{"id":8633,"date":"2020-02-25T20:43:01","date_gmt":"2020-02-25T17:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8633"},"modified":"2020-02-26T20:47:03","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T17:47:03","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alunas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8633","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aluna\u0219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       N-aveam s\u0103 mai <strong>alicim<\/strong> \u00een veci, singurul pistol-mitralier\u0103 pus la dispozi\u021bie era din gama unelte de ,,gr\u0103din\u0103&#8221;.<br \/>\n        Mare-i a Dobrogei \u0219i nes\u0103tul\u0103. \u00cen nevoia de ap\u0103 ne-a prins pe noi, din s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de <strong>alogen<\/strong> &#8211; sau poate nu, fiindc\u0103 am avut surpriza s\u0103 fiu etichetat de dou\u0103 ori \u00een aceea\u0219i zi drept turc -, \u00een mreje s\u0103-i potolim setea nem\u0103rginit\u0103. Ea \u0219i acoli\u021bii. Instalarea \u00een ,,ghetou&#8221; a fost simpl\u0103, \u0103la sus, \u0103la jos, \u0103ia \u00een camera cealalt\u0103. Cam fiecare dup\u0103 gust. Care la geam, care la perete \u0219i cine-a mai apucat l\u00e2ng\u0103 u\u0219\u0103, ne <strong>alocam<\/strong> dup\u0103 voie locul de somn. At\u00e2t r\u0103m\u00e2nea. Ne trezeam mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00eens\u0103 c\u00e2mpia ne ocupa tot timpul, p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219apte ale serii \u00eei serveam ca ni\u0219te ocna\u0219i, cu amendamentul c\u0103 nu ghiorl\u0103neam m\u0103runtaiele p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u00een ad\u00e2nc, ci la suprafa\u021b\u0103, sute de metri din loc \u00een loc. Acolo unde lopata, casmaua \u0219i t\u00e2rn\u0103copul se \u00eentreceau care s\u0103 revendice prima \u0219i cea mai \u00eendelungat\u0103 \u00eentrebuin\u021bare. Altfel r\u0103bojul r\u0103m\u00e2nea nemarcat \u00een dreptul soldatului-muncitor f\u0103r\u0103 ocupa\u021bie. Auzisem&#8230;. Plecasem de la Flore\u0219ti cu g\u00e2ndul t\u00e2mp c\u0103 trecerea de la 65 la 100 de lei era un beneficiu. Un crez dobitoc. \u00cen p\u00e2ntecul imensit\u0103\u021bii leii n-aveau nicio valoare. Acel magazin s\u0103tesc din Coroana nu vindea mai mult de 20 de produse \u0219i era deschis doar \u00een timpul nostru de lucru, iar Duminica tr\u0103gea obloanele. Suta z\u0103cea nefericit\u0103 \u00een buzunar, se <strong>altera<\/strong> dup\u0103 fiecare verificare de rutin\u0103, topindu-i-se cerneala b\u0103lce\u0219tian\u0103 marin\u0103 sub asprimea palmelor b\u0103\u0219icate de protuberan\u021bele cozilor \u0219i oful apuc\u0103turii.<br \/>\n       Da, auzisem c\u0103 totul depindea de volumul de munc\u0103 depus, c\u0103 plata era \u00een str\u00e2ns\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu un calificativ notat de \u0219eful grupei. Iar eu \u0219i-ai mei colegi ne pricopsisem cu cel mai afurisit, ajuns s\u0103 decid\u0103 c\u0103 o gre\u0219eal\u0103 de comportament poate face alb devizul lunar. Zero, zero, zero, zero. Plus o sut\u0103 solda. \u00cen ea nu intra nici comandantul suprem. <strong>Altuia<\/strong> i-ar fi s\u0103rit mu\u0219tarul, nou\u0103 nu. Nu \u0219tiam \u00eenc\u0103 ce viper\u0103 moldoveneasc\u0103 st\u0103 la cap \u0219i ne p\u00e2nde\u0219te. \u0218i-a avut noroc, s-a dispensat de mine \u0219i Ni\u021bu la timp. \u00centr-o sear\u0103, taman de 4 iulie, dar nu \u0219tiam ce americ\u0103 se bucur\u0103 c\u0103 fiin\u021beaz\u0103 hegemonic peste omenire, ni s-a cerut s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sim&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ce, \u00een fapt? O \u0219andrama de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 duhnind a b\u0103utur\u0103, \u0219osete, transpira\u021bie \u0219i boal\u0103. Niciunele tratabile. \u0218oferii de tractor se-ntreceau care s\u0103 \u00eengurgiteze mai mult alcool \u0219i-apoi s\u0103-\u0219i etaleze dexteritatea la volan, f\u0103c\u00e2nd abstrac\u021bie de prezen\u021ba noastr\u0103 \u00een remorc\u0103 \u0219i numeroasele denivel\u0103ri. De sp\u0103lat cu sim\u021bul total al igienei nu-\u021bi puteai permite. S\u0103 calculeze cineva cam ce cantitate de ap\u0103 necesit\u0103 25 de in\u0219i diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i seara doar pentru p\u0103m\u00e2ntiile fluiere de picior, pentru palmele \u00eemb\u00e2csite de aceea\u0219i \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cutele g\u00e2tului, col\u021burile gurii, pliurilor ochilor \u0219i pavilioanele urechilor p\u0103trunse fin de praful purtat de ,,<strong>alizee<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; furiile naturii de moment puse pe joac\u0103 prin \u0219an\u021burile unde ne f\u0103ceam veacul -, de cupele excavatoarelor \u0219i ro\u021bile transportoarelor noastre de ici-colo. 500 de g\u0103le\u021bi pe zi. Plus \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 10 porcilor. C\u00e2teva pentru cl\u0103tit blidele \u0219i falsa <strong>alpaca<\/strong> a tac\u00e2murilor \u00een cele dou\u0103 extremit\u0103\u021bi de zi, deoarece pe teren le scoteam fa\u021b\u0103 curat\u0103 cum se nimerea: ba cu o gur\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u00een minus setei, ori cu buricele degetelor sau direct cu m\u00e2neca. Subsorile mai pe urm\u0103, la \u00eencheierea celor&#8230;. Doar o impresie de terminare. S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na are \u0219apte zile, noi tot \u0219apte la dispozi\u021bie s\u0103 punem la b\u0103taie for\u021ba brut\u0103. \u0218ase pe catastif. A \u0219aptea cu bun\u0103voin\u021b\u0103 patriotic\u0103 de grup. Pl\u0103ti\u021bi ca s\u0103 pl\u0103tim luxul duminical al unui pr\u00e2nz cu un ingredient rarisim: carne porcin\u0103. \u00cemboln\u0103virile&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-aveam s\u0103 mai alicim \u00een veci, singurul pistol-mitralier\u0103 pus la dispozi\u021bie era din gama unelte de ,,gr\u0103din\u0103&#8221;. 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