{"id":8675,"date":"2020-03-11T11:02:37","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T08:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8675"},"modified":"2020-03-11T11:06:34","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T08:06:34","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alunit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8675","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alunit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-con tent\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-con tent\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Orice be\u021bie aduce a doua zi o stare groaznic\u0103. Vertij, stare vomitiv\u0103, dar mai ales ru\u0219ine.<br \/>\n       Majurul ducea lips\u0103. Uitase c\u0103 f\u0103cuse nudism p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een sat f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2indu-se copil\u0103re\u0219te pe cei doi balo\u021bi (scz., baloturi) de paie, banchete pentru mamele noastre la dus. Reu\u0219ise s\u0103 <strong>alunge<\/strong> par\u021bial alcoolul din s\u00e2nge \u0219i ne c\u0103uta nou\u0103 motive matinale. Se trezise milit\u0103ria \u00een el \u0219i-ncepuse s\u0103 comande. F\u0103r\u0103 efect. Nep\u0103sarea plutea \u00een aer. Companionii de c-o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte trecuser\u0103 de noapte ca linul prin ap\u0103, genera\u021bia lor fusese \u00een\u021b\u0103rcat\u0103 cu vin \u0219i \u021buic\u0103, iar antrenamentul paralel cu instruc\u021bia \u0219i munca \u00eenceput\u0103 de prin prim\u0103var\u0103 le \u00eent\u0103rise imunitatea la alcool cu grade mici \u0219i cantit\u0103\u021bi sub doi, trei litri. \u0218i c\u00e2nd b\u0103tur\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva <strong>aluziv<\/strong> c\u0103tre comportamentu-i infantil renun\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 ceea ce nu putea fi: zbir.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2t despre mine&#8230;. Nu m\u0103 puteam dezmin\u021bi de modul \u00een care primeam b\u0103utura. Un gust niciodat\u0103 at\u00e2t de pl\u0103cut. <strong>Ame\u021bii<\/strong> imediat \u0219i de data aceea. Dou\u0103 beri \u0219i un rom: o zi urm\u0103toare plin\u0103 de nesiguran\u021b\u0103 orientativ\u0103, o noapte \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 de surprize &#8211; din dou\u0103 una se preta la datul la ra\u021be -, <strong>amarul<\/strong> r\u0103mas pe papilele gustative.<br \/>\n       Mi-a p\u0103rut r\u0103u c-am fost at\u00e2t de brusc extras locului. Micile bucurii se risipiser\u0103 \u00eentr-o clipit\u0103. Rememoram doar apusurile de soare petrecute la poarta po\u0219ta\u0219ului, prietenia fiicei lui, aproape de promisiunea unei iubiri nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite, \u0219i amici\u021bia fratelui, ajuns\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo unde mi-a devenit partener de electronic\u0103.<br \/>\n       A r\u0103mas un amalgam de senza\u021bii din pasiunile mele, multe \u00eencepute, altele numai \u00een \u00eenchipuire. Sta\u021bia de la \u0219coala nr. 1, chitara electric\u0103, perdelu\u021bele \u0219i mu\u0219catele de la intrarea \u00een casa pionierului, lumina neonului, atelierul de electrotehnic\u0103, c\u00e2teva reviste de specialitate, miros de sac\u00e2z \u0219i fludor, s\u00e2rmuli\u021be, becule\u021be. Cu voia unui coleg de clas\u0103 liceal\u0103 prins \u00een mrejele montajului electronic \u0219i pasiunea fratelui \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een stare de coacere, am \u00eencropit ceea ce s-a numit  mai \u00eent\u00e2i fuzz cu tranzistor pnp, iar mai apoi cu npn. O combina\u021bie de <strong>amator<\/strong> cu roade pe m\u0103sura unui profesionist, cele dou\u0103 cablaje \u00eenseriate func\u021bionau a\u0219a cum doream. Loca\u0219ul din corpul chitarei, un gol de 7&#215;7 cm, ad\u00e2nc de 2 cm a primit unul, alimentat cu baterie de 4,5 V, ascuns privirilor cu un capac de plastic prins la mini hol\u0219uruburi. Cel\u0103lalt la vedere. Chiar dac\u0103 amintirea a prins ceva praf \u0219i imaginile sunt destul de \u0219terse, le pot reface, am instantaneul doveditor.<br \/>\n         De unde era s\u0103 intuiesc c\u0103 \u00een b\u0103iatul aduc\u0103torului de scrisori de la Coroana se \u00eenfiripase curiozitatea de a afla ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd conexezi rezisten\u021be, condensatoare \u0219i&#8230;? At\u00e2t. Am constatat c\u0103 la tranzistori (cu ori \u0219i oare \u0219i la condensator) nu \u0219tia destul c\u00e2t s\u0103 ini\u021bieze m\u0103car un circuit ca unul dintre cele asamblate de mine. Ori ceva mult mai simplu. \u00cenv\u0103\u021basem de acas\u0103 \u0219i ce avea nevoie partea cea mai important\u0103 dintr-un amplificator, parc\u0103 BFD-uri le chema pe cele ce alc\u0103tuiau ,,finalul&#8221;, f\u0103r\u0103 de care, dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi, la ie\u0219ire semnal audio era zero. Nici cea mai mic\u0103 f\u00e2s\u00e2ial\u0103.<br \/>\n       Fusese o ocaziune. Dintre cele ce dau capului de lucru \u00een momente nea\u0219teptate. Vecina noastr\u0103 se m\u0103rita. S\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi orice altceva. Nu <strong>alunie<\/strong> \u0219i oache\u0219\u0103 ca pirandele din dosul cl\u0103dirii noastre (m\u0103i, nene, s\u0103 descoperi r\u00e2mnicean din semin\u021bia s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103reselor de la poarta gr\u0103dinii publice \u0219i gr\u0103dina de var\u0103 a cinemaului, te duce cu g\u00e2ndul la raziile mili\u021biei&#8230; aha, aici \u00eei trimit, nu la pu\u0219c\u0103rie, la munc\u0103!), nu spum\u0103 de lapte \u0219i p\u0103r negru-corb ca sora de clasa a 9-a a prietenului electrotehnist, nu gospodin\u0103 de 35-40 de ani, femeie zdrav\u0103n\u0103. O h\u00e2rc\u0103 la vreo 70 de ani, pasmogit\u0103, c\u0103reia nu-i d\u0103deai \u0219anse de supravie\u021buire nici p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ziua nun\u021bii, dar\u0103mite dup\u0103 consumarea ei.<br \/>\n       ,,Am un pickup stricat.&#8221; ,,E ca al meu. Pot s\u0103-l repar. Ai aparat de lipit?&#8221; Avea. Am sacrificat un efect dintre ale mele ca s\u0103 prepar un amplificator, un aparat de radio al lui, din care am luat ceva piese \u0219i difuzorul. Ca s\u0103-i fac t\u0103nti\u021bei un cadou de nunt\u0103: dou\u0103 c\u00e2ntece de la Iris. La \u00eentrecere cu c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bul de geamb\u0103\u0219isme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Orice be\u021bie aduce a doua zi o stare groaznic\u0103. Vertij, stare vomitiv\u0103, dar mai ales ru\u0219ine. Majurul ducea lips\u0103. 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