{"id":8553,"date":"2020-02-05T01:35:31","date_gmt":"2020-02-04T22:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8553"},"modified":"2020-02-05T01:35:32","modified_gmt":"2020-02-04T22:35:32","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alimba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8553","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alimb\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n        Doar nu se a\u0219teapt\u0103 nimeni la pu\u0219ca\u0219i de elit\u0103 din prima zi.<br \/>\n        Nici dup\u0103 \u00eentreg stagiul. Ochi, m\u00e2n\u0103, respira\u021bie aninat\u0103-n c\u0103u\u0219ul bra\u021belor \u0219i s\u00e2nge rece. Urechi&#8230;. La\u0219ele. Primele ce-\u0219i \u00eenchid obloanele c\u00e2nd dau de greu. <strong>Alicei<\/strong>, de c\u00e2t calibru o avea PM-ul, nu-i st\u0103 \u00een cale nimic, fuge glon\u021b prin ghinturi, p\u0103c\u0103ne asurzitor la ie\u0219ire &#8211; un instantaneu cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere &#8211; \u0219i pune dopuri \u00een sistemul auditiv \u00een frac\u021biune de secund\u0103. S\u0103 mai tragi \u0219i-a doua oar\u0103? Cu h\u00e2r \u0219i m\u00e2r \u0219i devia\u021bie. Se-mpl\u00e2nt\u0103 micul obuz de alam\u0103 dincolo de maimu\u021boii de placaj, \u00een dealul de protec\u021bie \u0219i-i r\u0103nesc&#8230;. Cele dou\u0103 cocoa\u0219e se ridicau oarecum simetric \u00een spatele garnizoanei, una \u00een dosul G.A.Z.-ului, alta la cap\u0103tul poligonului de tragere, ambele arealuri pitic-<strong>alpine<\/strong> preg\u0103tite s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 \u00een carnea m\u0103noas\u0103 exerci\u021biile militare de baz\u0103. Am\u00e2ndou\u0103 gola\u0219e, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de copac, \u00eens\u0103 nu sterpe. Tuleie de iarb\u0103 le feresc de soarele \u0219i solda\u021bii &#8211; uciga\u0219i deopotriv\u0103 &#8211; ce le cotropesc sih\u0103stria s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal. De botez unuia, cel din spatele porc\u0103riei, i se spunea G\u00e2rbu. Poate \u0219i fiindc\u0103 primise greaua misie de-a fi ghiorl\u0103nit cu casmaua de infanterie, cu jungherul de se ata\u0219a armei \u0219i la urm\u0103 de a i se detona scoar\u021ba. <strong>Alteia<\/strong> i s-ar fi pl\u00e2ns ecologic de mil\u0103 azi, se pare &#8211; adic\u0103-i cert &#8211; c\u0103 de <strong>alinat<\/strong> \u0219i oblojit r\u0103nile avea cine, e-n firea naturii s\u0103 pun\u0103 acolo unde al\u021bii nu se codesc s\u0103 ia. G\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103durirea noastr\u0103 \u0219i a <strong>altora<\/strong>, atunci \u0219i-n oricare dintre vecii vecilor, r\u0103m\u00e2ne un act gratuit. <strong>Altoim<\/strong> \u00een van p\u0103m\u00e2ntul cu felurite soiuri, tot ce \u0219tie el mai bine d\u0103 la iveal\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd s\u0103 se <strong>alieze<\/strong> ost\u0103\u0219imea dac\u0103 nu atunci, gr\u0103mad\u0103, urcat\u0103 pe Golgota tunarilor cu limba at\u00e2rnat\u0103 de marginea buzei de jos, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 probeze actul min\u0103rii? St\u0103 bine \u00eentip\u0103rit\u0103 ,,cr\u0103ticioara&#8221; aceea cu capac, umplut\u0103 cu ,,catran&#8221;, \u00eencastrat\u0103 \u00een grop\u0219oarele foarte greu destupate de re\u021beaua de ierburi \u0219i ad\u00e2ncite la dou\u0103 zeci de centimetri, desfercat\u0103 c-un ,,A(oa)rde&#8221; a la Masc\u0103 \u0219i-o fug\u0103 disperat\u0103 \u00een aval c\u00e2t numeri la cinci. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 se-ndemne la prostii dac\u0103 nu pe sear\u0103, pe serviciul unui ofi\u021ber r\u0103t\u0103cit de soart\u0103 \u00een armat\u0103, ce se-ncuia \u00een camera O.S.R., citea o carte \u0219i adormea p\u00e2n\u0103 la ceasul de\u0219tept\u0103rii cazone? Fugea bietul soldat &#8211; cam de la caporal \u00een sus -, dup\u0103 ce o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 se ab\u021binea de la por\u021bia de bromur\u0103, \u00een sat. F\u0103cea la st\u00e2nga, la st\u00e2nga, la dreapta, la dreapta &#8211; depinde de cale: pe la avicola sau pe drumul ce m\u0103r\u0219\u0103luia pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poligon -, \u0219i-apoi la film. Fugeau mai mul\u021bi, \u00een\u021boli\u021bi de poveste, nici civili, nici militari, nici tun\u0219i, nici chei, nici cu voie, nici f\u0103r\u0103 voie&#8230;. S\u0103 priveasc\u0103 trupul \u0219i mi\u0219c\u0103rile <strong>almeei<\/strong> protagoniste pe ecranul alb-negru, s\u0103 le compare cu ale m\u00e2ndrelor de serviciu \u0219i s\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Exist\u0103 privilegii. Ale mele s-au rezumat la ie\u0219irea oferit\u0103 de un concet\u0103\u021bean, dintre cei cu state vechi \u00een regiment, Moroiu G., coleg \u00een grupul de c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 el, unica mea escapad\u0103 ar fi e\u0219uat, \u0219ansa de-a fi printre b\u0103ie\u021bii ,,r\u0103i&#8221;, ratat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doar nu se a\u0219teapt\u0103 nimeni la pu\u0219ca\u0219i de elit\u0103 din prima zi. Nici dup\u0103 \u00eentreg stagiul. Ochi, m\u00e2n\u0103, respira\u021bie aninat\u0103-n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8554,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8553\/revisions\/8554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}