{"id":8625,"date":"2020-02-24T22:35:37","date_gmt":"2020-02-24T19:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8625"},"modified":"2020-02-24T22:35:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-24T19:35:37","slug":"cotetul-metafore-procentual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8625","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Oul… procentual"},"content":{"rendered":"

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De c\u00e2nd Adam \u0219i Eva au p\u0103r\u0103sit Gr\u0103dina
\nFiindc-au m\u00e2ncat atunci din m\u0103rul interzis,
\nCine-a fost mai \u00eent\u00e2i, oul sau g\u0103ina?
\nE \u00eentrebarea cu r\u0103spunsul \u00eenc\u0103 nedecis…<\/p>\n

Nici ast\u0103zi, \u00een ciuda at\u00e2tor cercet\u0103ri,
\nNu s-a ajuns m\u0103car la vreo concluziune,
\nDe\u0219i, cercet\u0103tori din toate cele patru z\u0103ri
\nAu studiat atent procesul de ecloziune…<\/p>\n

La noi, rom\u00e2nii, nu-s asemenea dileme
\nIar asta, nu-i deloc vreun lucru nou!
\nNu ne st\u0103 mintea la astfel de probleme
\nC\u0103ci, ce poate fi mai simplu ca un ou?<\/p>\n

\u0218i Cristofor Columb credea la fel odat\u0103,
\nDup\u0103 ce cutreierase-n toat\u0103 lumea larg\u0103
\nF\u0103c\u00e2nd astfel celebru, oul din poiat\u0103
\nCa mai apoi, pentru omlet\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eel sparg\u0103…<\/p>\n

A\u0219a ajunse oul, \u00een istorie, at\u00e2t de important,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, aici la noi, \u00een timpul \u0103sta ce-l tr\u0103im,
\n\u00cen PIB-ul Rom\u00e2niei a devenit a\u0219a marcant
\nC\u0103, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, impozit pe… omlet\u0103 o s\u0103 pl\u0103tim!<\/p>\n

La multe m-a\u0219 fi a\u0219teptat de la Vosganian,
\nPe care \u00eel apreciez ca scriitor de seam\u0103,
\n\u0218i mult\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103 \u00een spa\u021biul \u0103la… cranian,
\nDar dup\u0103 treaba asta, \u00eemi e un pic cam team\u0103…<\/p>\n

Mi-e team\u0103 c-o s\u0103 mor ca m\u00e2ine \u0219i nici eu
\nN-o s\u0103 apuc s\u0103 v\u0103d cum PIB-ul \u021b\u0103rii cre\u0219te
\nDin cauza banalului produs… galinaceu
\nPe care-l face o g\u0103in\u0103 c\u00e2nd cotcod\u0103ce\u0219te!<\/p>\n

M\u0103 mir \u0219i m\u0103 crucesc de-asemenea prostie
\nPe care-o spune unul cu ceva… ,,preten\u021bii\u201d!
\nCe va urma dup\u0103 aceasta, \u00eenc\u0103 nu se \u0219tie
\nPutem s\u0103 b\u0103nuim care-s ascunsele inten\u021bii…<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 ajungem s\u0103 tr\u0103im timpul din urm\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd vom pl\u0103ti impozit defalcat pe… ou\u0103!
\nO s\u0103 le numere ANAF-ul tuturor din ,,turm\u0103\u201d
\nS\u0103 vad\u0103 ei, c\u00e2\u021bi au mai mult de… dou\u0103!<\/p>\n

Cei prin\u0219i c\u0103-ncalc\u0103 legea \u0219i au unu-n plus,
\nPedepse aspre vor primi, c\u0103ci statu-i riguros
\n\u0218i nu permite \u0103lora cu trei, s\u0103 fie ei mai sus
\n\u00cen timp ce restul r\u00e2c\u00e2ie-n gunoiul de pe jos…<\/p>\n

Cum s-o-nt\u00e2mpla \u0219i treaba asta, n-am habar
\nDar fiindc\u0103 multe am v\u0103zut la via\u021ba mea,
\nM-a\u0219tept s\u0103 ni se numere \u0219i ou\u0103le-n cuibar
\nA\u0219a precum N\u0103stase, odat\u0103, prevedea…<\/p>\n

Doamne fere\u0219te, de la un ou, s-ajungi ca el!
\nS\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te \u00eempu\u0219ti \u0219i faza s\u0103 nu-\u021bi ias\u0103!
\nDin mare om de stat s-ajungi un… coco\u0219el…
\nDe-aia nu-i bine s\u0103-\u021bi \u021bii toate ou\u0103le-ntr-o plas\u0103!
\n<\/p>\n

Deci, iat\u0103 cum banalul ou creeaz\u0103 isterie
\nDe nici n-ai fi crezut ce important a devenit!
\nDar mie mi se pare c\u0103 toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 nebunie,
\n\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia miroase cu putere a… ou clocit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oul… procentual De c\u00e2nd Adam \u0219i Eva au p\u0103r\u0103sit Gr\u0103dina Fiindc-au m\u00e2ncat atunci din m\u0103rul interzis, Cine-a fost mai \u00eent\u00e2i,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8626,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8625\/revisions\/8626"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}