{"id":8453,"date":"2020-01-08T01:52:04","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T22:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8453"},"modified":"2020-01-17T11:04:52","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T08:04:52","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-algizi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8453","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Algizi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Epuizare. O noapte depus\u0103-n lampionul h\u00e2rtiei dictando \u0219i <strong>alemul<\/strong> nop\u021bii de 8 Martie crap\u0103 retina-n mii de p\u0103ienjeni\u0219uri.<br \/>\n      Pe cale s\u0103 termin subiectele \u0219i dup\u0103 o reradiografiere a ceea ce s-a numit p\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri ,,Eu&#8221;-ul primei \u00eencerc\u0103ri consistente compozi\u021bional-literare, romanul promis mie a-l scoate pe taraba p\u0103rerilor precupe\u021belii critice, am decis devegherea acestor banale tributuri o\u021bioase. Numai ca s\u0103 nu ajung \u00een azimutul nep\u0103s\u0103rii min\u021bii \u0219i-n nebulozitatea ultimei frontiere s\u0103 m\u0103 mai mir c-am s\u0103l\u0103\u0219uit \u00eentr-o astfel de piele t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, bun\u0103 de t\u0103b\u0103cit.<br \/>\n      La propriu. \u00cen curel\u0103ria deschis\u0103 la demisolul unit\u0103\u021bii un me\u0219ter ungurean \u00ee\u0219i omora timpul mai mult pingelind dosul c\u0103lc\u0103turii ofi\u021bere\u0219ti dec\u00e2t de bocanc ost\u0103\u0219esc, molcom, erdeline\u0219te, p\u0103cat de numele-i irosit \u00een neamintirile mele. S\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenchipuie fiecare ce vrea \u00een privin\u021ba ambientului, dar s\u0103 re\u021bin\u0103 c\u00e2teva trepte ce coboar\u0103 \u00een pa\u0219i m\u0103sura\u021bi, o pauz\u0103 de altitudine \u0219i mai apoi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 escalade subtile p\u00e2n\u0103 la banc. O fr\u00e2ntur\u0103 din baza cl\u0103dirii g\u0103tat\u0103 special pentr-un discipol al lui Geppetto. \u0218anuri, ciocane, cui\u0219oare \u0219i ,,smac&#8221; de prins t\u0103lpile.<br \/>\n       Lui i se datoreaz\u0103 dungile ro\u0219ii pe ce fusese odinioar\u0103 piele <strong>albu\u021b\u0103<\/strong> adolescentin\u0103, aplicate la un 5:30, trecute cu doar zece minute peste regulament, cu centura zvelt\u0103, \u00eenviorat\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2inile smede ale c\u0103pitanului. De altfel bl\u00e2nde\u021bea \u00eentruchipat\u0103. Ce \u021bi-e cu apuc\u0103turile ascunse ale omului. A\u021bipisem mai pu\u021bin de dou\u0103 ore, \u00een loc de irisuri aveam doi bumbi <strong>albu\u021bi<\/strong> desprin\u0219i de orbite la a treia lovitur\u0103, primele se \u00eencadraser\u0103 la injectarea-n organism a nedumeririi \u0219i spaimei, ambele <strong>alerte<\/strong> \u00eentru ap\u0103rare. Colonelul ar fi cerut imediat cafeaua. A\u0219 fi motivat loviturile cu o stare febril\u0103, de vertij circulator. C\u0103pitanului nu-i ardea \u00eens\u0103 de niciun stimulent, precum <strong>alelor<\/strong> le st\u0103tea bine strunitul c\u0103iu\u021bilor cu crava\u0219a, a\u0219a lui cu lata curea militar\u0103 pe c\u00e2rca mea. Dorea de din zori reluarea partidei scribice\u0219ti. Cu pre\u021bul unor posibile traume provocate de accidentale lovituri \u00een zone sensibile, o astfel de readucere la via\u021b\u0103 te d\u0103-n <strong>alexie<\/strong>, <strong>alezii<\/strong> &#8211; am reluat teza bolilor de necitire -, \u00eencerci mii de ace reci din cauza instalatei <strong>algide<\/strong>, <strong>algiei<\/strong> nu-i dai de leac nici cu zece doftori&#8230;. Lipse\u0219te incontinen\u021ba spontan\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t salteaua, f\u0103r\u0103 protec\u021bia <strong>alezei<\/strong> din primii ani de via\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 te scoat\u0103 dator pe via\u021b\u0103. Cu solda de 65 de lei abia cump\u0103rai un sfert din c\u00e2l\u021bii de umplutur\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cine-ar fi zis c\u0103 sub mina seduc\u0103toare de ins cuminte \u0219i drept se ascunde un despot gata s\u0103-\u0219i ating\u0103 \u021belurile indiferent de metod\u0103? Se <strong>aliase<\/strong> parc\u0103, \u00een cuget \u0219i sim\u021biri, telepatic, cu \u0219eful de stat major, ,,bestia&#8221; ce a\u0219tepta la cotitur\u0103 s\u0103-mi sar\u0103 la beregu\u0219i.<br \/>\n       M-am echipat \u00een fug\u0103. St\u0103teau pe mine toate alandala. Aveam gardianul \u00een coast\u0103, la propriu \u0219i figurat, cronometr\u00e2ndu-mi mi\u0219c\u0103rile, \u021bip\u00e2nd mai dihai ca generalul s\u0103 m\u0103 gr\u0103besc de parc\u0103 la ora prezent\u0103rii pe platou trebuiau documentele prezentate \u00een form\u0103 complet\u0103 \u00eensu\u0219i comandantului suprem&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Epuizare. O noapte depus\u0103-n lampionul h\u00e2rtiei dictando \u0219i alemul nop\u021bii de 8 Martie crap\u0103 retina-n mii de p\u0103ienjeni\u0219uri. 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