721","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alvi\u021be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      La comun.<br \/>\n      Ar trebui episoade cu miile, Young and the restless ar p\u0103li. Numai o genera\u021bie, dac\u0103 stai s-o numeri, cuprinde peste 30.000 de b\u0103ie\u021bi, de la cel mai pipernicit la \u0103l mai \u00eenalt, de la sub\u021birel la cel mai gras, de la cel mai t\u00e2n\u0103r la cel mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n, de la&#8230;. Nu era nevoie de Tvr1 ca s\u0103-mi rememorez anii de ost\u0103\u0219ie, \u00eens\u0103 dovede\u0219te scepticilor c\u0103 se poate de la suficient la foarte r\u0103u. Unii intervieva\u021bi se declarau mul\u021bumi\u021bi, proastele obiceiuri de acas\u0103 \u0219i lipsurile \u00eei aduseser\u0103 la mai bine, la s\u0103pun \u0219i ap\u0103, la un pat cu strictul necesar, la hran\u0103 regularizat\u0103, la ,,stima&#8221; c\u0103p\u0103tat\u0103 odat\u0103 cu gradul superior soldatului \u0219i scurtimea aumair\u0103masului. Altora, pu\u021bini, stagiul le d\u0103duse planurile peste cap, totu\u0219i, unii se \u00eemboln\u0103veau subit sau erau trecu\u021bi \u00een sferele superioare, \u00eenchi\u0219i \u00een birouri sau la infirmerie. O parte veniser\u0103 \u00een stadiul de lichea, iar armata i-a transformat \u00een super lichele.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 nu par\u0103 c\u0103 fug de Coroana repede. Viitorii colegi lucrau cot la cot cu noi. \u00cenv\u0103\u021baser\u0103 lec\u021bia pl\u0103\u021bii constante, de nivelul miei \u0219i mirosul banilor \u00eei \u00eendemna s\u0103 hei-rupeasc\u0103 \u00eentr-un ritm \u00eendr\u0103cit. Am aflat mai t\u00e2rziu de condi\u021biile existen\u021biale, sine qua non: munce\u0219ti ca noi, c\u0103 de nu&#8230;. Eram transporta\u021bi pe c\u00e2mp cu tractorul, acela\u0219i ce ne aducea m\u00e2ncarea de pr\u00e2nz. \u0218i-ar fi trebuit s\u0103 ne \u0219i \u00eentoarc\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi de spetire \u00een dogoarea cea mai n\u0103prasnic\u0103. Uneori uita. H\u00e2dul, dartagnianul, muzicantul, de\u0219iratul, pedantul, alcoolistul, z\u00e2mb\u0103re\u021bul, m\u00e2ini scurte, moldoveanul&#8230; eu \u0219i ciobanul ne pornir\u0103m c\u0103tre vatra satului. S\u0103 tot par\u0103 c\u00e2mpie Dobrogea p\u00e2n\u0103 se pr\u0103vale deodat\u0103. Am fi putut \u021bine calea cocoa\u0219ei f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne abatem. Dar cum s\u0103 refuzi o baie, \u0219tiind c\u0103 te a\u0219teapt\u0103 cisterna \u00een care puiul de <strong>amfiox<\/strong> p\u00e2ndea la gura canelei s\u0103 te penetreze? B\u0103ltoaca ivit\u0103 pe nea\u0219teptate f\u0103cea cu ochiul. Scald\u0103. A\u0219a cum eram, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi cu totul. Cum s\u0103 nu m\u0103 <strong>al\u0103tur<\/strong> trupei? Cum s\u0103 refuz o astfel de \u0219ans\u0103? Cine s\u0103 nu se b\u0103l\u0103ceasc\u0103? Doar&#8230;. Unul singur. Ciob\u0103na\u0219ul nostru. Privea de sus, de pe creasta m\u0103gurii. Strig\u0103te, ademeniri. <strong>Aluzii<\/strong> ca-ntre b\u0103ie\u021bi, de mam\u0103, de&#8230;. Impasibil. Impenetrabil. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-a pus la cale o strategie. Cei mai v\u00e2njo\u0219i s\u0103-l apuce bine \u0219i s\u0103-l arunce \u00een ap\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ca s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 dup\u0103 c\u0103 nu intrase niciodat\u0103 \u00eentr-o b\u0103ltoac\u0103 sau un r\u00e2u \u0219i c\u0103-i era fric\u0103, la 22 de ani &#8211; era mai m\u0103ricel -, de ap\u0103. Cum naiba, c\u00e2nd oieritul se practic\u0103 mai ales pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 fel de fel de t\u0103uri sau p\u00e2ruri? Urlase de se auzise p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de grani\u021b\u0103, se zb\u0103tuse \u0219i se prinsese de ,,binef\u0103c\u0103torii&#8221; lui cu disperare&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ne pierdusem cheful, dup\u0103 15 minute de \u00eenot \u0219i zbenguial\u0103 \u00een lichid natural, dup\u0103 o zi extenuant\u0103 te pa\u0219te o foame de lup. Noi ie\u0219isem. Mai scoate ciob\u0103nelul din balt\u0103. Descoperise c\u0103-i place. Era tot un z\u00e2mbet.<br \/>\n       Cam trei kilometri. \u0218i c\u0103tunul ba se ar\u0103ta ,,f\u0103los&#8221;, ba-\u0219i pierdea din m\u00e2ndre\u021be dup\u0103 cele dou\u0103-trei cocoa\u0219e interpuse \u00een calea privirilor \u00eemp\u0103ienjenite de soarele de peste zi, cel trimis la somn, \u00eenc\u00e2rligat cu nesa\u021b \u00een cozile ochilor c\u0103l\u0103torului dinspre \u0219anturi c\u0103tre destina\u021bie.<br \/>\n       Declara\u021bia de e\u0219ec adresat\u0103 responsabilului l-a l\u0103sat rece, <strong>alunga<\/strong> mu\u0219te inexistente (nu dintre cele ce \u00een\u021besaser\u0103 cojile de pepene de pe masa unde se osp\u0103tase \u0219i-\u0219i potolise nevoia de ,,ap\u0103 tare&#8221;, se s\u0103turaser\u0103 de carne de soldat), \u00een stadiu de semi incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103 nici nu putea emite un r\u0103spuns, nici nu putea fi tras la r\u0103spundere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La comun. Ar trebui episoade cu miile, Young and the restless ar p\u0103li. Numai o genera\u021bie, dac\u0103 stai s-o numeri,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8721"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8722,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8721\/revisions\/8722"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}