{"id":8608,"date":"2020-02-20T00:09:40","date_gmt":"2020-02-19T21:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8608"},"modified":"2020-02-20T00:09:40","modified_gmt":"2020-02-19T21:09:40","slug":"cotetul-metafore-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8608","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – ONU-\u021ba"},"content":{"rendered":"

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O v\u0103zui azi pe Olgu\u021ba,
\nCum se chinuia dr\u0103gu\u021ba,
\nS\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, s\u0103 citeasc\u0103
\n\u00cen engleza… olteneasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Nu oriunde, ci la ONU,
\nCare d\u0103 \u00een lume tonu’…
\nNu-\u0219’ ce-a zis \u0219i ce-a citit,
\nC\u0103 nici n-am mai urm\u0103rit…<\/p>\n

De emo\u021bii ce-am avut,
\nNici nu \u0219tiu ce-a mai f\u0103cut
\nS-a umflat \u00een piept m\u00e2ndria
\nC\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia!<\/p>\n

Un pic sunt nemul\u021bumit
\nFiindc\u0103 nu am auzit
\nPropun\u00e2ndu-le \u0219i lor
\nM\u0103rirea salariilor!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 spun\u0103 lumii \u00eentregi
\nCum tr\u0103im ca ni\u0219te regi,
\nCu salarii majorate,
\nDublate sau chiar triplate…<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 asta e ideea!
\nNu mai suntem lumea a treia!
\nCum era \u021bara de l\u00e2ng\u0103,
\nRwanda, \u00een partea st\u00e2ng\u0103…<\/p>\n

Aici am un pic de oftic\u0103:
\nDe\u0219i \u00een ordine alfabetic\u0103,
\nNe-au pus, f\u0103r\u0103 maniere,
\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 \u021b\u0103ri… bananiere!<\/p>\n

Ne-o fi \u0103sta locu-n lume?
\nPrecum steaua f\u0103r\u0103 nume?
\n\u0218i de-aia m-am \u00eentrebat
\nDe ce noi n-am protestat?<\/p>\n

Cum, bre, s\u0103 pui Rom\u00e2nia
\nLui Br\u00e2ncu\u0219i, Vlaicu \u0219i Vuia
\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 o \u021bar\u0103 african\u0103,
\nCe tr\u0103ie\u0219te din… savan\u0103?<\/p>\n

O fi pentru c\u0103 \u0219i noi \u0219i ei
\nV\u00e2n\u0103m \u00eentr-una ni\u0219te… lei?
\nSau fiindc\u0103 ONU \u021bine la etic\u0103
\n\u0218i respect\u0103 ordinea alfabetic\u0103?…<\/p>\n

Asta s\u0103 le fi zis olteanca!
\nC\u0103 o \u0219tim c\u0103-i merge fleanca…
\nMuic\u0103, ce m-a\u0219 fi m\u00e2ndrit
\nC\u0103-s rom\u00e2n bine pl\u0103tit!<\/p>\n

Eram tare m\u00e2ndru de mine
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 uitai mai bine,
\n\u0218i v\u0103zui c\u0103 mai \u00een spate
\nUna \u00eei… sufla, m\u0103i frate!<\/p>\n

\u00cei sufla de zor discursul
\nCare schimb\u0103 lumii cursul!
\nNu m-am prins care e rostul
\n\u0218i m-am \u00eentrebat ca prostul:<\/p>\n

Cum s\u0103-i sufli ca la \u0219coal\u0103,
\nDiscursul ce-i scris pe coal\u0103
\nPe care singur\u0103 \u00eel cite\u0219ti
\nCu cuvinte engleze\u0219ti?<\/p>\n

Tot mai cred c\u0103 nu-i a\u0219a,
\nC\u0103 e doar p\u0103rerea mea,
\n\u0218i poate n-am v\u0103zut bine
\nVoi nu v\u0103 lua\u021bi dup\u0103 mine!<\/p>\n

A\u0219 mai zice multe eu,
\nCum am mai tot zis mereu,
\nDar mi-e c\u0103 v\u0103 plictisesc,
\nMai mult dac\u0103 m\u0103 lungesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ONU-\u021ba O v\u0103zui azi pe Olgu\u021ba, Cum se chinuia dr\u0103gu\u021ba, S\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u00cen engleza… olteneasc\u0103! Nu oriunde, ci<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8609,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8608\/revisions\/8609"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}