{"id":8587,"date":"2020-02-12T00:19:10","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T21:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8587"},"modified":"2020-02-12T00:19:10","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T21:19:10","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alunar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8587","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alunar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Ce \u00eentrebare? Adic\u0103 numai telefoanele s\u0103 vin\u0103 din China?<br \/>\n       S\u0103 te fere\u0219ti de boal\u0103 ca be\u021bivul de ap\u0103. Bubele de la Coroana. Poveste.<br \/>\n       Ca-n videoclipurile cu fete frumoase. Decapotabila, camionul decoviltirizat, m\u0103 st\u00e2rnise la ridicat capul deasupra cabinei. Cinsprezece secunde cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze, cu p\u0103rul &#8211; crescuse deja, suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 zburde &#8211; \u00een ventila\u021bia nebunei curse a \u0219oferului. Cu g\u00e2ndul&#8230;.<br \/>\n       A oprit \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bilor. ,,Adunarea pe platou!&#8221; Platou? O curte&#8230; betonat\u0103 \u0219i-n jur&#8230;. ,,Dezechiparea!&#8221; Adic\u0103&#8230;? Da, p\u00e2n\u0103 la piele. Acolo? Afar\u0103, la doi pa\u0219i de \u0219osea? ,,Da&#8217; ce te code\u0219ti, soldat, ori crezi c\u0103 n-am mai v\u0103zut&#8230;?&#8221; Parc\u0103 de ei ne feream? De vreo m\u00e2ndr\u0103 cu <strong>alti\u021b\u0103<\/strong>, dobrogeanc\u0103, r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 la cap\u0103tul satului. De-am fi \u0219tiut atunci \u00een ce fund\u0103tur\u0103 ni se scrisese sentin\u021ba. Se f\u0103cuse deja \u00eentuneric. Abia tr\u0103sesem pe noi chilotul \u0219i maioul. Ce lep\u0103dasem se transformase \u00een dou\u0103 boccele uria\u0219e, confec\u021bionate din dou\u0103 cearceafuri, \u00eenc\u0103rcate \u00een acela\u0219i mijloc de transport ce ne depusese \u00een pustiu. O noapte&#8230; ciudat\u0103. R\u0103m\u0103sesem afar\u0103, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd \u00een prima sear\u0103 de cire\u0219ar r\u00e2ndul la magazie, dup\u0103 un drum ce \u0219erpuia prin bezn\u0103, necunoscut, s\u0103 fim echipa\u021bi, dar nu \u00eenainte de-a ne cur\u0103\u021ba de ,,ifosele&#8221; ardelene\u0219ti \u0219i alte depuneri printr-un du\u0219&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Nici la Flore\u0219ti nu beneficiasem de b\u0103i domne\u0219ti, dar aceasta nu putea primi m\u0103car denumirea a\u0219ezat\u0103 \u00eentre ghilimele. O cambuz\u0103 de ciment, desp\u0103r\u021bit\u0103 \u00een patru compartimente, dou\u0103 holuri micu\u021be, depozitul de \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte \u0219i sp\u0103l\u0103torul, v\u0103ruite clasic, cu bidineaua, nefinisate, cu re\u021bea de ap\u0103 ce se \u00eencheia \u00een c\u00e2teva locuri cu c\u00e2te un \u0219tu\u021b de stropitoare. Ca s\u0103 le atingi nu-\u021bi trebuia cine \u0219tie ce <strong>alonj\u0103<\/strong>, te \u00een\u0103l\u021bai pe v\u00e2rfuri ca s\u0103 te ,,<strong>alin\u021bi<\/strong>&#8221; 30 de secunde \u00een perdeaua de stropi. ,,Al\u021bii la r\u00e2nd. Mi\u0219c\u0103!&#8221; Vocea&#8230;.<br \/>\n       De-a\u0219 fi evaluat bine emitentul ei, a\u0219 fi f\u0103cut din noaptea aceea una alb\u0103. A\u0219 fi cerut audien\u021b\u0103 la comandant. Mai mult, m-a\u0219 fi t\u00e2r\u00e2t la picioarele Cobrei \u0219i \u00een genunchi a\u0219 fi pornit o l\u0103cr\u0103ma\u021bie t\u00e2nguit\u0103 \u00een toate registrele, de la bariton la <strong>altist<\/strong> \u0219i sopran, s\u0103 m\u0103 aud\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 aduc\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een civiliza\u021bie. Ce dac\u0103 m-ar fi mai <strong>altoit<\/strong> cu nuiaua sau paftaua centurii? Mi-ar fi trecut, iar diferendul s-ar fi stins \u00een mai pu\u021bin de o lun\u0103.<br \/>\n       De-a\u0219 fi ciulit bine urechile. \u0218tiind c\u00e2t conteaz\u0103 <strong>alpina<\/strong> altitudine vocal\u0103 \u00een stabilirea caracterului. N-a\u0219 mai fi adormit ca pruncul, n-a\u0219 mai fi visat raiul pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i nu m-a\u0219 fi am\u0103git c\u0103 am sc\u0103pat de dracu. D\u0103dusem de&#8230;. Iad. Cu cazane de smoal\u0103, cu tartori, cu peniten\u021be ve\u0219nice.<br \/>\n       \u0218tiu c\u0103 deruteaz\u0103 titlul. Aduce a veveri\u021be, a fo\u0219net de frunz\u0103-n p\u0103dure, a lini\u0219te \u0219i pace. Din contr\u0103. Nicio urm\u0103 de p\u0103dure, ,,veveri\u021bele&#8221; se hr\u0103neau cu smocuri de iarb\u0103 p\u00e2rlit\u0103 \u0219i sughi\u021bau \u00een dialect m\u0103g\u0103resc, zgomot infernal de pustiu \u0219i r\u0103zboi. Total. Du\u0219manilor, noi, li s-ar fi servit din zori p\u00e2n\u0103-n sear\u0103 laptele cucului, aliori, catran \u0219i carcer\u0103.<br \/>\n       Programul devansat ne-a luat prin surprindere. \u00cenceput \u00een for\u021b\u0103, cu b\u00e2ta pe post de limb\u0103 de clopot \u00een burdihanul u\u0219ii dormitorului. Buimaci, f\u0103r\u0103 niciun indiciu privitor la or\u0103, ne-am \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit spre ie\u0219ire. De acolo, unde? Uitasem cine sunt, de ce m\u0103 g\u0103sesc \u00een acel loc \u0219i de ce sunt fug\u0103rit. Spre&#8230;. Sp\u0103l\u0103tor. Care? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce \u00eentrebare? Adic\u0103 numai telefoanele s\u0103 vin\u0103 din China? S\u0103 te fere\u0219ti de boal\u0103 ca be\u021bivul de ap\u0103. 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