{"id":8512,"date":"2020-01-21T20:32:16","date_gmt":"2020-01-21T17:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8512"},"modified":"2020-01-21T20:32:16","modified_gmt":"2020-01-21T17:32:16","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-algine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8512","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Algine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Inter\u0219anjabile. M\u00e2inile albe ale profesoarelor mele de pian.<br \/>\n       \u00centre dou\u0103 tonuri, decizie stabilit\u0103 la nivel auditiv-colectiv, am ales un al treilea. \u00centre un tenor cu r\u00e2uri &#8211; literale &#8211; afurisite \u0219i un bas de coloratur\u0103 &#8211; secundul lui Ric\u0103, l&#8217;ent simplu, negricios \u0219i pedantesc \u00een gama arogan\u021bei, cu fiorituri andante &#8211; am ales deta\u0219area.<br \/>\n       \u00centre ceaiul de ceap\u0103 \u0219i siropul de bere alegi apa de la chiuvet\u0103. Oricare ar fi \u00eenchipuirea despre \u021bevile oxidate. \u0218i c\u00e2nd setea \u00ee\u021bi arde papilele gustative, bei \u0219i din&#8230;. Fuser\u0103m destoinici, <strong>alegri<\/strong>, ne spetisem s\u0103 plant\u0103m cop\u0103ceii pe acea colin\u0103 repede ca s\u0103 cobor\u00e2m la mas\u0103. Suplimentul de la 10 dublat \u0219i ,,servit&#8221; drept pr\u00e2nz: dou\u0103 conserve de pate de ficat, o jum\u0103tate de baton de salam, ,,\u00eenvelit&#8221; \u00eentr-o pelicul\u0103 mucilaginoas\u0103 precum <strong>algina<\/strong>, dou\u0103 sferturi de franzel\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;. Poft\u0103&#8230; bun\u0103! R\u0103bdare. Desprinzi capacul conservei prin frecare de st\u00e2ncile de la baza dealului, smulgi cu din\u021bii pielea mezelului, prepui cele dou\u0103 ingrediente pe coltucul despicat la mijloc \u0219i \u00eenfuleci. Marmida cu ap\u0103 te-ajut\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eengurgitezi straturile mozaicale rezidente pe esofag&#8230;. Sus, la treab\u0103! Ca s\u0103 nu fim nevoi\u021bi a ne g\u00e2ndi la batalionul disciplinar promis dup\u0103 fiecare ordin \u00eemplinit str\u00e2mb, s\u0103 nu <strong>aleg\u0103m<\/strong> \u00een fa\u021ba Cobrei, a doua zi de diminea\u021b\u0103, cine \u0219tie ce scuz\u0103.<br \/>\n       La acea dat\u0103 eram fiul adoptat al Bateriei a 2-a, vitreg. Fapt ce a determinat r\u0103m\u00e2nerea mea \u00een Flore\u0219ti. Sc\u0103pasem de omul naibii dup\u0103 incidentul cu tragerea de noapte &#8211; cel ro\u0219u \u0219i cel sp\u00e2n, dar \u0219i negrul \u00eel au pe dracu-n ei -, locotenentul major \u0219i fusesem alocat unei grupe de combatan\u021bi adev\u0103ra\u021bi, nu \u00een birou sau \u00een comandamentele de cercetare pe front, \u00een spatele plan\u0219etei caroiate, fix\u00e2nd \u021binta inamic\u0103 pe un traseu dictat de tehnicienii prinderilor \u00een vizorul radar, ci pe c\u00e2mp, coco\u021bat pe unul dintre scaunele tr\u0103g\u0103torilor ori \u00een spate, furniz\u00e2nd obuzele. Mi se repro\u0219ase nesupunerea &#8211; ,,Te <strong>alia\u0219i<\/strong> cu colonelul&#8230;&#8221; -, lipsa de la activit\u0103\u021bile unde-mi des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219isem m\u0103iestria caligrafic\u0103 ca ucenic, cele uzuale, de planton \u0219i cele de responsabilizare, la magazie. Am scris etichete, am trecut la opisurile de pe dulapurile cu armament &#8211; p\u0103i, soldatul doarme cu arma la cap sau la picioare &#8211; situate pe culoarul dintre paturi \u0219i peretele opus geamurilor, am&#8230;. Dup\u0103 ce dovedisem, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu al\u021bi doi r\u0103cani, la trei zile de la \u00eencorporare, c\u0103 putem \u00een\u0219ira cifre \u0219i litere mai mari de zece centimetri.<br \/>\n       Noroc de zile frumoase, de prim\u0103var\u0103, de un refugiu peste drum de m\u0103gura noastr\u0103, de firicelul de ap\u0103 ce se scurgea nestingherit cine \u0219tie de unde, de topora\u0219i \u0219i ciupercile i\u021bite dintre&#8230;. \u0218i aprilie, \u0219i trecutele septembrie \u0219i octombrie, c\u0103lduroase, generoase cu soarele, atenuaser\u0103 chinul produs de situa\u021bia ingrat\u0103 a militarului \u00een termen, redus la un nimic executant.<br \/>\n       Ce mirosuri! Ca de libertate, de&#8230;. Concertul nostru unic, dat \u00een fa\u021ba camarazilor, cu note ratate, completate de publicul zgomotos&#8230;. Ia stai, frate! G\u00e2ndurile-s la \u00eendrum\u0103toarele mele din clasa a 8-a, tinere&#8230;, la incompletele <strong>albume<\/strong> cu miniaturi din Cernovodeanu &#8211; nu lipsite de foi, ci de finalizarea lor m\u0103car \u00een ceasul din urm\u0103 al trimestrului 3 -, la <strong>alezia<\/strong> inexplicabil\u0103 ce m\u0103 cuprindea la fiecare or\u0103 &#8211; m\u0103 \u00eenro\u0219eam, transpiram, buricele carpienelor se-necau \u00een sudoare de parc-ar fi luat contact nu cu sideful claviaturii, ci cu <strong>algele<\/strong>  marine \u0219i nu mai vedeam o not\u0103 pe portativ (\u0219i m\u0103 mir azi c\u0103 elevele mele violoniste se pierd la citirea exerci\u021biilor muzicale) -, \u00een loc s\u0103 stea la cernut amintiri corect. Forma\u021biei ost\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti nu-i putea lipsi crema. Al\u0103turi de noi participase un buc\u0103tar, ardelean, fiindc\u0103 armat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare \u0219i preparatori nu se poate, taragotist, un adev\u0103rat F\u0103rca\u0219. Demn de toat\u0103 stima. \u00cenv\u00e2rtea degetele \u0219i sufla \u00een mu\u0219tiuc cum nu reu\u0219isem eu performan\u021ba \u00een cei patru ani de c\u00e2ntat la clarinet \u00een liceu.<br \/>\n       Surprinz\u0103tor, evenimentul a avut ca organizator \u0219i responsabil pe negru-mi locotenent de baterie. Se <strong>aliaz\u0103<\/strong> el dumnezeu cu&#8230;, dar\u0103mite eu, de moment, cu&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inter\u0219anjabile. 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