{"id":8528,"date":"2020-01-29T01:08:49","date_gmt":"2020-01-28T22:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8528"},"modified":"2020-01-29T21:39:12","modified_gmt":"2020-01-29T18:39:12","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alicii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8528","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alicii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Pentru conformitate, folosi\u021bi cu \u00eencredere&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Motivant. S\u0103 ie\u0219i din orice uniune, s\u0103 pui lac\u0103t pe p\u0103s\u0103rile cerului \u00een colivia stratosferic\u0103. Drin dragoste de via\u021b\u0103. Facerea, \u00een etape \u0219i pe criterii, a avut un scop nobil: p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, feliat zonal, ofertant de beneficii \u0219i reguli specifice, o arondare c\u00e2t mai larg\u0103 de specii. Negrii cu leii, asiaticii cu broa\u0219tele, amerindienii cu ulii \u0219i albii cu porcul. \u0102i polari cu ursul. Concluziv, fiecare cu ce i s-a dat \u00een paz\u0103 \u0219i ap\u0103rare.<br \/>\n       De azi pe m\u00e2ine pare imposibil s\u0103 predai \u0219tafeta \u0219i materialele \u00eenscrise \u00een administrare \u0219i p\u0103strare. Doar \u00een <strong>almare<\/strong> z\u0103ceau sute de articole de uz zilnic \u0219i s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal, ziarele armatei, caietele organiza\u021biilor \u0219i c\u00e2teva \u00eendrumare socialiste. \u00cen magazie, rafturile erau \u021bepene de dosare vechi, de cerneluri \u0219i tu\u0219uri, vreo dou\u0103 instrumente muzicale, suluri de coli mai mari de formatul A0, steaguri, aparatur\u0103 divers\u0103 casabil\u0103. Carul de materiale aferent dotat cu cort \u0219i accesorii, lope\u021bi, t\u00e2rn\u0103cop, cazma, l\u0103zi pentru plasele de camuflaj&#8230;. Birourile, cluburile, sta\u021bia radio propriu-zis\u0103 &#8211; pupitrul semihexagonal, amplificatoarele, panoul de comand\u0103 al difuzoarelor \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate p\u00e2n\u0103 la poligonul de instruc\u021bie, magnetofonul, benzile&#8230; -, un <strong>alodiu<\/strong> \u00eentreg \u00een proprietatea momentan\u0103 a grupului secretarului de partid, parcel\u0103 ce nu putea \u00eenc\u0103pea pe alte m\u00e2ini, oric\u00e2t ar fi sugerat \u0219i \u0219i-ar fi dorit&#8230;. Ce era \u00eens\u0103 acest \u0219ef de stat major? Un subaltern al comandantului, un \u0219ef peste ofi\u021berii \u0219i subofi\u021berii f\u0103r\u0103 efective \u00een comand\u0103, peste cei de la birouri, un adjunct la conducerea unit\u0103\u021bii \u00een lipsa mai marelui, mai micii \u00een fa\u021ba uria\u0219ului secretar de partid. El cu ale sale, noi cu ale noastre. Oric\u00e2t i-ar fi permis func\u021bia, ,,<strong>alte\u021ba<\/strong>&#8221; sa Cobra se limita vasal la permisiuni din partea lui Ursulescu pentru a m\u0103 \u00eens\u0103rcina \u00een vreun fel. <strong>Altcum<\/strong> se \u00eempiedica de aceast\u0103 barier\u0103 \u0219i renun\u021ba. Mi-l \u00eenchipui, cu ochelarii aceia fumurii arunc\u00e2nd sc\u00e2ntei, scr\u00e2\u0219nind din\u021bii \u0219i b\u0103t\u00e2nd violent cu pumnul \u00een birou, afurisindu-m\u0103 \u0219i promi\u021b\u00e2ndu-mi r\u0103zbunare. Desele contre, refuzuri \u0219i puneri la punct \u00een prezen\u021ba unui ,,<strong>alofon<\/strong>&#8221; militar prevesteau furtuna \u0219i m\u0103sura disperat\u0103 de a nu m\u0103 mai avea \u00een preajm\u0103. Socotind azi ura-i nem\u0103surat\u0103, planul urzit sistematic, g\u0103sesc personajul bolnav psihic. Ca multe <strong>altele<\/strong> cunoscute \u00een intervalul ce a urmat.<br \/>\n      Urmarea. Am fost <strong>alocat<\/strong> gloatei, in\u0219ilor dedica\u021bi muncilor industriale, celor patruzeci de ,,ho\u021bi&#8221; &#8211; aluzie \u00eentruc\u00e2tva adev\u0103rat\u0103, jum\u0103tate dintre ei aveau antecedente penale diverse, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ,,giugiuleaua b\u00e2rzoiului&#8221; de pas\u0103re-ntr-un caz; num\u0103r real -, <strong>alipit<\/strong> eclectic, de conjunctur\u0103 renega\u021bilor, \u00eencorpora\u021bi de maxim\u0103 urgen\u021b\u0103, supu\u0219i unei semi instruc\u021bii, cu a.m.r.-ul \u021binut cu \u00eenfrigurare de toate cadrele, ner\u0103bd\u0103toare s\u0103 scape de pata de pe obrazul imaculat al unit\u0103\u021bii de frunte.<br \/>\n      Lor, patru Ali Baba sorta\u021bi din pleava bateriilor: un prost\u0103nac &#8211; Ni\u021bu -, un bolnav &#8211; concet\u0103\u021beanul meu Robi\u021b\u0103; alalt\u0103ieri, Vineri, l-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit la gar\u0103; tot suferind, tot jurat s\u0103 nu munceasc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 -, fostul responsabil al g\u0103\u0219tii de ,,bandi\u021bi&#8221; \u0219i eu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru conformitate, folosi\u021bi cu \u00eencredere&#8230;. Motivant. S\u0103 ie\u0219i din orice uniune, s\u0103 pui lac\u0103t pe p\u0103s\u0103rile cerului \u00een colivia stratosferic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8528"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8531,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528\/revisions\/8531"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}