{"id":8439,"date":"2020-01-02T00:28:53","date_gmt":"2020-01-01T21:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8439"},"modified":"2020-01-02T00:28:53","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T21:28:53","slug":"cotetul-metafore-moartea-hugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8439","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Moartea lui Hugh"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cen via\u021ba asta, z\u0103u, nu e dreptate!
\nS-a dus acum Hugh Hefner, frate!
\nCel care a \u00eenfiin\u021bat Playboy,
\nMuri p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i el, iat\u0103, \u00eentr-o joi!<\/p>\n

Ce via\u021b\u0103 ,,chinuit\u0103\u201d a avut, s\u0103racu’
\n\u0218i to\u021bi credeau c\u0103 are pact cu,,, dracu’!
\nFiindc\u0103, \u0219i lui probabil c\u0103 i-o fi pl\u0103cut
\nHugh Hefner, cu tot ce a f\u0103cut!<\/p>\n

Acuma, omu’ cred c\u0103-i regretat,
\nC\u0103ci munca lui, pe mul\u021bi i-a \u00eenc\u00e2ntat!
\nS\u0103 recunoa\u0219tem to\u021bi \u0219i eu \u0219i voi,
\nC\u0103 v-a\u021bi uitat m\u0103car o dat\u0103 \u00een Playboy!<\/p>\n

Mai pe ascuns, apoi chiar la vedere,
\nAm admirat cu to\u021bi ,,Madone\u201d \u0219i ,,Venere\u201d,
\nFemei frumoase, c\u0103zute \u00een extaz,
\nZ\u00e2mbind provocator \u0219i parc\u0103 \u00een necaz…<\/p>\n

De-a dreptul goale sau doar \u00een lenjerie
\nIntim\u0103, purtat\u0103 doar a\u0219a.. la \u0219mecherie,
\n\u0218i care, \u00een loc s-ascund\u0103, mai mult arat\u0103,
\nAnatomii perfecte \u00een mintea-nfierb\u00e2ntat\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u0218i de pe-aici din \u021bar\u0103, ,,dive\u201d de la noi,
\nAu tot pozat cu \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103 \u00een Playboy,
\nSt\u00e2rnind invidia celor de-acela\u0219i gen
\n\u0218i admira\u021bia b\u0103rbatului cel… erogen..<\/p>\n

P\u0103i cum s\u0103 n-o admiri pe R\u0103duleasca,
\nPistol sau Nicoleta Luciu-n poze de-astea?
\nCare la vremea lor aveau ce ar\u0103ta,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, credeai c\u0103 sunt perfecte, oric\u00e2t le-ai c\u0103uta!<\/p>\n

Stau \u0219i m\u0103-ntreb: cum dracu’ i-a venit ideea
\nLui Hefner, s\u0103 fac\u0103 pictoriale cu femeia?
\n\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 cu femeie dezbr\u0103cat\u0103, goal\u0103,
\nC\u0103 asta nu se-nva\u021b\u0103 \u00een nici o alt\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103!<\/p>\n

Ci doar la \u0219coala vie\u021bii, dup\u0103 cum se pare,
\nLa care, \u0103sta a luat doar not\u0103 mare!
\n\u0218i-a fost invidiat de to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii cu idei,
\nC-a fost \u00eenconjurat doar de femei!<\/p>\n

Acum, s-a dus \u0219i el, vede\u021bi prea bine
\nC\u0103ci fericirea p\u0103m\u00e2ntean\u0103 nu prea \u021bine!
\nDe\u0219i p\u0103rea c\u0103-i pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt cel mai iubit ,
\nNici el n-a fost s\u0103rit de r\u00e2ndul la… murit!<\/p>\n

Sigur, ve\u021bi spune, dar a fost un fericit,
\n\u00cen lunga via\u021b\u0103 \u00een care astfel a tr\u0103it!
\nS\u0103 nu fim invidio\u0219i, c\u0103 nu \u0219tim adev\u0103rul,
\nC\u0103ci, dac\u0103 l-am afla, ni s-ar zb\u00e2rli tot p\u0103rul!<\/p>\n

Voi crede\u021bi c\u0103 i-a fost u\u0219or printre femei,
\n\u0218i printre-at\u00e2tea fi\u021be de vedet\u0103 \u0219i idei?
\nCum s-o fi descurcat, nu vrem s\u0103 \u0219tim,
\nDe\u0219i, \u00een mare parte, putem s\u0103 b\u0103nuim…<\/p>\n

B\u0103tr\u00e2n-b\u0103tr\u00e2n, dar a fost plin de via\u021b\u0103,
\nC\u0103 altfel nu f\u0103cea at\u00e2ta vreme fa\u021b\u0103
\nCerin\u021belor din partea at\u00e2tor candidate
\n\u00ce\u021bi trebuie… r\u0103bdare s\u0103 nu te cer\u021bi cu toate!<\/p>\n

Ei, dar ce m\u0103 preocup\u0103 acum pe mine?
\nC\u00e2t a tr\u0103it Hugh Hefner, chiar a dus-o bine!
\nC\u00e2nd nici el nu credea c-o s\u0103 mai moar\u0103,
\nS-a dus, m\u0103car \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na s\u0103-i fie lui u\u0219oar\u0103…<\/p>\n

Ce bine-ar fi dac\u0103 l-ar pl\u00e2nge ele, toate,
\nCele care de el au fost \u00een via\u021b\u0103 propulsate!
\n\u00cens\u0103, m\u0103 tem c\u0103 nici o lacrim\u0103 nu vor v\u0103rsa
\nCi doar vor vrea s\u0103-mpart\u0103 din averea sa!<\/p>\n

M-am tot ferit cu greu s\u0103 nu v\u0103 zic mai multe,
\nC-or fi \u0219i mul\u021bi minori pe-aici care s-asculte
\nN-am vrut s\u0103 fac remarci prea deocheate,
\nLe \u0219tiu \u0219i eu \u0219i voi, dar nu le-a\u0219 vrea postate! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Moartea lui Hugh \u00cen via\u021ba asta, z\u0103u, nu e dreptate! S-a dus acum Hugh Hefner, frate! Cel care a \u00eenfiin\u021bat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8440,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8439\/revisions\/8440"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}