{"id":8434,"date":"2020-01-01T23:38:46","date_gmt":"2020-01-01T20:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8434"},"modified":"2020-01-01T23:46:15","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T20:46:15","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8434","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aldoz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     An nou cu&#8230; repeti\u021bie.<br \/>\n     \u00cembel\u0219ugat. Oriunde p\u0103\u0219eai te \u00eent\u00e2mpinau cu invita\u021bii la mai multe soiuri de alcool. Numai \u00een ogr\u0103zile mele se str\u00e2nseser\u0103 peste 30 de litri depozita\u021bi \u00een recipientele cele mai la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103: g\u0103le\u021bi, marmide, sticle, chiar \u0219i pungi. La sta\u021bie se ,,deversase&#8221; spre degustare una c\u0103ldare plastic ro\u0219u s\u00e2nge de taur (pentru tauri ca mine), \u00een sala de \u0219edin\u021be a cadrelor de la parter recipientul alimentar de campanie plin ochi cu <strong>albi\u021ba<\/strong> vinoas\u0103 de Flore\u0219ti, rara avis (rara vinum, p\u0103s\u0103ri cu miile), la Club preferatele lui Gabi Tabarcea, \u00eenc\u0103rcate cu incolora licoare din cauza c\u0103reia avea s\u0103 p\u0103timeasc\u0103 o lun\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu: palinca \u021ba\u021bii Ildiko. \u00cen dormitoarele bateriilor, dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u021bi. Am \u00eenceput a\u0219adar cu extractul de 1001 sau cum s-o fi numit soiul de strugure constr\u00e2ns s\u0103 dea zeam\u0103 de teasc \u00een toamna ce se terminase \u00een urm\u0103 cu o lun\u0103. G\u0103leata la aer pe acoperi\u0219. Trei c\u0103ni rase date pe g\u00e2t, \u00eenso\u021bite de \u021bigara Bucegi, tutunul de debut \u00een cariera de fum\u0103tor. Fusesem desemnat supraveghetor peste noaptea dintre ani, a\u0219a c\u0103 turul celor trei puncte de interes fusese obligatoriu, revenindu-mi ,,ingrata&#8221; atribu\u021bie de a fi p\u0103rta\u0219 la fiecare dintre osp\u0103\u021burile oferite de camarazi de toate leaturile, \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bi\u021bi \u00een ultima zi a anului. O guri\u021b\u0103 ici, alta colo, p\u00e2n\u0103 am depus armele la a 1-a pe la ora dou\u0103. Unde am \u0219i adormit. Grea trezirea. Programul festiv \u0219i liber de revelion continua sub forma stricte\u021bii \u00een urm\u0103toarele zile. \u00cen Club. \u0218i-a\u0219 fi z\u0103cut \u00eentins, \u0219i-a\u0219 fi <strong>alegat<\/strong> c\u0103tre \u0219efi firea-mi neviciat\u0103, c\u0103zut\u0103 \u00een p\u0103catul b\u0103uturii de conjunctur\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 cine s\u0103 cread\u0103? \u0218tiau ei mai bine de ce-i e r\u0103u soldatului dup\u0103 noaptea dintre ani. Mai mult ca s\u0103 m\u0103 pedepseasc\u0103 mi s-a cerut timp de 10 ore s\u0103 stau la m\u00e2na juc\u0103torilor de table, \u021bintar \u0219i remy, de \u0219eptic\u0103&#8230;. Nu vedeam, nu auzeam \u0219i orice mi\u0219care a capului \u00eemi producea o grea\u021b\u0103 de nedescris. <strong>Alesei<\/strong> o vreme s\u0103 \u021bin capul pe-o mas\u0103, doar o vreme, deoarece (se mai satur\u0103 omul de c\u0103ci) la c\u00e2rma unit\u0103\u021bii, provizoriu, se afla c\u0103pitanul&#8230;, i-am uitat complet numele, num\u0103rul doi \u00een ierarhia de partid \u0219i bine\u00een\u021beles al doilea ordonator al meu, desemnat s\u0103 se ocupe de propaganda ideologiei comuniste, \u0219i avea reaua apuc\u0103tur\u0103, am aflat mai t\u00e2rziu p\u00e2n\u0103 unde poate merge exigen\u021ba, de a nu-\u0219i l\u0103sa subordona\u021bii s\u0103 l\u00e2ncezeasc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Arestul meu fusese un pre\u021b mic dat la schimb pe cutezan\u021ba orelor de civilie autopermise \u00een incinta biroului secretarului de partid, utilat pentru trei persoane, <strong>alcade<\/strong>, adjunct \u0219i ,,pionierul&#8221; tinerilor sc\u0103pa\u021bi de \u0219ocul primei colect\u0103ri de s\u00e2nge, \u00eens\u0103rcinatul cu muncile uteciste, ultimul&#8230;. Primul care v\u0103zuse-n mine urma\u0219ul de n\u0103dejde al lui Tabarcea. Primul c\u0103ruia i-am fost dat \u00een folosin\u021b\u0103. Ultimul, la nici dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de la racolare, la r\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi traseze ordine. N-apuca s\u0103racul s\u0103-mi mai zic\u0103 nimic, colonelul \u0219i c\u0103pitanul g\u0103siser\u0103 servul ideal neajunsurilor. Pe mine.<br \/>\n       O coinciden\u021b\u0103 bizar\u0103 \u0219i soarta &#8211; ce, <strong>alegem<\/strong> noi c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i face de cap? &#8211; m-au a\u0219ezat sub lupa ochilor vigilen\u021bi \u0219i severi ai celui general de brigad\u0103 Micu, curios cum de d\u0103duse distrac\u021bia-n sold\u0103\u021bimea antiaerienei. Afirma\u021bia c\u0103 se \u00eenfiin\u021base discotec\u0103 \u00een camera socialismului era absurd\u0103, dar necontestabil\u0103. S-a instalat, la prima vedere, <strong>algida<\/strong>, apoi, ca-n secven\u021ba reluat\u0103 ca generic la ora tv de desene animate de-acum 40 \u0219i ceva de ani, am ridicat \u00een g\u00e2nd umerii, mi-am \u00eempresurat pleoapele cu e\u0219arfa condamnatului la moarte \u0219i-am a\u0219teptat ploaia de gloan\u021be (cuvinte-cartu\u0219) s\u0103 m\u0103 suprime. <strong>Alegai<\/strong> c\u00e2t \u00eemi st\u0103tu \u00een putin\u021b\u0103 la chestion\u0103rile multiple, sprijinindu-mi teoria necesit\u0103\u021bii cu argumente \u0219tiin\u021bifice: capul de redare al magnetofonului, ,,url\u0103toarea&#8221; necuviincioas\u0103, se uzase pe o pist\u0103 \u0219i avea nevoie de o interven\u021bie mecanic\u0103, un reglaj foarte fin al pozi\u021biei prin taton\u0103ri succesive \u0219i audi\u021bie la un nivel decibelic ridicat. Picate la toate  testele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An nou cu&#8230; repeti\u021bie. \u00cembel\u0219ugat. Oriunde p\u0103\u0219eai te \u00eent\u00e2mpinau cu invita\u021bii la mai multe soiuri de alcool. Numai \u00een ogr\u0103zile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8434"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8437,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8434\/revisions\/8437"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}