{"id":8460,"date":"2020-01-12T00:17:56","date_gmt":"2020-01-11T21:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8460"},"modified":"2020-01-17T11:01:41","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T08:01:41","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-albita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8460","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Albi\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n        ,,<strong>Albi\u0219i<\/strong>,&#8221; zice. Mul\u021bumit\u0103 nim\u0103nui.<br \/>\n        Mi-am dat seama de la primul fir, \u00eenmul\u021bit apoi precum l\u0103st\u0103ri\u0219ul rigolelor s\u0103te\u0219ti, p\u00e2rloaga \u0219an\u021bului ce \u021bine de cald muierilor \u00een devenire \u0219i de niciunele \u0103lora ce nu se mai pot numi&#8230;. \u00cent\u00e2iul, dup\u0103 o fudulire \u00een fa\u021ba orgoliului \u00een devenire, l-am smuls la momentul potrivit. Expozeul ar fi fost de r\u00e2sul rasei tinere, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, cu al \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nirii semn \u00een minus, s-ar fi dedat hazului de multe alte indicii, insignifiante, remarcabile sub lupa der\u00e2derii p\u00e2n\u0103 la micimea unei f\u0103r\u00e2me de milimetru.<br \/>\n        \u00cen stagiul militar s-au \u00eencruntat spr\u00e2ncene. Multe. \u00cen baza unei ironii a sor\u021bii. Nu-\u0219i puteau imagina sold\u0103\u021beii cum devenisem prima dona comandamentului, av\u00e2nd gradul de rudenie cel mai mic: zero. Singurele \u00een form\u0103 natural\u0103 au r\u0103mas doar ale lui Gabi Tabarcea. Nep\u0103sarea lui aparent\u0103 era b\u00e2ntuit\u0103 de sinceritate, nu m\u0103 admira &#8211; probabil c\u0103 nici nu cuno\u0219tea sentimentul -, nici nu-mi p\u00e2ndea existen\u021ba pe la col\u021buri &#8211; to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi g\u0103seau destule prilejuri s\u0103 prind\u0103 pe la mine disfunc\u021bii, mereu <strong>aler\u021bi<\/strong>, preg\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103 sesizeze mai sus (nu-l uit pe Cobra c\u00e2te zile-oi avea, aplecat la urechea lui Neni\u021bescu, invent\u00e2nd ,,tr\u0103darea&#8221; ca s\u0103 scuze ,,ghilotina&#8221; sub care-mi pusese c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na la picat) -, de aceea lan\u021bul de be\u021bii, \u00eente\u021bite, au culminat cu ,,r\u0103t\u0103cirea&#8221; de c\u00e2teva ore. Declinul meu \u00eencepuse din prima zi, programat s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103 punct cu punct. O conspira\u021bie ad-hoc.<br \/>\n       Nu eram de niciun folos unit\u0103\u021bii \u00een ,,grandioasa&#8221;-i desf\u0103\u0219urare de for\u021be de la Capul Midia, priceperea mea se diminuase total, cele dou\u0103 luni de instruire, la plan\u0219et\u0103, fuseser\u0103 uitate &#8211; dar m\u0103 puteam remonta dup\u0103 o or\u0103 de exerci\u021bii -, iar calitatea de tunar, dup\u0103 transferul la bateria a 2-a, ie\u0219ea total din discu\u021bie, era doar un nume atribuit unei pozi\u021bii: servant. R\u0103m\u00e2nerea la ,,vatr\u0103&#8221; f\u0103cea parte din acest plan neurzit, eram h\u0103r\u0103zit \u0219efului de stat major.<br \/>\n       Descrierea unit\u0103\u021bii&#8230;. O cl\u0103dire stearp\u0103 c\u0103reia \u00eei lipsea un set de sc\u00e2nduri \u021bintuite oblic, orizontal \u0219i vertical \u0219i eticheta ,,dezafectat\u0103&#8221; pe intrarea \u00een Comandament. \u00cen cele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de pustiu, exilat \u00een orarul 7-17 pe colinele din \u00eemprejurimile Clujului, la fiecare \u00eentoarcere am \u00eencercat involuntar aceea\u0219i senza\u021bie. De pierzanie. Ceva dincolo de mine anun\u021ba catastrofa. Nu \u00een natur\u0103, acolo lucrurile st\u0103teau dimpotriv\u0103. Soare \u00eembietor, frunzuli\u021be rup\u00e2nd \u00eencheieturile ramurilor, <strong>albi\u021be<\/strong> pe&#8230;. Da, fra\u021bilor, m-a trimis Cobra la munc\u0103! G\u0103sise un substitut s\u0103 mearg\u0103 dup\u0103 scrisori, unicul obstacol \u00een calea reloc\u0103rii mele la&#8230; \u00eemp\u0103duriri. Seara puteam continua vechile activit\u0103\u021bi. Pentru cine? M\u00e2na de solda\u021bi de la 01457 abia se putea \u00eentoarce de durere de pe o parte pe alta, de muzic\u0103 \u00eei mai ardea dup\u0103 cin\u0103! Nici mie. M\u0103 \u00eenf\u0103\u0219uram \u00een c\u00e2teva p\u0103turi, ca s\u0103 scap de <strong>algid\u0103<\/strong>, \u0219i-n\u021bepeneam \u00een pozi\u021bia chircit\u0103 ca s\u0103 uit de febra muscular\u0103 instalat\u0103 de la primele urcu\u0219uri \u0219i eforturi de a \u00eenfige cazmaua de campanie \u00een inima m\u0103gurii defri\u0219ate.<br \/>\n       <strong>Alesei<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103 culesei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Albi\u0219i,&#8221; zice. Mul\u021bumit\u0103 nim\u0103nui. Mi-am dat seama de la primul fir, \u00eenmul\u021bit apoi precum l\u0103st\u0103ri\u0219ul rigolelor s\u0103te\u0219ti, p\u00e2rloaga \u0219an\u021bului ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8460"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8489,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8460\/revisions\/8489"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}