{"id":8606,"date":"2020-02-18T20:48:01","date_gmt":"2020-02-18T17:48:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8606"},"modified":"2020-02-18T20:48:01","modified_gmt":"2020-02-18T17:48:01","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alodii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8606","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alodii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Efectiv chinuit. Dar c\u00e2nd a g\u0103sit zbaterea mea un calificativ mai nimerit?<br \/>\n       Piedicile s-au \u021binut scai. Corpul inadaptat, potolit prin instruc\u021bie pentru randament maxim \u0219i eficien\u021b\u0103 minim\u0103, a dat rateuri mereu. Picioare, m\u00e2ini \u0219i gur\u0103 de categorie inferioar\u0103. Cum m-am tot str\u0103duit s\u0103 dau \u00eent\u00e2lnirii literare o culoare potrivit\u0103, tot a\u0219a, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi adaptez trupul atribu\u021biilor militare, am e\u0219uat. \u00cen prima parte.<br \/>\n       Solda\u021bi \u0219i cadre \u00eemp\u0103r\u021beau aceea\u0219i peniten\u021b\u0103. Peste to\u021bi certa\u021bii cu legea, colonelul-p\u0103r-sur dirija un colectiv ciudat: un c\u0103pitan mai bun de s\u0103rit dec\u00e2t de ocolit; maistrul cu magazia (<strong>altern<\/strong> \u0219i cu altele); sergentul major, cu o min\u0103 imediat deductibil\u0103 &#8211; \u021b\u0103ran naturalizat prin Medgidia dup\u0103 tenul ro\u0219u, s\u0103r\u0103cu\u021b la minte c\u00e2nd z\u00e2mbea. T\u00e2mp. Se <strong>alinta<\/strong> \u00een imagina\u021bia lui ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 impresie bun\u0103. Risca, singur fiind \u00eentre at\u00e2tea capete desfr\u00e2nate, s\u0103 \u0219i-l piard\u0103 pe dat\u0103.<br \/>\n       La at\u00e2t se reducea marele stat major al for\u021belor de munc\u0103 deplasate \u00een marginea de sud a Dobrogei. Un \u0219ef sobru (crezusem p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct), un obez cu distinc\u021bie \u0219i putere de decizie zero, un ultim gradat de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103 ce g\u0103sise \u00een cantonamentele pe fronturile re\u021belelor de iriga\u021bii un bun prilej s\u0103 fac\u0103 un ban ,,cinstit&#8221;. N-am uitat piesa de rezisten\u021b\u0103, m\u00e2na forte, tiranul r\u0103mas pe jum\u0103tate eficient. Ghinionul m\u0103 \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 reproduc numele lor, nu \u00eens\u0103 caracterul \u0219i excesul de zel. \u0218i prostia.<br \/>\n       Vremea, spuneam, s\u0103 ne <strong>alin\u0103m<\/strong> sufletele r\u0103nite de at\u00e2ta incertitudine \u0219i libertate furat\u0103 la nici dou\u0103zeci de ani (abia \u00eemplinisem nou\u0103sprezece) se sf\u00e2r\u0219ise. Dincolo de necunoscutul din ,,cazarm\u0103&#8221; (nu trecusem mai departe de ,,toalet\u0103&#8221;, ,,sala de mese&#8221; \u0219i gardul \u00eemprejmuitor) aveam aceea\u0219i dilem\u0103: unde ne afl\u0103m \u0219i unde mergem? Unde ne <strong>alocau<\/strong> cu ziua mai marii? Fiindc\u0103 nici acest aspect nu-l puteam aprecia, al timpului de lucru. Niciunul dintre leaturile r\u0103mase \u00een Independen\u021ba nu ne-a dezv\u0103luit adev\u0103rata fa\u021b\u0103 a ,,\u0219ederii&#8221; noastre ,,definitive&#8221;. Ce ne-a p\u0103\u021bit pielea afl\u00e2nd&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ne-am trezit, dup\u0103 al doilea miraj &#8211; a\u0219a zi\u0219ii mun\u021bi dobrogeni sunt o vast\u0103 c\u00e2mpie ridicat\u0103 un lat de palm\u0103 urie\u0219easc\u0103 de la nivelul m\u0103rii -, \u00een plin pustiu, pe un drum de piatr\u0103 spre noua noastr\u0103 ,,cas\u0103 de oaspe\u021bi&#8221;, la limita locuibil\u0103 a Rom\u00e2niei: Coroana. De la Albe\u0219ti o \u021binur\u0103m spre soare-amiaz\u0103 drept, apoi, la \u00eentret\u0103ierea pustiului cu apa &#8211; de canal (\u0218i ce mai sem\u0103na cu cel ce traversa \u0219oseaua spre Suraia \u0219i se pitula ho\u021be\u0219te pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pu\u0219c\u0103ria M\u00e2ndre\u0219tilor de Vrancea!) -, o cotir\u0103m nebune\u0219te spre gazda noastr\u0103: un c\u0103tun cu 50 de case (statistic\u0103 personal\u0103, dup\u0103 o investiga\u021bie sumar\u0103 \u0219i o surs\u0103 local\u0103). \u00cen mar&#8217;nea localit\u0103\u021bii (!) ne a\u0219tepta sergentul major. Moldoveanul nostru, frunta\u0219ul \u0219ef de grup\u0103, ne <strong>alinie<\/strong>, ne d\u0103du ordin s\u0103 ne ocup\u0103m dormitorul&#8230;. Haide\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 descriu interiorul. Casa p\u0103tr\u0103\u021boas\u0103, un ,,vestibul&#8221; care slujea de acces celor dou\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103peri, una generoas\u0103 &#8211; \u00eenc\u0103peau 20 de paturi suprapuse \u0219i tot mai era loc de \u00eencins o hor\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i cea \u00een care ni se rezervase hodina: 4\/3. O u\u0219\u0103, un geam \u00een trei canate \u0219i 12 paturi suprapuse. V\u0103 asigur, am \u00eenc\u0103put. Pe dinafar\u0103 ca la \u021bigani (dar nici \u00een\u0103untru nu p\u0103rea vreun palat), remorci, o copertin\u0103 pentru mecanici, dou\u0103 s\u00e2rme \u00eentinse pentru rufe \u0219i mizerie. Vizavi, peste ,,drum&#8221;, afacerea majurului: un cote\u021b ce g\u0103zduia cinci godaci. Buni de scos la v\u00e2nzare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Efectiv chinuit. Dar c\u00e2nd a g\u0103sit zbaterea mea un calificativ mai nimerit? Piedicile s-au \u021binut scai. 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